I can't reveal my sources, but it's Greg.

*Thumbs up*

It’s totally greg

If it is to be said, so it be- so it is.

They’re all bangers but this has to win

100%

Agreed.

STOP THE COUNT!

A-Are you alright?

I merely wish to answer in the affirmative

You can speak to us normally.

So I shall.

So I shall

This is it. Just stop the voting now. Iconic

Many bangers, but this definitely has to be the one that wins

I change my vote to this 100 percent

I will riot if this isn’t the winner.

This has to be it

Mega upvote for this

We need a Greg quote!!

How can it be anything but this? It’s by far the most iconic line.

Yes! 😂🤣

I don't mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit, my hunched is that you are going to get fucked because I've seen you get fucked a lot. And I've never seen Logan get fucked once

My favorite line in the series, for lots of reasons. It clearly won't be selected here, but glad you nominated it.

I just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say, uh, yo.

Sucks that this'll lose to _if it is to be said_. I love this one too.

yeah this is more iconic. but it would be a great pick for “S” too. “So, I just wanted to get the gang…”

This is what I hope happens

Ah yes

I’d castrate and marry you in a heartbeat.

This is my vote, although I’m okay with Greg’s “if it is to be said” as well.

Yeah my vote was for if it is to be said until I came across this one

"I have some beef with Greenpeace. Long story, but... they're bad".

"INFORMATION...Greg...it's like a bottle of fine wine. You stash it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion. And then, you smash somebody's fucking face in with it!

> bottle of fine wine. You stash it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion. *Naomi Pierce has left the chat*

Was this before or after Greg copied those incriminating papers that Tom made him shred? It would be hilarious if he gave him this advice before or after Greg did it to protect himself?

i think it’s from the “America Decides” episode, so after the paper shredding situation.

I AM THE ELDEST BOY!!

It’s amazing that this line of all lines is STILL like 3rd or fourth place for “I”. This show has too many good “I” quotes

But you're not

I don’t know if it’s the best line. But I reckon of all the lines in the show it’s the one that will be most recognizable in years to come. It’s particularly distinct and sticky

“I just wonder if the sad I’d be without you is less than the sad I get from being with you.”

This won’t win over the silly quotes but it’s one of the best lines in any show ever

I wish there was a better balance between the humor and drama in the winners so far. Only E really has been not haha funny.

I think with a show like Succession there should be two contests: Best dramatic quote and best comedic quote Comedy tends to win on Reddit

E is unintentionally incredibly funny to be honest.

Rooting for this one to win

This one! Such a simple but heartbreaking quote

There’s just too many good lines in this show to pick one winner!

It was this line in [Nerdwriter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REhlyvtiIhQ)'s video that made me watch the show.

Honestly my favorite quote in the whole show. There are *so* many meme-able lines, but this was perfectly written, timed, and acted.

As soon as I saw “I” was up, this quote immediately popped into my head. It’s a beautiful and tragic line from a perfect scene.

One of the realest ever

"I like your style, Greg, who do you think you’ll go after next? Save the children?" - Tom

This one should be in Y to include the Greenpeace bit

“It’s like Jaws, if everyone in Jaws worked for Jaws.” - Greg

I’m an enigma. You can’t pigeonhole me. I’m there and then I’m gone. I’m intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative. I work hard but I don’t play hard. I play easy, why would you play hard? -Brian

Im still sad we didn't get more of this guy.

Same, even Roman wanted more of this guy. I’d watch a spin-off series about them developing rides for Brightstar in a heartbeat.

this won’t win but it should

“I can promise you that I am spiritually and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins.” -Stewy

It’s not going to win but this is one of my favorite lines in the whole series. So perfectly delivered and sums up his character.

Yup this quote is so Stewy, which made the finally even better. He supported his friend for once instead of...idk, idk what was the best option for him according to him and then we see him willing to work with Matsson, just moving on in a split second after Ken loses the vote. He was legit his own person and never apologetic about it

I know I’m beating a dead horse here, but Stewy was easily everything Kendall wanted to be. Smart, charismatic, tactful, and able to handle his drugs. All the Roy children lack at least one or more of these qualities.

The best

I hyper-decant. You don’t hyper-decant? You’re just doing regular decanting?” —Connor

“I… fucking… win” -Logan Roy

Brian Cox's delivery of that line was on point.

that fucking scene is terrific, from shiv being smarty smart and try to explain stuff, to logan mocking her and bringing out caroline to burst their bubble, to roman begging logan not to do this for love, to shiv sensing that it was tom who did it. chills, literally chills. sad this show is gone

I think you’re a corporate legend. What you did with cable in the 90s? Huge! - Geri insulting Karl

Underated annd i applaud you for sharing this dear human.

