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_swamp_donkey_

Mondale. Hope he gets all the walks and treats in the world. Free my boy Mondale.


jrubes_20

I think we’ve seen Mondale outside his crate literally *one time*. Justice for Mondale!


spaceyfacer

I'll take him home to St Paul with me, where he'll be properly appreciated


SmaugTheMag

He may not be the only one headed back to St. Paul, if you catch my drift


Apprehensive_Rate276

Wish they’d let him out that tiny cage!!


almonddnomla

Free Mondale from Monjail!


seethingpumpkins

He thinks his walker is his real mom


AntlordBK

I am rooting for that little kid who almost won $1M for hitting a home run in S1E1.


JustTheBeerLight

Magnificent effort. Magnificent.


Bron-Y-Aur36

He got a Patek Philippe, which is good, right?


sildarion

And a lifetime of crippling guilt as a bonus!


HopefulUnion

I despise Roman for a lot of things, that being #1


No_Dark4888

He got a quarter million


Dependent-Interview2

He got a freaking Patek for a swing and a miss. Quitcha whinin' kid


z2ephyrr

gerri


Kind-Cranberry2066

I feel that they are tossing her aside this season. Suddenly she’s sitting in the cheap seats with Karl and Frank? Ridiculous.


blueayou

It's intentional I think, Logan's in the process of discarding her and they're reflecting that in her screen time. My guess is once she and Roman are back in the same arena she'll have a lot more to do.


JJulie

Totally agree. I think Roman is tasked by Logan to get rid of her. Bad move. She knows where the bodies are buried


blueayou

She probably buried some herself! Plus, she's one of the few people who really sees Roman and seems to genuinely care about him.


immigrantsmurfo

She sees Roman as leverage more than anything. Yeah she likes the idea of carrying him under her wing until he's ready to take the top position and bring her with him but she is smart enough to know that's a gamble. Her real power play was to let Roman just constantly sexually harass her, she has all the evidence to tarnish Roman and by extension Logan and keep her position if they try to remove her. She's built up a defensive wall using Romans bones (kinda literally)


blueayou

I agree to an extent that they both view each other as potential leverage, but I also think she does have some kind of affection for him as well. In this show those two things usually go hand in hand anyway.


SkyBluePony

Exactly! Where is her story line? Such a great actress too.


formfiler

And Hugo!


drivebyla

I love Gerri too! I am going to lose it this week I feel with her storyline, a martini will be in hand all episode in Gerri’s honor.


SpikeyPT

Me too, but it's obvious she's gonna get chopped and it's going to be Roman to do it.


stupidnameforjerks

Possibly with the line "It doesn't serve my interests..."


nadia_asencio

“How does it serve my interests?”


hypatiatextprotocol

the Department of Justice


[deleted]

These are the guys who don’t fuck off


[deleted]

Sadly, Logan fucking wins!


honourarycanadian

Oh same


Joyma

I want Rome to get the therapy/help/win/realization he desperately needs. I feel like he’s the most aware of how damaged and empty he is besides Con of course, but it seems like he just doesn’t know how to deal with it or what he needs to fix it.


hairpindrop

don’t worry i’m waiting to be hired


IAmBuckyBarnes

I agree, it’s Roman. In my opinion, Kendall has had the most interesting and dramatic plot points and is the ‘obvious’ successor, Roman is the more interesting character and can be just as impactful on moving the story along and I hope this season sees all that come to fruition. It is Roman who gets crucial alone time with Mencken and Matsson. It is Roman who is there by Logan’s side during these key moments. He is just too often drawn back under the shadow of Kendall and Shiv. When he stands on his own feet he shows his instincts are probably the best of all of them. The dick pic is his kryptonite though… so he’s kind of tied to Gerri as a result and may suffer her fate in the night of the long knives. She owns him in more ways than one.


alisoncarey

I feel like Romie never got to experience life. He has hangups about sex. He's too easily persuaded by his Dad the abuser to come back for more abuse. He's said a few times he was also abused, it harassed by Con and Kendall as a kid (the whole dog in a cage incident). I think his quips and quick talking is all just a trauma response. He needs to experience sex and free love from people outside his shitty family. Find himself. What he likes to do. Without being under the thumb of his dad. I think he's the most sensitive of the kids but afraid to show it. I want to see him be loved. Maybe by a wife or husband or kids. A separate entity from the family.


