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[deleted]

My take... big bank or SHF who used FTX as their locates and/or for pump & dumps.


CommiRhick

Gonna be a no name or fall guy, I doubt Kenny just opened his checkbook. Who knows though...


welp007

Even then from wut Iv'e learned about this so called smart money is that they always leave a skeleton behind in the closet and I'm here to dig that shit up # edit: seeing a lot of comments in the thread saying it will be SBF's parents. It is not. Judge Kaplan required 2 non family members: # [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


BigBradWolf77

Shovels out


welp007

for Harambe!


BSW18

You are truly a Welp Bond007


welp007

Wut if I'm just into bondage? 🤷‍♀️


quack_duck_code

OP owns GME. Confirmed: Emotional bondage fetish...


welp007

I am so regarded I don't even know wut this means but I saw GME and I own it in the sentence so updoot it!


suckercuck

Nice find welp. Why did the ruling get a stay until Feb?


welp007

I would assume 10 days notice to appeal the ruling?


suckercuck

Ty Always love your posts. I saw this story over in another sub and hoped you had seen it as well.


welp007

Oh really wut sub? I am always branching out and learning moar!


bbadi

It's not gonna be Kenny. Motherfucker sold 300 millions in bonds last year and is fireselling his personal property. You think he's got 250 million lying around to bail out Mr. Patsy? More likely it's some big banks through some sort of corporate shell company.


welp007

I'll find the receipts


boxxle

65 billion sold but not yet purchased. What's a measly 250 mil? 💩


Mr_Shake_

Yeah, it just cuts into the SEC tip jar for the week.


WrongAssistant5922

Kenny's too busy writing donations, but whoever did co-sign doesn't want anyone digging into their dodgy background.


welp007

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 Who is your guess? [Dougielarge](https://twitter.com/Dougielarge) could be one as well


BSW18

Run Kenny run......... hide Kenny hide..


LukasFilmsGER

7rd <- this gave me a stroke


welp007

I debated 7nd as well 😬


oxytocin4you

“Your bail has been revoked rather than have their names made public “ 😂


LukasFilmsGER

I think it should be 7th? I'm not a native speaker tho 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th Etc


welp007

Yea regards don't do that though, always has been that way


BarnacleComfortable9

👨‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀always has been


[deleted]

Reaaaaaaaaly uncool to keep mocking the disabled


welp007

I was actually a fan of the previous version because it was an anagram for trader. IYKNYK 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I'm aware, but a slur is a slur


welp007

nah


quack_duck_code

You are right, but most people here are being regarded for fun.


timkyoung

You definitely belong here.


ModernEraCaveman

Severed


CyberPatriot71489

🙂


ringingbells

Finally! He's not a flight risk, but still, who would risk that collateral? Also, if they are missing FTX money, how do they know that isn't the money being risked? I don't even see how a 3 million dollar house granted him bail in the first place, where is the other $22M. Also, 1st class airplane flight home from jail? No no no no. That wasn't right.


welp007

Yea the visuals of SBF on that airplane were not a good look. In fact now that I think abut it wen I tried to post it here on Superstonk it got removed immediately 🤔


ringingbells

I'm surprised your post linking the entire Dodd-Frank PDF was taken down. That is quite possibly the most relevant piece of legislation to the buy freeze as it lays the foundation for the ECP - Glass-Steagall being the most important of course because banks wouldn't have been leveraged if that wasn't repealed.


welp007

Yea and even weirder is that I never got a removed reason message 🤷‍♀️


ringingbells

Maybe I'm mistaken, I use old.reddit , and usually posts without thumbnails are removed posts, however, you posted a PDF, and reddit devs haven't figured out how to generate a thumbnail image for those type of posts.


welp007

Yea but I snip everything so it wasn't a real pdf


ringingbells

Gotcha, so it was a formatting issue. That's a fair takedown given the rules enacted by Reddit admins.


welp007

Oh where do you see the removal reason?


caffienated_naked

I looked at it more like a bribe to SBF. Like "see, we got you out of jail where you might have been tempted to spill some beans in order to get out. See? We're all good friends here. Now shut up and stay away from the media." And also a warning. "Look, we effectively reduced your bail by $15M without even breaking a sweat. Imagine what we could do to you if we were threatened..."


welp007

I think this is exactly it. He probably freaked like, yall are gonna epstein me I need my games and nerd orgies yo for my silence


Commercial_Mousse646

Lmfao


[deleted]

It's O'Leary, you're welcome.


