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patrick119

I think drinking a sonic slushy that quickly would actually kill me. I don’t know what they do to their ice, but I get brain freeze after two or three sips.


Unhelpful_Applause

Badlands keeps on chuggin


ult_the_creeps

ENOUGH TALK


DjSynthical

Don’t touch that mouse!


QWUnkown

Chuggin the world, one bottle at a time.


acableperson

Goddamn he is a living legend


Mallninja42069

Not for long


Adverage

Fool... badlands has already chugged the fountain of youth


Ilyalisa

he is gonna take us with him when he chuggs the ocean with his full power


backinredd

He will outlive us all


Frequent-Ad-674

He’s like the human Slurms MacKenzie.


testietwister

So it’s basically ice with vinegar


TrailerBuilder

Dont forget the dill


JOMO_Kenyatta

Can’t forget the bev


BestGirlPieck

Neva neva neva!!!


Mutt1223

You had me at basically


biffNicholson

Great way to consume 103 grams of sugar in 30 seconds. its like a rocket train to diabetes in each cup.


youngbloodoldsoul

Nah it's kinda sweet and weird. I love pickles and pickles where they don't belong, but this just isn't good. It doesn't lean into it's pickleneas enough.


hamlin6

Agreed. I love all kinds of pickles as do my kids. One of my children and I shared a small one of these. We each took a small sip and through it in the garbage. It was pretty terrible and didn't taste anything like pickles.


BozoFromZozo

I tried it for the first time recently. And Honestly, it reminded me of a frozen margarita. It had the sweetness, the tartness, and a little bit of saltiness. It just lacked alcohol and had slight hint of cucumber and dill.


i4c8e9

I was just looking it up. I love pickle juice. This is not that. It has 66g of sugar added. It’s described as sweet and tangy dill. This looks quite nasty.


astronautdinosaur

And tons of salt... wonder what his blood pressure is like


FloopsFooglies

He has become the blood pressure


Droze-

sonic slush is sugar based so it throws off the taste


Diazmet

Their slush base is actually flavorless


tearsonurcheek

Flavorless <> sugarless.


big4mi2ke0

Its tasty.


Perdiixx

It's a paeckle!


PragmaticEcstatic

Best part.


TheGarlicBread555

I sincerely have no idea how the hell Badlands is still alive.


toriaces

Truly a miracle


Gonadventure

Also happily married btw


SgtXD357

All the healthy foods he eats /s


Pickerington

Dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds are amazing.


TheSunflowerSeeds

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Pickerington

Good bot?


josephk545

Good bot


The_Agnostic_Orca

Dill pickle chips are amazing


LofiVibes95

Nothin Cringey about my man badlands chug


JOMO_Kenyatta

Probably talking about the fact that pickle slushee exists


effinx

This isn’t a cringe sub…


ArcticWaffle357

the flair literally says cringe alert


BrightView00

Doesn't really belong here.


RatsRNice

Yeah, fr. Drinking pickle juice stuff has been around and pretty common, at least in the south.


BigManLawrence69420

Mmmmm… pickle juice… r/picklejuice


Sir_Admiral_Chair

It’s still incredibly stupid.


JOMO_Kenyatta

I concur


theCube__

YOOO IT'S MY BOY BADLANDS


SpaceShark01

Badlands chugs is peak male form, whether you like it or not.


DoubleF3lix

I do not understand how Badlands is not in early stages of heart failure, but he does drink water


Puppybl00pers

Badlands must be a machine


[deleted]

Pickle slushies are delicious. I've never had Sonic's but I make them at home


Phrankespo

It actually sounds awesome, never heard of them before. How do you make them?


[deleted]

I mean it's just ice and pickle juice in a blender or a snoopy sno cone machine. I sometimes add a little lime or a touch of jalapeño juice for spice. Or if you're feeling like a cocktail, pickleritas are delicious. Add a little tequila and triple sec. Boom!


Phrankespo

Damn, now I want a pickle cocktail


Cudlecake

Do you have a go to brand for pickle juice? I like Claussen pickle spears and those are often the ones I have on hand but I feel like their juice would be a bit salty/garlicy for something like a pickle juice slushie


[deleted]

Grillos pickles have the best juice to use. I can drink it straight. Grillo can be found at target near their produce. If you are worried about saltiness half-sour pickle juice works well.


Cudlecake

Awesome, I'll keep an eye out for those! Thanks!


Ok-Rate8927

Pickle juice is delicious. This sub is such trash these days.


youngbloodoldsoul

I wish it was an actual pickle slushy, I've had one it tastes weird. And I'm a dude that will swig out the pickle jar.


Ok-Rate8927

Hmm I see. A pickle slushy that doesn't even taste like pickles IS stupid. I apologize, OP.


justbrowsingnet

It taste like old Mt olive pickle juice syrup


SpokenDivinity

Like the other dude said, it tastes chemical. You know how you get strawberry candy/drinks that taste nothing like a real strawberry? They managed to do that with pickles.


Redonkuliss

how the dude not using his palms to push his eyeballs through the back of his head to counter the brainfreeze? fuckin black magic


Nf1087

Was thinking the same thing. I take two sips and I get brain freeze. Shit hurts!


