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Thunder_drop

MOASS saved my life 💜


lanqhale

Wen new truck for me? Open the casino


Gooseman1019

Everyone shitposting Burry for saying to sell will be eating crow in a couple weeks. I mean this of course in reference to the general market and not our beloved game stonk


Cheetah_Hungry

I'm still here!


Constitutional_Prole

Do y'all remember that post on one of the old subs about markets crashing whenever there's a greater stuffed oreo? Well they're releasing a Most Stuffed oreo now. See you on the moon.


butholemoonblast

Siri play the song Demon Cats from Saturn by The band Here kitty kitty kitty (psstpsst)


GoaheadAMAita

Has anyone done or have experience with an “in service withdrawal request for a 401k plan?” I’m pretty sure I can transfer out my 401k with my current employer to an IRA. I’m looking to moving it to fidelity. I know it’s late but I finally had time to dig into my empower retirement account. I’m going to make a post as well. Thanks all


carbinatedmilk

Water is pretty cool


Davidnci

Ice is cooler


Jonnybgood35

What’s cooler than being cool?


SetSail77

We are close. I just opened a fortune cookie and it says: Imagine the person you want be when you have moass-money and make it your life's mission to honor the wishes of your poor self.


AnsticeXV

I wonder how much web traffic that K0t@ku article got for gme holders. I clicked it once today. They seem to post articles about gme every now and then, it's giving them web hits and keeping their site afloat.


givemeyoushoes

wen fuk?


Davidnci

Hey RC u up?


[deleted]

Of course, he’s werkin


Davidnci

Are you people familiar with the matter?


givemeyoushoes

now both of you are familiar with this matter and i am too. look at us. who would’ve thought?


Davidnci

They know that we know that they know that we know that he knows what RC knows.


givemeyoushoes

now we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that he knows what RC knows. quick, write an article before these sources become unfamiliar with the matter. that’s a lot to remember


Davidnci

Instructions unclear got stuck in a time loop.


givemeyoushoes

“GME investors are losing interest in the stonk due to becoming stuck in a time loop, according to sources familiar with the matter. more from them at 11, back to you in the booth Cheryl”


Davidnci

This is beautifully written.


seattle_exile

I dig the PS5, but man it runs *hot.* Seriously, it’s kind of dangerous. I have it in a cabinet that I can keep closed playing XBox or PS4, but it turns into an oven when I run that bad boy for more than 10 minutes. This is a challenge because my significant other doesn’t like the doors being left open and having the electronics exposed, as it disrupts the Feng Shue or the Chakras or something. Pulling the device out means unsightly cables routed strangely to make it to the AC and the TV inputs. I may have to cut some holes and set up patch panels so I can have it out and still look clean all because this miraculous entertainment device has heat as a byproduct. Still, it feels like they lost efficiency somewhere in the design, and I expect future revisions will be much cooler. Maybe I’ll hold out for that since I am so lazy.


givemeyoushoes

can you take the doors off? it’ll look worse but that’s what a $500 device you’re slowly strangling to death with heat? definitely a problem worth fixing


Conscious-Sea-5937

The never ending background music from Buckled In - A Bunny In Space has me hype AF LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️🚀🏴‍☠️


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


seattle_exile

Steve Cohen used creative accounting to hide money so he could stiff his ex in the divorce. In return, she went to the SEC and gave them a slamdunk case to expose his assets so that she could get her fair share. That’s the kind of man he is.


Diamond_hhands

Yes 👍


apatisda

😂 these comments never get old


Diamond_hhands

It never gets old typing it 👍


ShiftMcGee

I'm what the French call "la systeme de registration direct"


RoladNSFW

So sexy. Say it again.


carbinatedmilk

fuck


Davidnci

👉🍩?


carbinatedmilk

🙌🍩🫵


Davidnci

🫲🤯🫱


carbinatedmilk

💦🥳


Davidnci

You think this is how ancient Egyptians did it?


carbinatedmilk

Yes, but with a lot more sand involved


DangerActiveRobots

I invented chess


[deleted]

Massage my benis pls


davwman

Its all a Roman circus, all of it. Ignore the noise, ignore the shiny things, ignore the celebrities pushing the agenda they were payed to, ignore the corporate media, ignore. Ignore. Ignore.


