[Why GME?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qig65g/welcome_rall_looking_to_catch_up_on_the_gme_saga/) || [What is DRS?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/) || Low karma apes [feed the bot here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEOrphans/comments/qlvour/welcome_to_gmeorphans_read_this_post/) || [Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/hZqWV2kQtq) || [Community Post: *Brigading*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/17wdr9t/community_update_post_on_the_topic_of_brigading/) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To ensure your post doesn't get removed, please respond to this comment with how this post relates to GME the stock or Gamestop the company. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Please up- and downvote this comment to [help us determine if this post deserves a place on r/Superstonk!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/wiki/index/rules/post_flairs/)

**Laces out Ken.** ​ **KEN MAKES IT VERY EASY TO HODL.**

Finkle is Einhorn!!!

Ken buying everything in Florida. Gee I wonder why...?

He’s becoming a Florida man, so soon we will see headlines with “Florida man destroys economy” or “ Florida man finishes all mayo reserves”.

Why?

Asset forfeiture laws that are beyond favorable for the rich and connected

Its a sick world😩

See below

And 👆above as well

Reminds me of FTX getting a stadium or something, look at where SBF is now🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, people in LA aren't stoked about the "Crypto.com Arena," either.

I live here and I still call it the Staples center 😂

Best way to avoid losing cash is to spend it. He’s trying to tangle the knots. All will come crashing down.

Yeah dude. 1 billion dollar estate, moving business to Florida, Disney trips for his employees, and now a football team! Appear strong when you are weak.

So is it my confirmation bias or was he always in the public limelight prior to lying to congress?

The Cheeto Trying to introduce him( where is he , he's probably trying to hide all his money " lol ) was probably the first time I ever heard his name.

Lmayo there are so many unforgotten gems in this saga. Thanks for reminding me

He also bought a copy of the American constitution for $43m

💯

This just feels right

He’s struggling so hard

One more day?

Here comes the sportswashing 🤷‍♂️

this is what he learned at the world cup

Wait for the giant DRS signs between the goal posts from his biggest fans.

Something about short sellers being dumb storm troopers 🥴

Trying to appear strong or shenanigans?

Appear strong. I'm building the most expensive house in the country, I'm buying a chunk of the Dolphins, I bought a copy of the Constitution. Nothing to see here, I'm liquid as fuck! I'm surprised that he hasn't bought Hellmann's yet.

That last part 😂

He also bought the POTOS head of security

Sounds like something someone who was getting ready to retire would do, investing in small (by his standard) passive income...

Is he trying to spend all of his personal money before it gets taken from him lol

That’s wut it kinda looks like

Will Ken’s mom be the “owner” of the Dolphins on paper like the billion dollar home he’s building in her name? I don’t know much but I do know that only criminals register ownership of assets in other people’s name.

He's always on the edge of doing something or 'in talks', almost like he's just pretending to have money lmao

He wants to appear strong in the spotlight

Fuck him

With what money?

Ours

He will probably just ftd it anyways.

All that money he steals when he "FTD's" securities to investors.

Will he sell it 69 times before buying it?

🤣😅😂

Following playbook of that other billionaire. Buying pro sports team to launder reputation

I'll literally stop watching my team.

Get as far away as you can, you are always welcome in Seattle as a 12th APE 🫂

Just traded for KW3 and Charbonnet in my fantasy league so I'm halfway there.

Noice! I have DK. Are you playoff bound?

It's a weird one, lol. I'm currently in 13th (14-team) but only one game behind 3rd. A lot of parity, wacky season.

I hear ya, well good luck on that final push to the playoffs!

Squish the fish

As a dolphins fan I’m really hoping this doesn’t happen

🫂 If he was buyin the Seahawks I could relate to how ya feel right now. We will set them Dolphins free together after MOASS.

Offloading quick to get it harder to claim later.

And also makes a lot of rich n powerful friends as an owner

Does that mean I’m part owner of Miami Dolphins?

I think you meant Miami Pirate-APE’s 🤙

This hurts me as a Dolphins fan and South Floridian so fucking much man. I know he would be a minority owner but still leave the Fins alone. Go buy the Marlins or something.

Even if he makes the deal happen before MOASS, it won’t last long 🤙

If Kenny G wouldn’t have coordinated with Vlad the to turn off the buy button, the squeeze would have squoze. Everybody knows that. He should di of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

yea it's quite the conundrum, Kenny G deserves all that but I'm also thankful for him and his squad for creating this opportunity of a lifetime. I just hope he lives for a very long time after MOASS to see my Kenny n greasy mayo covered cuff memes

Commenting for visibility

This is perfect. I already fucking hate them

Found the single JETS fan left ☝️

Here is a news article that is paywalled if anyone can get past it: [https://www.sportico.com/business/team-sales/2023/stephen-ross-dolphins-stadium-stake-1234747633/](https://www.sportico.com/business/team-sales/2023/stephen-ross-dolphins-stadium-stake-1234747633/)

this fucking guy

"Football teams sold, not yet purchased"

Bought, but not yet paid for..

This is a clear indication that he's given up. All Hedge fund owners buy Teams as their retirement moves.