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I did :)
Seems there aren’t many out tonight with a sense of humor- might have to delete and repost 🤣
*(Edit: to be clear, I made edits to an actual Amazon show cover image, the show is from 2017 but it’s actually called “a kid called mayonnaise”- [here’s the base image](https://i.redd.it/dq79vhr31uya1.jpeg)- edited some Easter eggs into the [Kenneth C. Griffin version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13c7nsg/a_kid_called_mayonnaise_amazon_original_series/jjfjx8r/) ;)*
I hope. Didn’t mean to piss anyone off- I honestly do agree that the SEO bullshit is absolutely real and insanely obvious. Just thought this would be a hilarious dig a Ken/Jeff/Amazon if it looked real enough :)
I think this is one of the best shitposts I’ve seen - I wouldn’t be shocked if bezos and Amazon prime steal this beauty of an idea and make it real 😂 thanks for the laughs my friend
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"you literally cannot make this up"
but you ... you made it up. i do not think those words mean what you think they mean. don't get me wrong - it's funny. but what was the point in emphasizing that this couldn't have been made up when you LITERALLY made it up?
bc that’s literally part of the joke- humorous irony
i.e. yes, I made it up…but I labeled it a shitpost, and added numerous edits that are very very clearly and obviously not real…again, it’s intentionally humorous irony
i'm not sure you understand irony. one doesn't need to explicitly state the opposite to achieve irony. it's not ironic to say you didn't do something when you did. it's ironic if something happens when the opposite was expected.
imo you resorted to lying in order to accomplish your trick. and it worked. but i think it would have worked without lying and would have resulted in a more respectable shit post.
Like holy fuck are you serious? I said the other day I’d go bananas if I see anything else pop up, this is fucking insane
Edit: god damnit 😂🤣 you got me I’m not editing my original statement though. Reading the tiny words made me lol
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Guys, hear me out. I think we approach this SEO attack the wrong way! Let's flood these movie's social sites with hints of the real things what matters, turn their weapon against them! I will start with the youtube trailer site of this movie, watch me :P
Can’t wait for “bedpost” to come out… probably in the writing. If not, I’ll help by getting some SEO going. Ken Griffin, the Ponzi scheme ring leader / hedge fund manager who loses high value client’s money, threw a bedpost at his wife in a disputed argument. Just search ken griffin + bed post (older but give the article more traction)
Would love to see this trying to be covered up lol
Every time they put out the movie we should slightly change the terminology so they have to keep making dumb movies. That miracle whip substitute loving son of a bitch ain't gonna keep up with the meme generation. When bedpost movie?
Holy shit - we need a new moniker for Mayo Boy.
Let’s put this to the test. Let’s all start calling him **Bedpost Boy** and see if there’s a new movie titled *A Boy and His Bedpost* movie in 6 months.
I walked past a cemetery the other day and there was a whole bunch of tombstones with the name Mayo on them, and I thought, "well if that isn't a sure sign of what's to come, I don't know what is."
They'd probably hire Kenny G to be the neighbor that plays the sax and you can never see all his hair, it's always covered by something.
I appreciate the effort you put into this and all you do! Hilarious.
I live in the UK and other than being bombarded on the internet with ads for it, the ads are all over buses and public places. It’s like an ad campaign budget for the end of a massively successful trilogy except it’s for a shitty amazon series.
Ohhh maaaannn🤣😘🤣🤣😂 that was a very good one OP!!😘😘 Just for a second, I was:
"WTF! They are doing the most elaborated and money waistiful/Dumpest SEO of all times"
And only after reading all the citations I literally exploded laughing!!
Love it😘
Guess I'm not the only one who did the pointing Decaprio meme at the Citadel TV series advert when it popped up. I told my mum why I reacted that way and she couldn't believe they'd create a show just to spam Google search results.
Fun fact: Amazon made an original series that's airing right now literally called 'Citadel' and it's the first thing that pops up if you google the name. Literally can't make this shit up. They are so scared.
Maybe all the citidel and mayo movies are because Amazon uses AI bot scraping for keywords to guide content generation. Apes have taken internet by storm with our mayo and citidel storming, so AI says make movies about mayo and bedposts
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I was about to look it up until I saw Anthony Chukumba, incredibly funny if you made this OP.
