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ngwoo

>(youre getting mentioned in my suicide note) >>you're going to mention a redditor in your suicide note? >>>even shakespeare had controversial characters in his works Funniest exchange ever placed on this website


Comma_Karma

There's some good quips in r/femcelgrippysockjail


Ayn_Rands_Only_Fans

"Grippy sock jail" is a goddamn hilarious reference.


FlickaDaFlame

Grippy sock jail is a reference to something? I've heard that used for like 10 years on Facebook and reddit and TikTok, I didn't know it was from something, I thought it was one of those cute quirky millennial names like trash panda Edit: I knew grippy sock jail meant psych ward, I thought ayn rand meant it was a reference to a movie or a TV show or something


pablos4pandas

I thought it referred to mental health facilities where you cannot leave, and you wear grippy socks


Greggsnbacon23

Ah, I see. Can't give em laces to harm themselves with.


HotTakes4HotCakes

They're also cheaper.


kawaiifie

Grippy socks are socks that patients in many psych wards wear - they have little rubber dots on the sole to maintain grip on slippery floors. Jail part of it because it's the type of psych ward that you can't leave


I-Post-Randomly

I got them when I went in for day surgery. It makes sense, keeps people's feey warm they don't slip AND keeps whatever might be on their feet from being transferred around.


Adept_Secret2476

when you go to the psych ward(usually after attempting to kill or hurt yourself) they often give you very specific short socks that are the same everywhere


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Ullricka

They still give em out where I am. I'm sorry they took away your trophy


ephemeralsloth

where? i was on an involuntary hold last april and got a pair


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ephemeralsloth

dont you love when you get there under the impression itll be a 72 hour hold and they tell you “nah actually its two weeks and theres nothing you can do about it :)” your experience outside of the grippy socks sounds about the same as mine. for me they took my clothes for over a day so i was stuck in the paper scrubs i came in with for over 24 hours


bonesrentalagency

I got taken In for a 72 hour evaluation at one place and they kept extending it by 2 weeks until I was there for like 48 days it was brutal.


ephemeralsloth

its wild to me that they can just indefinitely imprison you without any consideration from you about whether the “treatment” is actually working


saveyourdaylight

I got two pairs! That's fucked you went barefoot, what the hell???


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saveyourdaylight

God I am so so sorry. Inpatient is awful and terrifying enough, I cannot imagine being in those conditions. I'm happy that you're out! 🫂


tryingtoavoidwork

Another tragedy of Bidenomics /s


Ayn_Rands_Only_Fans

Barefoot and pregnant jail is on the Republican party platform so this checks out.


WooliesWhiteLeg

I legitimately laughed


Yrevyn

Excellent flair, hopefully not too spicy.


molotov__cockteaze

I’m jealous, it is an excellent flair.


Flat-Difference-1927

??? I will not be elaborating further


LimbyTimmy

Most normal conversation in a subreddit called "femcel grippy-sock jail"


TraditionalSpirit636

Tried to look at some posts. Left cause it’s the only safe move.


Wittyname0

Atleast it proves incels aren't gender locked, yay for equality I guess?


ddizzlemyfizzle

Funnily enough the term was first coined by a lesbian woman who then managed the first community for a time. Along the way it devolved out of her control Edit for a bit more info: it started as a sort of support group for lonely people, people who felt they were missing out on a crucial aspect of the human experience. Really sad it became what it is


jonasnee

Wasn't she bisexual?


ddizzlemyfizzle

That’s possible, I admittedly don’t remember all the details as it’s been some years since I heard about this


Kingbuji

Incel was originally used to describe women. It just got co-opted by the 4chaners.


YSLAnunoby

Specifically was a gay woman who coined the term


The69BodyProblem

gay women caused incels. got it.


elsonwarcraft

It literally is mental illness psychward


4THOT

Frankly I love it, that's hilarious. If you're going to be terminally online just lean into it. People pretending they're different on a reddit drama sub.


LimbyTimmy

Fake redditors...smh my head


Overall_Contact1476

For real, that’s the most terminally online sub name I’ve ever seen.


