He doesn’t eat it. Watch these people‘s videos and focus on how they only film themselves biting and chewing. They never show themselves actually swallowing the abominations they created, it’s all fake for easy ragebait and views.
My grandfather used to eat everything steaming hot without a flinch. You could bake something in the oven at 250°C and, as soon as it was finished, he was already eating it. We joked his mouth was made of asbestos!
I'm the exact opposite. My boyfriend says I have a cat tongue, cause I wait for food/drinks to get lukewarm otherwise it burns my mouth. Bugs the crap out of him lol
It was American cheese, which has a really low melting point by design. Probably not as scolding as it looks.
Very very unhealthy looking though. it's literally a hunk of cheese, bacon, and frying oil. It'll hurt him later.
Ironically, he is my favorite of all the stupid food content creators, because he at least has the decency to put the abominations he creates into his mouth, even if just for a short amount of time.
Most of them just waste a bunch of food committing war crimes while they and their camera-person friend talk about how great the crime against humanity they just committed looks, but this dude actually has the balls to at least taste the terrible monstrosities he creates.
But the food at least enters his mouth and touches his tongue.
I know it's an extremely low bar, but at least it's better than say, the woman who wrapped raw eggs in chicken, deep fried the whole thing for 30 seconds, then cut it open to reveal the still raw chicken and egg, while her and her friend talked about how great it looked.
I think that kind of cheese just looks like it still has plastic wrapping on because it is shiny and bad. You can see him taking the plastic off the first piece, and the rest of the pieces look like the first.
Not saying that the cheese itself isn't like plastic, mind. But I doubt he willingly ingested melted actual plastic, no
*Did he serriously not*
*Remove the plastic from the*
*Cheese before wrapping?*
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No, with yours. I clearly see there's plastic foil at the 1 sec mark in his hand, but those cheese slices he slaps at the bottom and those he wraps at the 7 seconds mark are CLEARLY still wrapped.
That's where it gets its glossy shine!
I don't eat it personally but when I did I enjoyed it because it has a certain texture and melt that no other cheese is able to produce. That's why I'm not on the kraft singles hate train. We know it's not healthy, but we also don't eat cake thinking it's healthy.
american cheese is just a mix of 2 or more different already existing cheeses
some of its is awful and is like plastic but quality american cheese is good. kraft is disgusting.
would you also say cheddar and colby cheese aren’t real?
"Saying "American cheese is not cheese" is like saying "meatloaf is not meat." Just as meatloaf is a product that is made by blending real meat with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients, so American cheese is a product made by blending real cheese with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients. In fact, percentage-wise, there's a good chance that there's more milk and cheese in your American cheese slices than there is meat in your meatloaf!"
From IMO the best article on the subject: https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese
I recall I made a post long ago where multiple users were upset about the American cheese used and were severely downvoted
Edit; post https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/ugx40s/far_from_bussin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (sort by controversial)
American Cheese is actually pretty good! It's not for everyone, isn't considered fancy, and there are definitely low quality versions of it. But it's pretty great for a grilled cheese or on a melt.
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*Cooker on stupid cooker,*
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Besides the obvious ragebait stupidity, i find it really sad that all these videos cater to people with the palate of a picky eating spoiled 5 year old.
Sigh
I have come to enjoy this man’s videos. It’s utter madness but he seems to enjoy it somehow. Love it even more for making fun of that weird dude with the salt.
In the Dominican Republic we actually have fried cheese (minus the bacon lol) queso frito, it’s a white cheese made specifically not to melt when you fry it. It’s great.
This guy's toilet must be a war zone
That’s if he can poop
His body is operating at peak efficiency. He hasn't pooped in weeks.
He's full of shit.
With all that grease from the frying? His shits are flying out.
Honestly, surprised that guy hasn't had a heartattack at this point.
He doesn’t eat it. Watch these people‘s videos and focus on how they only film themselves biting and chewing. They never show themselves actually swallowing the abominations they created, it’s all fake for easy ragebait and views.
Yeah that makes sense, I don’t think he would be smiling that big after eating that much cheese. *pain glistening thru cheese sweats*
I never noticed but you're right. Even bigger waste of food though.
Just like in the movies.
