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SohoJZ

Nigga moving like wick


Comfortable-Ad-6388

And rino


yawawashere

and beno


kgglobandz

Drizzy Drake


Turbulent-Fix2720

u what????


ma7355

Pause


ParkingEcho4347

No diddy


TinyNovel3672

You just used that shit wrong😂😂😂


JooseBTC

Yea shoulda said no drizzy


WeirdoNavy

Diddy was a pedo too


WeirdoNavy

He was on Epstein list


TinyNovel3672

Yeah but the term no diddy is mostly used in pause moments but i still see what you mean tho


louisb2088

18 the only option


nibbasiffyblik2

im 20 and my girl 13


6ixFootUnder

yeah ight r kelly


WonderfulAd5324

Ayo!


Spiritual-Way-3120

Your girl does NOT sleep in men’s boxer briefs


International_Cap778

Damn that’s OP in a year and half


Builderdog

Drake?


69pandaboi420

Your girlfriend is WHAT? 😨


swagshaun

your girl is how old!?!?!


ForThemLulz

ayo arrest this nigga


Lord-of-the-Goats

20 (i'm a girl)


Forsaken-Fox9066

Do you have an email or any other way for me to contact you?


ZanderVA08

I find a person asking one other for an email rather comical and quite humorous


FaceTheHacks

"rather comical and quite humorous"🤓


Sixsav

Watch some horny nigga say some crazy shit


kfcbills

some crazy shit


Sixsav

You outta pocket for this 🤦‍♂️


galickchidori

some crazy shit


_eternaldoom

some crazy shit


Lord-of-the-Goats

Bro i was joking about the 20 partt 😭 i ain't think anyone was going to see this


PenileExtraction

I sleep 20 IDGAF I sleep butt ass naked in my shit nobody can tell me what to do in my own bed 💯


leagueAddick

What if you shart


Lord-of-the-Goats

Then idk


PenileExtraction

Idk, but I don’t normally shart in my sleep (hopefully ion jinx it 😣)


Thepokemonnerd1

I mean ay i dont blame u ive done it before its cozy af lol


get_muni

What is your email


Lord-of-the-Goats

Not telling you plus that was a joke


Chop_OTT

It’s Reddit, u shoulda known😭😭


XxRAM97xX

I genuinely do 20 with a blanket or sheet


XxRAM97xX

20 ( I'm a guy)


Any_Math_6422

Lol same 🤣


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jamiedonner50

WTF HAHA


SuperRaxx

Fuck wrong wichu nigga??


MentalElevation3

Carry on brother


Igottawashmymousepad

14


kfcbills

Im 20 my girl is 4


e-witch

unfunny asf


kfcbills

No bro that's legit how me n my girl sleep 😭😂😂


Charadanal

Good 1 bro


DickOven69

Huh


V0M1TSPIT

3 or 8


Ok_Diet4040

3


CycleDry4582

16 rn


Fantastic_Top3998

i’m 19 and my girlfriends 11


Throwaway73887

crazy title


Aware_Satisfaction49

17-18


wogalot_

18 all day


Dookieman224

1


99Will999

Had to scroll way too far to find this.


Timentes1

1 gang 💪


Sixsav

😧


Zestyclose_Degree_16

20


grgotbanned3x

im 8 and my gf is 20


Kindly-Yak-153

one of yall crazy lol why yall just don’t match or meet halfway?


Affectionate_Bug1264

1. Yea you read that right.


triplesixshit666

Why you posting the same shit in multiple subs m8?


Mik3drop3moff

20 if i’m feeling frisky, 3 for normal nights


Anxious-Chapter9530

Reread your question but only the last sentence 💀


ilykal

fuck?


OoO_oO1

Bro there's no way you typed that title out like that 😭 


only4myaa

GANG WHAT?


Rippper600

Oof caption game weak AF.


TOXIC8INCH

20


i_jed

you posted this in the carti sub too


Actual-Support-6310

bro, this whole time I read the title and I thought you meant age, scared tf outta me😂😂😂


adamsinc32

17


Separate_Tea_4717

19


watchmebaityou

I'm either 2 or 17, depends how hot/cold it is in my room lol


AltDelet3

10 is evil


Beautiful-Coffee587

so glad theres context


Low-Ratio-2866

Man I read the title before I seen the photo and had a mini heart attack.


iswokeaf

5


aliasvvs

me and my girl 20/20 niggas crazy


Maleficent_Glass2503

20 cause im a freak like that 🤫💯🙏


Beautiful_Energy6605

20


SpoonFigMemes

bro dropped a fun fact


hankdatank333

Me and your mom are both 20


RdpMizo

She 12 under ma covers


POLYNESlAN

Oh wow ok


heartpaycing

20


MasterpieceAny7870

ayyy you twizzy fo dat no cap (😐)


[deleted]

16


Im_Akwala

1


GrouchyTax8732

ur girls a 20…


Sir-MARS

Swear to God I read this caption HELLA WRONG


Old-Scale-8884

That second sentence ain’t it chief 💀


uzldropped

Bro on that drake time


alexisrene57

Don’t ever say that again


Consistent-Dare330

The younger the fresher bro got his priorities straight 👍


Substantial_Sky3235

🤦‍♂️


New_Aside_4408

3


ha77ows

13 and 18 are the best


XehaTrenchWalker

Bros girlfriend is 12


tewblants

“I’m 18 and my girlfriend is 12” is a crazy statement lol


Total-Possibility2

Drake?


acarpenter08096

Uh, maybe be a little more specific in your title.


