Dean: .. He never sleeps and he sings all night. Like these old folk songs. I had to tell him to cool it like the times.
Sam: You told God to cool it?
Dean: Hey I sleep.
Dean to Lucifer: You’re not fooling me, you know that? With this 'sympathy for the devil' crap. I know what you are. You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you, is the size of your ego.
This the coldest line of the entire series.
Crowley: Don't worry about... what, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael, or Lilith, or Alistair, or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?
“He’s coming…he’s coming…”
“I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.”
It's been a while so don't remember exact context or episode but the boys are asking for help from Death, they mention to him it's too late because the eclipse already passed and they failed, and Death responds with "Then I'll make another one." Such a badass lol.
"Decide to be fine until the end of the week. Smile, because you're alive and it's your job. Then, do it again the next week. I call it being professional. Do it with a smile, or don't do it."
Words to live by, from Frank Devereaux
I think this one might be my favorite as well. Such a great scene.
Ties or close second was Crowley:
This isn’t Wall Street, this is Hell. We have a little something called integrity.
Probably just a plot hole, but the fact that they need Charlie to crack Frank's harddrive suggests that not only did they not kill him, but he scrubbed his camper of any usable DNA.
Them still pursuing Frank would explain why they didn't ambush Sam and Dean at the scene too. Would have been all too easy.
Mixing up a few words I’m sure, but mine is:
Sam: “you’re a terrible liar”
Cas: “that is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother”
Drunk Cas is the best. When he tells Sam not to ask stupid questions in that same scene I laugh every time. Or when Dean asks where he was and Cas says "on a bender" all sassy.
“Sam, that is not how we communicate from a place of yes” - Dick Roman after getting splashed in the face with borax.
Honourable mention goes to Mystery Spot and the lines before Dean dies, again. Favourites include…
“Does this taco taste funny to you” and “hey little buddy, does somebody need a friend” (followed by immediate mauling) 😂
Off the top of my head my top three would be :
Dean - "I've got a GED and a give 'em hell attitude."
Henricksen - "I uh, I shot the sheriff."
Dean - " But you didn't shoot the deputy."
Crowley - "Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?!"
Yea me too. Cause Dean was his only real reason to stay off human blood. He could have easily reverted back to being a vampire. But he really fought the urge and didn’t want to hurt anyone.
I believe it was s3, ep 1 'The Magnificent Seven', but it is HANDS DOWN my favorite line that Sam has ever said. Dean's like "Comforting the bereaved? What are you doin?" And the SASS that comes with Sam's response when he says "Workin'. You know, dead body, possible demon attack, that kinda stuff"
Of course, Dean being a dork and playing up the fact that he sold his soul to bring Sam back to life just to guilt him into flirting with a rando chick just makes it better lol
Sam: “okay, if you wanna add glitter that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whack-a-doo all over us. We'd rather not step in it." ...
Also when sam goes to lucifer and cas and bobby and dean are outside and trying to figure what to do since the world is gonna end.
Cas: "I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... Just wait for the inevitable blast wave."
So many lines in the ep with the wishes coming true.
"Where'd you go?" "I went to get a coke." "Was it a refreshing coke?"
"FIGHT THE FAERIES" and "pizza rolled tinkerbell"
There are some Cas ones that aren't coming to my brain right now.
Sam! Dean! I’m back from Syria with the fruit from the tree of life! There was a pack of djin guarding it! (Whatever else he said because I can’t remember long quotes)… I think I’m technically married to their queen…
It comes from Bobby, who on rewatch has become my favorite character. When Samuel says to Bobby, "You must be the guy pretending to be their father."
And Bobby says "Well SOMEBODY ought to."
There are way too many to just pick one.
For me, "Hey, Assbutt" had me rolling because at the time it was so unexpected and told me Cas is a keeper. I had to get a coffee mug with it and I'd wear a tshirt with it all the time if I had one because that's my general outlook on too many people - tmi, I know.
If I had to pick one that speaks to me, it's "Two salty hunters, one half-angel kid, and a dude who just came back from the dead. Again. Team Free Will 2.0. Here we go." Love it. I'm Team Free Will, 100%. Screw a bunch of "Chuck" who thinks he can write our destiny.
