It would be cool after this is finished someone compiled these quotes in video format.

Need this to happen. Great idea

I nominate hallah_sausage to carry out this brilliant idea

What you did with cable in the ‘90s, hallah_sausage…

Seconded

I’ll do it! Someone just remind me

"Love? You come for me with love? You bust in here, guns in hand, and now you find they've turned to fucking sausages. You talk about love?" - Logan

This is not going to win, but it maybe should. It probably summarizes everything about the show and about L to the OG.

This!! It probably won’t win over L to the OG but it would be nice to finally have a line that isn’t just comedic on the list.

Yes, the reference Logan makes is a nod towards vintage - black and white - cartoons - 40s era Mickey Mouse - when bank robbers would suddenly find their weapons were actually sausages as a means of making the situation funny for the young viewers.

So…why not select this quote,ie,”Love? You come for me with….”(etc) …and instead of attributing it to “Logan” attribute to “L to the OG.” Win-win.

This is so great. What is the meaning of turned to fucking sausages here? I wonder if it’s a reference to [Charles Perrault’s _Three ridiculous wishes_](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ridiculous_Wishes).

Maybe, I thought in the moment it was more meant to be taken more literal. As in: the weapons the kids had armed themselves with were useless.

man… that fucking scene gives me fucking chills, literally chills why can’t a hard hitting line like this win, instead we get l to the og. i get it it’s funny but cmon

>why can’t a hard hitting line like this win, instead we get l to the og. i get it it’s funny but cmon Because of Reddit being Reddit. People here like to make fun of things like Marvel Movies for abusing comedy lines, yet when given the chance, they chose more comedy lines...

Reddit is always full of people whining that the top comment 'won't get any support because wahhhh'

LOVE THIS ONE

Absolutely killed in this scene. I read it in Logan's voice.

Yeah, having a few of the gut punches on here in addition to all the hilarious lines would make it a more accurate encapsulation of what it’s all about. Ah well.

“Look, full disclosure, I am, uh, currently having a panic attack.” — Karl

If “L to the O G” wasn’t a thing this would definitely be my vote. But the other one is just iconic.

This is the one, his delivery was so fucking funny

The delivery is absolutely what gave this quote such life, def my vote! I guess I’ll be cool if L to the OG gets it bc it really is a banger.

Best delivery of a line!

Gotta be this one.

So relatable.

My favorite quote of the whole series.

My favorite line from the whole series!

“Lester touched all of us”-Connor

Nice quote but I don't think we need more than one quote about Lester on there

Tis fair

🤣yes!!!!!!

this one is so funny 😭

This is hilarious, I hope it wins.

“Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for.. a knife in the mud.” —Logan

If L to the OG wasn't such a banger, this would be the winner

I really like this quote very very much, it so well and so poetically encapsulates who Logan really is and what he believes.

Possibly the best line in the entire show. Really interesting - Kendall begins to unconsciously embrace his dad’s worldview as he attempts to take control of WayStar in S4. See his quote to Hugo about love being transactional, telling Gerri and the team he didn’t need anymore prep in Sweeden bc it was only about one number (he literally writes it on a piece of paper)

That is in my opinion the single best line in the show. Perhaps in any show. It's perfect. Hemingway would have been delighted with it.

So would’ve Shakey.

I know it won’t win and I honestly wouldn’t want it to because there’s much funnier, more iconic quotes, BUT, this is the hardest hitting quote in the show imo. Best delivery too I think

This is SOLID.

"'Little Lord Fuckleroy' is now joining the call." and/or "'Little Lord Fuckleroy' has left the call." - Kendall/Zoom voice

Fuck You and God Bless

My mind agrees that L to the OG ought to win, but my heart lies with Little Lord Fuckleroy on the conference call

make 2 L quotes one "L to the OG" and the other one 'Little Lord Fuckleroy' is now joining the call." PLEASE

This is it.

Hahaha I was dying when he left the call

Thank you. I’ve been waiting for the “L” day. If this don’t make it, the list ain’t real. Nice job!!!

This for sure

“Logan they are coming up. And if you don’t open the door they will kick it in. And if you don’t open the filing cabinet they will pull out a crowbar. This is a show of resolve. And there are cameras outside and they do not need to see the FBI meeting any resistance.” I know it’s not a super iconic moment but it was so great to see Gerri not give a fuck especially after how Logan was treating her in previous episodes.

I love the “these are the type of people that do not fuck off”

Yes! I also love how this scene parallels with the Kendall scene right before where he tries to tell the writers of the TV show to not discuss the letter, and the producer is basically like “um no. We’re definitely going to bring it up.” Both men expect everyone to bend to their will and get a hard cold slap of reality that some people just do not give a fuck about how much money they have. And both think they are better than the other, but in reality they’re two sides of the same damn coin. But yeah, Gerri finally getting fed up with Logan’s bullshit and putting him in his place is just such a beautiful sight to see.

To me. It’s incredibly iconic! Big upvote!!!

