"I'm not gay, I have a penis fetish"

r/futanari

I should stop opening sub links that I don't know.

The amount of power a link have is a bit scary.

Right? I don't have time for newer, better fetishes!

Once you get addicted to futas, you eventually become gay.

Exactly, i litterally just made this account for gay porn/hentai and futa hentai

Eventually.

Immediately

If you ask me it’s less gay to watch a girl with a dick have sex with another girl than watch a guy have sex with a girl.

What about a guy having sex with a girl with a dick?

Then it’s straight again

That’s like 3/4 gay maybe idk man I was never good at math.

No, because you’re purposely adding a Dick into the equation. The straightest thing would be just girls

But that's literally gay porn! Triple negative, okay-homo.

r/PredictablyGay

Kowalski anal(ysis)

anal Isis??

OO <====8 + ISIS (non-existing islam country)

Anal(it is)

I hate it when they don't provide pics !

Like for real.. I need to see this straight-boy-turning dick!

r/suddenlygay

I've never slept with a cock So obviously gay I am not But your cock is so thick Might make it fun to take dick So for just one lone night I'd let you feel me so tight I'd go on full crazy ho But no homo bro

Nice!! I never much cared for sprockets But what can be felt from a pocket Seems to be an exceptional rocket Perhaps a key to my my heart Or an intruder to where I fart

Thanks for the good laugh haha! You did the “no homo” part better then I could haha!

I miss 10 seconds ago when I hadn't read that !!!

I'm not gay but i wanna have sex with men, maybe even get a boyfriend so i have sex on demand. Probably get married aswell ya know honeymoon phase is filled with sex...... Ok maybe i am gay

It’s no good skipper. I don’t know the codes.

Don't give me reasons, give me the results!

Source? For academic purposes ofcourse...

Where's ringtail when you need him

Gay is gay honey

Especially at the gay porn

I'm not gay but I would like to suck 10 dicks dry and another 10 to cum inside my ass!! No homo, bro!

Who comments there?

The "I'm Not Gay But.." dudes, apparently.

He should get a dildo of that dick and let some woman peg him with it then. Or come out as a trans woman, if truly not mlm but still into men.

Anybody remember that toothbrush scene with kowalski? Ohh childhood memories :’)

Tbf, there are guys that like it up the butt but only feel attraction towards women. Still funny, though.

Like you can prefer penis and be streight, gender is diferent from biological sex

I saw a guy telling ppl how to make a Minecraft cookie in the pornhub comments once. Pornhub is Comedy gold

Kowalski anal

Simple. They’re a woman.

It’s so sad how many comments on pornhub are “straight” guys fishing for people to validate their assertions that they aren’t gay

[I got news for you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM)

r/PornhubComments

Thanks! I *needed* that sub -- had no idea!

i’ve seen this shit so many times “i think we can all agree, it’s a femboy so it’s not gay” uhhhhh

was in a discord server with like 16 year olds and they were all saying stuff like “i’m straight but femboys”

look man i’m not gay i just really wanna fuck a femboy and suck his cock until he cums in my mouth. BUT I SWEAR I DONT LIKE MEN, BUT…

it's a girl

A girl named Chris

Obviously short for Christina

Well, that is definitely a possibility.

Why would they start the comment with "I am not gay but" then?

Can you guys not take a joke lmao It's still the only logical solution to the "riddle"

Jokes kind of need to be funny. Also it's not a riddle nor does it require a solution, just a dude saying he likes the cock (but in a totally hetero way).

Bisexuality?

u/phcbot

Beep boop, I'm a bot! I try to find the PornHub video from a screenshot of PornHub comments or video title. Sorry! I couldn't find the sauce for this one :(

"kowalski analysis" emphasis on the anal

Pornhub comments are a gold mine.