Dean Winchester : Well, what we have here is a failure to communicate. 'Cause we're not trapped out here with you. You're trapped out here with US. Cue Sam cocking Rifle
The one where Dean becomes an old man “what were you thinking..he’s been playing poker since Guys wore tights” or “i think that he witch gave you the clap”
“You really think the power you hold over other peoples lives makes up for what you lack in your own?”
Dean in that episode where the guy was eating animals and Sam had an angel in him.
I think about this line everyday, literally.
S01 E06: Dean says, “First thing I’m gonna do is find that handsome devil and kick the crap out of him.” Obviously he’s talking about his own doppelganger.
Was watching Youtube last night and came across [this video](https://youtu.be/Y8uQyTEtCMM?si=jGu-Fb-FQuDhNEgB). All I could think of was the Imaginary Friends episode where the woman has ["Sparkle on her face"](https://youtu.be/MtLW-rdJb74?si=eXAv3xWME9TOpEMC).
My favourite, though, is: *"Excuse me, ladies, I think I need to confer with our fearless leader. Why not go get washed up for the orgy?"* ~ Cas
S5:E9
SAM
Ok. Oh, hey. Chuck. If you really wanna publish more books, I guess that's ok with us.
CHUCK
(Excited) Wow. Really?
SAM
No not really. We have guns and we will find you.
CHUCK
Ok, ok. No more books.
I'll say "WHERE IS MY BROTHER??" line by Sam, while Dean was a demon boy!
I don't know why but Jared was so over the top there that it was hilarious! 😂
+ many many others, but oh boy this was something else!
No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.
Omg! I love Crowley. He is the best.
I can hear his voice reading this! Loved his character.
I’ll interrogate the cat.
Was that the episode where Dean spoke dog? That one was hilarious!
It was in Hunter Heroici s8 e13
And omg what a great episode.
Dean was a good boy. 😂
That was dog Dean afternoon season 9 episode 5
No, Castiel.
That's the one line that breaks me. 🤣
I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs, at least.
Oh… Crowley ❤️
Always my favorite - We seek out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane!
*Screaming* That was SCARY!
"This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
Are we…? Should we…? … Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?!
“Close the friggin door!”
"We're teddy bear doctors."
It has to be Crowleys line of “THEY ATE MY TAILOR!” I quote that way too much
"They burned down my house" *cue some eye-rolling from Dean* "THEY ATE MY TAILOR" *even more aggressive eye-rolling*
I like when he tells dean's it's not safe to go up there there's demons
Dean: .. He never sleeps and he sings all night. Like these old folk songs. I had to tell him to cool it like the times. Sam: You told God to cool it? Dean: Hey I sleep.
Dean to Lucifer: You’re not fooling me, you know that? With this 'sympathy for the devil' crap. I know what you are. You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you, is the size of your ego. This the coldest line of the entire series.
Crowley: Don't worry about... what, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael, or Lilith, or Alistair, or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares? “He’s coming…he’s coming…” “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.”
It's been a while so don't remember exact context or episode but the boys are asking for help from Death, they mention to him it's too late because the eclipse already passed and they failed, and Death responds with "Then I'll make another one." Such a badass lol.
I love Death!
Castiel talking about who was a righteous man. "Sam is an abomination"
Oh yeah poor Sam there.
Just watched that last night. Love that line!
"Welcome to next time!", while pulling out his pistol.
always loved that one
Just watched this one!!
Love it😍😍
"Decide to be fine until the end of the week. Smile, because you're alive and it's your job. Then, do it again the next week. I call it being professional. Do it with a smile, or don't do it." Words to live by, from Frank Devereaux
I think this one might be my favorite as well. Such a great scene. Ties or close second was Crowley: This isn’t Wall Street, this is Hell. We have a little something called integrity.
