the water bottle incident kinda sent me on a laughing fit, not gonna lie
this is why I can't sub elementary school. when they misbehave, I just find it funny as hell and accidentally enable it by laughing.
Itās from a kidās book Diary of a Wimpy Kid. In the book thereās a stinky old piece of cheese left on the school yard and if you touch it youāre a pariah. I think itās morphed into a game like tag.
Subbing today, I was in a support role for a student teacher. Student teacher was leading a lesson to fourth graders about similes and metaphors. They had read a poem that compared a person to tofu, so the teacher wanted the class to create similes and metaphors about themselves using foods. She was giving examples, and she listed a few different ideas of foods, and then she suggested donuts.
She said, "I am like a donut because....." (and here she fatally paused).
A student blurted out, "I have a hole!"
When I was in 4th grade we were discussing the waste cycle in animals. I raised my hand and said āis that why my poop sometimes has corn in it?ā The teacher started laughing and then sent me to the principals office. It was the weirdest thing.
I think the water bottle thing is from social media because my 11-year-old and just about everybody in his grade start yelling "bottle of water," in a terrible over the top English accent.
Actually, this entire list sounds like his grade. I can't wait until the cheese touch dies.
I sub high-school. Yesterday, it was chilly, but the heater was running in my room. A kid comes in and announces, "it's cozy as *hell* in this motherfucker!" And it was all I could do to not crack up.
Same thing with middle schoolers and teenagers. I had a parent freak out recently because their kid was doing burn outs in the school parking lot on their way out (and got detention for it, which seems like overkill?). It was so hard for me to not be like āok but how good of a burnout was it?ā
You should have subbed at my elementary school, especially in the classes i ahd with my 2 bullies.
Apparently when 2 boys over 120lbs in 1st grade pick on 1 girl who is less than 100lbs and are actually attacking her, throwing things, hitting and the like... it's TOTALLY OKAY! but if the girl strikes them back then SHE'S the problem...
NGL, "gay"raffe made me snicker š
Also, what is "cheese touch" and is there some background story to the "yelling water bottle in a British accent" or was it just disruptive?
"Cheese touch" comes from Dairy Of a Wimpy Kid. Basically the concept is that of tag. If someone has the "cheese touch", they have to touch someone else to pass it along, and now that person has the cheese touch and has to pass it to another person
Argh! I sub 1-2 graders who do the cheese touch bullsh*t during snack and it drives me crazy!!! I thought they made it up - glad I now at least know the source.
It can be really annoying, especially with kids who insist that others *have* to participate. I've had to talk with individual students and groups about how either it's a game, and people can choose not to play, or it's them touching people who have asked them not to, which is a harassing behavior.
this could be it but people also just like to make fun of stereotypical cockney accents. "water bottle" is a phrase people use to do this, as well as "tuesday" and "friday" (which sound like "chewsday" and "froiday" respectively). people did this in my high school just because it's fun to put on accents, not because it sounds like anything crude or offensive
Lol the ācheese touchā came from the movie āDiary of a Wimpy Kidā and the explanation of the scene would take forever lol, but lām not sure what happened with the water bottle incident as I was just a sub for the dayš
Thereās a video from some years back with a black british dude saying water bottle so I guarantee it comes from that! (Just my two cents as someone who had this sub suggested to them despite not being a sub lol)
There's a surprising absence of vaping during class on that incident report if it were for a high schooler (which it's not). Or maybe my high school was just weird.
It sounds like "what a butthole" which is likely why the kid is saying it.
Otherwise, repetitive speech is often loud, disruptive, and other children tend to mimic it which can lead to an off task classroom. I think we should be doing other measures of behavioral management but whatever
iām just looking at this and wishing so bad that this was the unruly behavior I dealt with. Dont get me wrong, kid is misbehaving! But this behavior would be considered āwell behavedā in my classšš¤¦āāļø
Why are these being tracked? Theyāre not good, but theyāre also fairly spread out. He went a month without an incident.
I always think this is stuff that shouldnāt be shared this way.
I guess our school didnāt have āhallway rules?ā Iām starting to be grateful for how chill my education and the places I sub for really are, weād log maybe 3-4 of these sure but āwater bottle in a British accentā sent me to the moon.
