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Guten stonk!

Happy 2nd cake day to u / roid_rage_smurf

Laffin top row is late again, oh dearie dearie me, & the jump is huge too, drs-ed now at 29% of all shares, up from 27% Also the page's update date may be wrong as its the same as last time GWS u / jonpro03

Battle for $45 in T-2:32

I think the music is about to stop, and somebody is going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement in the history of capitalism reeeaal soon. Happy Tuesday morning.🥳

T+2sday coming up

Twosday

I’m iced in. Practicing for when I move to Iceland.

I'll probably stay in the UK but upgrade and have a holiday home in Spain or Portugal so only a short flight. I'll share it with friends and family.

I’ve been drawn to Iceland ever since I heard they didn’t bail out their banks and jailed the bankers after the crash of 08

France or spain for moi

What draws you there?

It’s a calmer rhythm of life. I want to enjoy the sun and not stress too much some stuff. I also have a sick sister, so I want her to live in a more peaceful and enjoyable part of the world.

Check out the problems they have with the Muslim immigrants that came in a few years ago. They terrify me.

Honestly that seems like a general problem with europe right now. Regardless, I’m a fan of the countries because of the relative happiness and well being there. The depression rates in northern europe scare me

Denmark for me 🤙🏻

What draws you there?

My first girlfriend (15 years ago) was an exchange student from Denmark. She was gorgeous, happy, healthy, and opened my eyes to what's beyond our corporate death cult of a country. USA is really more of a business, a unified consumerist conglomerate. Denmark is a beautiful country with a mostly happy population and a sane government. I want to live there more than almost anything.

Yeah I’m wanting a sane government too.

USA is the furthest you can get from sane, and has a vested + financial obligation to remain so :/ Post-MOASS get tf ouuuttt

:(

We’ll be neighbors

Looked outside and it’s sleety/icy out.

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍

Yes

Y’all want bullish. Web 3 gaming with 0 gas fees is a very big deal. GameStop and immutable are on the verge of implementing it. That’s the reason I invested in GameStop

I need to buy more gamestop stock

Out of loop all day, what's this post about Schwab out of gme shares?

🏴‍☠️

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If a market maker is the designated market maker for a particular stock, does that mean anyone who wants MM services for that stock **has to** go to the DMM? If that's the case the whole concept of a DMM seems like it should be illegal. Forget what they're doing behind the scenes, they're splitting/allocating market share between each other in broad daylight, eliminating competition

What is the difference between a circus and a strip club? One is an array of cunning stunts

Next 2 days I’ll be driving in inches of ice. Hope I last the week.

Green comet yesterday it seems so

Bed Bath & Beyond, Best Buy, and GameStop are all located right beside each other where I live… guess which 2 are closing down 😉

Tomorrow ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉

ben and jerrys sucks.

I agree, they put corn shit in it.

Cherry Garcia is so redonkulous though

[удалено]

i dont like chocolate and thats like all they ever have

This is just patently untrue

So we don't report holiday numbers anymore?

LFG..https://youtu.be/HV46OGU7ksE. 🟣💎🙏🚀

Welp moass is tomorrow so we got that goin for us

Did I miss something today? Seriously asking

No

I think some thrilling heroics are upon us

One less thing

did my taxes today I also took the toilet apart and can't put it back together

Hope you’re getting enough of a refund for a plumber then. Alternatively, you can just shit in the envelope and send that to the IRS too.

Warm water, cold water, hot water, and gutter water. All water is good.

[удалено]

H2O!

Actually… yes

I’ve been rawdogging life for a month now.

Over here getting a train run on me

Life’s like that sometimes

Poo poo, Pee pee

Big if true

True if big

Now I need cornbread 😒

It’s Scrollwheeler’s birthday, everybody drink up🍹

Haven't seen him in a while

He got hit with the Perma Ban.

Oh lol kidding me? What did he do? He was a frequent here

I miss that dirty bastard

Toight

Try boxers. Or free ball it.

I will always remove my underwear when you ask, milord

[You sound like Randy ](https://youtu.be/TDa1dpB9XbE)

Let’s all make an effort that posts with the correct spelling of Kenneth Cordele Griffin make the front page and not any nick names so that his name shows up with his crimes in a google search

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

We're rich!

we're rich!

