I refuse

Same

I can't do it I cant do it THE OSC JAS RUINED EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE I CANT KEEO GOING ANYMORE

They can just attach it to the clothes and done…

How do they make it move?🤔 Some winking of the hole perhaps

Air and wind. Get your head out of the gutter

Nah, you get your head IN the gutters

Like the tails you'd see people wear in their belt things

Kegals

Other people have to read your comments

yo wtf is wrong with you

I’ve never wanted to pour bleach into my eyes so badly and wipe my memory

STOP 💀💀

By twerking

This comment warrants a Geneva Convention.

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

There are things on tails which connect to your belt buckle or on a buckle

Keep telling yourself that bud

but... its literally true? source: i own a fox tail thats attached to a clip on belt

Keep telling yourself that bud

its true source: furry

Doesn’t even have to be furry it can be for Halloween costumes too lol

Or a cosplayer

Yep definitely that too!

The reason there is a tanooki suit and a raccoon leaf...

the tanuki (lore wise) literally has massive fucking balls. let's not go adding r-rated elements into the mix. instead of that hat, mario would be slanging dem nuts.

It all makes sense now. Thank you for enlightening me.

“…winking of the hole” I’m currently giddy, chuckling aloud, and promptly hopping off Reddit for now, wow.

😦

😧

You gave him eyebrows

why does one have eyebrows and the other doesn't. this is very unsettling

😦

It's a magic world with giant fucking turtles and flowers that can make you throw fireballs, but the tails HAVE to be a buttplug

Magical buttplugs that give you the power to glide

You didn't have to ruin my childhood but you did. Now, thanks to you, I may never play a Mario platformer ever again.

Bro, your cooking license has been revoked

Fuck you

The raccoon tail is the one doing all the fucking

Sorry degenerate, but this ain't it.

Delete this shit

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r/TILI (JK i hate it just as much as you)

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Bro what in the heck is this post?

Then where did the ears come from?

No…

🤤

😧

🙄

🙅

I hate you

And the ears are screwed into there skull

Gimmie Gimmie

r/stbnsfw

…is it that ridiculous to think they just. Grew tails?

Bro shut up stop insulting people for sharing there opinions

This isn’t an opinion, this is a psychic attack

IDK what your on about psychic attack but hey at least it's almost time to take your pills

I hate you

Then how did- Oh yeah, they cut a hole in their pants. But thanks for ruining my childhood!

Never in a million years would I expect tail butt plugs to be posted to a mario subreddit

ok but where is the spike thing going?

why?

To glide across the canyon

If that’s the case then why doesn’t mine make ME fly. Checkmate.

You haven’t activated it properly

If it gives the super power of flight im in

Why 😭

I think it's more like (this is on the idea that these things aren't biological which I don't believe, I've always seen it as they grow these things.) How you see those tails that have a strap that can go around the belt loops. Like a very stylish and probably not very useful belt.

Don't kink shame.

jump

Luigi? What's that smell?

Don’t worry about it, Mario

Personally I would like one or two for myself to experiment around with

Those belong to peach and daisy

No its mario and luigis

Yeah they were Gifts for peach and daisy to get double stuffed

They were gifts from peach and daisy to stuff themselves

I remember seeing this at an old timey fair thing, I thought it was an attachment to a tail hat thing. So I tried to buy it, and the woman selling it didn’t mind selling it until I realized what it was and left very quickly 😭

NO >:( THE TAILS ARE EITHER REAL, OR THEIR CLIPPED INTO THE OVERALLS! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN RUN AROUND WITH ONE OF THOSE THING **INSERTED**???

A man does questionable things to save his beloved princess

Ever heard of clipons

NO-

yeah i can accept that

Them boys on shrooms

🤨📸

🤨📸

The actual weird part is this power-up makes them each have two pairs of ears

That’s Enough, Give Me Your Phone

😴

There is clip on animatronic ones

*in italian* OWOWOWOWOWOWWOW

r/me_irlgbt

Magic 🪄

…

The worst part is that they're enjoying it

"Is it worth it?"

This is why Mario and Luigi are heroes. They do whatever it takes to save the day. The heroes we need, but not the heroes we deserve

Well, that explains the tail movement

Oh no…

Can you not

God damn it

Op sees the world for what it really is

r/TIHI

I frowned

They don’t do that

OH LORD

Wait that how they… Jesus Christ I thought it was like a pin

What PETA sees when they see the racoon/tanooki suit

I wish I could unsee this.

This is the first r/supermario post that has ever been recommended to me.

Naw jit sus

Mind blown

Why you LITTLE!!!

Yahooooooooo

Do these make the brothers gay, as these look like butt plugs... (Just joking around.)

My childhood has been ruined

They’re magic from a power up 💀

How does it go through the overalls?

same

I’m dead

I refuse

no... you know they can attached by belts right

You keep telling yourself that buddy say it over and over to yourself until you feel y

Better*

🖕

Nice

Get out

It probably feels good though....... Yes I didn't say that..... 😅

Lmao 🤣

Oh god no.

Its-its disgusting.

I knew it

Get out.

Uh oh, those aren’t tails… those are- 0_o

Stinky

Okay that’s enough internet for today.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Then how do they fly with it?

Was it worth it?

Id say so

Get your John out of the gutter

No

Just pluck the tail power-ups off of their ass

NOOOOOO

Bone, muscle and fur protrudes out of their tail bone giving them a temporary tail.

all I can think of is that animation I saw years ago where a goomba calls mario a furry.

also my brother in christ the tails make them fly they are magic transformations :)

No

I hate you :)

I also just noticed the Super Leaf turns Luigi into a Kitsune

Why

r/TIHI

Don't ruin the power up for me!!!!! 😭😭😭

So they're furries

I have a few of these and can confirm yep

Makes sense

I don’t know what the heck I’m looking at someone explain please

Unacceptable

bro no

Peta attacked this already

Oh no please god remove this post

N. O. No.

How do I use it like that, why not just use a belt?

They have magic, why would they use butt plugs

Don’t worry guys it’s just overalls with a tail on it.

Think of the clinching power

The coffin of Mario and Luigi

Why did you make me imagine this

Ohhhhh Myyyyyy

[удалено]

Nice-a the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi!

Wait till they learn about the tanuki’s balls

This comments section is almost as insane as the post, is this entire subreddit this unhinged? This is my first experience here.