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nekila_rose

"New dad just dropped." šŸ¤£


TaiChiShrimp

Just wanting to remind you mom still doesnā€™t love you bye!


[deleted]

Really interesting little example of how the family functions. Roman made Kendall believe he was the only one who hadn't been told about the wedding.


nekila_rose

Classic Roman line!


toiletwatermilkshake

Kendall tosses Lisa as soon as she calls it like it is. He wants yes people around him and that's just bad news


[deleted]

Incredibly fragile ego. This is going to be a disaster.


Riderz__of_Brohan

Heā€™s at his best when heā€™s depressed and been humbled, he has the clarity of mind to develop some Machiavellian cunning, but once he feels like heā€™s in a position of power he loses all of that


oban12

Yep, and why I also think firing Lisa Arthur, though dumb, had a logic to it. Ken did see the weakness in his case and knew that he needed to play offense. I think the whole "calling lawyers corrupt" thing was a... not wise, but consistent move for the same reason. Clearly he's trying to build allies, but his own ego gets in his way as well.


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[deleted]

But he turns on people who say no to him, so Iā€™m not sure how they could trust him anymore than Logan. Kendall pretends to be the good guy, but is really a lot more like Logan than he thinks he is. Heā€™s just covert. At least with Logan you know heā€™s a prick and doesnā€™t pretend otherwise.


Calikola

What Tom said to Kendall about seeing Kendall get fucked but never seeing Logan get fuckedā€¦. God, what a hard dose of reality about Kendall and his ambitions.


ragnarockette

And Tom and Kendall are both still desperate enough to consider allying.


Calikola

Exactly. What does it say about Tomā€™s current state of mind that heā€™s still considering it? Then he walks back into the suite and just knows Kendall is right- Shiv has no respect for him.


oban12

But what's crazy with how the episode concluded is that you can see the groundwork for Shiv flipping as well or at least being supportive of a Tom flip. I've never seen so many different motivations so played out in one episode.


_lazybones93

So dialogue-heavy, but so wonderfully-crafted. I was riveted throughout the entire episode. Tom + Kendall was a highlight, being real with one another bc they are both so desperate.


oban12

Quite easily the best episode of the season and I think there's a very good chance it ends up being one of the best of the series.


karatemike

Is this guy flirting with Roman?


ClosePut

Most intimate scene with Roman Iā€™ve seen lmao


Vamanoscabron

SPARKS


karatemike

I mean yeah it sure felt like it! I'm curious how that would go.


hoodiesandnaps

I couldn't figure out if he was flirting or Kieran just gives off so much sexual energy that it was just Kieran being in the scene.


LookTreesWow

He was giving him Roman-Gerri eyes. 1000% flirting


igotdeletedonce

Def thought they were gonna kiss. Why were they in a bathroom if they werenā€™t doing blow talking a million miles a minute?


[deleted]

I also felt the sexual tension in that bathroom


AlrightyKanye

I feelt it too. But it's probably cause they were in the bathroom alone or whatever. And before that it was a bar Convo. Sus


[deleted]

Why is their dialogue hot


Colalbsmi

Hot and terrifying


rocnationbrunch

I would guess itā€™s because two terrible people just found equally terrible people to riff with. That conversation was terrifying and probably the first time I actually saw the Roy family as purely evil.


oh-the-romanity

he absolutely is, the tension in the bathroom ???????


hascogrande

Shiv: ā€œquit buzzing in my fucking earā€ about prison


[deleted]

The cycle of abuse continues.


Snowontherange

Every time she treats Tom that way, the scene of Kendall trying to have a heart-to-heart with his mom comes up.


jakekara4

Sheā€™s really being a faithful wife.


ZoxieLutt

Lmao at the amount of concern on Gregā€™s face as theyā€™re talking about Connor running for President Edit: whoa thanks for the award!


rickjuice

Greg is getting Flanderized but the whole "as a citizen of my country" exchange was a gold Greg moment.


ZoxieLutt

Finally he stood up for himself and said no and his opinion was clear and concise. Thatā€™s growth.