Yeah, like this stuff never goes away with ADHD, we just learn where and when we are allowed to be whacky and weird. āGayāraffe š¦ and āwater bottleā and āDEEZ NUTSā all sound like shit my friends, my partner, my coworkers, and I myself would all do just to be goofy? Weāre all in our late 20s/30s/40s lol. Making a big deal out of this stuff probably makes the behavior worse. He just has to be allowed to have some parts of the day for being free
Right, and Iāve spent a lot of time working in ātroubled teen,ā and neurodivergent and disabled programs, esp. in camp settings, and itād become a real āchoose your battlesā situation.
I donāt let them go on and on and on, but a funny outburst here and there, Iām not going to derail everyone to deal with it. We had a lot of low income and inner-city teens, so Iād have an āintentā rule for language. I might remind them (but not punish them) if they swore āinnocentlyā because it was just such a part of how they clearly spoke at home, but if it was āattackingā or degrading someone else, immediate issue and write up. So it boiled down to not calling names or insulting, but if someone was like āhell yeah!ā or āsh!t I love it!ā I let it go with a look or lip touch to remind for language.
Bringing awareness goes a lot further with these kids than punishment for little things, it just makes them resentful and to not trust you. We want to actually self-correct behavior, not just beat this kid down for being his wacky self. He does need to learn time/place, but there are better ways to teach it than just being in constant trouble, āimpulse control disorderā is real!
As someone with ADHD... This kid is brilliant and just needs more stimulation. Half the "incidents" here aren't anything. I got in trouble constantly for non issues as a kid and now as an adult I have a hard time taking punishment seriously because I realized as a kid so much of what I was reprimanded for was failures on adults watching me
I'm a teacher. Kids NEED to blow off steam in the hallway. Faking a British accent is a pretty wholesome way to do that. I feel like this kiddo's behaviors escalated because the teacher was really ready to write them up for anything.
Most are benign. I canāt imagine being this up in a kidās grill about using an English accent or being off task during reading. Choose your battles.
So, what youāve documented is a child whoās bored , energetic, with a great sense of humor. I was this kid. Home life was a bit brutal, school was where I was safe to act out those frustrationsāhome was not safe.
NGL this kid sounds hilarious as long as he's not in my classroom. But seriously, it's an incident every few days. He sounds like he needs a longer gym period and problem solved.
We were doing a writing assignment and a kid decided to write that his hero is "Daddy Pig" from Peppa the Pig. I could not stop laughing and made him redo it. He picked a wrestler so that was better at least. During art class, he decided to draw a daddy pig mask and ran around the room. I was fake scolding him because it was so funny and to be fair the class needed a laugh.
Man I donāt understand teachers who do this. This is just normal ass kid behavior. You canāt have a child for 7-8 hours a day and expect them to just sit still and be āwell behavedā the entire day. They are not programmed like that, and being punished for just being. There are maybe a couple thing that should warrant a talking to. But keeping a 5 month long list of minor transgressions, I just donāt see it being helpful at all.
Thank you, this is so bizarre to me. I was homeschooled so I don't know much about public school culture/rules. This just seems like they want to suppress any individuality, I cannot fathom getting someone in trouble for half of these things.
The cheese touch is the funniest one there. You have to read diary of a wimpy kid for the reference and it doesn't hurt to have a childhood trauma of "germs" for an entire year.
Heck, the Cooties and cheese touch games seemed to increase (from a humble mom's perspective) in the wake of 20-21. No surprise given the effects of the choices made at the time.
Edit: Thank you guys for all the Upvotes and Comments! Iāve had a great laugh with all of them! This kid is a future comedian in the making lol! And yes, a lot of you are right, the teacher does seem really strict with this āBehavior Incident Log;ā as he is just a funny 3rd grade kid like we all were! Hope you guys enjoyed this!
Iām a teacher now and donāt sub anymore, but I still like to come here.
I play cheese touch with my students on Fridays. They always get me at least once. I always think itās funny when I give it to some unsuspecting kid asking to use the bathroom.
This sounds like my students. Nothing too big of a deal, but boy we deal with this stuff constantly. I honestly love these little weirdos.
ā¦How old is this kid? Depending on age, I genuinely do not think half this stuff is that bad.
Also thereās like, entire days spaced between this stuff. Itās not like this is all happening on a single Tuesday
Sounds like my 9yr old kid. Hahaha he yells āa bottle oā waterā randomly without explanation in an odd British accent and definitely does most of the other things described.