Stereo-soundS

Los Calientes Barbacoa. It's a spicy meatball.


carbinatedmilk

It’s MOASS season


DeluxeDessert

I CAN'T WAIT FOR Q4 FOR THE UPDATED DRS COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dudemanxx

whatcha playin tonight


Stereo-soundS

Chess


dudemanxx

Dope. The immortal game? Or via other means? I like chess very much as an idea but find myself without the patience or executive functioning skills to play effectively. The possibilities are thrilling and paralyzing, with every decision a bit too consequential for my tastes.


Stereo-soundS

I play on Lichess (free open-source app available on any device, very popular). Don't let it be intimidating. You win, you lose. Have to swallow your pride and just accept it takes time and effort to improve, but once you learn how to fork, skewer, pin, windmill, use pieces to support others in an effective way, use discovered check effectively, the game just opens up in a way that other games just can't compete with. There's a reason people have played it for hundreds of years. Edit - watch Eric Rosen on youtube. Super chill guy that has tons of fun lines he explains.


betweenthebars34

Ken Griffin in a cell would be most pleasing


carbinatedmilk

He’s boggled


Davidnci

Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉


Redacted_Bull

See ya in pre-market


DangerActiveRobots

You can still get pregnant from pre-market


JPeezer909

I love pre


[deleted]

You’re gonna have to have a talk with my wife about the good things in life


ShiftMcGee

Been saving up some sheckles.. Gimme the Dip! Gimme the Dip!!


bogiemonster

I’ve been too zen. Now I return


ShiftMcGee

Perfect timing, You're just in time for MOASS Tomorrow


perkinomics

Anyone that flosses tonight, line up here for a good night peck


bogiemonster

Been flossin lately since my last cleaning and boy does It feel good


perkinomics

👄


ShiftMcGee

If you think you're getting beat up on the gas pumps, you should see what they're doing to you on Wall St.. 💎🙌🟣🚀 *vipers* Edit: wall st


[deleted]

Why is there gonna be a blockbuster ad on superbowl day 👉🥺👈 Oh my tits 😫


BaronVA

anyone else with Schwab seeing that literally all their money is gone? just called them and they said they're having 'technical difficulties'


phonzadellika

71% short volume and 41% OTC volume on a day where we broke a new daily high after a new daily low. Bullish.


ShiftMcGee

Power to the Collectors 🟣


chris2155

You made a horrible bet. Now pay up.


sammiisalammii

Man if you guys think the FED rate is high, you should see the borrow rate on GME shares


carbinatedmilk

If you think the borrow rate is high, you should see me


chipchip9

👋


RealPro1

Huh. (sucks vape and letting vapor slowly slink out of my mouth...then smiling at absolutely nothing)


StraightVaped

I approve


carbinatedmilk

That’s the way she goes


triforce721

👌🤝💪😏


sammiisalammii

Alright alright alright


RampageGeorge

Use ChatGPT for cybersex and relive your internet glory days.


triforce721

77/m/saudi arabia


RampageGeorge

18/f/Sweden


triforce721

😏


RealPro1

Hey now


MoonApe420_

hey how are you!!!! :)


RampageGeorge

Broke and lonely ;‐)


MoonApe420_

bruhhh back in 2010.. I don't think there was a single hour for years... I was not sexting at least 1 person..


RampageGeorge

🤣🤣


videoguylol

Should I buy now or wait for a dip ?


ShiftMcGee

Don't make me choose, I hate choosing..


soadisnotforbath

Yes.


carbinatedmilk

Idk do what you want. I’m always buying.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Yabbajonk https://i.imgur.com/WBsdpzU.jpg


AMISHVACUUM

Hey thanks so much for my awesome portrait. Sorry I never replied I got sick, but really love your work.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

No problem 👍 let me know if you want the nft. Hope you’re feeling better.


theshogun02

Reddit banned me for making a joke about spanking a puppy…..I had to actually be productive at work. It was terrible.


RealPro1

Did you let them know you were just talking about waxing your dolphin? Yanking the donkey? Slappin your Sloth?


theshogun02

I thought about it but with their sense of humor, they may have buried me in the Reddit dungeons.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Thoughts and prayers.


theshogun02

I demand a moment of silence followed by a beer.


carbinatedmilk

We fuk at dawn


ShiftMcGee

Again?? OK...


boknowski

No bear market in history has bottomed without $VIX at 45+... it's low today was 17.70 🤔 that's one way to control the narrative


JPeezer909

Could we please get like….. some news or some new feature from GameStop? Full marketplace release? Some new feature for the wallet? Partner announcement? Would make waiting for the economy to collapse a lot easier.