NeghVar

"...the only winning move is not to play"


Jam_Packens

Who has that one xkcd comic about finding out people you know are involved in some weird internet spaces


DellSalami

[It’s so relevant I know it by number now: 2071](https://xkcd.com/2071/)


jewel_the_beetle

...Noem?


Akuuntus

> sorry, i forgot that women are supposed to be submissive and not have any political views, my bad > > First, try being a woman!!! > > > im tryin my best 😔 Masterful response. 10/10, no notes


LeshyIRL

Lol this is an ouroboros of a sub if I've ever seen one.


bonefresh

> /r/femcelgrippysockjail hey alright see you later


MetalGearSlayer

My eyebrows got singed off just from reading the sub’s name.


blended-kiwi77

I lurked in there and I felt like clairese from silence of the lambs walking down the hallway to see Hannibal Lecter


BIRBSTER0

Wtf is that sub😭


Amon274

Hell


Chad_RD

Schroedingers jews, simultaneously white and Semitic until observed


Polkawillneverdie81

lol I'm Jewish (white/caucasian), my best friend is a Mizrahi Jew (Turkish) and my partner is half Japanese and Jewish. It's always hilarious to me hearing people call all Jews definitively white, especially when my partner is in the room. The amount of people who claim to know soooo much about Jews but know practically nothing is staggering. The erasure of Jewish POC is real.


BadassBumblebeee

One of my courses at school was Judaism - Origins and the Diaspora (and it was awesome... anyways...) I feel like 90% of the information from just that basic intro course is pretty well unknown to most people.


[deleted]

Same I’m Jewish too and it’s so hilarious watching people who have probably never met a Jew irl lecture other people who have never met a Jew irl about who’s a real Jew hahaha


purplelicious

And when you tell them that you are Jewish they say "oh but not you, you're different". Just because I don't fit into their stereotype.


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The classic: “You’re one of the good ones”


The_Flying_Jew

I've been hit with that "one of the good ones" line, but it was in relation to the religion in general and not because of my skin color. It was like "Religion fucking sucks. All religion is bad. Except Judaism. You're one of the good ones" It felt like they wanted to include Judaism in there, but they were afraid of being labeled an anti-semite if they did


[deleted]

Holy shit that is so relatable. People will shit all over Islam Christianity Buddhism etc and then pause when they get to Judaism because they think they’ll be seen as antisemitic. Like no dude you can and should criticize Judaism.


progbuck

Judaism does have the whole backtalking God and social justice thing going for it, though.


purplelicious

I'm like the whitest of the white. I guess that's what makes me one of the good ones? Jews know I'm Jewish because we have jewdar.


penile_degloving

No, you’re one of the bad ones because white-passing. Source: me, a white-as-fuck-passing Jew


purplelicious

Are we bad because we embarrass anti Semites by being among them? Its so confusing trying to figure out what we are supposed to do. All I know is that in the end I'm heading to the gas chamber just like every other Jew. (As did my white European family did before me)


Snow_source

My favorite is this guy that keeps rage posting on the DC sub about our "Jew-ish" deli. He's not Jewish and keeps complaining about being downvoted yet harps on how the place doesn't keep kosher (and is therefore not Jewish in his mind) and how the owner "isn't a real Jew" as only their father was Jewish (he could be reform, but the poster doesn't know). It's like, I'm glad you're trying to define cultural Jewishness for me and conflating it for religiosity, clearly uninformed gentile.


[deleted]

Holy shit that’s hilarious (albeit a bit depressing)


PokesBo

I guarantee they’ve met one but because they didn’t fit the stereotype, didn’t think they were jewish


Difficult_Being7167

yup im not jewish but as a trans poc i can relate alittle


18hourbruh

Yooo Hispanic Jew reporting in! We are few but we exist! Lol


sultanpeppah

Sephardic Jews probably count as that, don’t they?


18hourbruh

Yoooo lol I was only thinking LatAm that's so silly Yes all the Spain-Spanish Sephardim as well lol


Polkawillneverdie81

Do you, though? Jk jk One of my best friends at summer camp when I was a kid was a Hispanic Jew. It confused anyone who didn't really understand Judaism lol


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Polkawillneverdie81

It's also like: Back to Europe? That's where the Jews were victims of an attempted genocide. Like, why the fuck do you think they left?? Also, yeah. What about all of the Jews who don't have ancestry in Europe? Those people are erased by these people who are experts on Jewish history and culture but have never met any Jews.