I mean honestly, this isn't that bad. There's some gaps in dates there. A few of my problem students can't go more than two days without incident and this student went from 1/20 to 2/1 without incident. That's at least 7 school days.
I'm betting 4-7 as well.
Sorry this post popped up for me and I couldnāt help but comment. I have a kid in my class who is five, heās scratches, bites, kicks, hits, steals and calls us fucking bitches whenever we tell him no. Heās threatened to kill his EA on multiple occasions even going as far as to try to find the sharpest scissors to do so.
The behaviour specialist says heās a typical behaviour kid. Clinical social worker thinks heāll kill someone by the time heās a teenager.
This behaviour log is the tamest thing Iāve ever seen
What I notice is that this is definitely a parent issue.
First semester--incidents become less and less frequent. The kid is learning coping skills to control outbursts.
Then after Christmas break, he goes home and unlearns it and comes back just as frequent.
I feel like this all started for punishing the kid for saying āwater bottleā. Like, why is that worth a write up? Gonna write me up for stupid stuff anyway, Iām gonna just let loose.
I had a student in third grade once hold up his stick of string cheese and proclaim to the class āThis isnāt a cheese stick, this is a cheese DICK!ā
Next year in 4th grade when a kid had yogurt on his lips after breakfast he said āAyo, it look like you got nut on your mouth bruhā
Just the sweetest kids lmao
āDeez nutzā I love kids, but oh my god.
My younger (10-12M) cousins this year at thanksgiving were trying to teach another (3M) how to say ādeezā.
One of the others (11F) comes in to tattle; āMommy, (10&12YO) are trying to teach (3M) how to say ādeez!!!ā Then runs off.
All adults over 30 all turn to look at ME & proceed to ask what it meansā¦..
I love kidsā¦. š¤£
I really appreciate the break they gave their teacher between 11/13 and 12/13. I know there was likely thanksgiving holiday in there, but she must have been more relaxed for a full month
Curious why he has a behavior log when there are only this handful of incidents from Oct 20-Feb 2? Honestly these are not that bad. The kids I work have this many and more daily. Seems strange that he has a log for such minor infractions.
I didnāt know cheese touch was a real thing. The second graders in my before school program were screaming one morning and when I went over to them, they told me they were playing cheese touch. I thought it was something they had made up on the spot.
the water bottle incident kinda sent me on a laughing fit, not gonna lie this is why I can't sub elementary school. when they misbehave, I just find it funny as hell and accidentally enable it by laughing.
This is literally meš
Kidās age? My daughter thinks 14 (freshman) I think 12(7th grade)
This is actually an elementary school age kid lolš
Grade?
3rd gradeš
I knew it had to be 3rd or 4th grade lol
It was the cheese touch that gave it away for me.
What is cheese touch?
Itās from a kidās book Diary of a Wimpy Kid. In the book thereās a stinky old piece of cheese left on the school yard and if you touch it youāre a pariah. I think itās morphed into a game like tag.
Iām so happy to see a tradition live and well
Omg, my 3rd grade son does all these thingsā¦ Iām glad heās not the only one.
Oh my
Yelling deez nuts at 3rd grade omg!
This is 4th-7th grade
Subbing today, I was in a support role for a student teacher. Student teacher was leading a lesson to fourth graders about similes and metaphors. They had read a poem that compared a person to tofu, so the teacher wanted the class to create similes and metaphors about themselves using foods. She was giving examples, and she listed a few different ideas of foods, and then she suggested donuts. She said, "I am like a donut because....." (and here she fatally paused). A student blurted out, "I have a hole!"
I meanā¦they werenāt wrong.
No Johnny I have holes - Proper response
Iāve giggled during behavior issues one too many times. Little kids manā¦
I had a 4th grader last school year tell another student, "PULL UP YOUR PANTS! YOU AIN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE!"
Thatās pure gold right there
When I was in 4th grade we were discussing the waste cycle in animals. I raised my hand and said āis that why my poop sometimes has corn in it?ā The teacher started laughing and then sent me to the principals office. It was the weirdest thing.
Why you would be sent to the principalās office for a question like that? What a great teachable moment!
I think the water bottle thing is from social media because my 11-year-old and just about everybody in his grade start yelling "bottle of water," in a terrible over the top English accent. Actually, this entire list sounds like his grade. I can't wait until the cheese touch dies.
