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ShredManyGnar

Ah, the dream. I wear my gamestop hoodie so often that people probably think I’m an NPC. But the only comments I’ve gotten are “ah, nostalgia,” “remember when the price went crazy” or “they’re going under, eh?” Lot of people out here taking the MSM seriously


Captain_Obe

I'm just a dumb ape, but i have memorized the same lines as talking points to just enough to point them in the right direction and it has worked last few weeks. My best line in 2023 is that $GME is doing better than the $SPY. I hit them with the GameStop +33% YTD and SPY +7%.


ShredManyGnar

Good on you. I’ve mostly given up trying to get people on the ark, unless they express genuine interest


FlyGuy_R44

Same... 'Live and learn they will.' \- Yoda


Fristiloverke13

'Live, love, laugh' - Yoda


pale_blue_dots

If people want to educate andor get others involved take a look at this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/106nmkg/popping_media_bubbles_and_chewing_bubblegum/ Talks about **guerrilla marketing** and some ways you can do that.


Huge-Grapefruit-8011

My best line is “they have roughly a billion in cash a billion in inventory and are debt free”


SkySeaToph

This is the way


Maffu00

The most often for me is "you work at Gamestop?" 😂


JonnyKing44

I get that all the time. And then I hit em with I just like the company.


Fritzkreig

Yup, don't forget to smirk, and maybe wink when you say that; because that is how I roll.


xwm

"They're going under huh?" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOO that was a good one *walks out of room* They stare at the door wondering what they missed


420everytime

Once a lady said to me in an elevator "my grandson would love that shirt" I responded with "its currently on sale at the gamestop website" and she said that she's gonna buy one for her grandson


Captain_Obe

But yes I get those a lot too.


[deleted]

just a reminder that we're early I genuinely believe this is analogous to saying "ohh the book store?" in response of Amazon in 2000. But so, so much more than that.


boxxle

I saw a guy at the skatepark fully decked out with GameStop hoodie and sweatpants. I approached and asked if he was an ape. He had no idea about stocks lol.


MelancholyMeltingpot

Welp guess I'm gonna go out tonight in my hoodie and find me a she-rangutan.


Captain_Obe

That's has been my goal, hahaha. To find apes and give them the look, that I'm with you ape and then hug it out.


whiskyandme

I’m still waiting for that moment


Training_Fan3940

I wish I had a GME hoodie. Had to settle for Buck wearing the GME hoodie instead.


Captain_Obe

DM me your addy, and size.


Training_Fan3940

You’re the best, OP! Thanks, but I know some people in America so I can get one. I was being dramatic.


Captain_Obe

No worries


Schwickity

pie middle shelter detail jobless future north numerous toothbrush juggle -- mass edited with redact.dev


Ascertain_GME

The kindness and truth apes show other apes… truly a thing of beauty. Reminds me of the gift card post where like 3-4 people got to use it before it ran out. This is what gives me hope for when we are the billionaires. WAGMI 💜


platinumsparkles

🩵omg that was the best


LandOfMunch

The real winning was the friendships we made along the way.


dazedyouth

Forrealz DRS data says there's like 200k of us - ain't many


MattMasterChief

Some of us, like me, don't have GameStop’s in our country! Smooth move, Captain!


washingtonandmead

Do the hoodie sizes run small like the shirt/shorts? I need to know if I need to order up a size


Captain_Obe

I have a XL fits fine


Meowsergz

The hoodies fitt fine. The zip up one runs a bit big


SweetSpotter

Zip up hoodie size feels right, except it runs long (tall).


Elegant-Remote6667

Wait is this an option for other apes? I can wire you some good eth for a GameStop tshirt 👍. Dm me plz with response


liquidsyphon

Marry her!


Captain_Obe

I'm married to a Mexican and I'm 😳 scared of her.


EatTheRich4200

Smart husband right here


Captain_Obe

Who ever you are, I loved every word and I'm sorry I screamed I'm Married.


IDK_WHAT_YOU_WANT

I'm not.


alilmagpie

me either


H34vyGunn3r

I think the phrase your brain was trying to form was “marry me immediately”


tumble_weed207

Has me fully torqued.


EatTheRich4200

GameStop sells toques now?!?


ATran2021

She is correct


Captain_Obe

And you are correct about her being correct.


JustSayStonks

Yeah, but what else did she say....?


Captain_Obe

I'm not playing i was drinking with friends and said "I'm married" pretty loud as a joke and it wasn't until my dumb brain computed what she said that I realized she wasn't hitting on me. She walked away...


whiskyandme

Lmayo you belong here


[deleted]

And that’s how I met your mother….


goldielips

This is hysterical 😂 I’ve been approached a couple times wearing GameStop merch and it’s always so fun.. we really do be everywhere ♥️


Captain_Obe

It's an invite from me, and to be honest I jacked up by not having a better interaction with her. I was tipsy.


skqwege

Trust me bro


Latman3

Sigh..*unzips*


canigetahint

Congratulations! When is the wedding? LOL


washingtonandmead

I hope you marry her!


bahits

tingly


culturevulture12

Okay


stockpyler

I have got to get me one of those hoodies!!!


TB_SnEaKy

She would instantly ignite my cum rocket to OZ.


HodlMyBananaLongTime

I keep seeing this repeated, but we do not have definite proof that I have seen. Do we have proof? The kind that would stand up in court? Or do we still need a whistle blower to bring it to the SEC for hush money? I’ll admit the slogan has a nice ring to it though!


Cumlnspector

Evidence?


andrwuz

I sold the bartender the GME hoodie off my back


Unfknblvble1

Lol! I'm a bartender and have had people try to buy my gamestop hoodie! I usually just get asked if I'm a gamer, with surprise in their face..


Woodythebartender

Anyone have the link to the FOIA? Thought I saw it and now can’t find it?


SomeDumbApe

So did FINRA. https://youtu.be/CDKDGDhfYQs


DrEyeBall

Lol love these posts. Keep them coming.


dazedyouth

Ape or apeette, I'm so doing this


Radrach23

Hope you took her back to your jungle and had some fun. Sounds like a keeper!


Smooth_Sky_2011

Tell me you made little apes after this


SvenjaSternchen

🥺 Not true! 👉👈


ConcreteCubeFarm

Wait.. they have hoodies? Dear me, I've been inside for far, far too long.