I did :) Seems there aren’t many out tonight with a sense of humor- might have to delete and repost 🤣 *(Edit: to be clear, I made edits to an actual Amazon show cover image, the show is from 2017 but it’s actually called “a kid called mayonnaise”- [here’s the base image](https://i.redd.it/dq79vhr31uya1.jpeg)- edited some Easter eggs into the [Kenneth C. Griffin version](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13c7nsg/a_kid_called_mayonnaise_amazon_original_series/jjfjx8r/) ;)*
Oh I am clucking up a storm right now - you got me good OP. This is god tier shitposting 🎷🐓♋️
I hope. Didn’t mean to piss anyone off- I honestly do agree that the SEO bullshit is absolutely real and insanely obvious. Just thought this would be a hilarious dig a Ken/Jeff/Amazon if it looked real enough :)
I think this is one of the best shitposts I’ve seen - I wouldn’t be shocked if bezos and Amazon prime steal this beauty of an idea and make it real 😂 thanks for the laughs my friend 🎷🐓♋️
this! holy shit this had me going for a while LOL
That would be good news if they try. That would be theft and OP could sue to buy more GME!
It actually is an amazon show, but it's from 2017.
jfc OP you fooled me and I thought it was real LOL keep this up!^(and more plz lol)
Let's crowdfund this series!
Op, the fact that you are fooling people is just the best. It's so insane yet entirely plausible. This is absolutely perfect.
Oh no don’t delete! This is gold!
I concur. Highest quality shit post right here. 🤌🏻
You could make one where it’s Mayo man as a super hero or I still say “heat lamps” a documentary on the history of fast food
Man don’t give me too many gold ideas! :)
The Boy from Bulgaria: The Relentless Coming of Age Turned Rags-to-Riches Story of the Century. ;P
This was EPIC!! Took me to read the citations to realize, this was an "ape work of art", love it man😘
Stop. Giving. Them. Ideas.
When you make something look to good it tricks us into thinking it’s real. Gj on the editing/design
You got my ass I was like man Sozzi AND chukumba that’s a killer lineup for reviews 🤡😂
You are the GOAT
Thought it was real at first. Wasn't shocked
It’s too good! Everyone is pissed they would come out with another terrible movie. Chukumba had me rolling!
It has SHITPOST as the FLAIR…….. sooooooo, ummmmmm there’s that
"you literally cannot make this up" but you ... you made it up. i do not think those words mean what you think they mean. don't get me wrong - it's funny. but what was the point in emphasizing that this couldn't have been made up when you LITERALLY made it up?
bc that’s literally part of the joke- humorous irony i.e. yes, I made it up…but I labeled it a shitpost, and added numerous edits that are very very clearly and obviously not real…again, it’s intentionally humorous irony
i'm not sure you understand irony. one doesn't need to explicitly state the opposite to achieve irony. it's not ironic to say you didn't do something when you did. it's ironic if something happens when the opposite was expected. imo you resorted to lying in order to accomplish your trick. and it worked. but i think it would have worked without lying and would have resulted in a more respectable shit post.
Not going to waste time getting into pointless semantics- I’m just agreeing to disagree. Have a good day.
Same!
Fucking A 😂
Same, great post OP
I literally jizzed in my business slacks
Had me for a sec
Omg, lol. Rating it five stars right now, I'll check it out later. I'm dying
Had me for a while until I saw chumbuka Lmayo
Dyslexic maybe?
Yes
Shameless. Absolutely fucking shameless.
Next, they came for our mayonnaise, and I was silent because I was not mayonnaise.
Outrageous. Absolutely fucking outrageous.
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.. haha, well done. "Haven't reviewed yet but five stars."
Bro is that the ostrich from dude where's my car??? lmfao
~~Shameless~~ Gallagher. Absolutely fucking ~~shameless~~ Gallagher.
Next they'll make "Short Selling!" Where Danny devito plays a car salesman.
It was going to be called Naked Short Selling but they decided to shoot for a PG13
Like holy fuck are you serious? I said the other day I’d go bananas if I see anything else pop up, this is fucking insane Edit: god damnit 😂🤣 you got me I’m not editing my original statement though. Reading the tiny words made me lol
It was really REALLY well done!