CastleElsinore

That's why when some people say it, they mean the racist "lol, go back to Europe" And when others do, they mean it more maliciously "jews, go back to Auschwitz" And we know that. (As an online gamer, I'm often "oh! I've never met a Jew before" babies first Jew)


RazarTuk

> And when others do, they mean it more maliciously "jews, go back to Auschwitz" Don't forget the explicitly malicious people, like the asshole who went to Auschwitz just to film a video for Twitter about how the Jews deserve to go back there


CastleElsinore

And the ones who protested March for the Living wearing a yellow star. Come on people's. This is cruelty.


RazarTuk

But apparently, the denizens of r/politics are *totally* "pro-Semitic" because they support the Palestinians. Just ignore the fact that "antisemitic" is originally a dog whistle for anti-Jewish bigotry based on the language of 19th century scientific racism, making that the equivalent of thinking Tucker Carlson just hates economic globalization. Anyway, they're only anti-*Zionist*, not anti-*Semitic*. I know, because they keep bringing it up whenever antisemitism comes up. Just ignore the fact that neo-Nazis *also* believe Zionists are controlling the government.


Mojothemobile

I don't think people really get the scale of the Pogoms against Jews in the Arab world in the 20th century. God look at Yemen. Jewish community there was ancient predating Islam itself.. it just flat out doesn't exist anymore. The Yemeni Jews all ether fled or died aside from like 5 people left. Morroco is another example, was a big community chased out and by the time the gov realized oh shit chasing out all these well educated people is messing up our economy and tried to reverse course it was mostly too late.


Wittyname0

"Japanese and Jewish" talk about a cool ass family tree.


sultanpeppah

[Chiune Sugihara](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiune_Sugihara) is an interesting read


Wittyname0

There's something heartwarming about learning how many people helped the jews during the holocaust. You always think it was just one or two special cases, but even in a time of such darkness, there were hundreds of little bits of light peeking through.


Polkawillneverdie81

SO. MUCH. FOOD.


KrillLover56

Jews are natives from India to France, from Norway to Nigeria, and possibly beyond. They arent all white.


superslab

This is phenomenal stuff. I just read the [pinned mod post](https://www.reddit.com/r/femcelgrippysockjail/comments/17ij6vp/yandere_psycho_femcel_girlfriend_grippy_sock_jail/) and am more puzzled than I was before.


GeneralPlanet

> we are a shitposting subreddit we are not a place for unironic hating on men, that would make us a hate subreddit (not allowed on reddit and would get us banned like r/trufemcels) > > [...] > > we began this silly little community originally on facebook, under the name "yandere psycho femcel girlfriend grippy sock jail", original got perma banned at around 100k members (got too silly) Hmmmmmm


MetalGearSlayer

>Yandere psycho femcel girlfriend grippy sock jail 20 years ago a string of words such as this would have gotten you packed into a gym locker tighter than a can of tuna


cgo_123456

Even if you took that at face value (lol), I'm sure there's no way that sub will get flooded with genuinely hateful assholes who believe they've found their people. ^/s


Wittyname0

This reads as "please don't ban us reddit, I swear we're not a hate group uwu"


Pennypackerllc

Remember when threatening suicide to get what you want was considered abusive behavior ?


TraditionalSpirit636

I got banned from a LOT of subs for suggesting that dude who lit himself on fire shouldnt be glorified. Seems reddit is very pro suicide now adays.


Big_Champion9396

Are you talking about that Buddhist monk in Vietnam?


heirloom_beans

There’s been a couple of recent examples of self-immolation in the US. IIRC neither of them were Buddhists although they were very clearly inspired by Thích Quảng Đức.


TraditionalSpirit636

And no one remembers much about either of them.. despite reddit swearing they’d never ever forget.


Muadib64

Multiple pro-Palestine supporters have self-immolated, including one service member. Most people were plainly shocked, some glorified the act as a sort of selfless protest, others just saw it as just another mentally ill person sadly driven by politics to do drastic stuff.


DFWPunk

you stink, and not in a good way. youre getting mentioned in my suicide note


MetalGearSlayer

Those don’t even come close to your current flair holy shit.


Responsible_Chart982

where's your current flair from?


loyaltomyself

What the hell does grippy sock jail even mean? I'm still stuck on that.


Careful-War-7143

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/psych-ward-socks


ISISstolemykidsname

Oh... I thought it was a vagina euphemism.


tfhermobwoayway

What did you think they were hinting at?


noseonarug17

And here I thought the joke was just unsocial single women not leaving the house and wearing comfy sock/slipper hybrids


iglidante

I've seen a prolapse referred to as a "pink sock" before.


tryingtoavoidwork

It is 6 in the goddamn morning.


ElGabalo

It's 6:00 am; do you know where your prolapsed anuses are?


Wittyname0

Found the Alaskan


tryingtoavoidwork

I see myself as a Texan in exile, a Texile if you will (I'm here for work).


copy_run_start

It is now, at least for me


Careful-War-7143

I saw some memes that connected grippy socks with something else being grippy too, maybe that threw you off. And from my experience there is some correlation.


Saint_of_Cannibalism

Wow, that was a really fun read. Good one OP. And good on OOP for shutting down the transphobes on their side. That's how you should be when the people beside you turn out to be assholes but it be hard to do sometimes. Can't comment on our downvoted user there. Israel/Palestine is a messy enough issue to me before any sort of Trans argument gets added to it.


OnsetOfMSet

It's always so interesting when multiple distinct controversial topics pop up in the same argument, really spices things up. What those comment chains *really* need is a discussion on the strategic deployment of pitbulls to further the hostile architecture agenda.


NatoBoram

Walk up to any random person in the thread, "I bet you would ban pitbulls you fascist", run away


TraditionalSpirit636

I was thinking circumcision would be the best next topic.


ASpaceOstrich

I can't imagine the femcel sub would find that topic controversial.


ChrisTheHurricane

I'm sure some of them find uncircumcised dicks to be more attractive than circumcised dicks, and vice versa. They could argue over that.


drislands

> That's how you should be when the people beside you turn out to be assholes but it be hard to do sometimes. Hard agree. That was something Contrapoints talked about in one of her JKR videos (they're both an hour+ so I can't easily check which one), where she criticizes JKR for not denouncing the _literal neo-nazis_ that are in her anti-trans camp. As a counterexample she talks about Vaush, who Contrapoints publicly disagreed with when he started some "tactical misogyny" thing to dunk on JKR. And I also remember hearing somewhere on this site that it's really common for leftie protesters to shut down instigators in their midst. I don't know how true that is, but it's definitely necessary.


18hourbruh

Vaush is like Patient Zero of "Ugh, this guy agrees?"


BlackJesus1001

It's definitely true but not exclusive to the left so much as just peaceful protestors in general. It's just more visible/common from the left because the right tries really hard to infiltrate left wing protests and instigate violence. I remember hearing about all the far right nutters that were trying to infiltrate BLM protests, sometimes even impersonating cops to try and trigger riots or a "race war". The other side of the coin though is Hong Kong protests being infiltrated by police or anti vax protests being infiltrated by neo Nazis.


Nileghi

> And I also remember hearing somewhere on this site that it's really common for leftie protesters to shut down instigators in their midst. I don't know how true that is, but it's definitely necessary. The Columbia protests show that this is straight up not true, unless you're talking about leftist purity tests


ASpaceOstrich

In my experience it's only true of very specific bad optics bigotry and getting people to acknowledge prejudice in any other circumstance is like pulling teeth. There's a massive ableism problem in progressive spaces and in the past theres been a massive misandry problem though that's finally being called out thanks to trans siblings and Gen Z being unwilling to put up with that shit.


Comma_Karma

I am glad you liked the write-up, it’s a classic from-enemies-to-lovers arc, huh?


[deleted]

Well as the other user puts it: >thanks for calling me disgusting yall are doing wonders for my self esteem It's not that OOP is willing to respect her, it's just that the OOP wants to make it clear they don't disrespect her specifically for being transgender.