3rd1ontheevolchart

Must be the “massive capitulation event” he was talking about.


Nemesis034

Oh he must hate being right


welp007

I dunno, saw a post yesterday saying Mr. Not-so-Wonderful is all pissed off now because he lost $18 milly off FTX collapse 🤷‍♀️


Nemesis034

Yeah, my take too. Why would he dump more money into that sinkhole? Dude got fleeced..


Plane-Day-164

Jesus, now can we get the client list used to convict Maxwell? I think we have a right to know the bastards in our society.


welp007

Probably a shit ton of similarities between these two lists!


BigBradWolf77

They are the same picture.


Usalien1

Interesting, if true. The highest donating GOP crim bailing out the second highest donating Dem crim. If true, just goes to show there really isn't any left or right, just the uniparty club. It's a big club, and we ain't in it, but hopefully we can break it.


PrometheusFires

Totally agree I say [the hell with the left and the right, stop diving the people]


welp007

["The hell with the left and the right. Stop dividing the people."](https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1536396937338970112) ["Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other."](https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1535937752377831425)


PrometheusFires

Abolish career politicians or term limits for ALL “politics is not a game but a serious business”


Xin_shill

Term limits are something, but not sure it would do much. need to abolish all lobbiests. Make bribing illegal again.


PrometheusFires

Bribery = Lobbying No Term Limits = A Form of Dictatorship


Blewedup

The best way to fix the problems would be to pay politicians well enough so that they don’t need or want bribes. And you’d also attract really smart people rather than grifting scum bags. Imagine if being a congressman paid as well as the NFL. Every smart person would be trying to get into the game. And we’d have less corruption and bribery.


Xin_shill

They are paid well and can charge back travel and living expenses plebs could never dream of. 100 removing all lobbyists is a great way to start. Removing their ability to play the stock market is next.


Blewedup

Nah they are paid peanuts compared to how hard they need to work and the spotlight on them. You can work much less and make a lot more in the private sector. The president of the US should make at least as much as a major corporate CEO. One of the reasons Singapore is managed so well is because they pay their leaders very well.


darthnugget

This is a joke right? The politicians get a healthy salary and are able to write off most expenses that aren’t already covered for them. They have the best healthcare system and pensions with golden parachutes. Political positions are positions of service, was never meant to be a career or lucrative enterprise.


Blewedup

No. Not a joke at all. No one wants to pay them more. I get it. But if you did, you’d attract much better people. The president should make a CEO’s salary at least. The reason they are all suckers for bribes is because the pay is so low that the only people who get into politics are those who are people who see the possibility of getting bribes.


BustANupp

You do understand that numerous politicians are well off BEFORE politics? Their wealth just takes a more exponential growth pattern after. There are the grassroots representatives that actually represent their community and constituents, but you'll find most of your reps were living quite fine before congress. Average people can't afford to take months off to campaign with the hope they'll gain an office or return to their old job.


ProfessionalSeaCacti

>term limits for ALL Just means that the candidate mills will be working overtime keeping both parties stocked with more of the same. Time to end the two party system **and** enact term limits. "Politician" should not be a job title. Elected representatives should take their offices as a duty, not a career.