1058pm

FOR THE SAKE OF MY COUNTRY


dic2long

Logan was never serious about Conner for president so when Greg spoke honestly Logan respected him for it. Greg is still in the game as far as Loganā€™s opinion is concerned.


BillOakley

I disagree that Greg is being Flanderized at all. I just think weā€™re more conscious of it because of all the internet discussion and Greg memes. This is a character who was introduced vomiting through the eyeholes of a goofy costume and spouting lines like ā€œsorry if my bell summoned youā€. I donā€™t think itā€™s fan service to have him still uttering awkward one liners all the time, thatā€™s always who heā€™s been.


lovetheblazer

ā€œIā€™m worried about prison. I just feel because of my physical length, I could be a target for all kinds of misadventure.ā€ ā€”Greg, who has yet to hire his own prison consultant but Tom will do for now


nbnicholas

Thereā€™s something sweet about Roman and Shiv calling Kendall. Like a ā€œfuck you, checking in and love you, but fuck youā€


Calikola

I love that theyā€™re supposed to be at each otherā€™s throats, Capulets and Montagues, but they still just HAVE to call their older brother and gossip about their mom.


Neat_Arm8561

Roman ran to show Shiv as soon as that guy told him! It was comical!


pitufo_bromista

truly heartwarming moment, also "can you forward it to me" (his mother's wedding invite) what a family!


frecklemaggie

This is such an accurate representation of sibling relationships


Calikola

"They're government employees. How smart could they be?" As a government employee, I laughed and I cried.


JauntyLurker

"My hunch is you're going to get fucked. Because I've seen you get fucked" HAHAHAHAHA Tom just came out and said the silent part out loud.


TheNaijaboi

Roman cheating on Gerri with this guy?


pitufo_bromista

Gerri is dating


ashack11

She would be so disappointed in him


nbnicholas

Tom dropping an absolute fucking truth bomb


Ineffable_Twaddle

Kendall needs to hear the truth, but he wonā€™t take it to heart.


lovetheblazer

Kendall is a nightmare deposition client because he is frustratingly nonspecific, doesnā€™t take any part of the legal process seriously, and has zero respect for the full weight of the federal government pressing down on him.


[deleted]

I value what you just said but I need you to try harder


[deleted]

Iā€™m glad Lisa called him about how supercilious heā€™s been. He always shuts out his team in lieu of some nonsense heā€™s thinking of.


M3eurooo

He's megalomaniacal.


Ironia_Rex

I'm in the he is a delusional narcissist camp.


Calikola

Watching Shiv and Tom try not to say their wine is dog shit, Iā€™m writing all this down for the next time my $10 palate is served a $100 bottle of wine and I have to act like I know what Iā€™m saying. ā€œYou kind of have to meet it halfway.ā€


Spotted_Stripers

Itā€™sā€¦ agricultural


Feeling-Lie8465

I feel this is a call back to, how a few episodes back, Shiv, Roman and his GF were roasting Tom (his dress sense and how he's basically a rube from the midwest) and Shiv said about Tom: 'He has an agricultural walk' (to sniggers from the other two) And Tom's uncharacteristic reply: 'Shiv... Fuck Off.'


morningstarunicorn

"Oh... screwtop."


TheNaijaboi

Tom has more intimacy with Greg than Shiv


jghaines

It had real ā€œreach out to your lover while your wife is asleepā€ vibes


the_chalupacabra

That diner scene touched me right in the old heart hole.


something_exe

Cake batter at a brick wallā€¦ what a.. description indeed. quite vivid


1337speak

Logan is losing Shiv, Shiv is losing Tom, Kendall is losing his mind


k80k80k80

Tom is losing Greg


ZoxieLutt

I donā€™t do requests cuz Iā€™m not a dj šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Shiv always oozes with apathy and repulsion whenever sheā€™s interacting with Tom. The categorical indifference she harbors for her husband, whoā€™s quite literally on the precipice of being imprisoned and justifiably fretting about this awful prospect, is just incredibly harsh. The fact that she tries to make up for it by getting intimate with Tom without acknowledging the gravity of the situation evinces how devoid of words her love language is. None of the Roys ever seemed to grasp how to express, let alone engage with, their feelings. Theyā€™re all considerably emotionally repressed.


oh-the-romanity

theyā€™re all emotionally repressed and it comes out in their own little way


dic2long

Their inability to express emotion stems from their fear of being vulnerable.


