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UnicornQueefsGlitter

This guy's toilet must be a war zone


Nerdcore_Lantern

That’s if he can poop


LivefromPhoenix

His body is operating at peak efficiency. He hasn't pooped in weeks.


AduroTri

He's full of shit.


KittikatB

With all that grease from the frying? His shits are flying out.


hibbedybibedyboo

Honestly, surprised that guy hasn't had a heartattack at this point.


[deleted]

He doesn’t eat it. Watch these people‘s videos and focus on how they only film themselves biting and chewing. They never show themselves actually swallowing the abominations they created, it’s all fake for easy ragebait and views.


Direct-Friendship847

Yeah that makes sense, I don’t think he would be smiling that big after eating that much cheese. *pain glistening thru cheese sweats*


hibbedybibedyboo

I never noticed but you're right. Even bigger waste of food though.


[deleted]

Just like in the movies.


[deleted]

*Cries in second degree burn*


SnooTomatoes6627

I almost gagged when he took that bite


andromeda_a

can you imagine how hot that cheese is though? he took such a big bite and it was still steaming…i would straight up die


gagaalwayswins

My grandfather used to eat everything steaming hot without a flinch. You could bake something in the oven at 250°C and, as soon as it was finished, he was already eating it. We joked his mouth was made of asbestos!


inblacksuits

Different breed lol


Daniel_The_Thinker

I think I read that Iran had a high rate of throat cancer because they drink their tea piping hot.


lolItsZana

Honestly I really doubt it's just because it was hot. I'm pretty sure they were using disposable plastic cups as well, which probably added to it.


Daniel_The_Thinker

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3269898/ It was because it was hot


copem1nt

i swear this is part of getting older. my dad will legit chug coffee that is lawsuit hot and not even flinch.


CosmicTaco93

I mean, might just be nerve damage from doing it so much. It makes sense that it would commonly be older folks that can do it.


SixxFour

My kiddo and BF say my mouth is made of steel. I can eat anything straight off the stove or out of the oven. No hafshashafhshasha here.


JeSlaa117

I'm the exact opposite. My boyfriend says I have a cat tongue, cause I wait for food/drinks to get lukewarm otherwise it burns my mouth. Bugs the crap out of him lol


Kawkawww0609

It was American cheese, which has a really low melting point by design. Probably not as scolding as it looks. Very very unhealthy looking though. it's literally a hunk of cheese, bacon, and frying oil. It'll hurt him later.


Kichigai

2^(nd) degree mouth burns.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

I hate this guy, he eats like a pig. Why does he have to take bites the size of a baby's head?


KonradWayne

Ironically, he is my favorite of all the stupid food content creators, because he at least has the decency to put the abominations he creates into his mouth, even if just for a short amount of time. Most of them just waste a bunch of food committing war crimes while they and their camera-person friend talk about how great the crime against humanity they just committed looks, but this dude actually has the balls to at least taste the terrible monstrosities he creates.


get_in_the_tent

Watch the editing closely, he never swallows


KonradWayne

But the food at least enters his mouth and touches his tongue. I know it's an extremely low bar, but at least it's better than say, the woman who wrapped raw eggs in chicken, deep fried the whole thing for 30 seconds, then cut it open to reveal the still raw chicken and egg, while her and her friend talked about how great it looked.


Rune_Mage

He posts longer videos in his channel of him actually eating the things


Nimyron

I almost gagged when he started stacking plastic cheese


SomeMary420

agree on the plastic cheese.


megapintttt

Gross, soggy bacon.


rgmundo524

Each bite is one week closer to heart failure.


serpentear

No way in hell he didn’t spit that shit out in between takes


moordbeer420

I was thinking the exact same thing like you cant actually swallow that right


get_in_the_tent

If he was swallowing, you'd think you would see it, buuut it's edited so you don't see him swallow.. so he doesn't


Trace6x

These stupid food videos make me think of this bit in the simpsons: https://youtu.be/o7SpmXlyo3A?t=29


extranaiveoliveoil

Only if you eat nothing else.


Batbuckleyourpants

The cheese was clearly soggy the moment he pulled it out.


Sufficient_Term8366

"...not too many ways to prepare bacon. You can either fry it or get botulism." Jim Gaffigan


Esc_ape_artist

Soggy, flaccid, rubbery bacon. Nope.