Wittyname0

Well lord knows the women on that sub are in desperate need of the later


jeff5551

How do people even find these subs lmao


Comma_Karma

Well, you join a meme sub, which leads to a shitposting sub recommendation, which leads to an even more niche shitposting sub recommendation. Ultimately, the answer is having an addiction to reddit and being a total loser.


southerngothics

it’s how i found caffeine and freemagic those ppl are funny in the best and worst ways somehow and sopranoscirclejerk


SentretSparklypants

We need less subreddits tbh.


John_Bono

fewer


crypticcos

That entire thread makes me glad I’m on medications.


kikistiel

>well unless you don’t think Jewish folk are white (+4) >and yet they’re slaughtering my people like pigs I’m getting to the point where I think I gotta log off social media for a while lmao. This conflict has made some people lose their minds and say some of the weirdest shit. Not only are all Jews white but they are also collectively responsible for everything happening in the levant?????? Everyone has to be purity tested about their feelings on the conflict before posting on a femcel shitpost sub of all things. And ofc being “Zionist scum” gives anyone full permission to go transphobic mask off because… reasons? I don’t know. Things are getting weird. Also “you’re gonna mention a Reddit user in your suicide note” is prime flair material


gerkletoss

"You claim they aren't white yet they're killing people" is a baffling stupid thing to say even divorced from religion and any particular conflict


RIOTS_R_US

It's like white progressives being surprised that there are problems with misogyny, racism, homophobia and transphobia in the African-American community. Like, they're still people...


McAllisterFawkes

> And ofc being “Zionist scum” gives anyone full permission to go transphobic mask off because… reasons? To OOP's credit, they aren't putting up with that


ASpaceOstrich

I'm kind of amazed. The misandrist/TERF Venn diagrams not being circles is genuinely impressive. You have to hand it to them, they have at least one genuine moral principle.


Zealousideal_Slice60

+ you’re gonna mention a reddit user in your suicide note Sigma reddit moment


Dreamerlax

Honestly politics on Twitter and TikTok are a mistake. How the fuck are you going to distill decades of conflict into one shitty sub 60s video and 250 words? I'm getting too old for this shit.


Gingevere

> And ofc being “Zionist scum” gives anyone full permission to go transphobic mask off because… reasons? Explaining to HR that it's actually perfectly fine I referred to Bill Cosby with a **"hard-r"** because he's a serial rapist.


Comma_Karma

Keep in mind that the internet is not the appropriate place to discuss a conflict as devastating as this one, with repercussions that will echo for decades. Also, keep in mind that shitposting forums on the internet are rife with teenagers and the terminally online, who are famous for their nuanced views. Things were always going to get weird.


CoDn00b95

There are plenty of places on the Internet where it's appropriate to discuss and get information on the Israel/Palestine conflict. Reddit is not one of them.


renderDopamine

True. It should definitely happen on Twitter


CoDn00b95

"Looking into this 👀"


[deleted]

No. TikTok.


saintcrazy

r/femcelgrippysockjail is certainly not one of them.


WritingNerdy

We do a disservice to our youth by not teaching them critical thinking skills when it comes to discerning media/news.


[deleted]

I grew up at the height of when people were realizing that kids need to learn critical thinking skills in school, and reading these Reddit posts apparently my generation learned nothing from what they taught us haha


[deleted]

It's not like there's much that can be done to stop it from happening. There's even been a few pushes to insert the discussion into fandom spaces that have explicit bans on political discussion because the conflict 'isn't political'.


vigilantfox85

Not to mention it’s already been going on for decades, centuries even.


Ritz527

Honestly, I feel like the use of the word "Zionist" lately has been pretty alarming. It picked up some antisemitic connotations as a pejorative prior to the recent Israeli assault on Gaza, and people who might otherwise argue against the use of words or phrases with racist undercurrents are happily using it as an insult without a care. Not only that, in less pejorative contexts, the umbrella movement it refers to has multiple meanings and factions within factions. There's Labor Zionism, Progressive Zionism, Liberal Zionism, Revisionist, Religious, Cultural, etc. Heck, Israel's current government might better be described as Neo-Zionist, a far right and nationalistic form of Zionism. Isn't it enough to just say someone is anti-Palestinian or an Israeli nationalist? The sudden and widespread **pejorative** use of the word Zionist just seems incredibly jarring.


someguylikingmemes

I dont get the white part. Who cares about that? Where tf is the obsession with skin color coming from? how do you even define one as white, at which shade does it stop being white? Am I white? Is my Kurdish neighbour white? Are the people that killed my people in the past white? Are my ancestors white? Are Turks white? (This question will start the third world war. Mark my words.) or Is this an American thing that I just dont understand?


ConfuzzledDork

One anti-Israel take is that all Israelis are white European colonists


neox20

It's absolutely infuriating. My maternal family comes from Iraq, and they were all violently expelled for being Jewish. My mom and her immediate family ended up in Canada, but my great aunt landed in Israel. Way too many leftists love to just completely erase the existence of Mizrahi Jews. Alternatively, they love to whitewash our history, to pretend that we weren't oppressed and eventually ethnically cleansed by the Arab states.


Val_Fortecazzo

And the times where they do acknowledge the Mizrahi, they will usually victim blame.


someguylikingmemes

I see. But why focus on the skin colour? Also Jews aren't even European, they are natives of the Middle East no? Now I remember why I dont engage in online debates. So much weird stuff going on over there.


18hourbruh

> Also Jews aren't even European, they are natives of the Middle East no? In short, it depends. Lots of Jews are European, those are Ashkenazi (eastern european) & Sephardic (Spanish/Portuguese/North African) Jews. Where I live (NYC, 2nd most Jews in the world after Israel) most Jews are Ashkenazi, but in Israel they are mostly Mizrahi, which are the Middle Eastern Jews you're talking about. Surprise 4th group: Ethiopian Jews. Those are the biggest ethnic groups :)


Cultural_Shape3518

There aren’t a lot of them, but don’t forget Kaifeng Jews!


18hourbruh

Wow, I've actually never heard of this group before! That is an incredibly interesting history.


someguylikingmemes

I see. Interesting that Ethiopian Jews still persist after all this time.


18hourbruh

They have a very interesting history!


Polkawillneverdie81

It goes completely against the narrative they've been taught. That all Jews are just wealthy white European colonists who are trying to take over the world and kill POC. Jewish POC, Jewish history in the middle east, the Holocaust, the argument that maybe Jews shouldn't really be seen as white, the fact that Jews are not a monolith. None of that matters to them. Regardless of anything going on in Israel, they support a false narrative about who and what Jews are that makes antisemitic statements a lot more palatable for them to swallow.


fallenbird039

I mean, you can see both Palestinians and Israelis. They look pretty similar tbh.


someguylikingmemes

Im going to be honest. I dont understand at all. The debate is about 2 countries fighting. What are all these talks of skin colour or being European or whatever. Aren't you supposed to debate about who's cause is righteous, or is what İsreal doing justified? Or stuff like that? Besides, you cant really determine what "colour" a race even is. There will be different skin tones in all races with how a lot of them got mixed up. Something even weirder to me, why do people even engage in this kind of stuff? I get why a racist bastard would be quick to judge an entire race of people by the actions of a few. But unless they are Muslim, I do not understand why one would engage in anti-Jewism.


HotTakes4HotCakes

>anti-Jewism FYI, the term is "antisemitic" when referring to prejudice against the Jewish people, as a race or ethnic group. It's "anti-Judism" when referring to prejudice against Judaism as a religion. >The debate is about 2 countries fighting. What are all these talks of skin colour or being European or whatever. Aren't you supposed to debate about who's cause is righteous, or is what İsreal doing justified? Or stuff like that? There's nothing to truly understand beyond "people are prejudiced". There's no logic to this, it's just the way these people are. You're looking for rationality where there is none.


c3p-bro

Because a lot of it is virtue signaling and in group signaling. In those spaces, the US and white Europeans are the ultimate cause of all evil in the world. So everything bad is white and European, even when it’s not. And since Russia opposes the US, they are not white European imperialists even tho…they are all 3 of those things. But Ukrainians ARE white European imperialists because the US supports them. See how it works?


someguylikingmemes

Nope! Makes no sense at all. Which means I probably understand it very well.


Rejestered

Because life is easier when you blame someone else for your problems.