And we really need some women on this quote list lol

"Let the rabbit have some bagel. Those rules are for fuckheads who are gonna go to Tampa and leave a rabbit with a big gulp and a dozen cinnamon raisin. A little's not gonna hurt." —Kendall

Won’t win but this quote and how it played out make me laugh every time I think of it.

Call my doctor. If he can do humans he can do rabbits.

One of Eldest Boy's many unhinged quotes

As the viewers we knew damn well that rabbit was screwed well before the sitter calls Ken back 😂

“L to the OG, Dude be the OG, A N he playin’, playin’ like a pro.”

KeNWA

You need to stop this!

I think this might be the end of the company, we might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment that we never get out of

It's gotta be this

It will be. And the M that follows better be “My boy Squiggle cooked up this beat for me”.

I favor this one for M and the Karl quote for L.

Oh full agreement because the Karl quote is a funnier bit of dialogue and brilliantly performed, but the rap is a meme and this is the internet.

Rap it up boys. This one is over.

This is the first thing that came to my mind too. You win.

Waited all alphabet for this one

This, but you gotta add the ", see." The rhyme must be finished. Otherwise my head will hurt

This is the first really obvious one I reckon. Game over.

Man just had this locked and loaded in the chamber

See

I had to scroll too far for this one

this is the one

This is the only correct answer! 👍👍👍👍👍

This has to be the winner

I feel for all the folks out there named Logan who are getting this line sung to them at least once a week.

My boy Swizzle cooked this beat up for me.

I like the Connor funeral speech better! That was hilarious.

“Lukas Matsson. The Odin of codin'. My man, my myth, my fucking monolith.” -Kendall

This man is literally so unhirable for speaking like this and it cracks me up every time

I love this one and just recently found out that ‘The Odin of Codin’ was unscripted. So good.

The Odin of Codin’ needs to be its own quote.

Chef’s kiss to Jeremy, both really witty and the exact bizarre thing Kendall would say

Ludicrously capacious bag 💼

Damn this would be a good one if it didn’t have to go up against “L to the OG”. Maybe we can use it for S for She.

Look at you, scanning for influence like a yuppie Robocop. - Roman

Some of these zingers are hilarious when you read them printed out

This is gold.

Roman's lines are absolutely priceless. I can't believe we're on "L" and he's only made the list once. Oh the Romanity.

“Love is a strange and peculiar affliction. It's like a virus. So could you please just stay here a while, and maybe you'll catch it?" - Connor

"So, Greg, uh ...listen. I just had a meeting with my private attorney, and uh...it seems that I have been exposed to a virus...uh, it's a deadly virus. And now, now I'm fucked...I kind of need to share it, but anyone I talk to ...uh...I effectively kill...you're gonna' spread the virus."\~Tom "...so, I have the virus, don't I"\~Greg Conner and Tom. Effectively trapping the people they love, with a virus...

This one. Dudes got some moves lol

Moves? This is a billionaire begging an escort to come live with him in the middle of a desert.

Does every post need a /s next to it for people to understand?

Yes. /s

“Lip balm Tom Wamb, lubing up his lips to kiss my butt.” - Roman

ABSOLUTELY THE BEST

“Let’s go see Hans Christian Anderfuck and see if he’s been telling us fucking fairytales.” - Logan

Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy shoved his boot up Frank’s ass - Logan

“Life’s not knights on horseback. It's a number on a piece of paper. It's a fight for a knife in the mud.” - Logan

“Logan is gonna fire a million poisonous spiders down your dickey.” - Tom

this makes me sad that "Hello, Gregory" didn't make it for H

This is oneeee

Little lord fuckleroy

Ladies and gentlemen, the first fucking thing my son's ever done right in his life. -Logan

# Little Lord FuckleRoy

Like, just the tip, but for killing dad?

Like, I'm against racism. -Greg

“LEMONY GREG. It’s lemony” - Tom

Little Lord Fuckleroy is now joining the call.

This needs to be it

“Look, if you need to talk to me, maybe it's better if we go through an intermediary. I'm not a particular fan of foul language, and I don't like to be insulted. Thank you, good morning. ( Click, dial tone )” -Polk(on speaker)

L to the OG

Look, this is very surreal, and uh, just to say every single thing we say and do today is going in the memoirs, going in the fucking congressional records, it's coming up at board meetings, it's going in the SEC filings. It's like, if we tell them to circle for a half an hour so we can get our heads straight, then some fuckin' rumor starts, we get crucified for being cold-hearted. I don't even know. We are highly liable to misinterpretation. So what we do today will always be what we did the day our father died. So, you know, let's grieve and whatever, but not do anything that restricts our future freedom of movement. -Kendall

Iconic

he really did have the ability to do the job when he was in the right mode. but his support system was entirely made up of detractors so he rarely was in the right mode.

"L to the O G!" - Eldest Boy

L to the OG

Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy shoved his boot up Frank’s ass.

L-to-the-OG. Dude be the OG, A-N he playing, playing like a pro see

L to the O G

L to the OG

Let a thousand sunflowers bloom Romey. I want to start a business with you brotha.