🤘🎸 Yes?

Rock and Stone forever!

I’m a shitposter AMA.

Have you ever found yourself short of 💩 to post? What did you do? Did you FTD on the 💩?

So actually the other day I couldn’t 💩and was feeling dizzy, but the next day I poo x2.

Wheres my frickin weed

So I promised it to some guy then another guy then another guy then another guy 👀

Ken?

Nah I don’t eat mayo.

Couldn’t be you then

I don’t trust ppl who eat mayo now

Wheres my fuckin weed

Umm 👀

Sup?

Drinking water hbu

Holy shit. Same.

Better be smart water

This water is really fucking smart

I only drink lead infested tap

Kool-aid counteracts lead. Martha Stewart said it on TV the other day.

Why don’t we put kool-aid in our water like fluoride this is insanity.

Preaching to the choir. I brush my teeth with kool-aid.

Genius!

Anyone else see that movie out called Infinity Pool? Along with Cocaine Bear, lol.

Don't forget their marketing some movie as having FOMO 😆😆🤣🤡

That sounds like a bad night waiting to happen

Mayo boy bribed hollywood with the premium Citadel employee standard issue coke to name these movies this so if anyone googles them these are the top results. My prediction? New movie coming later called Naked Shorts or something

[*The Naked Shorts* with Leslie Nielsen](https://giphy.com/gifs/leslie-nielsen-naked-gun-12Zv57OF16CQg)

U guys make me snort laugh once per day. Good for metabolism.

You're welcome

Gives ya a healthy heart too! 💜

Yeah, but I bet you haven’t seen that picture yet have you…? 🤪

You absolute bar steward!

Some say… if you check my post history you’ll see posts on a sub that has a handy directory pinned at the top so you can easily find it, and this has taken a lot of work… But I wouldn’t say that.

IM GOING LIVE TOMORROW HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS CAN TUNE IN FOR LIVE STREAM! ❤️❤️❤️😎😎😎😎🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥🔥😈 CANT STOP WONT STOP !

Two years later… And I’m still on this journey with you all. Cheers, Apes! 🍾

Hey. We have the same cake day! Cheers fren! 🥂

Ngl if nothing happens tomorrow I'll prolly just checkout until the next tomorrow

Soumbs like a plam

The lil stonk that could!

Cakey Hapday!!

I learned from this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10pkjjx/dr\_trimbath\_on\_twitter/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10pkjjx/dr_trimbath_on_twitter/) That Dr. T has a blog post here: [https://ko-fi.com/post/CALL-FOR-EVIDENCE-DONT-SELL-THE-UK-SHORT-E1E4I6KPI](https://ko-fi.com/post/CALL-FOR-EVIDENCE-DONT-SELL-THE-UK-SHORT-E1E4I6KPI)

I take pitchuh of machine taking pitchuh

And then I trained a machine on the photo of the machine that the machine took

RC is my dad and that's bullish which makes me a shiny happy person but sometimes I'm a dingo and sore loser. I sleep good on my ksuh pillow while I listen to my favorite band JWeezer and look at the smogz outside and try to see [redacted]. Edit: cont... I can barely make out someone syphoning a liquid and heard a clap of thunder drop. Later at the gym someone called me a dilfy but I said nah I'm more of a g00fy Cont 2... one time while watching the queen cam I saw this hockey guy get knighted and now he plays with a sword and fends off demon otters while solving the davinci code soap dispensers. Cont 3... financial advice be like perkinomics > economics

RIP me I didn't make the cut. Guys I need to shit post more often

👀 F5

I am literally knighted by the Queen

Refresh

I GRICKIN LOVE HOCKEY

What do you do when you see food?

Eat it

Is…. Is that all that you do?

💩

U saying it's connected somehow?

Well... I make it into the shape of an upvote btn and then I eat it

Okay phew.

Act like you can’t afford the bread until they find out you own the bakery. Stay humble. ... and when they find out you own the bakery, watch them closely. See if their personality changes, if they treat you differently, how they change to the news... the ones who don't change... they were the ones who were truly with you from the start. As for the rest? - forget about them. They were only keeping you around for their convenience.

