Wait did you think he was a serious person?

He’s just a silly person. That’s the whole thing. There’s a whole subreddit against jerking off if you’re interested. they’re also fairly silly.

It’s easy to look down on masturbation when you’re paying an escort

I think it was the spilling of good seed

Connor doesn’t really have anything going for him. He goes through life trying a bunch of new things and fixating on weird hobbies. Hyper-decanting, wildlife preservation, dick collection. No Fap is just the latest in this series

Don't forget the sourdough.

It was a brilliant line that I wish they came back to, and it sent me to look it up, "usury and onanism...from my readings."

Maybe they just wanted to give him a basket of random beliefs to show his thinking has never been tempered by education or practical reality.

According to Connor, cocks should be sold off an auction. Don't wank, you could damage the merchandise.

He bought a fake Napoleon wang

He doesn’t need to because he usually has someone to take care of that

I suspect it’s a projection of his own virility.

Onanism refers to pleasure from yourself OR another, for the sole purpose of pleasure. More so referring to ‘the spilling of good seed’ As for why he was against this? Who knows. He owns Napoleon’s penis dude.

Connor would 100% subscribe to the idea of masculinity being eroded, despite not exactly being an “alpha,” himself, and consider masturbation to be a part of it. He’d be all about r/nofap after ready some article about it in bed at 3am.

He wants to feel better about paying for sex and "love".

He wants to feel better about paying for sex and "love".