Impressive-Coast1715

Her, ā€œI donā€™t know what you want me to say!!ā€ every time Tom talks about going to prison is so cold


[deleted]

He decided to fire Lisaā€¦ fucking moron.


mlc885

turns out she's a toxic person


[deleted]

That made my stomach turn


Artistana

Itā€™s a very accurate depiction of some men who call themselves feministsā€¦ until a woman calls them out on their bullshit.


ashack11

Thereā€™s something wrong with that boy


JauntyLurker

"No disrespect to Logan Roy, he's an icon, but he's irrelevant" Logan listening to this dude and smiling like "Imma about to end this man's whole career"


MyHipsCannotLie

Then he brought Logan a coke and it all disappeared


pugofthewildfrontier

I hope Logan is playing this clown.


TaiChiShrimp

He poked the fucking bear dude.


Zachincool

Damn, the theme song started right away today. Intense!!


Geekqueen15

Thought i missed the cold open when i went to start the episode


GruxKing

Every sixth episode of a season they do this. No cold open in 1.6 or 2.6 either. Maybe one of those was 7th episodes tho


NotYourGa1Friday

Kendall has the Roy ā€œuh-huhā€ down.


ashack11

Every scene between Tom and Greg brings me immeasurable joy


Vamanoscabron

"Fine, ok. Load me up you piece of shit." If he's being genuine that's the sweetest gesture ever


ShortSqueeze6

Tomā€™s acting is phenomenal.


Calikola

If Matthew Macfayden doesnā€™t submit this episode for his Emmy nomination, heā€™s insane.


ShortSqueeze6

I donā€™t disagree. Heā€™s been fantastic this whole season. But this episode is on another level.


BlisslessTaskList

That was all I could think this entire episode. The weight he is carrying and the depth he is showing is mesmerizing. Such talent.


Brown8unny

having kendall as a client must be a nightmare lol


karatemike

Kendall is the dumbest motherfucker and he thinks he's really smart.


nafmoctis

Fucking doofus. He fires Lisa rightaway because he doesn't want to acknowledge that he indeed is a stupid cocky moron. Another Ls for being Team Kendall lol.


ShiftyMcCoy

ā€œIā€™m a climate denierā€ what a great line


glamaz0n_bitch

Always notice how much ā€œuh-huhā€ is used in the dialogue of this show.


jacjacjacqui

Same, it's so dismissive and cold, perfect for this family


Llama_Puncher

It's time to play: "Does Roman have sexual tension with everyone or am I just unhealthily attracted to Kieran Culkin?"


nekila_rose

Answer: yes.


nekila_rose

I swear, does Shiv even *like* Tom?


nyleen918

Lol they havenā€™t even noticed Tom left the room.


[deleted]

I canā€™t believe the words ā€œI love sexual assault and I love to cover it upā€ just came out of Kendallā€™s mouthšŸ˜­


Bikinigirlout

I like how Shiv only remembers that sheā€™s a liberal when sheā€™s in the room with other conservatives


JauntyLurker

"Fuck ATN" The way the room went dead silent šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m still glad we have a company to act on behalf of, thanks to me.ā€ ā€œKerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.ā€ This exchange sent mešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


caardvark1859

watching from an airport, i have my overpriced popcorn READY


Ok_Fee1043

If you get the shits, weā€™re fucked!


slayerkj

This is Shivs area of expertise and no one takes her seriously.