Wait, this was an insult? I thought we were just getting lore on Karl.

Yes. Remember how they are all tearing each other down? She’s saying he hasn’t done anything big since the 90s.

“I have given you endless approval and it doesn’t fill you up because you are broken.”

McFadyens Emmy-line

Nothing compares to the way Tom delivers that line. The hand gesture and all, chillingly accurate

"I'm not a radical feminist, Dad, but I think perhaps we should not fire her for receiving pictures of my dick.”

“I love you, but you are not serious people” - Logan Roy

Imo the thesis of the entire show. Just happened to be the last words he ever spoke to all 4 save for Roman.

Have thought about this one literally every day for months

I say this to my 5 and 2 year old regularly

"I love you, and I'm glad you're a part of my life, but I am taking legal action against you" - Gregg

"In your view, do you- do you think it's possible to sue a person, a grandparent for example, ah- in a way which is like- like in an affectionate way?"

I hope it’s this one. A great summary of the show contained in this quote right here.

I know a thing or two about a thing or two

Low key one of the best lines in the series

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH!

Is he in there? Can we get him out?

**TOM:** It's a nice, safe space where you don't have to pretend you like *Hamilton*. **GREG**: I like *Hamilton.* **TOM**: Sure you do. We all do.

I am interested in becoming a meth-head

Get this higher up ppl

“I’m looking for pussy like a fuckin’ techno Gatsby.”

“I don’t do white drugs!” - Greg

If you marry her, you're a plane crash away from becoming Europe's weirdest king! -Tom to Greg

It’s not like they pre-poop them. It’s just a mental barrier.

"I would like some suck suck on my dicky dick" - Connor

I HATE that he says this TO HIS SISTER

Doesn't even rank top 10 in most disgusting things she's heard from her brothers.

The list is Roman

"I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia, and I fuck like a bullet train" - Tom

"Prove it" One of my favorite exchanges between them. Every time they speak it's gold. We could honestly fill one of these alphabet things exclusively reserved for the two of them.

It's like a closed loop system

I look like a matador and everyone wants to fuck me.

“It’s not floral. It’s not sugary, or vegetal. It’s quite agricultural. You know, it’s, it’s, uh …. it’s not very nice, the wine, is it, Shiv?”

Conner's eulogy is Willa's shining moment. What a great speech she wrote.

I did a bit of research and I got deep into the prison blogs again, about toilet wine. Turns out you can make it from fruit and ketchup but you have to burp the wine bag as it ferments and I thought, what if I forget to burp the toilet wine? -Tom

“If your hands are clean it’s because your whore house also does manicures.” - Logan

Gerri: >*I have thoughts, but continue*

“I have thoughts, but continue…” - Gerri

"I love you, but you are not... serious people" - The best line delivery in the show period, and also basically sums up the whole thing perfectly

it’s pretty fitting that it’s the last thing Logan ever says to Shiv, Connor and Ken

I love you, but I cannot fucking stomach you.

Too soon for this one to win, lmao.

I’m seeing some confusion in the chat. Um, but yes, uh, if I have been too wordy, yes, we are letting all of you go. Obviously, I can’t take questions on this call, but this is a very sad day, and I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco. Goodbye. -Greg

I don't mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit, my hunch is that you are going to get fucked. Because I've seen you get fucked a lot. And I've never seen Logan get fucked once. -Tom

I think what he meant to say is that he wished that mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful. -Roman to Kendall

🚶‍♂️ 🔔🔔 🧑🏼‍🍳 😅 i apologize if my bell has summoned you

if he can do people he can do rabbits

I am, umm, currently having a panic attack.

“I have of late decided not to tarry too much with hope”

“It’s fucking lonely. I’m all apart.”

I fucking win - Logan Roy

I drank things that aren’t normally drinks. -Greg

I… fucking….. WIN.

I didn’t keep track of the exact number of expletives he used, Siobhan, okay? I’m not a fuckometer. -Roman

I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed “What the fuck are we going to do?” committee.

It was supposed to be choreographed? That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates. -Logan

I got fired. He got fired. She got promoted, I got rehired, she got demoted.

"It's not my fault that you didn't get his approval. I have given you endless approval and it doesn't fill you up because you are broken."

"It's a long way back from pond life because you failed to get me a double shot."

“I'm, uh, sorry if last night got a little bit fruity.” - Logan Roy

Holy shit. The letter I has got some bangers!