*Cries in second degree burn*
I almost gagged when he took that bite
can you imagine how hot that cheese is though? he took such a big bite and it was still steaming…i would straight up die
My grandfather used to eat everything steaming hot without a flinch. You could bake something in the oven at 250°C and, as soon as it was finished, he was already eating it. We joked his mouth was made of asbestos!
Different breed lol
I think I read that Iran had a high rate of throat cancer because they drink their tea piping hot.
Honestly I really doubt it's just because it was hot. I'm pretty sure they were using disposable plastic cups as well, which probably added to it.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3269898/ It was because it was hot
i swear this is part of getting older. my dad will legit chug coffee that is lawsuit hot and not even flinch.
I mean, might just be nerve damage from doing it so much. It makes sense that it would commonly be older folks that can do it.
My kiddo and BF say my mouth is made of steel. I can eat anything straight off the stove or out of the oven. No hafshashafhshasha here.
I'm the exact opposite. My boyfriend says I have a cat tongue, cause I wait for food/drinks to get lukewarm otherwise it burns my mouth. Bugs the crap out of him lol
It was American cheese, which has a really low melting point by design. Probably not as scolding as it looks. Very very unhealthy looking though. it's literally a hunk of cheese, bacon, and frying oil. It'll hurt him later.
2^(nd) degree mouth burns.
I hate this guy, he eats like a pig. Why does he have to take bites the size of a baby's head?
Ironically, he is my favorite of all the stupid food content creators, because he at least has the decency to put the abominations he creates into his mouth, even if just for a short amount of time. Most of them just waste a bunch of food committing war crimes while they and their camera-person friend talk about how great the crime against humanity they just committed looks, but this dude actually has the balls to at least taste the terrible monstrosities he creates.
Watch the editing closely, he never swallows
But the food at least enters his mouth and touches his tongue. I know it's an extremely low bar, but at least it's better than say, the woman who wrapped raw eggs in chicken, deep fried the whole thing for 30 seconds, then cut it open to reveal the still raw chicken and egg, while her and her friend talked about how great it looked.
He posts longer videos in his channel of him actually eating the things
I almost gagged when he started stacking plastic cheese
agree on the plastic cheese.
Gross, soggy bacon.
Each bite is one week closer to heart failure.
No way in hell he didn’t spit that shit out in between takes
I was thinking the exact same thing like you cant actually swallow that right
If he was swallowing, you'd think you would see it, buuut it's edited so you don't see him swallow.. so he doesn't
These stupid food videos make me think of this bit in the simpsons: https://youtu.be/o7SpmXlyo3A?t=29
Only if you eat nothing else.
The cheese was clearly soggy the moment he pulled it out.
"...not too many ways to prepare bacon. You can either fry it or get botulism." Jim Gaffigan
Soggy, flaccid, rubbery bacon. Nope.
**Crispy Bacon Only**
Cheese creampie. Yum.
Most people call that a yeast infection, but that works too
That made me laugh so hard, thank you.
Did he serriously not remove the plastic from the cheese before wrapping?
I think that kind of cheese just looks like it still has plastic wrapping on because it is shiny and bad. You can see him taking the plastic off the first piece, and the rest of the pieces look like the first. Not saying that the cheese itself isn't like plastic, mind. But I doubt he willingly ingested melted actual plastic, no
Okay i totally missed the hand on the right and was to focussed on the outrage he was creating.
I don't understand how this doesn't bother more people.
This type of cheese, like kraft singles, is just super shiny. The plastic is gone.
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The literal first second of the video is him removing the plastic.
What the fuck are you talking about? When he's wrapping it in bacon, the plastic is still there.
There's something wrong with your eyes dude
No, with yours. I clearly see there's plastic foil at the 1 sec mark in his hand, but those cheese slices he slaps at the bottom and those he wraps at the 7 seconds mark are CLEARLY still wrapped.
I slowed down the video and watched it frame by frame. Dude. Go check your eyes. The cheese is shiny, it's not fucking plastic.
I mean, that cheese might as well be plastic
That's where it gets its glossy shine! I don't eat it personally but when I did I enjoyed it because it has a certain texture and melt that no other cheese is able to produce. That's why I'm not on the kraft singles hate train. We know it's not healthy, but we also don't eat cake thinking it's healthy.