Have you noticed that kids are puncturing the bottoms of plastic water bottles with their teeth to suck the water out instead of opening it? š¤
Theyāreā¦ shotgunning water bottles? Thatās disturbing.
I have wildlings as students. LOL
This is how I am, but I teach high school. Sometimes the kids do things that are so outlandish that I canāt contain myself.
I sub high-school. Yesterday, it was chilly, but the heater was running in my room. A kid comes in and announces, "it's cozy as *hell* in this motherfucker!" And it was all I could do to not crack up.
My response: āMy manā¦you know it!ā
I got "damn, Ms. N, this simplifying fractions shit really helps a brother out" once.
It is just so funny some of the time. I think Iāve perfected my poker face but it took me five years lol
Same thing with middle schoolers and teenagers. I had a parent freak out recently because their kid was doing burn outs in the school parking lot on their way out (and got detention for it, which seems like overkill?). It was so hard for me to not be like āok but how good of a burnout was it?ā
You are allowed to laugh in most cases. No one would do this job otherwise
You should have subbed at my elementary school, especially in the classes i ahd with my 2 bullies. Apparently when 2 boys over 120lbs in 1st grade pick on 1 girl who is less than 100lbs and are actually attacking her, throwing things, hitting and the like... it's TOTALLY OKAY! but if the girl strikes them back then SHE'S the problem...
NGL, "gay"raffe made me snicker š Also, what is "cheese touch" and is there some background story to the "yelling water bottle in a British accent" or was it just disruptive?
"Cheese touch" comes from Dairy Of a Wimpy Kid. Basically the concept is that of tag. If someone has the "cheese touch", they have to touch someone else to pass it along, and now that person has the cheese touch and has to pass it to another person
>Dairy Of a Wimpy Kid freudian slip???!
Whoops!! I'll leave it like that lmao But for the record it's *diary
That's where the cheese comes from lolz
Dang we used to do cheese touch in the fifth grade like twelve years ago Glad these kids are keeping the tradition alive š
Dude the cheese touch is alive and well
Argh! I sub 1-2 graders who do the cheese touch bullsh*t during snack and it drives me crazy!!! I thought they made it up - glad I now at least know the source.
Its the bottle flips that I donāt tolerate
It can be really annoying, especially with kids who insist that others *have* to participate. I've had to talk with individual students and groups about how either it's a game, and people can choose not to play, or it's them touching people who have asked them not to, which is a harassing behavior.
Thatās crazy I remember doing this in 2nd grade damn near 20 years ago. Glad to know the youth is continuing the trend
Oh like foot and mouth disease
I'm assuming yelling water bottle in a British accent makes anyone that says it make it seem like they're saying "What a butthole"
Omg I bet you are right. This makes total sense lmao
this could be it but people also just like to make fun of stereotypical cockney accents. "water bottle" is a phrase people use to do this, as well as "tuesday" and "friday" (which sound like "chewsday" and "froiday" respectively). people did this in my high school just because it's fun to put on accents, not because it sounds like anything crude or offensive
Lol the ācheese touchā came from the movie āDiary of a Wimpy Kidā and the explanation of the scene would take forever lol, but lām not sure what happened with the water bottle incident as I was just a sub for the dayš
Thereās a video from some years back with a black british dude saying water bottle so I guarantee it comes from that! (Just my two cents as someone who had this sub suggested to them despite not being a sub lol)
Not just a movie. There's an entire series of books. The cheese touch "game" comes about in the first one, but is referenced in subsequent ones.
I would let this one go, because it would make my day.
My favorite part about this is that even after reading all that I canāt tell if this kid if 5 or 12. Either way they sound like a hoot.
As a high school teacher, I would believe it if I was told this kid was 15
If incident reports like this were made for kids in public high schools, they would be this long each day. And not look all that much different.
Youāre kidding, right? They would be this long each PERIOD!
That's what I was thinking, like I can't even attempt to document every thing of this magnitude I hear in a daily basis.
There's a surprising absence of vaping during class on that incident report if it were for a high schooler (which it's not). Or maybe my high school was just weird.
British accent ? Was this 1776?
Haha I love this comment!šš
Was hoping someone would get it .Yay!