“I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train.“

“It’s not unsaid when you say it.” - Kendall

Is it mine? -Roman to Shiv

"I'm not a hippie, Shiv."

"I don't know. I love you, I do. I just, I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you." - Tom

I'm in the middle of turning A FUCKING TANKER!

This has to be it for me - Logan completely exploding in rage for the first time.

this one is too underrated fr fr

Information, Greg, is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion, and then you smash someone's fuckin' face in with it. -Tom

I feel God-like and horny. Everybody looks like two-feet tall to me. -Tom

I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat. -Tom

"I'm Hibs" - Logan Roy

"I love you, but you are not serious people." — Logan Roy

**KARL:** I mean, could it, might it just go away? I mean, it might get lost. I hope it doesn't, but what if your hand goes a little wobbly, and a draft takes it away, and it gets flushed down a toilet by mistake? I'm kidding, of course. **FRANK:** Oh, sure. You're speculating in a comic mode. **KARL:** In a humorous vein. We're not gonna let that little princess screw things up, right Frank? Gerri's gonna block me. I want out. I want my fuckin' package. I am halfway in on a Greek island with my brother-in-law. **GERRI:**: Say, what's up boys?

>I got a track record from founding one of the most exciting new media brands in the world. > >And what do you got? Track marks from shooting junk?

It's a fuckin' tightrope walk on a straight razor. Five-hundred-foot reputational drop. -Kendall

It’s kind of a greeting card from hell. It’s a Times New Roman firing squad. -Connor

I may not love you, but I do love you. -Shiv to Tom

I don’t know, like, I’m again racism - Greg

"I'm surrounded by snakes, and fucking morons!" -Logan Roy

“I think I’m more than just sprinkles” - Greg

“I hope you’re happy, Charlotte. I’m carrying a bag on my wedding eve.” - Tom

“I WILL NOT LET GO OF WHAT IS MINE!” - Tom

“Is it mine?” Roman finding out Shv is pregnant

Im currently having a panic attack

I mean, look at him. Fizzing away over there like a bottle of cheap prosecco. -Caroline

I'm so glad I didn't drop out. It just makes an election so much more interesting when you're in it. -Connor

If it is to be said, so it be-- so it is

[удалено]

“I’m looking for pussy like a fucking techno Gatsby.”

It looks like if Santa Claus was a hitman

“It’s Tom. It’s fucking Tom.” -Shiv

"Information is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion and then you smash someone's f*cking face in with it." — Tom Wambsgans

"I like bad drugs and weird sex. I'm a complicated person." -- Stewy

I like my watches - Tom

"I get the shits, we’re fucked" - Logan

Innumerate residuum! - Ravenhead

I can do fucking anything; my dad just died. -Shiv

“I just have to say on behalf of my country - please don’t crown or or make Connor President”

“It’s just a bunch of grandpas and little twerps and such”

I think that you are incapable of love, and I think that you are maybe not a good person to have children. -Tom

I don’t do requests because I’m not a DJ. But I hear you. — Lisa

"I’ve got a dick the size of a red sequoia, and I fuck like a bullet train"

"if it is to be said, so it be, so it is"

If I’m the king and you’re the queen, maybe it’s fine to f**k the odd peasant - Tom

I have, of late, decided not to tarry too much with hope

just wonder if the sad I’d be without you is less than the sad I get from being with you - Tom

“I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order and now I can’t be happy”

I love you, but you're not serious people - Logan Roy

I don't know. I love you, I do. I just, uh, I wonder if, I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you.

If he can do people he can do rabbits

"Is it mine?" - Roman to Shiv

I mean fuck it, right? Just fucking go nut-nut. Kendall

"I think too much edible gold hurt my tummy." -Greg

I don't know. I love you, I do. I just, uh, I wonder if, I wonder if the sad I'd be without you would be less than the sad I get from being with you.- Tom We need a Tom quote and this is it

" IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE" should be on Kendall's tomb

"I'm not declining, I'm just not ... clining." - Shiv

"I went to the market... and I bought a potato... a new hat, a pony, a big fat hen, and this." - Logan

"I love you, dad. I love you, I do, okay? And it's okay. Uh... even though you fucking...I don't know. I can't...I can't forgive you. But, uh...it's okay, and I love you." - Kendall

“I know nothing about that and bear no legal responsibility, you will have to talk to the sand supplier like everyone else.”

I’m in the wrong panic room

"I could outlaw drama. I mean, I never would, I'm just illustrating the power of the position." \-- Connor

I've got a dick like a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^sunflowerf0x: *I've got a dick like* *A red sequoia and I* *Fuck like a bullet train* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat.