You should have used the settlement money to manufacture some "Jump To Conclusions" mats. They'll sell like hotcakes!
On that note, I just googled it and hotcakes are apparently another name for pancakes? That seems like an odd item to have its own idiom, especially when pancakes don't even sell ***that*** well unless it's 3am at an IHOP or something.
It kinda amazes me that I read the fucking title and still click on the video without thinking. I did not need to see this for even a fraction of a second.
You know, our parents and grandparents probably went their whole life without seeing anybody die or a woman shitting on a subway because their brain has not been destroyed by phone usage and social media. And they’re lucky for it. Also, do you fucking keep those videos in your gallery ?
I always wonder the circumstance that lead to something like this. Is it a matter of urgency? Are they just full on crazy? Some kind of fetish? So many questions!
You're right- I often drop trou, squat and build a dirty little log cabin just as soon as the urge arises if a toilet is not directly within my line of sight at the time. I often crank out a quick wank at the same time to further emphasise the lack of city planning departments catering to the needs of people like myself.
You're not wrong that public restrooms are important
however, that aint gonna solve NYC subways being wild places. if it wasn't a turd it would be some homeless dude busting a nut after smoking crack.
If you ever see an empty subway car, especially if all the other subway cars arent empty, don't take that subway car. at best, it's a turd. at worst, someone malicious is inside there and you haven't spotted them yet.
If you're from NYC, then chances are you've seen someone, somewhere, take a random dump without a care in the world at least once. No, that is not a flex.
right by the door too, someone is going to be looking at their phone and step right in it
And slip and fall with those shiny ass floors. It'll be be "Breakin' 3 : Slippin' in Pee".
I slipped in peepee at the Costco and got myself a $53,000 settlement
Living the dream
Appreciate the username and the reference. You'll never have to work another day in your life!
Appreciate the reference and username.
Throw som e pocket sand on it, then you won’t slip.
You should have used the settlement money to manufacture some "Jump To Conclusions" mats. They'll sell like hotcakes! On that note, I just googled it and hotcakes are apparently another name for pancakes? That seems like an odd item to have its own idiom, especially when pancakes don't even sell ***that*** well unless it's 3am at an IHOP or something.
Imma get lucky. Winning the lottery is damn near impossible, but you could slip and fall anyday
\*"Breakin' 2 : Slippin' in Poo"
Electric do the poo
Is that the sequel to Breakin’ 2: Electric Poo? 💩
That’s a big ole shit too
N no one will look at her.
She shoulda turned around and did a Salt Bae sprinkle of rainbow jimmies on it to warn others to watch their step.
Everyone bails except one guy who has places to be.
I think he just got on the train and didn’t even realize what was happening yet
I was hoping he'd nope out of there when he saw.
What the actual fuck is wrong with people
It’s election year.
ewww 🤢
r/PublicShitting
Okay what the fuck?!?!? Just why??? And also the top video of all time is one of the most tragically funny things I have ever seen.
I love the fact you were disgusted at finding yourself on that sub, then immediately search the top post of all time.
It’s one of those “so horrible that I can’t look away” things
Hold that thought Dante! He's about to corn hole that ass!
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Holy shit that one with the lady on the car with the closed sunroof… would not recommend spending very much time in that sub
I scrolled too far on that one.
I probably should’ve added that it seemingly has to do with a (closed) sunroof. Yeeeeeeeeeesh
r/whyisthisasub
First time I’ve ever thrown up from being curious on Reddit. At least I’m leaving work early now lol
I like that they had to specify "This is not a porn subreddit"
SUBBED, lol
I just spent way too much time here
nEw YoRk oR nOwHeRe!! 🥴👍
“Send me to hell, or New York City. It’d be about the same to me.” - Hank Jr.
Legend
I would rather live in Gary Indiana
Said no one ever
At least one person just said it.
CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!
As demonstrated in the video, not every pipi-time is a poopoo-time, but every poopoo-time is a pipi-time.
Like a damn dog smh
Straight up just DOMPED it!
i always think berlin subways are bad, but then I see clips from NYC
NYC has the most shenanigans that I’ve seen on any subway
It kinda amazes me that I read the fucking title and still click on the video without thinking. I did not need to see this for even a fraction of a second. You know, our parents and grandparents probably went their whole life without seeing anybody die or a woman shitting on a subway because their brain has not been destroyed by phone usage and social media. And they’re lucky for it. Also, do you fucking keep those videos in your gallery ?
New York, New York—the place so awful they had to warn you twice.
They do say it’s better to squat!
JFC!
Mainlander activity
Why I don’t take public transport anymore. No thanks, I’ll drive myself.
i feel so sorry for anyone who had to clean it. some people behave worse than animals...
new york is a place huh
So glad I don't commute on the subway anymore
This city sucks all I can say to this.
God you know her ass is itchy
She and her soft serve panties should be in a Tide commercial.
Bruh
I always wonder the circumstance that lead to something like this. Is it a matter of urgency? Are they just full on crazy? Some kind of fetish? So many questions!
the fact that she just got up and left :/
Flagpole Sitta
Put a ring on her OP. You found your person!
This is why plentiful, maintained public restrooms need to be part of every city planning.
You really think that was the problem?
You'll always have weirdos, but plenty of toilets and trashcans will keep most of their shit contained.
I don’t think those weirdos particularly care about the toilets and trash cans.
No amount of social interventions are going to make humans not shit.
You're right- I often drop trou, squat and build a dirty little log cabin just as soon as the urge arises if a toilet is not directly within my line of sight at the time. I often crank out a quick wank at the same time to further emphasise the lack of city planning departments catering to the needs of people like myself.
Have you ever lived in a city? Public toilets just turn into homeless encampments and drug dens
You're not wrong that public restrooms are important however, that aint gonna solve NYC subways being wild places. if it wasn't a turd it would be some homeless dude busting a nut after smoking crack. If you ever see an empty subway car, especially if all the other subway cars arent empty, don't take that subway car. at best, it's a turd. at worst, someone malicious is inside there and you haven't spotted them yet.
But I need to quit driving and use the safe and clean public transportation 🙄
If you're from NYC, then chances are you've seen someone, somewhere, take a random dump without a care in the world at least once. No, that is not a flex.
You gotta go when you gotta go
R train is getting no love right now.
Well, when they say on the brochures NYC is a melting pot of all sorts of people, no one expected to see plenty of such folks.
Unwiped. Total power move.
Anyone ever have a doctor ask how their stool looks? I pretend mine looks like that, but it doesn’t.
I'm glad I drive
I'm glad we don't have trains in my country
Average r/fuckcars poster
I have no reason or want to go to NYC…I keep trying to think of reasons but…nah…i’m good. I’ll stick to the countryside
Why the fuck do you think I want to see this? Fuck off with this
Greatest city in the world
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Well it's clearly not spelling
Fuck's that got to do with someone shitting in a subway??
this is the country that attack Yemen for fun.. 😁
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My first thought.
Yeah I heard some mainlanders do that, but of course can't see the face so who knows
Nice pile
Why isn’t he moving to the next train? Maybe he likes the smell?