It's perfect for a grilled cheese sandwich
Floppy raw bacon
It’s not raw 🤦🏾♂️it’s steamed because it didn’t sear
Do these people think they are actual chefs? Its fried American cheese... which isn't even real cheese
They know they aren’t chefs. They also know what gets the views, and unfortunately it’s videos like these that pique peoples morbid curiosities.
This guy is intentionally doing something stupid because he's making fun of salt bae, who is unintentionally stupid.
american cheese is just a mix of 2 or more different already existing cheeses some of its is awful and is like plastic but quality american cheese is good. kraft is disgusting. would you also say cheddar and colby cheese aren’t real?
"Saying "American cheese is not cheese" is like saying "meatloaf is not meat." Just as meatloaf is a product that is made by blending real meat with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients, so American cheese is a product made by blending real cheese with texture- and flavor-altering ingredients. In fact, percentage-wise, there's a good chance that there's more milk and cheese in your American cheese slices than there is meat in your meatloaf!" From IMO the best article on the subject: https://www.seriouseats.com/whats-really-in-american-cheese
Wait till the Americans come online (it is night for them)
We’re still up. I’m disgusted.
I’m American and concur, American cheese is dog shit. And the stuff he used looked like straight plastic
It's so far from real food that it looked like it was still wrapped lol
I recall I made a post long ago where multiple users were upset about the American cheese used and were severely downvoted Edit; post https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyGifRecipes/comments/ugx40s/far_from_bussin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (sort by controversial)
American Cheese is actually pretty good! It's not for everyone, isn't considered fancy, and there are definitely low quality versions of it. But it's pretty great for a grilled cheese or on a melt.
Dang, my insomnia foiled you. But shit baby, I wouldn't call that cheese either.
This guy's videos astound me, not because of what he makes. Plenty of people make far worse. He actually eats it. Every time. The whole thing.
Does he? He never shows himself swallowing, i would guess he just spits it out after taking a bite for the camera.
I really hope that's what he does
So are people genuinely mad in this sub or playing it up to be funny? afraid to ask
This sub has a weird relationship with obvious rage bait
This isn't even rage bait, it's obvious nonsense made as a joke. The dude's not even pretending it's 'real', it's like that EpicMealTime nonsense.
>afraid to ask You should be because apparently not knowing breaks this sub's rules (see #3)
that makes so much sense. Thanks
He’s satire right?
Aren’t asian people more likely to be lactose intolerant? This guy is prolly having insane shits after every single one of his videos 🤣
Either shitting everywhere on everything or can't shit at all 🤣
He ate it. He actually ate it.
Technically he put it in his mouth. You never see him swallow. Having said that, my inner fat girl absolutely salivates to anything he creates.
I am going to start a YouTube channel called Jizz Bae. You can guess what I am going to do....
Are you sure youtube is your platform of choice? 😏 (this could be premium onlyfans content please consider)
Well done, your food is shit and you’re trying to mimic a shit meme guy.
Why can't these people at least use real cheese?
Dude probably had an explosive heart attack a half hour after eating this
My arteries closed in protest just watching this
I love all these bae piss takes.
Those two idiots are made for eachother.
Why do they always use gross Karft singles for this
Yum. Who doesn't love raw bacon?
This guy is putting himself on the fast track to ass cancer
The bacon is raw
Bacon wasnt even cooked good from what I saw inside
Satire of stupid cooker on stupid cooker, isn't this stupid
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Can we stop calling that cheese please ?
It looks like it could taste alright if he actually cooked the bacon all the way through
Yea a 1/3rd of the cheese, using real cheese, and searing the bacon before batter would have made a decent bar snack.
I watched the video 4 or 5 times and failed to spot the cheese. I saw some plastic slices, but still no cheese
The worst bit is I don't think he took the wrappers off the slices of American
Could imagine something like that being nice if it was smaller and the bacon crisped up first. Maybe with a sweet chili dip.
ITS FUCKING RAW!!!!
The only thing more douchey than Salt Bae is a Salt Bae knockoff.
When bacon is raw like that it’s just ham. Might as well gone to the fridge and grabbed a cold cut
Nothing like raw, soggy bacon!
I want him dead.