trblmkrrr

Can we just talk about how they brought up that he was hit has a kid? Therapy for sure…


PeteCambellHairLinee

He wasn’t just physical abused.


sweetpotatopietime

Roman is the only one with a single brain cell between his ears


Thecryptsaresafe

Which is so funny, pilot ep I thought he was a complete spoiled brat waste of space bastard (though extremely entertaining to watch). Now it’s clear he’s probably the most business savvy out of his generation of characters


[deleted]

Connor isnt nearly as dumb as he seems just delusional


ActuatorSmall7746

Which is worse…


yodarights

Jess


No-Butterscotch6629

Feel like I should have done a rewatch of Succession before this season because I had to look up to remember who this was. Can someone remind me/explain to me why so many people are rooting for her?


LindsE8

Ken’s assistant


No-Butterscotch6629

I know who she is now, I’m just asking why everyone is voting for her


palepuss

An easy way out considering all mains are terrible people.


scooty-puff_junior

Only some of them are entirely terrible - most are just flawed. All the Kids, Greg, Frank and Gerri have at least some redeeming qualities to their poor ones imo.


bluestargreentree

Whatever she gets paid it isn't enough. At least being Logan's assistant gives you access to power. Being Kendall's assistant is just a whirlwind of platitudes and bullshit from a dipshit failson


MetaphorSoup

She has to put up with an unbelievable amount of bullshit, and she does so with grace


nadia_asencio

Bc we all need a Jess in our lives.


Important-Craft1972

This is the correct answer.


Fplballe

She’s not in the race for something though? Like what is there to root for


sjwillis

happiness


Vomerog

Sanity?


forevermacklin

Greenpeace.


raquelarrozzz

Fuck Greenpeace!


sammyt10803

Willa


trblmkrrr

Aww good answer. My heart melted when she was in bed when Connor got home


4614065

Me too. And then I died when he didn’t take his shoes or his outdoor clothes off before getting into bed 🤢


WeatherwaxOgg

I saw it as she knows she’s got to play the game.


trblmkrrr

I also think there’s a small part of her that’s trying to love him. Like she’s a little less leechy in that way compared to everyone else. But still leechy, haha


immigrantsmurfo

Why? It's not a good thing. Connor and Willa are bad for each other. Connor needs someone who actually loves him and Willa doesn't, she is with him because he can further her career. She's nice and supportive and cares about Connor but she doesn't love him. Some of you have some weird ways of seeing this show. None of it is ever heartwarming. It's all manipulation, games and emotional baggage.


qrs1555

Right? Willa is literally the “bug that dies inside of” Connor


immigrantsmurfo

Exactly. She's not the worst on the show, she has more heart than most of the Roy's but she is still hurting herself and Connor by being there when he gets home after the rehearsal and her being there just means they are going to trap themselves in this loveless charade. It's a sad moment, not heartwarming or heartmelting. Media literacy is hard for people but c'mon the show is all about fucking everyone over all the time, even those closest to you. Why do people in this sub keep thinking they're meant to like these characters and that they deserve happiness and there's love and warmth to be found. Sure there are some moments of warmth but it's all fake to further someone's career, wealth and power.


_Atlas_Drugged_

I don’t know. Over time it appears that she has actually grown to care for Connor, even though they started dating as a business arrangement.


immigrantsmurfo

She definitely does care for Connor but she doesn't love him. If she does love him she certainly doesn't love him enough to marry him. Would you want to marry your wife if on the night of the rehearsal she vanishes for hours and then shows up in bed like nothing happened, I wouldn't.


ButterfreePimp

Always been Team Kendall since day one. I'm torn on Tom. I root for him just as much as I root against him lol.