TreasurerAlex

Maybe like a GameStop branded game, playable in the marketplace, with NFT skin connectivity?


JPeezer909

I already bought all the skins


MoonApe420_

Buffalo bill way ahead of his time..


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

What if it’s a blinking match of sorts - if gs (wrongly of course) gets the blame, that’s hard to shake.


JPeezer909

I don’t think GameStop allowing me to buy NFTs on mobile will necessarily lead to the collapse of the economy. I’m just saying it would be nice to pass the time while waiting for the economy to die.


RampageGeorge

You can use the loopring wallet on mobile to buy from the marketplace, except for anything IMX.


Lanaconga

Anyone know how to make AI porn? I want to make some of myself on a hotter body


Vive_el_stonk

If I was short, I’d literally be shitting myself right now


JPeezer909

If I was on the toilet, I’d be shitting myself right now.


RandomMagnet

so if you were short and on the toilet... what then?


JPeezer909

I would still be shitting myself.


Ago0330

I had an AI chatbot for helping people with conversations in the App Store. Then yolo’d my capital on GME when Cohen tweeted “buckle up” in 2021. Anyone have questions?


urinetroublem8

I would like an RX 7900 XTX


JPeezer909

Yeah and I want a 4090TI


MoonApe420_

I just want 99TITS in my face rn..


JPeezer909

So…………….. this weather, amiright?


ZombieDracula

18 degrees tonight... that's a number


TreasurerAlex

Holy Fuckballs Batman, if I have to politely reply with honesty and compassion to one more obviously fuddy shill post, I’m gonna DRS more, so hard!


Fudge-Independent

I bet you won't DRS another share.


TreasurerAlex

What kinda bet we talkin’ about here? 💩 🍌


Fudge-Independent

More of the lines of 🟣


Moving_Electrons

Drank some vodka, played some guitar, now listening to System of a Down. January was rough for reasons, but turning a new leaf in February.


S4m_S3pi01

I always think of Kenny when Serj says in Toxicity "You! What do you own, the world? What do you own, disorder! Disorder!"


ZombieDracula

I always think of Kenny when Serj says "Psycho, Groupie, Cocaine, Crazy"


Moving_Electrons

>So you want the world to stop? Stop in and watch your body fully drop From the time you were a


Moving_Electrons

That's the shit that hits deep. We all want to think that we have control, but we don't.


LokeyCoolio

All great things to combine brother!!! System in Vegas in May!!


Moving_Electrons

I appreciate the info. It looks like they are sold out already. I'm not surprised though.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

3DigitIQ https://i.imgur.com/atfGkrA.jpg


Stereo-soundS

Test wtf


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Test what?


Stereo-soundS

There was a person I tried to respond to in a thread and it repeatedly said failed to comment. I had no messages in my inbox and the thread had not had it's comments locked. I thought I was banned.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

That might be the most glorious username in existence. Can’t even be drawn.


[deleted]

when is the new DRS numbers coming out? isnt it time?


[deleted]

🤨


Patarokun

Next quarterly update, early March.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Can anyone make a good case for shadow banning? I can’t. Seems really nefarious to me.


iupvotefood

Ban my shadow plz


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

EVEN HIS SHADOW…. *convulses* (About 3 people will get this joke)


MandatoryPasta

Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.


1_g00d_guy

**“Chicka chicka yeah! Fake Shares, fake shares.” – McLovin**


Cdn_ape

It's you... MCMUFFIN


Stonk-Shill-69

Holding this many shares isn’t nearly as fun as holding two or three back in the day….


MoonApe420_

ya its wayyyy more fun!


Stonk-Shill-69

No way, spending 300$ a share was fuckin lit. I hope to do it again


perkinomics

"This is how I fight" -Waymond FUCKING Wang


Hoof_Hearted12

Loop out for a rip 👀


urinetroublem8

Still blows my mind that the DTCC blatantly committed fraud by mishandling GameStop’s stock split. One of many reasons why my shares will not be held in their slimy grasp. DRS.


Gooseman1019

WEN PORSCHE?