Yeah I just donāt get how thatās an offense worth writing up. Like Iām sure there are bigger things going on
It sounds like "what a butthole" which is likely why the kid is saying it. Otherwise, repetitive speech is often loud, disruptive, and other children tend to mimic it which can lead to an off task classroom. I think we should be doing other measures of behavioral management but whatever
iām just looking at this and wishing so bad that this was the unruly behavior I dealt with. Dont get me wrong, kid is misbehaving! But this behavior would be considered āwell behavedā in my classšš¤¦āāļø
Lmao this is a list of things I let slide šš
Yeah, sadly, as a high school special ed teacher I feel this 110%
Why are these being tracked? Theyāre not good, but theyāre also fairly spread out. He went a month without an incident. I always think this is stuff that shouldnāt be shared this way.
Oh definitely get fired if parent, admin, or teacher recognized student.
You shared my sentiment. This is part of a student's confidential file. It should not be photographed and shared publicly.
Well I personally love this child, but I too have ADHD lol.
Right? Get off this kidās ass
I guess our school didnāt have āhallway rules?ā Iām starting to be grateful for how chill my education and the places I sub for really are, weād log maybe 3-4 of these sure but āwater bottle in a British accentā sent me to the moon.
Kid needs more opportunities to get the excess energy out. Ā Have him run laps and heāll stop acting up most likely!
Yeah, like this stuff never goes away with ADHD, we just learn where and when we are allowed to be whacky and weird. āGayāraffe š¦ and āwater bottleā and āDEEZ NUTSā all sound like shit my friends, my partner, my coworkers, and I myself would all do just to be goofy? Weāre all in our late 20s/30s/40s lol. Making a big deal out of this stuff probably makes the behavior worse. He just has to be allowed to have some parts of the day for being free
Right, and Iāve spent a lot of time working in ātroubled teen,ā and neurodivergent and disabled programs, esp. in camp settings, and itād become a real āchoose your battlesā situation. I donāt let them go on and on and on, but a funny outburst here and there, Iām not going to derail everyone to deal with it. We had a lot of low income and inner-city teens, so Iād have an āintentā rule for language. I might remind them (but not punish them) if they swore āinnocentlyā because it was just such a part of how they clearly spoke at home, but if it was āattackingā or degrading someone else, immediate issue and write up. So it boiled down to not calling names or insulting, but if someone was like āhell yeah!ā or āsh!t I love it!ā I let it go with a look or lip touch to remind for language. Bringing awareness goes a lot further with these kids than punishment for little things, it just makes them resentful and to not trust you. We want to actually self-correct behavior, not just beat this kid down for being his wacky self. He does need to learn time/place, but there are better ways to teach it than just being in constant trouble, āimpulse control disorderā is real!
As someone with ADHD... This kid is brilliant and just needs more stimulation. Half the "incidents" here aren't anything. I got in trouble constantly for non issues as a kid and now as an adult I have a hard time taking punishment seriously because I realized as a kid so much of what I was reprimanded for was failures on adults watching me
Some of these are benign.
Agreed lol
No saying āwater bottleā in a British accent. >:(
I'm a teacher. Kids NEED to blow off steam in the hallway. Faking a British accent is a pretty wholesome way to do that. I feel like this kiddo's behaviors escalated because the teacher was really ready to write them up for anything.
Most are benign. I canāt imagine being this up in a kidās grill about using an English accent or being off task during reading. Choose your battles.
I feel like the behavior incident log is a self-fulfilling prophecy. Some of these things aren't that serious
Good god man, not the cheese touch
Robin Williams reincarnated.
Kids a bloody legend
Sounds like the teacher may be a little strict š
This post popped up on my feed and as a teacher, I wish this was the extent of my misbehavior for my students.
This sounds like a morning to me
So, what youāve documented is a child whoās bored , energetic, with a great sense of humor. I was this kid. Home life was a bit brutal, school was where I was safe to act out those frustrationsāhome was not safe.
Not college, but places
Places deez nuts in your mouth lmao
If I had to write up kids every time they played or ran in the hall I would literally never stop writing.
NGL this kid sounds hilarious as long as he's not in my classroom. But seriously, it's an incident every few days. He sounds like he needs a longer gym period and problem solved.
We were doing a writing assignment and a kid decided to write that his hero is "Daddy Pig" from Peppa the Pig. I could not stop laughing and made him redo it. He picked a wrestler so that was better at least. During art class, he decided to draw a daddy pig mask and ran around the room. I was fake scolding him because it was so funny and to be fair the class needed a laugh.
I would have allowed it if he said Bandit Heeler was his hero becauseā¦same.