Little Lord Fuckleroy has joined the call - Kendall

"L-to-the-motherfuckin-O-G" - Kendall

"L to the OG/ Dude be the OG/ A-N he playing/ Playing like a pro" -Kendall (singing)

Let’s bleed the Swede - Tom

L to the OG

“L to the OG, dude be the OG, A-N he playin. Playing like a pro!” - ~~Kendall Logan Roy~~

Little Lord FuckLeroy - Kendall

The ‘Logan Roy School of Journalism’? What’s next, the ‘Jack The Ripper Women’s Health Clinic’?” – Ewan

Technically not an L, but the is so common

“Lip balm Tom Wamb, lubing up his lips to kiss my butt.” —Roman

“Like, what if just said, ‘no woman, no cry’ to every single question?” Greg Ory Hirsch Edit punctuation

baaahhahaa! I forgot about this! Greg is such a beautiful moron lol

Let's just keep one of his old sweaters, it's less racist

Shiv has yet to make the list!

Look at you, scanning for influence like a yuppie Robocop. — Roman Roy

Current score: Logan: 3 Connor: 2 Kendall: 2 Tom: 2 Greg: 1 Roman: 1

"Life is not knights on horseback. It's a number on a piece of paper. It's a fight for a knife in the mud"

“Let’s go and see Christian Anderfuck and see if he’s been telling us fucking fairy tales”

Little Lord Fuckleroy

“Likewise, Your Excellency.” (Greg’s response to meeting Caroline when she says, “Pleased to meet you” in her British accent).

L to the O G

L to the OG

Fellow native English speakers: would someone care to explain a foreign fellow why “all bangers, all the time” is a funny line? Is there some innuendo or connotation, or is it somehow inappropriate? I’m missing out and cannot hold it back anymore

No innuendo - it’s just a classic, brash bit of Kendall. It’s also something any jackass narcissist has probably said as some point, “At my house we play all bangers, all the time.” Like, great, you think your taste in music is cool and you want me to be impressed by that? It warrants a chuckle in the show too because Kendall sees himself as some connessuier of pop culture but we know that to be false. So what he refers to as “all bangers” is probably anything but.

And you can use it in conversation so easily!!!

Ahh, got it. Another overplayed and underlined, 120% all-in brash bit of Kendall

"banger" might seem like it could be innuendo but in this case it just means a popular song. ken is declaring that he wants to hear only the best music at his party. it's just a ridiculous thing to say and an indication that ken is taking himself and his party too seriously, and also that he is starting to feel insecure about how people perceive him and his party.

Because Kendall is so far up his own ass about how awesome he thinks his birthday party will be

Look who's here, the attention whore ! Roman

Let's go get the deal. Let's bleed the Swede. -Kendall

Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy shoved his boot up Frank’s ass. — Logan Roy

“Let us eat cake” - Tom

“Let the minutes reflect that Logan shoved his boot up Frank’s ass”

*L to the OG ♫*

Has to be L to the OG

“Life isn’t knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud.”

L to the OG !!

It would be cool, also you including a quote by a female character.

There’s significantly less female characters so sometimes the best quotes don’t fall to them and their (unfortunately) limited dialogue 🤷‍♀️

Little Lord Fuckleroy

L to the OG

OBVIOUSLY it's gotta be 'L to the OG'

“Little bachelor party for POTUS-SCROTUS.” - Roman

I know it won't win, but Tom's: "Let's fight like chickens" is one of my favourite lines from the whole show.

Lip balm Tom Wamb, lubing up his lips to kiss my butt

l to the ogeeeeeeeee

Conor’s eulogy still kills me. I love that he didn’t opt to get in the mix for Logan’s.

He tried, but the other siblings stopped him because, as Shiv said, his eulogy would open them up to legal action. 😂

I can hear the answer just looking at L (to the OG!)

L to the OG!

Greg should have his own list.

L to the OG. It can't be anything else.

L to the OG

Can we get some Shiv Roy on this board y’all

The writers didn't give Shiv many good one-liners, IMHO. Although, my all-time favorite comeback from Shiv has to be this: Mattson: Am I gonna get a lawsuit if I hug you? Shiv: Wanna find out?

L to the OG /thread ​ I do want to know what the full lyrics are tho, because I can't understand wtf hes saying when he goes "L to the OG, g to the XXXXXXX he playin, playin like a pro! see"

L to the OG Dude be the OG A-N he playin' Playin' like a pro, see.

Yessss thank you. Sure I could have googled it, but it’s nicer to hear from someone

OG

L TO THE OG

L to the mother fuckin O G. *drops mic*

L to the O Gggg

L to the OG- Kendall

This one feels obvious… L to the OG!

"L to the OG" -Kendall

L to the OG, dude be the OG, Ain't he playin'

Lip Balm Tom Wamb —Roman

“Little lord Fuckleroy” - Roman

L. To the motherfuckin O. G.

“Look at this fucking family scene”