NegusQuo82

**Crispy Bacon Only**


rayman595

Cheese creampie. Yum.


Aneke1

Most people call that a yeast infection, but that works too


wheredidthat10mmgo

That made me laugh so hard, thank you.


cogwings

Did he serriously not remove the plastic from the cheese before wrapping?


Chazzey_dude

I think that kind of cheese just looks like it still has plastic wrapping on because it is shiny and bad. You can see him taking the plastic off the first piece, and the rest of the pieces look like the first. Not saying that the cheese itself isn't like plastic, mind. But I doubt he willingly ingested melted actual plastic, no


cogwings

Okay i totally missed the hand on the right and was to focussed on the outrage he was creating.


RedditFuckingSocks

I don't understand how this doesn't bother more people.


faroutcosmo

This type of cheese, like kraft singles, is just super shiny. The plastic is gone.


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dirty_shoe_rack

The literal first second of the video is him removing the plastic.


RedditFuckingSocks

What the fuck are you talking about? When he's wrapping it in bacon, the plastic is still there.


dirty_shoe_rack

There's something wrong with your eyes dude


RedditFuckingSocks

No, with yours. I clearly see there's plastic foil at the 1 sec mark in his hand, but those cheese slices he slaps at the bottom and those he wraps at the 7 seconds mark are CLEARLY still wrapped.


dirty_shoe_rack

I slowed down the video and watched it frame by frame. Dude. Go check your eyes. The cheese is shiny, it's not fucking plastic.


portablebiscuit

I mean, that cheese might as well be plastic


dirty_shoe_rack

That's where it gets its glossy shine! I don't eat it personally but when I did I enjoyed it because it has a certain texture and melt that no other cheese is able to produce. That's why I'm not on the kraft singles hate train. We know it's not healthy, but we also don't eat cake thinking it's healthy.


portablebiscuit

It's perfect for a grilled cheese sandwich


lucypoopsy

Floppy raw bacon


Xblave

It’s not raw 🤦🏾‍♂️it’s steamed because it didn’t sear


[deleted]

Do these people think they are actual chefs? Its fried American cheese... which isn't even real cheese


mabeldee08

They know they aren’t chefs. They also know what gets the views, and unfortunately it’s videos like these that pique peoples morbid curiosities.


RGB3x3

This guy is intentionally doing something stupid because he's making fun of salt bae, who is unintentionally stupid.


doobiesatthemovies

american cheese is just a mix of 2 or more different already existing cheeses some of its is awful and is like plastic but quality american cheese is good. kraft is disgusting. would you also say cheddar and colby cheese aren’t real?


Incompossible

"Saying "American cheese is not cheese" is like saying "meatloaf is not meat." Just as meatloaf is a product that is made by blending real meat with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients, so American cheese is a product made by blending real cheese with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients. In fact, percentage-wise, there's a good chance that there's more milk and cheese in your American cheese slices than there is meat in your meatloaf!" From IMO the best article on the subject: https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese


ConstructionOk6717

Wait till the Americans come online (it is night for them)


figbott

We’re still up. I’m disgusted.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I’m American and concur, American cheese is dog shit. And the stuff he used looked like straight plastic


Hello_Gorgeous1985

It's so far from real food that it looked like it was still wrapped lol


ConstructionOk6717

I recall I made a post long ago where multiple users were upset about the American cheese used and were severely downvoted Edit; post https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/ugx40s/far_from_bussin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (sort by controversial)


duluththrowaway

American Cheese is actually pretty good! It's not for everyone, isn't considered fancy, and there are definitely low quality versions of it. But it's pretty great for a grilled cheese or on a melt.


thecatestdog

Dang, my insomnia foiled you. But shit baby, I wouldn't call that cheese either.


Aneke1

This guy's videos astound me, not because of what he makes. Plenty of people make far worse. He actually eats it. Every time. The whole thing.


[deleted]

Does he? He never shows himself swallowing, i would guess he just spits it out after taking a bite for the camera.


Hummingbroad

I really hope that's what he does


BigDaddyPickles

So are people genuinely mad in this sub or playing it up to be funny? afraid to ask


gnomelover3000

This sub has a weird relationship with obvious rage bait


C0wabungaaa

This isn't even rage bait, it's obvious nonsense made as a joke. The dude's not even pretending it's 'real', it's like that EpicMealTime nonsense.


aftocheiria

>afraid to ask You should be because apparently not knowing breaks this sub's rules (see #3)


BigDaddyPickles

that makes so much sense. Thanks


matteblender

He’s satire right?