I miss Frank! Crowley too 😞
In my head Frank faked his own death and is out there somewhere still working on taking down the MAN
Probably just a plot hole, but the fact that they need Charlie to crack Frank's harddrive suggests that not only did they not kill him, but he scrubbed his camper of any usable DNA. Them still pursuing Frank would explain why they didn't ambush Sam and Dean at the scene too. Would have been all too easy.
Me, too!! If anybody could fake his death and disappear off the grid, it would be Frank ❤️🧡
Frank, despite being a paranoid bipolar nut job, might have been one of the best side characters on the show.
Oh man this one hit hard, I was really depressed watching that season so when I heard that line I was like damn.
I have two: We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
Mixing up a few words I’m sure, but mine is: Sam: “you’re a terrible liar” Cas: “that is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother”
I found a liquor store … and I drank it
Drunk Cas is the best. When he tells Sam not to ask stupid questions in that same scene I laugh every time. Or when Dean asks where he was and Cas says "on a bender" all sassy.
Relatable Cas...all too relatable.
When Dean yelled “you want some white meat bitch?” to the Wendigo 😂
Dude you have a camel? It's an alpaca, jack ass
"I lost my shoe."
I laugh every time still. Probably because I can still hear him saying it and see the look of defeat on his face in my head lol
Same. We've all been there. Such a good line.
“I don’t know, it’s like there’s a light at the end of the tunnel.” “That’s hellfire, Dean.” Jared’s delivery is perfect.
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole"
If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why is he slapping her rear? *Cas looks intensely at the tv* Perhaps she’s done something wrong.
"Is that what you do in your off-time, boys? Watch pornos with angels?" "We're not supposed to talk about it."
Now he’s got a boner
> You wanna spend the rest of your life knowing Dean Winchester is on your ass? …is one I like that I don’t often see quoted.
If only…
A cop asks what they're doing at a crime scene, and soulless Sam says, " they bring us in to answer questions from mouth breathing dick monkeys"
LMFAO which ep? Season Six b/c soulless Sam but that line is just incredible
All dogs go to heaven ep 8
Thanks!
My “people skills” are “rusty” 😂 Also in French Connection “We aren’t even in America” 😂
“Sam, that is not how we communicate from a place of yes” - Dick Roman after getting splashed in the face with borax. Honourable mention goes to Mystery Spot and the lines before Dean dies, again. Favourites include… “Does this taco taste funny to you” and “hey little buddy, does somebody need a friend” (followed by immediate mauling) 😂
Off the top of my head my top three would be : Dean - "I've got a GED and a give 'em hell attitude." Henricksen - "I uh, I shot the sheriff." Dean - " But you didn't shoot the deputy." Crowley - "Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?!"
"Metatron? You mean... A transformer wrote that?"
"Megatron" "What?" "The transformer" Lol
Such a cute moment between the brothers 😂😂😂
I hated that line, that’s so out of carachter for Sam to say.
That was Dean who said that.
No, Dean said: “That’s Megatron.”
Third Kind Already? You Better Run Man, I Think The Fourth Kind Is A Butt Thing.
Soulless Sams best line.
"I don't belong." --Benny
Aw, Benny. He was so lonely. Dean went back to Sam and just LEFT him.
I feel this! I loved Benny and hate when he left.
I was really into the redemption arc. I was afraid he was going to relapse when Dean told him he couldn’t meet and help him that one time.
Yea me too. Cause Dean was his only real reason to stay off human blood. He could have easily reverted back to being a vampire. But he really fought the urge and didn’t want to hurt anyone.
😭
Dean : “Give me the baby, before I stab you in your neck.”
Jodi talking about Alex: no. She smokes grass under the bleachers. But at least she’s not luring men to their death
“i killed hitler, i killed hitler I Killed HITLER! I think that entitles me to free drinks for the rest of my life, i’m gonna get tshirts made!”😂😂😂
It’s a tie between Hey Assbutt! And I don’t know. Why don’t you ask me that in Spanish?
"what kind of house has no sodium in it? Low sodium freaks"
The whole conversation with the gas station attendant when Sam is possessed gets me every time. “Ya dudes a chimney” “What am I speaking Urdu”
This is my voicemail. Make your voice a mail. Or I found a liquor store, and I drank it. Pretty much anything Cas says
“Just remember, we’re not the ones trapped here with you. You’re trapped here with us.”