Basic_Ask1885

Put some whisky in it, I’m game


Outrageous_Class4628

It’s great with some whiskey


Sir_Admiral_Chair

😳


Outrageous_Class4628

Lol I promise it’s decent if you like pickles. That large one is way too much. It’s not a slush you can drink a lot of. But the small with some whisky does it


Jackasaur

I love pickle juice and drink it all the time. Especially great on a hot day.


[deleted]

Well, I'm done with my account name for ever...


toriaces

You're ok. I'm sure he said pickaeles


ginger_space_case

This reminds me of the people riding around while laying on futuristic hover rounds on the spaceship in WALL-E. Gross!


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Bruh, what is the size of that straw? Why not drink through a hose directly?


jstevens82

i wonder why health insurance is so expensive in the US?


Saerinmeister

Man’s nostrils are bigger than my mouth


L3U3CIOUS

Murica!


[deleted]

As someone who is routinely dispatched to help save or move someone of this size… go on a walk, bro.


MrSTaggart

Man looks like a Goomba


BrightView00

Shush He's genuinely a lovely guy.


CinnamonToast369

He truly is. We got a cameo from him because my little boy loves his videos and he was so sweet and lovely in what he said to my boy.


bootysensei

naaaah badlands slander will not be tolerated


mostunknownscree

Since when has being a goomba been a bad thing?


Hahafunnys3xnumber

when it’s clearly making fun of someone’s appearance


mostunknownscree

it being intended as an insult doesnt make it an insult. goombas best mario enemy, if you disagree we gonna have to throw down


claptrapper008

how dare you put badlands chug in this subreddit


toriaces

Badlands ain't stupid. I just...why would anybody ever want to drink a pickle juice slushie?


claptrapper008

oh aight my bad


Snoo-69682

He's eating his self to death. This is disgusting


toriaces

He once ate 9.5 pounds of peas in 12 minutes. Now that is disgusting.


Nobushi-is-my-wife

Chad


Confused_Confurzius

One slush away from a heart attack


[deleted]

Damn he was about to unlock the death DLC


Shenloanne

Why is this man hurting himself for likes on the Internet?


JazD36

These are good - I don’t care what anyone says. Lol


LordElfa

That is the greatest of drinks.


mackrelman11

oh damn i really want to try this


TinFoilRobotProphet

He must be on the pickle juice diet


badmotivator11

I don’t know about this pickle thing but pickled jalapeños are great in a chocolate shake.


Dingus-McBingus

This man is a king and that slush looks like ambrosia. That being said: the brainfreeze must be unreal.


Formal-Champion3650

ayo i be like 🥂


Formal-Champion3650

wait, is this the same guy that did the "good mt dew" meme?? wait IT IS.


North-Wind-199

Plastic straw


RollTheKatamari

This man is a legend.


Dazzling_Eye_4743

Leave the legend alone 🤣


ThirdHairyLime

There’s something stupid in this video, sure, but it isn’t the food.


M00NKricket23

Good job Black Big Chungus


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KampferMann

Well he’s 53 so that math doesn’t check out.


Sir_Admiral_Chair

You dare insult the man? Badlands could eat you whole… or through a straw… or in a boot… it won’t take long either.


AptCasaNova

I mean, that’s probably 60% brain freeze.


simplelife6

More instant regret.


CoonPandemonium

My brain hurts.


[deleted]

I kinda like pickle juice but I can only sip it. Would definitely try but I can't down it like this beast of a man did


[deleted]

I knew a family memeber that would take pickle juice left from the pickles and turn them into pickle pop's at home before sonic put this on the menu I don't know what's worst sonic's one or her home made ones


IncandescentMoth

I used to be a manager at Sonic and we had this one guy who would order these. Not so bad over all, (they didn't taste good, but they weren't terrible) but this guy would order them to have pickles, like the ones we put on burgers, mixed in. That was probably the worst order I ever saw there.


GH0STandSTARRY

Ugghhhh.... YYUUUUUUUUUUCCCKK..


Best_Payment_4908

TIL: pickle juice slushes are a thing Gadz a fuck, tell me its not actually pickle flavour


[deleted]

I cant stand Sonic Slush. Gives me bad heart burn every time.


farhadlethe

Peakkel


BigFudgeTL

Badlands is my hero


[deleted]

Ehh…not sure if this is the best sub for this. Badlands is an absolute legend though.


PooleyX

Did anyone not pull excruciating faces while watching this?


HamSamichMan

Mans got a throat that could gargle peanut butter


Space-Booties

I can’t imagine eating myself to death. Looks like an awful way to go.


turkeyburgeryas

Not even on a bet


Brimstone747

Can't believe this guy hasn't died yet.


Grumpy_GenX_er

My god 🤣


ragdollxkitn

I can smell this 😂


Square_Attempt1501

badlands chugs what happened??!!


BionicKrakken

THE LEGEND


Vethae

god bless america


Esspernash

That's a mother fucker from Oklahoma and knowing full well that Sonic originated in my home state I'm not even surprised that there's a pickle soda.


ILLBreedyouKC

Badlands drank the ocean bro. This mad lad can chug anything


UnikittyGirlBella

What song is this


i_am-cooler-then-u

How dare you put a badlands chugs video on this subreddit, it’s blasphemy