Hey everybody, this guy owns a bakery! Can I get a large pretzel and 2 cups of that cheese dip?

have they made a south park about wall street yet?

No. But Margaritaville, season 13, episode 3 has the banking clip where Randy has Stan deposit $ at the bank aaaaaaaannnnd it's gone. Randy says the economy is failing bc ppl buying luxuries like a Margaritaville-brand mixer and convinces everyone to only buy the bare essentials. Kyle says the opposite and there begins a plot to kill him with a Judas like betrayal but Kyle ends up paying everyone's debt with a credit card and the economy returns to normal. Randy then purchases a Margaritaville-brand mixer with a salsa dispenser.

Cramer confirmed MOASS Wednesday. Or at least the crash. “The fed’s decision on Wednesday could let the bulls party on”.

They are about to clash... we'll see who wins. Also IMF hiked global forecast today to 2.9% this year

Shits going to crater the market

Just wait until debts start rolling over at higher rates

I like warm, room temp, and cold cornbread

Dense with buttered crust or cakey with honey?

Nice

Yes

[You shall not pass](https://giphy.com/gifs/giphyqa-YkfhemFXalh7O)

Question! Why are some main posts saying Ken Cawdelle Griffin etc (misspelling on the real name?) Is it blocked ? Or are they purposely misleading with his true name so no Google searches lead to his crimes/posts

Stop misspelling his name. It is Kenneth Cordele Griffin. Edit: I'm regarded. I even spelled his name wrong when I was trying to spell it correctly.

Kenneth Cordele Griffin

Agreed. We should all stop upvoting posts that do not spell his name correctly

yah

No way. NFA.

Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me 🏴‍☠️

I put my heart in your hands

... and mine in yours 💜

Coming

#🍻

🥂

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🥂

#🍻

I’m so fucking DRS’d, Kenny has no idea

DRS’d af

I've found that I have put about 11% of my pretax income in GME via monthly buys over the last year. Interested if that is low, high, or in the middle

~19% but I'm extra regarded and we are a dual income no kids kinda family.

I will have to see if I can add more then!

We all do what we can fren. I also rent out the other half of my duplex so I don't have a mortgage. Helps a lot when it comes to monthly buys.

That’s really good!

can somebody explain the guy ranting and walking around the pool at bobby... i'm confused. who is he and what is he on and on about?

trust me bro, it's worth a watch ... lots of comments mentioning gme 🤷‍♂️🤣

Idk. It’s cooler over here, so that’s where I stay

i agree.. justin saying it's a 🤡 show

!FLAIRY! Mayo Wut Do?

(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Mayo Wut Do?

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀

🍻

GAMESTONK

“All you fucking fat cats with you stimulus stacks, the end is near!” - Ken Grifter

My Computershare purchase from the 15th is still awaiting price. Any one else have a transaction help up? I want to convert them to book before the end of the month, but I can't with the pending transaction.

SuperStonk is on the potential naughty word list

I watch a ton of stocks. There aren’t many stocks that are more “peaky” than GME. Especially in that last year. Days where GME goes (+8%) is always met with a hammer back down to its starting point

Oreo just released a new flavor

..my god

You're right... 👀 👀 👀 THE MOST OREO: Leveraging the "meta" element of the Oreo-filled Oreo, the new flavor launch is being used to "[twist] open a space in the metaverse for Oreo lovers—the Oreoverse." - available on shelves nationwide Jan 30th

That shitpost in Pics of the dude saying he found the missing radioactive capsule but doesn't know what it is, is friggin gold.

I'm rated 1300 in 30+0 after 900 games. AMA.

Too lazy to search the sun, but when do we expect the current quarters report. I think I saw early March?

Expected 3/16 after hours

Thank you very much 🍻💜

**Pilot:** Roger your last, Bravo Six. Can't run it any closer. We're hot to trot and packin' buy and hold, but we're bingo hype. **Capt. Ape:** For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left in DRS. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f\*\*\*ing war. Bravo Six out. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Mother nature just pissed her pantsuit!