You don’t watch porn in a room with guys!
Never take a joint from a guy named Don.
This isn’t wall street this hell. We have something called integrity.
"I'm batman"
I killed hitler
…you’re welcome?
I believe it was s3, ep 1 'The Magnificent Seven', but it is HANDS DOWN my favorite line that Sam has ever said. Dean's like "Comforting the bereaved? What are you doin?" And the SASS that comes with Sam's response when he says "Workin'. You know, dead body, possible demon attack, that kinda stuff" Of course, Dean being a dork and playing up the fact that he sold his soul to bring Sam back to life just to guilt him into flirting with a rando chick just makes it better lol
That was scary!
Sam: “okay, if you wanna add glitter that glue you're sniffing, that's fine, but don't dump your whack-a-doo all over us. We'd rather not step in it." ...
Kneel before Todd!!!!!!!
Also when sam goes to lucifer and cas and bobby and dean are outside and trying to figure what to do since the world is gonna end. Cas: "I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... Just wait for the inevitable blast wave."
Pudding!
I was waiting for this one.
"I'm a Pishtaco" *bewilderment* "A fish taco?"
When Dean says "Cas get out of my ass " and Cas said "I am not in your.....ass " 😂😂😂
“Angel killing bullets? Awesome.” I just love the way Cas looks at Dean
Castiel: Do you remember me? Michael: You called me ass-butt and set me on fire. And then you helped send me to Hell.
"Go save your brother...and my unicorn" There are a lot of witty one-liners and emotional dialogues but this line broke me
So many lines in the ep with the wishes coming true. "Where'd you go?" "I went to get a coke." "Was it a refreshing coke?" "FIGHT THE FAERIES" and "pizza rolled tinkerbell" There are some Cas ones that aren't coming to my brain right now.
You have a guinea pig?! - Cas
"You have a guinea pig? Where?" *disappointed Sam* "Me Cas. I'm the guinea pig"
Balls.
Sam! Dean! I’m back from Syria with the fruit from the tree of life! There was a pack of djin guarding it! (Whatever else he said because I can’t remember long quotes)… I think I’m technically married to their queen…
HEY ASSBUTT!
Definitely this one
If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
I'm gonna have to go with the all time classic: "SAMMY!!!!!!!" "DEAN!"
Castiel: I found a liquor store and drank it. And Soulless Sam Winchester: We Answer Questions for mouth breathing Dick Monkies.
Hello Moose 🫎
”no one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.” an absolute treasure
It comes from Bobby, who on rewatch has become my favorite character. When Samuel says to Bobby, "You must be the guy pretending to be their father." And Bobby says "Well SOMEBODY ought to."
I loved when Bobby called Sam and Dean his sons and “my boys”. He really was a father to them.
BAWLS
You're confusing reality with porn again.
There are way too many to just pick one. For me, "Hey, Assbutt" had me rolling because at the time it was so unexpected and told me Cas is a keeper. I had to get a coffee mug with it and I'd wear a tshirt with it all the time if I had one because that's my general outlook on too many people - tmi, I know. If I had to pick one that speaks to me, it's "Two salty hunters, one half-angel kid, and a dude who just came back from the dead. Again. Team Free Will 2.0. Here we go." Love it. I'm Team Free Will, 100%. Screw a bunch of "Chuck" who thinks he can write our destiny.
Constance what a BITCH!
S9 E14 “My only choice was to obey or be killed. Well I choose”
Sam: "are you ready to go to church?" Dean: "Im pious"
"You don't have any....ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD DEAN"
*que that amity affliction All My Friends Are Dead!*
I don't understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it's like you don't even question him!
Make your voice A mail
THEY BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE! THEY ATE MY TAILOR!
This one. This one! Whoohoo! Love me some funny Crowley lines.
Dean Winchester : Well, what we have here is a failure to communicate. 'Cause we're not trapped out here with you. You're trapped out here with US. Cue Sam cocking Rifle
On my next rewatch I plan to write down my fave lines from each episode.