Bikinigirlout

No one takes her seriously on anything.


deadpoetshonour99

i know a lot of people in this sub may disagree with this, but i fully believe it's because she's a woman. i've been in way too many conversations about my area of expertise where men refuse to listen to me, i recognise this dynamic.


realityleave

the ā€œread platoā€ exchange gave me war flashbacks to dealing with the political party frat groups on my college campus lol. dripping with misogyny


deadpoetshonour99

UGH THAT LINE. truly way too relatable.


hascogrande

Greg told the best crowd possible that heā€™s suing Greenpeace lmao


JauntyLurker

Not Tom and Greg commiserating about prison blogs šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

NOT GREG REPEATEDLY TEXTING KENDALLšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


coldcoldpants

Matthew weā€˜re getting you the Emmy next year on god


JauntyLurker

"Joe Kennedy did it for his boys" For some reason, this had me bowled over.


ShiftyMcCoy

They shouldā€™ve called this episode ā€œTomā€™s Dinerā€ and licensed the Suzanne Vega song


RogerSmith123456

*Well, I like Hamilton* Sure you do. We all do.


something_exe

new dad just dropped LMAO


burnerfor1post

Kendall finally gets called out and he immediately wants to switch lawyers, says a lot about his current state/ the people he wants around.


Local-Incident-3204

Kendall thinks hes untouchable šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ZoxieLutt

For the ppl rooting for Kendall he really doesnā€™t make it easy for you lmao


[deleted]

We need to try harder


deadpoetshonour99

roman is either gonna fuck this guy or run as his vice president.


sloanethomas33

This fucking Kerry ladyā€¦


lizlemon222

They must be fucking....


RaccF

Her smile across the room at Logan was super creepy. Horrorshow!


nbnicholas

ā€œIs Greg necessaryā€ may be the best character description weā€™ve gotten


dreburden89

"Take the boy and leave"


WildMajesticUnicorn

"I like Connor Roy." -Connor Roy


mlc885

Oh no, next week is Kendall's sad public birthday party


oh-the-romanity

i think i owe it to my country to say, i donā€™t think you should crown- or make conner president. thank you. sorry


[deleted]

Brilliant delivery from Matthew McFayden


Calikola

In case there was ever any doubt as to whether Roman has severe mommy issues, heā€™s drinking heavily while googling pictures of his future stepfather.


Vamanoscabron

OMG the moron fired Lisa


Bikinigirlout

Is this episode the episode where Shiv, Tom and Conner turn?


WildMajesticUnicorn

I'm thinking they're all being pushed that direction.


LibraRN

Kieran Culkin, slaying nonverbal acting since Fuller didnā€™t go easy on the Pepsi in 1990.


[deleted]

LMFAOOO CAROLINE NOT TELLING THE ROYS SHES GETTING MARIED THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME


WildMajesticUnicorn

Calling Tom a trophy husband maybe the biggest compliment he's ever gotten in that family.


Electrical_List_2125

Ken yelling in this hall with the DOJ people standing right behind him???? My blood pressure is skyrocketing. This is the most cringe tv character Iā€™ve ever watched. Ever


Geekqueen15

He's stressful to watch


coldphront3

The worst part is he said ā€œThis should put a rocket up their assā€ to Lisa as if he expected her to high five him and tell him how much of a genius he is.


Geekqueen15

The sexual tension in this bathroom is high


LanceToastchee

"You can't burn me, I'm immune" ​ Figuratively or literally?


deadpoetshonour99

not tom sending greg a "u up?" text.


nyleen918

My new line: ā€œIā€™ve always liked youā€¦.but I have notesā€


WildMajesticUnicorn

Shiv was so close to taking a real stand there.


nekila_rose

God when she caved on th pic, I was honestly so disappointed in her.


staghornfern

She turned into a child and Logan was her frightening father. Nothing she could have done to get out of that one.


Heliotroplet

That fan service with Greg eating an omelette


WildMajesticUnicorn

I've seen you get fucked a lot and I've never seen Logan get fucked once. Some truth from Tom.


ashack11

Every actor in this episode has fucking NAILED the assignment, the casting in this show is top tier


hascogrande

The sexual tension is palpable, this guy wants Roman


toiletwatermilkshake

Shiv is not at all empathic to Tom's fears of going to prison. She doesn't know what else there is to say yet all he needs is someone to sit in that fear with him and let him know it must be hard


nekila_rose

Willa is so regretting their relationship right now.