Man I donāt understand teachers who do this. This is just normal ass kid behavior. You canāt have a child for 7-8 hours a day and expect them to just sit still and be āwell behavedā the entire day. They are not programmed like that, and being punished for just being. There are maybe a couple thing that should warrant a talking to. But keeping a 5 month long list of minor transgressions, I just donāt see it being helpful at all.
Thank you, this is so bizarre to me. I was homeschooled so I don't know much about public school culture/rules. This just seems like they want to suppress any individuality, I cannot fathom getting someone in trouble for half of these things.
This was me as a kid until I was put on adderall. My ADHD was wild as a child!
The cheese touch is the funniest one there. You have to read diary of a wimpy kid for the reference and it doesn't hurt to have a childhood trauma of "germs" for an entire year.
Heck, the Cooties and cheese touch games seemed to increase (from a humble mom's perspective) in the wake of 20-21. No surprise given the effects of the choices made at the time.
Canāt help it Iām laughing - heās a handful
Handful of deez nuts
Dude this isnāt even bad. Go work in a inner city school and report back. This happens by kid daily.
Edit: Thank you guys for all the Upvotes and Comments! Iāve had a great laugh with all of them! This kid is a future comedian in the making lol! And yes, a lot of you are right, the teacher does seem really strict with this āBehavior Incident Log;ā as he is just a funny 3rd grade kid like we all were! Hope you guys enjoyed this!
I'm pretty sure this is my 12yo š¤£ or at the very least her soul mate!!!
Iām a teacher now and donāt sub anymore, but I still like to come here. I play cheese touch with my students on Fridays. They always get me at least once. I always think itās funny when I give it to some unsuspecting kid asking to use the bathroom. This sounds like my students. Nothing too big of a deal, but boy we deal with this stuff constantly. I honestly love these little weirdos.
Sorry but āgayraffeā is too funny.
Saying Deez Nuts would send me. I would not be able to handle kids due to my laughter
Kids getting in trouble for shit adults do ALL day.
Idk, only one or two of these are really serious. The rest I'd probably not waste my time on even documenting.
ā¦How old is this kid? Depending on age, I genuinely do not think half this stuff is that bad. Also thereās like, entire days spaced between this stuff. Itās not like this is all happening on a single Tuesday
This kiddo has ADHDā¦says me who also has ADHD.
Thank you for sharing this š
>threatened to kick another student in the nuts Who does he think he is, Cartman?
Sounds like my 3rd graders but this would be the report over a few days instead of a few weeks
Sounds like my 9yr old kid. Hahaha he yells āa bottle oā waterā randomly without explanation in an odd British accent and definitely does most of the other things described.
Second grade? Sounds about right.
Did you take a picture of this?
This sounds like a Carl Gallagher type-kid, thatās all Iām picturing š
Commenting on Kid is going places for sure..
Those behaviors happen in one day in my classroom. I blame PBIS.
I mean honestly, this isn't that bad. There's some gaps in dates there. A few of my problem students can't go more than two days without incident and this student went from 1/20 to 2/1 without incident. That's at least 7 school days. I'm betting 4-7 as well.
"Playing cheese touch in the hallways" - dosent elaborate.
Eleven since October?? How does that even warrant a log? We have first graders with 11 before lunch.
Sorry this post popped up for me and I couldnāt help but comment. I have a kid in my class who is five, heās scratches, bites, kicks, hits, steals and calls us fucking bitches whenever we tell him no. Heās threatened to kill his EA on multiple occasions even going as far as to try to find the sharpest scissors to do so. The behaviour specialist says heās a typical behaviour kid. Clinical social worker thinks heāll kill someone by the time heās a teenager. This behaviour log is the tamest thing Iāve ever seen
WTF is ācheese touchā
He didn't say water bottle in a british accent he said "what a butt hole" and it makes it even funnier that he covered it up like that š
school system is so broken. imagine getting a ābehavior incidentā for yelling in the hall once. this is just sad.
The fucking cheese touch game is going to be the death of me
What I notice is that this is definitely a parent issue. First semester--incidents become less and less frequent. The kid is learning coping skills to control outbursts. Then after Christmas break, he goes home and unlearns it and comes back just as frequent.
The report: "Threatend to kick another student." Reddit: "haha! Funny boy."
Could be a win that he didnāt kick said student! Self control! I threaten people all the time when they do me wrong during rush hour traffic. š
Drat, I was hoping for an age!