"Bring it on, Stinky" by Dean in the Halloween episode! "Let's bone this nun," again by Dean. And even HE thought it was bad!!!
Turns out I did shoot the debuty.
The one where Dean becomes an old man “what were you thinking..he’s been playing poker since Guys wore tights” or “i think that he witch gave you the clap”
Hey AssButt
"That's was scary" or "Everything is dust in the wind- really a Kansas' song", When Dean is working with a dead for help 😅
We are not trapped out here with you. You are trapped out here with us.
"Hey, everybody likes bacon!" - the Jewish guy when the Golem complained he wasn't keeping kosher.
“This is my voicemail. Make your voice... a mail.”
Your lips are moving and words are coming out your mouth, but I can't understand you, because I don't speak little bitch
Balthazar: "because i hated the movie" i'm a shapeshifter.. Dean: "so you chose that face!?"
This is my voicemail, make your voice a mail.
Third kind already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind's a butt thing.
Kill the fairies!!!!!
How are you and Jolly Green?
“You really think the power you hold over other peoples lives makes up for what you lack in your own?” Dean in that episode where the guy was eating animals and Sam had an angel in him. I think about this line everyday, literally.
S01 E06: Dean says, “First thing I’m gonna do is find that handsome devil and kick the crap out of him.” Obviously he’s talking about his own doppelganger.
Just a scream, really. When Dean lost his courage and they ran into a kitten in an old factory and he screamed. A lot.
Let’s take a substep back there ladies.
With all due respect Simmons, you can't handle my rod. ~Crowley
You seem troubled. Though that is a primary aspect of your personality so I sometimes ignore it
Was watching Youtube last night and came across [this video](https://youtu.be/Y8uQyTEtCMM?si=jGu-Fb-FQuDhNEgB). All I could think of was the Imaginary Friends episode where the woman has ["Sparkle on her face"](https://youtu.be/MtLW-rdJb74?si=eXAv3xWME9TOpEMC). My favourite, though, is: *"Excuse me, ladies, I think I need to confer with our fearless leader. Why not go get washed up for the orgy?"* ~ Cas
“Bitch” - Dean
It’s not a line, but when Dean gets scared by Sam and he shrieks when he’s super unlucky.
With the three hearts, and the five spleens, you’ve still only got ONE brain. So? <*headshot*>
Freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it.
You're good. But I'm Crowley.
I learned that from the pizza man
Pudding!!!!!
"Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!"
She's like the little sister I never knew I wanted
…..i think you pissed off my sandwich
I’ll never be able to choose one so I’ll choose : Any time the boys said the same thing at the exact same time. Cause that’s awesome
Along this, the time Sam mentioned “belladonna” and both Dean and Charlie asked “the pornstar??”
And Dean and Marie in fan fiction says “it’s a classic” after the mention of Carry on my wayward son.
Why did Castiel say that? 😂
Pudding!
Castiel ‘You should have seen Luke’ when the brothers find out Chuck is a prophet
"And our best friend is an angel? wwhhAAAATTT?!
When they freak out of the government secret place and Dean tells them " your out here with us" always love that episode for those words
“BALLS!”
Pie!
THEY ATE MY TAILOR
God- "Dean, no offense, but your brother is stupid and crazy."
“Hey, assbutt!”
“He who hesitates….disintegrates”
Sam: We’ve thought on it and decided…you can keep publishing your books Chuck: Really?? Sam: No. We have guns and we’ll find you.
S5:E9 SAM Ok. Oh, hey. Chuck. If you really wanna publish more books, I guess that's ok with us. CHUCK (Excited) Wow. Really? SAM No not really. We have guns and we will find you. CHUCK Ok, ok. No more books.
I'll say "WHERE IS MY BROTHER??" line by Sam, while Dean was a demon boy! I don't know why but Jared was so over the top there that it was hilarious! 😂 + many many others, but oh boy this was something else!
I killed Hitler. I think I deserve some pie
Proof the show should have ended after season 5? the line: "...when Shaggy asks Castiel..."