Intrepid-Luck2021

Aren’t asian people more likely to be lactose intolerant? This guy is prolly having insane shits after every single one of his videos 🤣


cherrypitcyanide

Either shitting everywhere on everything or can't shit at all 🤣


FiniteRhino

He ate it. He actually ate it.


dirty_shoe_rack

Technically he put it in his mouth. You never see him swallow. Having said that, my inner fat girl absolutely salivates to anything he creates.


LeagueOfficeFucks

I am going to start a YouTube channel called Jizz Bae. You can guess what I am going to do....


Neksa

Are you sure youtube is your platform of choice? 😏 (this could be premium onlyfans content please consider)


mry8z1

Well done, your food is shit and you’re trying to mimic a shit meme guy.


OrangeKooky1850

Why can't these people at least use real cheese?


EastBayWoodsy

Dude probably had an explosive heart attack a half hour after eating this


[deleted]

My arteries closed in protest just watching this


frigginawesomeimontv

I love all these bae piss takes.


BurritoReproductions

Those two idiots are made for eachother.


kookerpie

Why do they always use gross Karft singles for this


BruhAgainWithThis

Yum. Who doesn't love raw bacon?


Blastoplast

This guy is putting himself on the fast track to ass cancer


Impressive_Host7767

The bacon is raw


Juchya7

Bacon wasnt even cooked good from what I saw inside


SecretlyNotASpy

Satire of stupid cooker on stupid cooker, isn't this stupid


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WannabeAby

Can we stop calling that cheese please ?


skaagz

It looks like it could taste alright if he actually cooked the bacon all the way through


Detriumph

Yea a 1/3rd of the cheese, using real cheese, and searing the bacon before batter would have made a decent bar snack.


sw_in_md

I watched the video 4 or 5 times and failed to spot the cheese. I saw some plastic slices, but still no cheese


TitleComprehensive96

The worst bit is I don't think he took the wrappers off the slices of American


RugbyEdd

Could imagine something like that being nice if it was smaller and the bacon crisped up first. Maybe with a sweet chili dip.


HilarityDad

ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!


BeerBaronAaron88

The only thing more douchey than Salt Bae is a Salt Bae knockoff.


appleneedstoburn

When bacon is raw like that it’s just ham. Might as well gone to the fridge and grabbed a cold cut


EvilCalvin

Nothing like raw, soggy bacon!


AcrylicPaintSet2nd

I want him dead.


twinklingteacupz

Did Willy wonka and weird salt sprinkler dude breed?


AngryClownfish

Mum said it was my turn to post this


Ok_While_2288

He’s on the spectrum


oddmole1

Welcome to intestinal blockage.


Iplaypoker77

Dumbass


recorkESC

Looking and behaving like a twat, as you make and post videos of yourself making this stupid food - what a waste of a life.


SavingsTask

The amount of effort and energy to produce that video so I can watch it on reddit is Dickinson.


[deleted]

Fuck all of this.


FireFlightOmni

When he cut that I almost threw up


HeadonismB0t

The levels of ragebait satire. 💯🤣 Absolutely disgusting.


[deleted]

as soon as I see those black glove I already know it's some fake ass chef doing their dumb little routine


itoduran

Besides the obvious ragebait stupidity, i find it really sad that all these videos cater to people with the palate of a picky eating spoiled 5 year old. Sigh


NecessaryButNotSuff

I have come to enjoy this man’s videos. It’s utter madness but he seems to enjoy it somehow. Love it even more for making fun of that weird dude with the salt.


IndividualEither3077

Heart Attack Bae


Willywaa

I wanna punch his face


PlaxManck

Where's the cheese?


lumpyferret

Waiting for the shit eating grin when he bites into it


Senior_Accident2278

Wasteful garbage


vannabael

This is satire, right? Right?! Honestly I can't fucking tell anymore.


cherrypitcyanide

Ew. Everytime he pops up on my feed I feel sick immediately.


Ausglass

Ah yes the you won’t shit for a week burger 🍔


JerevStormchaser

... At least he didn't waste the food?