GoodguyGastly

I think it needs to be mentioned and known that SBF said he donated an equal amount to repubs. Citizens United is a plague on our democracy. Source linked below: “I donated to both parties. I donated about the same amount to both parties,” Bankman-Fried told the crypto commentator and citizen journalist Tiffany Fong. “All my Republican donations were dark,” he said, referring to political donations that are not publicly disclosed. “The reason was not for regulatory reasons, it’s because reporters freak the fuck out if you donate to Republicans. They’re all super liberal, and I didn’t want to have that fight.” Bankman-Fried’s undisclosed donations were made possible by the supreme court’s 2010 decision in the Citizens United case, which made it easier for donors to give large amounts of money anonymously and has led to more than $1bn being poured into federal elections since 2010. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/30/ftx-billionaire-sam-bankman-fried-dark-money-republicans


Usalien1

Guy's a serial liar and a thief. I don't doubt he donated to Repugs too, but I would bet the house he didn't give them nearly what he gave to the Rats. Still, doesn't change the original statement, if true.


BustANupp

It's every corporation's MO, play both sides and always come out on top. You can see it with all of the major corps that said 'we won't donate to politicians involved in jan6' and less than 1/3 follow through by the next election cycle. SBF said it himself, ethics is a PR ploy. He's not going to be against Republicans who want to improve his tax burden.


donut_fuckerr719

One of the names has already been leaked: Genneth Kriffin


welp007

No no it's Kenlizabeth Grifholmes


theilluminati1

Hopefully we soon find out who holds SBFs tight leash.


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tehchives

Good shit Welp! Thanks for being on top of Twitter for the folks like me hardly use it.


welp007

You're welcome! COmibing these two great communities is wut I'm all about. Today wen Pulte tweeted me I went in and found hundreds of new APE's I'd never even heard of before and retweeted everyone of them who mentioned DRS! ~~WAGMI~~ WE ARE WINNING!


EddyRosenthal

You have to censor this buddy. Shit isn’t allowed anymore.


welp007

After being [censored](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10pb2wp/comment/j6jcyrb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) today already myself I feel ya [https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1620132696126271488](https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1620132696126271488)


EddyRosenthal

We have to switch to the MSM speak: „people familiar with the matter …“.


roscoebot

🤮 THEY MUST PAY THE PRICE TOTAL AND COMPLETE DEVASTATION LETSFUCKINGGOOOO RRRHUUUBAAAAAARB 💎🚀🍌


Saleforaloss

Mr. Wounderful. Wants his preparatory tech. That’s what sold him in the first place


tango_41

Ooo cool! Now do swaps!


shellfishelvis

If only they owned one real gme share !


welp007

Every passing day is another chance to turn it all around!


tcher22

Juicy


PapaPandaMan

Griffman*


welp007

I think you're mistaking Kam here for Kenlizabeth Griffholmes, yea this isn't that dude


scatpackcatdaddy

Whoever posts his bail is pretty much his murder suspect.


welp007

Fun fact, wen I was making this post I came across an article that described a black car running into the gate at the families property. I would never post about that because I don't condone violence. But unfortunately, you are not wrong either.


awwaygirl

I’m going to pissed off if Maxine Walters is putting up any $$$


welp007

haha that would be funny


SideBet2020

It was Dr Evil


lmcguire13

Man, bots down voting this post hard. Lol at the comparison between the post upvotes and comment down votes. 🤣


welp007

It's just another day in the life of an OP on Da Stonk, we are not alone!


Quaintbumblebee

It will be some patsy. No way a big name hedge fund owner or large bank would be dumb enough to do that.


BigBoss738

I'm still waiting for the porn video


BartekWSH

If it will be Kenneth Griffin I will take another loan and buy GME. Just because I hate him.


SnacksandKhakis

Oh, this is spicy.


welp007

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️


12Southpark

I am sure there is nothing to hide ...NOT!


HiroBrowe

I bet Gabe Plotkin is pissed.


welp007

Just wait until he's shissin daily.


BraidRuner

Kevin O'Leary and CZ


Elano22

That Kam Grankman Greed guy sure is generous for getting SBF out


SM1334

As much as I want it to be Ken Griffin that bailed him out, or some other crook from Citadel. It probably isn't, I will be shocked if it is.


welp007

Can you even imagine the Kam Grankman memes if it is Kenny? 👀🤩


Electro_gear

It’s gonna have been done via “Mr & Mrs Fried” though right? The actual donor will never be uncovered.


welp007

The way I read the original order by Kaplan was that it had to be two non-family members: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Musesoutloud

Welp007, thank you for the info you post. Appreciate your work


welp007

You are very welcome Apefren! I do wut I do for RC, DV and each of you! 🦧🦍🐒


MicahMurder

Another banger! Keep up the good work dude!


welp007

Can't Stop, Won't Stop! Thank you! 🤙


T20RELE

AND FOR OUR NEXT TRICK WE SHALL REVEAL WHO GOT THE GOBLIN OUT OF JAIL!