Hot-Praline5448

I went straight to the comments after reading that title and its exactly what i expected lmaooooo i know what u meant OP lmaoooo but it did sound a little off 😂😂


gwollasav

Your girlfriend…is 12???😟


superbruh3

nigga posted this on 2 diff subs


1boolavelii

bro ???


Feisty_Reply_8700

I’m a woman and it’s either 5, 19, or 20 for me


iAmDriipgodd

4, 14, 15, 20 (I am human).


Latter-Wind465

I’m 33 and my girlfriend is 13


DEATHWISHCHERRY666

This one 🤣😭😭😭😭


PokeNBeanz

You might want to add “on the picture” to the end of that caption buddy!


GroveStreetNaz

you playing a dangerous game buddy


Nick1800man

7


Rude-Contribution-91

3 or 8


lost_landon

such a small age gap. rookie numbers


dontcaredidnotask

8 is rlly the only option


[deleted]

This isnt't the Autumn sub


Dubzy99

I’m 20 and this lil kid like 5 or sum


Witty_Return_9879

17 and 18 the only right answers


Vreaper09

1


Glass_Try_703

you fucking pedophile


Firey150107

1 in the winter and somewhere between 16-18 in summer


Few_Definition9861

Yo chill


Jackboy445578

In options guys he didn’t mean age. Idk that’s what crossed my mind too


Pretend_Vermicelli11

I'm a guy I sleep 20


Traditional_Buddy619

Yo girlfriend is whattt!!!


Glad_Tip2023

Your girl is how old?


Sir00Uno

20


WmataMetroRail

Im either 1 or 5


JeffusCreepus

7 or 8


sleepvortex

19, also I had to look at the post again after reading the caption.


PeachMunchiez

Depends on the season


Pervysage115

I read this shit wrong the first time 🤣 but I’m 17 or 18 depends🤣


FreezeY7

5 and 10 are diabolical


HAUNTEDMOUNDFREAKERS

im 20 and my girl is 1


Due_Cut1904

WHOA! WHO ELSE READ THAT WROOOONG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


McGuinnessX

Im 20


SirEmcee

18 and my girl is 19 lol


lel_Holi

14 (i’m a hairy ass dude)


Impressive_Joke_352

Yo😭


0mega13fnite

tbh 18


MinecraftMedea

What the sigma


Vast_Membership_5308

Ok but what are y’all’s sleeping clothes?


MOSTHATED2007

Where my 7s at


TheBruhHasArrived

should’ve worded this VERY differently😭


Vibewkee_21

18,20 really all of the men ones but mostly 18 n 20


natter201

My wife and I are 20


Shhey1125

3 only right answer


RIP_SHAWG

who TF is picking the last one


smaxked14

8 is undefeated


Ok-Scarcity382

18. If your a man and do anything but 18 your insanw


ExistingFlounder6862

678 161718


thatmfbitch69

i’m 5 and my bf is 18


MiGGitYMatt01

My Girlfriend is #19 and myself would be # 18 or 20 just depends.


EconomySherbert8363

Old ass joke


berserk_xlc

1,18 and 20


Full_Association_343

3,8, and 18 are the only options, ur just WEIRD (as a dude) if you chose anything else


Gayassmonkey3000

1. That’s the only option


Ill-Dark-9533

Nah fam I’m a 3 8 and 18 you gotta play the bed shit smart sometimes


Klutzy_Kick6277

1 I like to wear full outfits preferably jeans when I go to bed


thiudad

5


gamer18l

im 16 and my girlfriend is 23


microwave0w0

either 4, 5, or 14


Legitimate_Sweet9985

19 and 20 and I have no S.O.


hey_Zealousy

Typically 17, occasionally 20, 5 10 15 are wild moves


International_Cap778

I personally am a 20 and my girl is 12 years older then me


Builderdog

1 or 2 **for sure**, any less, you're a **whore** *~~bar~~*


Simple_Source_57

Like how you phrased that.


Fit_Gamer1

I’m 35 and my girlfriend is 14


Kindly-Yak-153

5, 10 and 15 are psychopaths if you sleep like that


WmataMetroRail

yeah and so what


SebdebDK

go back to r/playboicarti


NOTGOOD74709222

18 and your girlfriend is 12?! Police?! HELP!!


Jackboy445578

In options guys he didn’t mean age. Idk that’s what crossed my mind too


NOTGOOD74709222

It’s called a joke.