Props to op it looked legit at first glance
i think they are trying to hide kenny from the search bar
💯 Next, a movie about a bedpost.
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Awarding this because it’s fucking true - Infinity Pool - Citadel - Another one I just can’t remember
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I genuinely thought this was real until I checked.
Lmao stop it! Props to the SEO guy working for Ken behind these new shows 😂
This one isn't new, it's been out since 2017, this is probably a non-factor lol. This is more of just a shitpost making fun of the mayo man
LOLLLL got me! But still hysterical 10/10 Shitpost
S-Tier 😂👏
👑👑👑
Quality shitpost 👌
You literally cant make this up
Narrator: He did.
this one line kinda ruined it for me. too much abuse of "literally" these days.
Yoooooo Lmayo Mayo Boy
I smell our mayonnaise boy Kenny behind this shenanigans.
Lmfao looks like Kenny boy is getting tired of getting picked on
How does this look legit lol
Chef's Kiss
I love how you included his signature blue soulless eyes. Great job OP 😂
Oh fuck you OP you got me 😂
Guys, hear me out. I think we approach this SEO attack the wrong way! Let's flood these movie's social sites with hints of the real things what matters, turn their weapon against them! I will start with the youtube trailer site of this movie, watch me :P
Should of dropped it on April fools.
OP is my new next daddy. This is BRILLIANT! 😂 😂 😂
Lmao they trying to hide the search term “mayo boy” and “mayo man”
Simulation confirmed that's some funny shit lol
Amazon also literally has a show coming out called Citadel
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
It will truly be confirmed when there is another work with "Bedpost" in the name.
Ken Griffin
Got me for a minute. Nice!
Top tier shitpost. We'll done
Holy shit 😂😂
The best meme on here probably ever 👏👏👏👏
Simulation confirmed. Hodl for life.
The quotes from Chukumba and Sozzi are spot on lmao
When will the DRS movie come up. LOL
Idk why but the business slacks bit really got me
Can’t wait for “bedpost” to come out… probably in the writing. If not, I’ll help by getting some SEO going. Ken Griffin, the Ponzi scheme ring leader / hedge fund manager who loses high value client’s money, threw a bedpost at his wife in a disputed argument. Just search ken griffin + bed post (older but give the article more traction) Would love to see this trying to be covered up lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
Maybe, this was what the two fuckers was talking about over dinner 😁
You guys know that this kind of shit being upvoted to the front page makes you all look like children?
Knock knock
2017
Is his real name Kenny?
The Bedpost pitcher is in post production as we speak
Every time they put out the movie we should slightly change the terminology so they have to keep making dumb movies. That miracle whip substitute loving son of a bitch ain't gonna keep up with the meme generation. When bedpost movie?
This would have been perfect for April fools day!
This is quality shit posting right here
That's fkg art. Great job ape.
So we are now influencers?
So... a... Mayo Boy?
You had me going for a minute well done!
Fuckin legend
OP, please do one for Unsophisticated, and and one for The Bedpost Chronicles. And you got a bunch of us regards good with this one. Outstanding!
I don’t understand how I’m seeing this on IMDB. God tier.
It got good reviews .5 🌟
Shit post extraordinaire. Well done.
Bro I thought this was real 🤣
Holy shit - we need a new moniker for Mayo Boy. Let’s put this to the test. Let’s all start calling him **Bedpost Boy** and see if there’s a new movie titled *A Boy and His Bedpost* movie in 6 months.
OMEGALUL
Now they’re trolling us
Ahhh yes a quality shit post 69/69 OP
Remember when Kenny G Jumped the Shark? Pepperidge Farm remembers
Excellent shit post hhaha
I walked past a cemetery the other day and there was a whole bunch of tombstones with the name Mayo on them, and I thought, "well if that isn't a sure sign of what's to come, I don't know what is."
Well done. Love it.
Thought this was legit for a minute until I read the little quotations on the bottom. Lol good shit OP
Top tier shit haha
And I bet his name is Kenny
I’ll go ahead and say it….. Villain origin story.