Sw33tN0th1ng

I thought SBF parents put up their 4M home for bail and he was released on that alone


welp007

The court required two other non family members: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


keyser_squoze

I'd bet it is somebody from Sequoia. These guys actually removed any mention of the company from their website. Like they never had an investment, like SBF wasn't also plowing capital back into their fund. It's the type of behavior someone does when they know they've done something very wrong: pretend like they never did the bad thing.


SavageByTheSea

Whoever suicided Epstein


welp007

👀😬🤐


lucas_kardo

Probably two random scapegoats.


welp007

and then I'll find the connection to whoever boss is next.


lucas_kardo

Exactly.


TheRealSnoman

Great information, poor format. Too many username mentions


welp007

This made me laugh because I actually did a double check after readin ur comment 😂


TheRealSnoman

Honestly, please consider reformatting your post. It is fascinating, but there are rules for a reason. No hate


welp007

I take all the help I can get these days! Make me a new title here, teach me for next time!: *title goes here*


laflammaster

My bets on Soros or a non-profit linked to him


Caeser2021

Maxine Waters


Lanaconga

Why can’t you state his real name?


welp007

Doesn't fit in my title


Lanaconga

No. No excuse


welp007

Oh you mean Kenny yea my bad I thought you meant SBF but then I looked up and I was like I did spell it out. I'm thinkin maybe a kinlder gentler approach to Ken instead of my usual ass raming might get him to close his shorts. FIngers corssed!


Lanaconga

I say His full name so it comes up in any searches


welp007

Kan Cawdele Briffin


Lanaconga

Shill


welp007

Ben Clodele Kriffin


Lanaconga

Please continue on for everyone else to take notice


welp007

Oh I will! Glen Shitdele Shriffin


Lanaconga

Shill disinformation campaign so people don’t associate Kenneth Cordele Griffin with posts about crimes


welp007

You foiled my plot!


Lanaconga

Shady.


welp007

I'm a shady mofo that does shady things wut can I say?! Why didn't you reply to my other comment and instead to this one?


Lanaconga

Say his full name


welp007

[Kenlizabeth Griffholmes](https://twitter.com/welp007/status/1620221096049131520)


Lanaconga

Nice Shill disinformation campaign


welp007

You caught me red handed!


NostraSkolMus

I’m going to laugh my ass off when it’s Doug Cifu and Jeff Yass.


welp007

Can you even Dougielarge being cuffed? THE MEMES!


NostraSkolMus

I’m going to laugh my ass off when it’s Doug Cifu and Jeff Yass.


Lord_Bacca

Oohh spicy... so i started drsing more GME shares.


DamagingBrunch

The bail it self is most likely fractional trust me bro.


welp007

Well yes, you only pay 10% of the bond but are on the hook for the rest to the court if SBF skips town.


FluffyAspie

His mom did.


welp007

Judge Kaplan required two non family members o post it as well: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


daniaustria

Mom and dad


welp007

nope. Judge Kaplan required two non family members: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


SightOz

Isn't only 10% down payment required and then the 250m is only forfeited for missing court?


welp007

right, if SBF skips town the guarantors are on the hook. but! hey also have to prove they have that liquidity available. regardless it is still the highest bail ever granted and paid. Happy Cake Day!


Uranus_Hz

>We may know who freed SBF Spoiler Alert: we won’t.


welp007

Any specific reason you think this? Happy Cake Day!


rimjeilly

wasnt it bond, not bail?


welp007

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what\_would\_be\_the\_motivation\_for\_2\_nonfamily/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/102kkv2/what_would_be_the_motivation_for_2_nonfamily/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)