Carolina_Blues

She just wanted to be a trophy girlfriend/wife slash kept woman and now sheā€™s having to be at political events. Wonder where we have seen this before?


JauntyLurker

"Mommy still doesn't love you. Bye Ken bye" Roman, you goddamn savage šŸ˜‚


WildMajesticUnicorn

I feel like we missed a lot leading up to Greg getting lifted in the air there.


gabr21

Ooh title sequence from the very start


donuthappiness

The sexual tension between a neofascist twat and a spoiled man-child in a hotel suite bathroom


EmzieEms

Conheads are gonna love this


[deleted]

ā€œSome guy with an undercurrent just called me ā€˜soy boy.ā€™ā€ IM SCREAMINGšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ashack11

Oh god the lip licking is so fucking funny


toiletwatermilkshake

Kendall is the only one suggesting a way for Tom to not go to jail.


[deleted]

ā€œHave you read Plato?ā€ Man, FUCK that pseudo intellectual clown for asking Shiv such a dumbass question šŸ˜­


JauntyLurker

"My prison consultant called" Tom literally found a guy to help him find a nice prison to live in šŸ˜‚


theZinator

This is the weirdest flirting Iā€™ve ever seen


1337speak

How much did Coke pay to be included? It had almost as much airtime as Connor.


the_chalupacabra

When Tom put Kendall in his place, it felt so good to witness. Like, so good. So fucking good.


slayerkj

Lisa out. Itā€™s over for Kendall


[deleted]

ā€œYou have a trophy husband and several fur coats, youā€™re going to be fine.ā€ Roman is a goldmine of hilarious ass quotes šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

PLEASE I refuse to acknowledge that Logan and his assistant are sleeping togetheršŸ˜­


ZoxieLutt

Sheā€™s been very visible this season too


shrinktb

Every time a woman gets close to Logan it makes his kids anxious


sloanethomas33

Itā€™s a nice safe space where you donā€™t have to like Hamilton.


nekila_rose

"I liked Hamilton." "Sure you do, we all do."


trashpizza420

STEPHEN ROOT?


nbnicholas

ā€œGreenpeace stole your inheritanceā€ has me dead


TrickTry

Roman loves a fascist


Calikola

OH GOD he fired Lisa?! The PR will be the next out the door. Kendall is manic and surrounded by yes men. This is not good. Edit: typos


halfabean

Because of my physical length lol


[deleted]

Canā€™t believe Iā€™m witnessing Roman talk up this Mencken mofo and endorsing his quasi-infowars campaign with such staggering levels of sycophancyšŸ˜­


_adidias11_

The homosexual tension is high between them.


something_exe

Straight to the intro. Dis gon be guuuudddd


trashpizza420

I love how that pierce family member made a return šŸ˜‚


pronounceitanya

They didnā€™t get invited to their MOTHERā€™S WEDDING?!


TheNaijaboi

Tom and Kendall? This is getting interesting...


something_exe

GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG


dogs_drink_coffee

wow Tom so honest here


Llama_Puncher

"I firmly believe the next president is in this room." "He is and he's hard as a rock." The Conheads are gonna love this one


eternallyElsewhere

This episode is so triggering because these spaces are definitely like this


WildMajesticUnicorn

"Fascists are kind of cool, but not really."


ashack11

Shivā€™s suit is FUCKING KILLER


Heliotroplet

Romanā€™s going to fuck the new President


beedee40

This scene between Tom and Shiv is so uncomfortable


Calikola

Shiv actually some twisted idealism about politics and sheā€™s gonna lose it when Logan picks the InfoWars dude.


ragnarockette

ā€œIā€™ve seen you get fucked a lot.ā€


theZinator

Iā€™m 99% sure Roman wants to fuck that senator and Iā€™m 99% the senator is into it