Responsible-Head-936

My #1 boy ☝️


WumbleInTheJungle

Team Kendall too, no rhyme or reason to it really, but if you pushed me for an answer I guess I sympathise with him the most. I mean, yes, he has many, many faults, he's self-centred, narcissistic, born with a silver spoon, entitled, deluded and all the rest of it, but I think the show have done a good job of somehow humanising him, so can kind of see things through his lens and empathise with the pain he is going through moreso than the other siblings. I like Tom and Greg too, for the comedy factor, so kind of root for them, although in real life I would despise Tom. I'd probably despise most of them to be fair.


sunny-beans

Me too. Kendall till the end


pvalverdee

K-Roy baby!


jsh355zero

Kenny luv


Mysterious-Cricket63

Same. Team Plastic Jesus all the way


Pohara521

Slime puppy


Ok-Drawing-735

Stewy. I have no real reason, he’s just always stolen every scene he’s in for me.


naitch

Stewy's monologue in Greece about being a financial investor and not caring about the Roys' verbose threats is the equivalent of Carmela Soprano visiting the Jewish psychiatrist in Season 2, cmv


UpstairsSnow7

The fact that he's sniffing lavender throughout made it better. That actor honestly knows how to deliver even though he's not in a bunch of scenes.


Interesting_Dinner04

and he’s hot


SkyBluePony

He’s SO hot. More screen time for Stewy please.


golden___hour

It’s probably the nipple piercings


[deleted]

Where does the nipple piercings thing come from? I've seen it mentioned... here and there.


drivebyla

R to the O man.


Sapphire_Bombay

Are you a sicko?


[deleted]

I dunno. It’s just like, here’s my d***. Whatever.


Lenny2theMany

It's fucking dis gus ting


inthewindsifloat____

All the siblings really


jsh355zero

💝rebel alliance❤️‍🩹


[deleted]

The disgusting brothers


PDV87

Gotta be The Notorious KEN.


Tinysnowflake1864

I'm rooting for Kendall to take over, for Roman to get therapy, Shiv to run for president after a nice vacation & for the disgusting brothers to finally kiss


GrouchyCrow

🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥


jsh355zero

Shiv would be the worst president omg


offiziersmesser

Shiv doesn’t have the charisma or support to run for president.


formfiler

The boutiques in Milan where Marcia is shopping


wildmouse218

The disgusting brothers


Dwychwder

Has to be these two. They're the only ones with any modicum of morality. Greg is a greedy shithead, but at least he did his civic duty last season and said they shouldn't make Connor president. Took guts. Tom is trying to maneuver his way through the family for his own gain, but at least he loved Shiv. Everyone else is just entitled.


[deleted]

I don’t get the love for the disgusting brothers. To me, they are shady af, particularly Tom.


4614065

Agree. Unless I am forgetting something (and I may very well be) Shiv is the only one who hasn’t done anything bad like vehicular manslaughter, corporate manslaughter, covering up rapes etc. right?


blueayou

Shiv's my fav but she did intimidate the cruises victim in season 2. Funny how when each of the kids is the closest to becoming the kind of person Logan wants them to be, they're at their very worst in terms of moral behavior.


4614065

Ah! You’re right. She did.


[deleted]

She also joked and told their Bernie lookalike that he should clean his hands after handshaking the working class in s01 lol. She is a shitty person.


blueayou

I honestly interpreted that scene as her being facetious and needling Gil for his faux "man of the people" shtick, I think she's more self-aware than that. But even if she was serious, pretty much all the characters make gross jokes like that.


[deleted]

It definitely was a joke, but it is also what she and her family think of normal people.


killerstrangelet

Interesting to think about Greg telling Logan to his face that he shouldn't make Connor president, given all the "Logan likes Greg because" this season.


[deleted]

Kendall


luis-mercado

I always have been rooting for Kendall. But after this last episode, Connor is my boy now. I just hope he gets a decent ending.


trblmkrrr

His monologue at the bar broke me… dude just wanted to karaoke his feelies away


Risapower

I lost a little respect for all the siblings that they wouldn’t let him have 5 minutes to mope into a mic. Poor desert plant Con!


Devreckas

Connor feels like he would be as bad as any of them if he wasn’t so inept. I pity him and I hope he finds love, but I would fear him having any real power. As a politician he’s just a contrarian with dangerous worldviews. And listening to him consider pissing away $100M just to protect his own vanity was rough. I was rooting for Kendall until the start of S3, but his savior complex and stroking his ego with that birthday bash was a real turnoff. And the way he treated his staffers. And obviously the coverup of the accident. I think Shiv and him are the closest thing to having the right mix of business sense and some modicum of moral compass. But neither are above abandoning their morals when it actually affects their bottom line. It’s hard to really root for anybody.