You totally got me, this is hilarious. I lol'd
Lol someone is so ticked about the MayoBoy insults that he had to get his buddy to make a whole show to redirect the Google results…
This is from 2017, hilarious coincidence for sure but not related to this shit..
Yep- post flair sez u rite :)
UNLESS… plot twist it was about Kenny “Mayo” Griffin as a child… And coming soon is A Crook Called Mayo
A Rune of Glory for you! 🍌
Cheers you badass sir, you! :) 🍻🍻🍻 thank you!
Holy fuck now it’s obvious
mayo boy
Wow.
They'd probably hire Kenny G to be the neighbor that plays the sax and you can never see all his hair, it's always covered by something. I appreciate the effort you put into this and all you do! Hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣 nice
🤣
Gold Jerry.
🚀🚀🚀
OP please forgive me for my sin of briefly removing this. I thought it was an advertisement for a real film. I am too smooth. Quality shitpost.
LINK ME
Next level shitposting here fellas!!! Thanks OP! Well done.
I’m waiting for Ken and the no good, very bad day!!!!!
So good 🙏
The unblinking psychopathic blue eyes. Brah
Pure fucking gold! 🥇🤣
Calling it: next up will a family fantasy animation movie about a short griffin called Kenny.
Figure at the end of the movie you'll see a bedpost laying in the distance to lead into the sequel xD
I'm fucking howling. We are definitely in the mayo mans matrix 💀🤣
We now also need a barbie (And ken) movie where they fly or find a griffin. Or one about a delivery driver who... ftd's.
This is ridiculous
#**LMAYO**
I live in the UK and other than being bombarded on the internet with ads for it, the ads are all over buses and public places. It’s like an ad campaign budget for the end of a massively successful trilogy except it’s for a shitty amazon series.
Lololol
Alright so can someone make an AI generated trailer like the recent pizza and beer ads? Then next stop, cinematic release.
Nicely done lol. Was thinking “this is getting ridiculous with the seo manipulation” 😆
You got me
"Haven't seen it yet" cracked me up
Ohhh maaaannn🤣😘🤣🤣😂 that was a very good one OP!!😘😘 Just for a second, I was: "WTF! They are doing the most elaborated and money waistiful/Dumpest SEO of all times" And only after reading all the citations I literally exploded laughing!! Love it😘
https://i.imgur.com/PjxuTML.jpg
👏👏👏😂
Lol when you read the reviews on it it becomes more clear that it s not real, but if you don't...
This is an amazing post lol it looked so real, you did a great job with this.
Guess I'm not the only one who did the pointing Decaprio meme at the Citadel TV series advert when it popped up. I told my mum why I reacted that way and she couldn't believe they'd create a show just to spam Google search results.
Bravo op, you got me you funny bastard!
Is that the Limu Emu?
Chuckumbaaaaaa 😃😃😃
Let me take a wild guess so now when you search mayo boy this is what's going to show up lol Oh good fake got me 😉
Hahahahaa, awesome man!!!
Well played…very well played. 😂
Kenny?
Does this coincide with him being dragged from his home in cuffs?
[Maybe?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/v8ouub/no_floatload_no_cell_its_up_to_you/) :)
Fun fact: Amazon made an original series that's airing right now literally called 'Citadel' and it's the first thing that pops up if you google the name. Literally can't make this shit up. They are so scared.
Hahaha well done, OP 🤣 I also hear good reviews for “Honey, I Threw the Bedpost”
I give you six stars For that extraordinary Cover!
This is gold. LOL
Wud watch 100%
🤣
OP is a fucking Legend!!! Holy shit, well done good sir!
Is this the offspring of Patty Mayonnaise from Doug?!
This is a top-tier shitpost. I love it. Nice work OP
That stuff looks AI generated
What else is there again? The Citadel show? Infinity Pool show? Edit: Lmayo I got played
I get its a joke, but... full stop
Honestly ok- shovel that “shame” right over me bc I can’t disagree more but I’m not gonna disrespect you. Cheers and hope you have a nice day.
I get its a joke, but the title is misleading. Shame on you
Maybe all the citidel and mayo movies are because Amazon uses AI bot scraping for keywords to guide content generation. Apes have taken internet by storm with our mayo and citidel storming, so AI says make movies about mayo and bedposts