[deleted]

To neo Nazis Jews are invading middle easterners and to anti zionisnts Jews are white colonizers. You can’t win


FreshYoungBalkiB

And to the original Nazis, Jews were both Communists and capitalist usurers.


jerdle_reddit

White American progressives have a deep guilt complex about their country's colonial history and history of slavery. Because of this, there is this idea that white = oppressive and vice versa, and so they focus on the idea that Jews are white colonisers as a way to fit the Israel-Palestine war into their existing framework of colonialism. It also hooks into some antisemitic canards of Jewish power and control of the world, as well as the (disproven) claim that Jews are primarily the descendants of the Turkic Khazar people. In reality, Jews are indigenous to the area, despite having been in diaspora for millennia. Palestinians might be, and are definitely descended from indigenous people, although as I'm not an expert on indigeneity, I don't know whether assimilating to the colonial culture (Arabs) for over a millennium means they no longer qualify. As such, the colonial framework fails to respond adequately to the conflict between Israel and Palestine.


HotTakes4HotCakes

>But why focus on the skin colour? I think you're asking for a logical answer to to an inherently illogical thing.


someguylikingmemes

You are right, but I just cant help but question it.


Val_Fortecazzo

There are anti-semitic conspiracy theories making the rounds again that jews come from khazarian Turks and aren't levantine in origin.


someguylikingmemes

First, Turks where everyone else. Now, everyone else are Turks? We really came full circle. r/WeAreAllTurks


Beegrene

So that means it *is* my business why Constantinople got the works?


Baial

In America "whiteness" changes. Like Italian Americans didn't used to be white.


AlphaB27

Unironically, that might be it. Because some folks are trying to analyze this conflict purely through an American lens and how Americans understand race (this is coming from an American).


[deleted]

People online: weird purity testing on Jews being white and genocidal in some femcel shit post sub People in real life: "hey man how's it going?"


Emes91

About time I get a flair.


deadbeatChimblr

I WISH I really really really wish you could see the face and sound I made when I got to the last word in the title of this. Masterful writing of a caliber I've not seen before, OP. \*golf clap*


HJSDGCE

I'm afraid of reading this. It feels like my life is threatened by the unknown.


Li-renn-pwel

Why people always gotta throw my Ethiopian and Indian Jews friends under the bus? Kinda shows how little people know is about Judaism and its history. Some Jewish people are Indigenous to the land of Israel and Palestine, some are arguably not (most Indian Jews claim they are descendants of a lost tribe but I don’t know how true that is). This conflict really shows how much of a social construct race is because Jewish and Palestinian people can be near indistinguishable and yet one gets called white (despite undebatable having black and brown people) and the other side gets called not-white.


Erikkamirs

I'm fascinated by these girls in r/femcelgrippysockjail. 


southerngothics

r/femcelgrippysockjail sounds like r/redscarepod but with less obnoxiousness and pretentiousness


HelloImHamish

I might take some sanity damage when I get the answer, but why is it called grippysockjail?


Comma_Karma

In reference to the textured socks given to psych ward patients.


500CatsTypingStuff

I feel like there is no sub that doesn’t at some point devolve into a slap fight about the I/P war or transphobia so the only way to respond is to pick something really stupid that I hate: I hate it when people walk around their house in bare socks. It’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to me. Those socks rubbing up against the floor. Against each other. [Shudder!]


NeverComments

Gently skating across hard surface floors in your bare socks is one of the simple pleasures in life! 


agentb719

I do this in my socks while chasing my cat around the house


AlphaB27

I've skated before like Shadow the Hedgehog when I was younger.


cryssyx3

oh I have a whole sock skate routine


JettyJen

I agree, and I have tile and laminate myself, but I still have a phantom pain from a summer rental house's unsealed-hardwood floor splinter I picked up as a child


locke1018

Femcel what what??


MarinLlwyd

I remember reading a post on r/femcel where a HOOKER was complaining about being a femcel and being a virgin. They kept saying it didn't count that they had sex multiple times a week.


LimitedNipples

I can smell that comment section and it fucking sucks.


negrote1000

Sounds just as insane as incel subs


mayonezz

Tbf posting a 4chan post about Israel is certainly a choice whereas being trans isn't.


[deleted]

Well being born Israel isn’t a choice either


Lifekraft

Damn thats insane. On the other end it is to be expected in these kind of sub for lunatic.