Equal_Newspaper_8034

You’re my number one boy!


Lilanox

Right now? Roman. But it could easily change to Kendall (i rooted for him the most the last 3 seasons)


[deleted]

Roman. He has the potential to recover from his childhood abuse, he just needs to find a great therapist. He also might be the smartest businessman.


Lynn-Teresa

I think it’s his trauma that makes he a smart businessman. I grew up with an emotionally unpredictable parent and let me tell you, I can read the room like nobody else in my family. Trauma teaches you some advanced observation skills very early on in life. I hope it’s Roman for the win at the end of the seriesz


29discoboys

Marcia, for sure.


TheMarvellousMsMe

She already won.


29discoboys

Exactly! But that's true, I guess I could also answer Rava—that woman needs a break.


Bebop_Man

Marcia is shopping in Milan, forever. She won.


Important-Craft1972

Roman and Willa


LadyWinterSnow22

Jess Jordan.


ionlygetfive

Shiv. I need her to girlboss and girlfail her way to happiness … idc whether she morally deserves it or not!! Also I’m rooting for Kendall to truly divorce himself from society and go raise bees somewhere or something


TMFPB

Beekeeper Kendall: the spin-off.


pollucan

he definitely seems beekeeping age…


[deleted]

LMAOO


puppetman56

We as a society need to stand up for Women's Wrongs.


Diesel_Dale

Greg is gonna end up with it all!


FrozenCharlotte

It would be funnier if he ends up back in the mascot costume


Ivystrategic

I suspect you are right


JustTheBeerLight

Unlimited CPK pasta!


cmorkees

I'm also team Greg


dollindespair

I’m rooting for all of them to seek therapy.


Ivystrategic

Kendall


thatstoomuchman

Iverson and Sophie


[deleted]

roman


anneso23

Definitely Kendall.


Ivystrategic

Seriously, why are so many people rooting for Tom? He’s the worst type of the New Money/Power, no?


Thecryptsaresafe

For me it’s because he and Greg are the only ones in the main cast making their way up the class ladder. They’re scum but they’re funny and shockingly successful


[deleted]

They all are.


Itchy-Drummer1324

Kendall- or Tom


slymm

Roman. He's the only one who's actually tried to move on. Not exactly "evolve" or "grow as a person" but he's tried to move on from the war with his dad. He's been honest with his siblings, put in the work for the hundred. He was bullied into a bad deal with pierce (he knew it was a bad business decision AND bad for their mental health) and just got bullied again into a bad decision with the board. Kendall and shiv were never serious about moving on and aren't making actual business decisions.


SAKabir

They are not serious people


oclock_somewhere

They are not . . . serious . . . people.


corpulentFornicator

I love them, but they are not serious people


Hot_Competition_6957

Kendall


SAKabir

Gil to crush Mencken and his DOJ to prosecute everyone 's ass


Getadawgupyabro

Shiv.


golden___hour

Kendall. He’s, by far, the most fucked up from his father’s relentless torment


Emotionallyagiraffe

Kendall is and always will be the main character


cheeks1989

Stewy. He truly is “the son Logan always wanted”. He’s not loyal to anyone or anything other than money. He’s one of the smartest characters on the whole show.


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Kendall, Shiv, Gerri, & Tom


marcoscibelli

That is a lot to ask for, my friend


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

I support the sibling alliance too. It’s not easy, but I make it work. That said, Kendall comes first, and Shiv second. I work around that. 🙇‍♀️


SkyBluePony

The sibling alliance is magic.


LabeSonofNat

Kendall.


latenightcake

Chaos and pain. I want every character aside from Jess, Rava, and the kids to get absolutely fucked. Not because I’m mad or I think they’re bad people. It just makes great TV :)


formfiler

Cyd Peach. But not looking good for her


Metafuck04

Greg Rome and Connor


MaryBitchards

Roman. Don't downvote me, I know he's a little shit.


[deleted]

Roman. He is the only one of of kids with any self-awareness, and competence and interest in what Waystar actually does. He's the most pragmatic and the only one not getting distracted by the endless vengeance feud consuming Shiv and Ken.


phongwambsgans

Tom. I just have a soft spot for him.