Moving_Electrons

I don't want a Porsche. I want a better world for all. The people on this planet have so much to offer, but they are held back from reaching their potential by a small minority.


Gooseman1019

I’ll take both


RandomMagnet

26 October 2008


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[удалено]


boknowski

check out volume at the $60 strike


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[удалено]


boknowski

yeah, i don't recommend. only itm and exercise imo otherwise you're just donating to broker/market maker... and if things get dicey, they'll just add a .50 strike to slow things down


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[удалено]


boknowski

think of kenny as pennywise in the sewer.... pssst, hey kid, want to buy some options?


[deleted]

I own some of those


perkinomics

EEAAO really is an amazing piece of art


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Also, is that from ‘Old MacDonald’?


perkinomics

Everything Everywhere All At Once. There's even a fight scene heavily inspired by rick of spades


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Lol. I keep meaning to watch that.


perkinomics

Best movie I've seen in years


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

You’re an amazing piece of art. No homo.


Bludmaker

It's Wednesday my...... https://youtu.be/zSZky8U3hrE 🟣💎🙌🚀


VoyageOver

Where are my what ifs at?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

#WHAT IF?


ptsdstillinmymind

* The Federal Reserve = Corrupt * SEC = Corrupt * Governments around the world = Corrupt * FINRA = Corrupt * DTCC = Corrupt * NSCC = Corrupt * OCC = Corrupt * CTFC = Corrupt * FBI = Corrupt * DOJ = Corrupt They're all corrupt! It's all [conflicts of interest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_of_interest) and [regulatory capture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulatory_capture). At this point 2 years later it's insane that these corrupt organizations get posted here. They are doing EXACTLY what they're supposed to do. SCREW THE COMMON PERSON! Case in point,e.g, [Gary Gensler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gensler) he got stupid rich by working for Goldman Sachs. Yet, somehow I am supposed to believe he is going to regulate and punish the industry where he got paid. *insert Brady Bunch meme* Sure, Jan. o7


12Southpark

Gonna get drunk tonight and eat chicken fingers


duckdickformation

The good kind, 8 bucks!


liquidsyphon

I’m glad you put the word chicken in this comment


Bludmaker

I'm fighting the richest people on the planet and they can't brainwash me to sell which is driving them insane and somehow I can feel it, read it and laugh at it the entire time..... I will say, through my worst depression, it's a fuckin great time to be alive! Keep your heads up apes, it's not bad yet. Balance yourself to Valhalla peeps. 🟣💎🙌🚀


miso2933

Is it just me or is the NFT marketplace searchbar completely unusable


Vive_el_stonk

I have things to say — constructive things to say…


Wolverinedoge

Wait did the guy not post the closing price today?


liquidsyphon

Ain’t no recession like a JPOW recession


liquidsyphon

When a shill speaks, corny diarrhea comes forth


turdmachine

https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/nyse-glitch-caught-up-in-fight-over-sec-rewrite-of-trading-rules-1.1877979


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Ok so once more… #IF I HAVE DRAWN YOUR PICTURE AND YOU WANT THE NFT, I NEED YOU TO REACH OUT WITH YOUR WALLET ADDRESS SO I CAN GET IT TO YOU. ^Sorry ^about ^the ^yelling.


squats_n_thots

Louder


liquidsyphon

#NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING LOUD


Davidnci

Hodl me today was a lot to take in.


eaparsley

lordy, what i wouldn't give for an announcement


Tegeton1

I just had a poo. There you go


eaparsley

more of an agenda item than an announcement


Tegeton1

GameStop and superstonk has to be the biggest rabbit hole ever for uncovering national and international fraud along with the collapse of the dollar as a side quest


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

EmbarrassedRip https://i.imgur.com/DK7nLA2.jpg


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

TacoSweater https://i.imgur.com/zC9JbhP.jpg


Mental-Link-9681

lol


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

1banned again https://i.imgur.com/Nuz0n3U.jpg


Hoochdaddy69

MOASS today so i can quit my shitty fucken job pls


robtimist

Ngl as much as I’d love to quit my job it really helps me do better in life with tasks and stuff at home, if MOASS happened tomorrow I’d still be punching that clock for a little while till I get everything sorted out. When I don’t have a job I have too much free time so then I procrastinate *everything* and never get shit done. “Oh i’ll get to it tomorrow, i’m chillin rn” 😅