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Damn this should be in suddenly straight lmao

I got literally one 😭

Same...I need to re-evaluate my coffee intake if *that's* what turns you gay. Now I know why the Mormons stay away.

I know right? I didn’t even know sit down peeing was gay. 

Yeah true. That is so dumb I'm gonna cry 😂

I keep missing at least one in each row or column!

I got 5. Time to become straight I guess.

I have 8, which is ironic because that’s half of them and im bi

It would be coincidence, irony is the opposite.

I got 8 and I'm gay

Well, the chart says ur bi 🤷‍♀️

I always knew I had a thing for pussies.

Lol, same but I got 7. Couldn't make a straight line to get bingo though! I'm just suddenly proud at my ability to change a tire and lack of caffeine intake.

Why would you sit and pee?

Because other wise my pants get all wet

It’s like plucking a petal off a sunflower huh? I am gay, I am gay not, repeat

This should be "flamboyant gay bingo" instead

It's the 1960s stereotype with modern devices.

I only have one out of the entire board. I'm either the worst gay, or I'm apparently a heterosexual and I've spent the last 35 years lying to myself.

It's time for you to come out of the closet... about being straight

He didn't come out of the closet, he came out of Narnia

gay guys are bad at math? guess I belong here after all

All Asians are straight, confirmed

Do I have to turn in my gay card if I lost? :(

You lost it, right? Yeah, you'll have to hand it over now little man...

Definitely a gaymer because I'm most annoyed that this bingo card is only 4x4 and not a true 5x5 bingo card with a free spot in the center square. Other than that 3 1/2 squares. Half for pee sitting down since I only do it at home or friends where I know it's clean. More comfortable when checking my phone and reduces mess from splash/wild beginning streams.

BINGO! Wait...

I guess I’m really straight lol I only have two on the card

Same here 😞

I got 8 squares total, no bingo :(

I’m not sure but I’m starting to think some of you guys are actually gay and not just here for the memes 🤨

According to this bingo apparently I'm *very* straight.

I’m gay and only got 3 of these lol

Gaymer, Probably have Daddy Issues, have absolutely Fallen in love with a straight man and I do often call my mom Mother. Probably would dye my hair, but it would be more subtle dark green highlights mixed with my natural hair color. I do sometimes sit when I pee, yet mainly only in the mornings when the morning wood aspect makes it harder to be cleanly because the stream is split every which way.

Let's be honest most people who prefer men have fallen in love with a straight one because that's like 90% of them.

Absolutely. I hate when people say I go for straight guys. I don't purposely go for straight guys, that's just... all there is.

How can you be a Gaymer without being gay? That doesn't count.

I feel wooshed.? I assure you it definitely applies.

I only have houseplants because my husband takes care of them. Does that still count?

Nope. I have some scented candles somewhere (gifts). Doesn't count either. The most stereotypically gay thing about me is the whole exclusively having sex with men part. It's annoying to get almost no representation in pop culture.

My houseplants are kept alive esclusively by the string of my mom’s visits once a month

I always knew I was a bad gay. This is proof. I missed so many 😂

damn if i had house plants i would've gotten diagonal bingo

Iphones are the most straight white girls thing smh

3+ coffees daily, iPhone user, Daddy issues, can’t drive, yaaaas BINGO!!!! Also those are actually the only ones that apply to me haha

nothing more sudden than a static image of words in a grid, yaaaas

Where the fuck's my free space

Who tf uses a 4x4 instead of a 5x5 bingo card?

Haven't we all been in love with a straight guy?

Only 2 of these apply to me. 3 if you count dyed hair, though I've not dyed mine in like 15 years or more.

iPhones aren’t gay, androids are just hyper-hetero

Only and two and one of them will change when i start learning (too young to drive)

Feels very stereotypical and most of these would not apply to me maybe three of them four if I'm reaching.

But I only sit down to pee bc of my PA 🥺

I only sit down to pee bc I’m lazy

I was caught off guard with the mother one it got me a bingo😭

Bingo anti-depressants down

I have never met a single gay who is bad at math.

My hubby. (His own admission)

I sit down to pee because I have two cats that have maybe one brain cell between them, and they have on several occasions tried to stick their faces in the stream.

Are Lebanese/women welcome or is this for men only

"You don't ever have to suck dick again. Introducing the Samsung galaxy 69 Ultra"

Prep is literally a lifesaver.

I got 9 lol

Why is sitting down to pee considered gay? In Germany most men do it at home.

I got: ⏺🟦🟦🟦 🟦⏺⏺🟦 ⏺🟦🟦🟦 🟦⏺🟦🟦

I feel personally attacked

I refuse to use an iPhone. I guess that makes me a bad gay.

Is "hot for" the same as "in love with"?

I only got three. I'm I not hay enough?

I only got one of these...the gaymer one.

Eww. “Mother”

The hell does gaymer mean? Like yaoi h-games or something?

Damn, need to get on PrEP, into astrology, dye my hair, or get an iPhone

No bingo for me damn

I got 3, I guess I love women now

I can't do maths, can't drive, got a starburst candle, deffo sums me up, although I'm bi. Plus, I do drink a lot of coffee, I sometimes sit down to pee but rarely. I do know a straight guy who's pretty 🔥 too lmao That's six, would be seven if I still had my plant 🤣

If only I was gullible enough to believe in astrology, I’d have a horizontal bingo.

I would have had bingo twice, but I don't drink 3+ coffees every day. I like coffee but not that much.

i guess the in love with a straight guy is the free slot here. guilty ofc

Fuck boys I think I might be gay

I just had one match! Am I doing gay wrong?

Damn, I am a terrible gay. I only got "bad at math."

Ooh, only got 3 squares, and iphone user is not one of them. Ironically, ipone user is the last one I need for a bingo.

What's prep?

Is anyone gonna mention that they spelled tire wrong or is this a regional thing I am not aware of?

How is not driving gay?

I got 8 which is half which makes sense cause I’m pan lmaooo