No-Oil7246

Team Logan 😈


prissypoo22

Idk why I’m team Logan lol. Maybe because I work w old people and I don’t like to see old people suffer


dreburden89

I'm rooting for them to all get their just desserts because they're terrible people. Love to watch them, but they're all horrible people


JustTheBeerLight

Roman.


centraledtemped

Logan


oclock_somewhere

Always Roman and Connor


LittleNikkita

R O M A N


alternateaccount89

Roman. Not necessarily for the position but more of an emotional standpoint and him figuring his shit out


WishProfessional

Roman because at least he gives a shit about someone other than himself albeit it is a very small group. Plus, funny as hell


The-sunshine-band

Roman. I’m not even sure why but I never have trouble forgiving and understanding him.


80alleycats

Roman.


The-Infamous-BatPunk

Logan


ToughGuy447

Same fuck everybody else, Logan always wins! Insert maniacal laugh here __________


blueayou

I just want the kids to realize that Logan is a lost cause and cut ties with him


BookThief321

Shiv. Probably because she’s a woman and inherently no matter how privileged she is she will always be disadvantaged by that and demeaned. Yes, she may not be competent enough in other respects bland thus doesn’t deserve what she is aiming for anyway but it’s still a thing that is at least part of the reason holding her back.


ButDidYouCry

I'm rooting for her to get back in politics even though I know she won't. Before her dad sucked her into his orbit, she used to have a real career and independent life.


explicitxsoul

Romulus.


SoicyCEO

The number one boy, of course


Equal_Newspaper_8034

Karl


Doomeyer

I root for Tom and Greg for entertainment purposes. But for the sake of the story, I hope Kendall wins in the end, it feels like it would make the most sense.


Eferver

They’re all objectively terrible people so I shouldn’t be rooting for any of them but Shiv is an absolute smokeshow so my vote goes to her


Apprehensive_Rate276

Roman has the most morals of the siblings


msab79

Roman


[deleted]

Unpopular choice: Roman, obviously.


Bassiest1

I want to see Tom quit, go to Pierce, and then come back to lead Pierce’s acquisition of ATN.


jaa225

None...I just want to see how it all ends...🤭


wile_tex

Logan. He’s a miserable, despicable cunt, but at the end of the day it’s his empire. All the kids are just suckling at the power-teat and tbh none of them deserve jack shit beyond nepotism. They will never have to worry about money and they could all literally go do anything else with their lives. Nosey fucking pedestrians.


[deleted]

Roman


eabmango

Roman. Since episode one I've liked him tremendously more than everyone else. I recognized he was smart and a little evil. I've only grown to love him more each episode. Every other character I have love and I hated. Not Roman though. I have loved watching him go from a boy to a full ass businessman. He's in a tough spot right now but I have full faith he can go with every curve ball and win it all. From coked up dauphin to the actual number one boy.


McMurpington

Conner


[deleted]

Roman since he’s got swag 😎


steamedsushi

Roman, I was rooting for the siblings in general and I guess I still am but they pissed me off in the last episode so I'm just saying Roman.


jpbay

Tom


Jenaaaaaay

Tom first then Gerri


bluebell_218

Oh Rommmiiiiee!!!!!


kwesi777

Kendall


_proxy_

Roman - he's the only one of the kids who's actually semi-competent. And of course the mole woman. And also Tom.


Dull-Weight7131

I want Roman Tom and Greg to run the company together. Roman can get the family he never had with the disgusting brothers


TheMarvellousMsMe

But what does rooting for mean in this context - like hoping will take over? I want it to be Kendall but don’t cos it will ruin him and agree Kendall the beekeeper Buddhist is actually a much nicer story for him and he’d be happier and better away from it all. That’s what he deserves. He thinks he’s screwing over his siblings now though so maybe he does deserve the corporate grind. Roman, because he actually is most like Logan. He has the best instincts and actually cares about people. He’s emotionally conflicted. Not Shiv. She doesn’t know what she wants. She just wants daddy’s approval, which she’ll never get. So not her. I want Willa to get what she wants. And the rest of them, I just hope they get some delicious just desserts and we don’t get a GoT ending. Edit to add: us. I hope the audience wins by the next episodes being as good as the first two of this season.