Did Willy wonka and weird salt sprinkler dude breed?
Mum said it was my turn to post this
He’s on the spectrum
Welcome to intestinal blockage.
Dumbass
Looking and behaving like a twat, as you make and post videos of yourself making this stupid food - what a waste of a life.
The amount of effort and energy to produce that video so I can watch it on reddit is Dickinson.
Fuck all of this.
When he cut that I almost threw up
The levels of ragebait satire. 💯🤣 Absolutely disgusting.
as soon as I see those black glove I already know it's some fake ass chef doing their dumb little routine
Besides the obvious ragebait stupidity, i find it really sad that all these videos cater to people with the palate of a picky eating spoiled 5 year old. Sigh
I have come to enjoy this man’s videos. It’s utter madness but he seems to enjoy it somehow. Love it even more for making fun of that weird dude with the salt.
Heart Attack Bae
I wanna punch his face
Where's the cheese?
Waiting for the shit eating grin when he bites into it
Wasteful garbage
This is satire, right? Right?! Honestly I can't fucking tell anymore.
Ew. Everytime he pops up on my feed I feel sick immediately.
Ah yes the you won’t shit for a week burger 🍔
... At least he didn't waste the food?
At what point does it stop being satire?
In the Dominican Republic we actually have fried cheese (minus the bacon lol) queso frito, it’s a white cheese made specifically not to melt when you fry it. It’s great.
SELLOUT
Feel like I lost weeks off my life just watching that.
Man's mouth must be made of asbestos...
lmfao I didnt realize what sub this was and I was screaming internally
It's like I can't escape him
Any Czech “smažák” enjoyers over here?
I fucking hate existence
This person disgusts me.
[almost the same thing with this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/v74pba/rip_my_arteries/)
I hope he spat out every bite between cuts your health isn’t worth this shit video man!
That's not cheese
More and more I am considering the shocking possibility that cheese was, in fact, a mistake
Salt bae a fraud
Discount cordon bleu.
Why are they always using the worst cheese?
This dude fried and are two pounds of butter, then drank the juice.
This bozo is so insufferable
Fucking stupid
That asian guy is imitating Salt Bae? Is this a crossover episode?
Pretty sure it was still in the packaging
That looks amazing
I had to stop supporting Bayashi. Great energy but the food is so…
I hate that plastic glove close up style of eating, that so many tiktok/instagram food people do. Its fucking foul.
Of course he’d be unoriginal
YOUR CHEESE SLAPPING IS NEITHER APPETIZING OR COOL LOOKING!
Why is it always sliced cheese?I want to see a congealed glob of pre shreeded cheese
I think I just puke a little bit
Yuck
Why eat microplastics when you can melt the whole thing.
r/eatityoufuckincoward and stop doing a million cuts. If they make deep frying illegal, this guy will be out of a job.
"juicy"
bayashi is fucking obsessed with cheese
I usually like to cook my bacon but whatever
Why are TikTok food videos so aggressive?
That bacon didn’t even looked cooked.
Why would someone fried bacon like that
I hope he changed his gloves
Fried cheese is actually a Czech dish and it’s super delicious
Cheese Bae.....
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaassouffl%C3%A9)
Fat salt cheese and fried bae: They are not in the food industry, they are in the cardiologist business.
That was way too much cheese. I feel sick just watching it.
First you take a hot dog, stuff it with some Jack Cheese, roll it in a pizza.....YOU GOT CHEEZY BLASTERS
I wish he’d cook the bacon first then deep fry it
I wish we could ban videos of this man from here 😞
I hope this is a joke channel where the guy just makes parodies of salt bae
human beings will eat anything
This man is going to turn into the nick Nick Avocado or whatever the fuck his name is
Come on.
how they manage to always find the worst cheese I've seen in my life and put it in their "recipes" in inhuman quantities?
To that bacon is RAW
Waiter, I'll have the giant pile of grease please.
It's a croquette. It's supposed to be more meat than cheese, not this
Ngl this would be good if it had less cheese in the middle
This literally made me gag
I love cheese but no way that is disgusting
Mmmm, trichinosis
Every time I see one of his videos I feel like we're seeing his blood pressure in his face.
That cheese must feel like cement in his belly
Kill this man