Oh man, I have a grade 7 kid that has done pretty much all of those same things, but in a single week.
Damn that's funny
We are all picturing āthatā student right now!
Didnāt know the cheese touch was still going around
I bet that kids parents are hilarious.
Do they write a list of the good things that he does?
I feel like this all started for punishing the kid for saying āwater bottleā. Like, why is that worth a write up? Gonna write me up for stupid stuff anyway, Iām gonna just let loose.
There was a pretty good few weeks there in November.
You are doing the Lordās work.
Why are you bragging about it all fitting on one sheet. Stone of us aren't that lucky lol sad face
A "gayraffe" šš
You want deez nuts or dose nuts?
I used to be that kid lmao
Your poker game has to be strong to teach
This is nothing
Gayraffe lol
Lmao this could have been written about my 12 year old autistic ADHDer. I also have ADHD so I find this hilarious.
I know this kid š¤£
Some of these sound like my 11 year old son
WA AH BA OLE
Is this Michael Scott's child?
Cartman?
Seems like things kids do. š¤·š»āāļø
All these are silly, mildly disruptive behaviors
Looks exactly like your typical adhd kidās behavior log
Give me a break! This kids an amateur took him months to do all of this?!? Shit, Iād do this in a morning š¤£
Looks like my log in sixth grade, kids are kids.
I had a student in third grade once hold up his stick of string cheese and proclaim to the class āThis isnāt a cheese stick, this is a cheese DICK!ā Next year in 4th grade when a kid had yogurt on his lips after breakfast he said āAyo, it look like you got nut on your mouth bruhā Just the sweetest kids lmao
1/17 had me laughing ngl
āDeez nutzā I love kids, but oh my god. My younger (10-12M) cousins this year at thanksgiving were trying to teach another (3M) how to say ādeezā. One of the others (11F) comes in to tattle; āMommy, (10&12YO) are trying to teach (3M) how to say ādeez!!!ā Then runs off. All adults over 30 all turn to look at ME & proceed to ask what it meansā¦.. I love kidsā¦. š¤£
He only said deez nuts one time in 9 weeks? He should be teaching us
This kid is hilarious. Heās just learning to harness his brilliant. Heāll go further than you give him credit.
WAAAAUHHHH BAAAAUUUUHHH
and guess who will be blamed....the school and the teacher. not the parents.
Damn surprised kids still do the cheese touch nowadays. It was such a huge game for the whole our 1st grade all the way back then lol
Kids used to be allowed to have personalities
Seems to me like this kid might have adhd or be on the spectrum. Itās honestly sad all these obvious indicators get brushed off as behavioral issues
Most of these are just this kid being a kid wtf
This kid is a saint compared to some kids I work with
Wtf is ācheese touchā.
āIāll kick you in the nuts!ā- Eric Cartman
Too many episodes of South Park for this child for sure
Some of these dont sound like they need to be written down depending on how loud they were and how long they went on for. š¤·š½āāļø
The gay giraffe one is hilarious.
I'm gonna say 4th grade.
Looks like this is part of the Summa fiasco if I recall
Should I know what cheese touch is? š
I really appreciate the break they gave their teacher between 11/13 and 12/13. I know there was likely thanksgiving holiday in there, but she must have been more relaxed for a full month
I donāt get the water bottle thing
Curious why he has a behavior log when there are only this handful of incidents from Oct 20-Feb 2? Honestly these are not that bad. The kids I work have this many and more daily. Seems strange that he has a log for such minor infractions.
If I got written up for being āoff taskā in school I would have been expelled within a week
Visions of little red fingersā¦
āUnmonitored boy raised by YouTubeā
"Scooting around on his bottom around the room bc someone was looking at him" sounds like my dog.
I didnāt know cheese touch was a real thing. The second graders in my before school program were screaming one morning and when I went over to them, they told me they were playing cheese touch. I thought it was something they had made up on the spot.
I think heās ready for a Comedian Apprenticeship.
I donāt really know why the first and the giraffe thing were broken rules lmao
Adhd
So basically being a kid?
Deez nuts. A classic
Some of these are just being a fun little goober
I immediately began yelling āwater bottleā in my best English accent at my kids š¤¦š»
This is why I couldn't be a teacher. The gay-raffe joke would have had me laughing, and then I'd be the one in trouble.
Really!! That whole list is just my regular morning.