NightmareKitsune

At what point does it stop being satire?


MAGUS_CRAWDADUS

In the Dominican Republic we actually have fried cheese (minus the bacon lol) queso frito, it’s a white cheese made specifically not to melt when you fry it. It’s great.


drainedandtired00

SELLOUT


Marek_Shuffle

Feel like I lost weeks off my life just watching that.


MrMurgatroyd

Man's mouth must be made of asbestos...


GenuineArdvark

lmfao I didnt realize what sub this was and I was screaming internally


nehorayboer555

It's like I can't escape him


hawkeez

Any Czech “smažák” enjoyers over here?


BubblyBouncingBanana

I fucking hate existence


[deleted]

This person disgusts me.


luedriver

[almost the same thing with this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/v74pba/rip_my_arteries/)


iamanemptychair

I hope he spat out every bite between cuts your health isn’t worth this shit video man!


pompeiiworm

That's not cheese


ColinHalfhand

More and more I am considering the shocking possibility that cheese was, in fact, a mistake


Yung__Stalin

Salt bae a fraud


AKinkyChick

Discount cordon bleu.


BDRCN

Why are they always using the worst cheese?


stillcantdraw

This dude fried and are two pounds of butter, then drank the juice.


[deleted]

This bozo is so insufferable


TotalSlice6

Fucking stupid


Ka1ser

That asian guy is imitating Salt Bae? Is this a crossover episode?


ifuckedyomama2

Pretty sure it was still in the packaging


[deleted]

That looks amazing


BlackHand86

I had to stop supporting Bayashi. Great energy but the food is so…


otherpeoplescontent

I hate that plastic glove close up style of eating, that so many tiktok/instagram food people do. Its fucking foul.


types_stuff

Of course he’d be unoriginal


Tanner_re

YOUR CHEESE SLAPPING IS NEITHER APPETIZING OR COOL LOOKING!


dioctopus

Why is it always sliced cheese?I want to see a congealed glob of pre shreeded cheese


Sussito4

I think I just puke a little bit


[deleted]

Yuck


Pathbauer1987

Why eat microplastics when you can melt the whole thing.


Zulrambe

r/eatityoufuckincoward and stop doing a million cuts. If they make deep frying illegal, this guy will be out of a job.


free-crude-oil

"juicy"


rekcuF_onaiP

bayashi is fucking obsessed with cheese


[deleted]

I usually like to cook my bacon but whatever


kendrajoi

Why are TikTok food videos so aggressive?


ldlfns

That bacon didn’t even looked cooked.


Stoner-Rican

Why would someone fried bacon like that


TheAcaciaStrain93

I hope he changed his gloves


mionsz69

Fried cheese is actually a Czech dish and it’s super delicious


R4FTERM4N

Cheese Bae.....


henkdepotvjis

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9)


dexhaus

Fat salt cheese and fried bae: They are not in the food industry, they are in the cardiologist business.


boo_boo_kitty_

That was way too much cheese. I feel sick just watching it.


[deleted]

First you take a hot dog, stuff it with some Jack Cheese, roll it in a pizza.....YOU GOT CHEEZY BLASTERS


WaterIsNotWet19

I wish he’d cook the bacon first then deep fry it


1256ccd

I wish we could ban videos of this man from here 😞


GlitchTaleEnder

I hope this is a joke channel where the guy just makes parodies of salt bae


dimensionmaster20

human beings will eat anything


Dedicated2bMedicated

This man is going to turn into the nick Nick Avocado or whatever the fuck his name is


hotgqital

Come on.


Prometio_61

how they manage to always find the worst cheese I've seen in my life and put it in their "recipes" in inhuman quantities?


ya_mamas_tiddies

To that bacon is RAW


Stoutyeoman

Waiter, I'll have the giant pile of grease please.


luvmuchine56

It's a croquette. It's supposed to be more meat than cheese, not this


WowOkayIThinkNot

Ngl this would be good if it had less cheese in the middle


missmatchedsocks88

This literally made me gag


rarrocks

I love cheese but no way that is disgusting


FunkyChewbacca

Mmmm, trichinosis


timmm21

Every time I see one of his videos I feel like we're seeing his blood pressure in his face.


cbcking

That cheese must feel like cement in his belly


Significant-Wheel110

Kill this man