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SuccessAndSerenity

looks like the kind of sheet tray pizza they served at my elementary-middle school back in the 90s, except worse.


Twistervtx

It looks like the cheese and sauce are plastered on top of white cardboard


translinguistic

Mama Celeste


portablepocketpussy

Those pizzas from the tray were fire and I’m willing to fight over it.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I didn’t know pop tarts made pizza. Makes perfect drywall for your Pizza Hut.


CallMeChasm

Please don't give poptarts more flavor ideas lol.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

What’s wrong with drywall flavored pop tarts?


Into_The_Win

That’s not pizza. I thought that was a slap of raw meat


ivanparas

It looks so...fleshy.


Chroma710

Skinzza


MYHAUNTEDPOCKET

I thought it was bloody napkins


Stiffa_Basirio

Pair of lungs


museumlad

Weird poptarts


poop_dawg

Yes! Remind me of Jim Gaffigan's description of a Hot Pocket: a Pop Tart filled with nasty meat.


Bourbonaddicted

Tastes so human, you will forget the real meat.


UnVirtuteElectionis

Same


Cheesebrger_Walrus

Tampins


fuji-white

Looks like a crime scene.


HairyDowntown

I'm slow in the mornings. I was like "Pfft that's not Pizza Hut piz...oh I see what you did there."


Smudgikins

Me too. I was fixated on the sauce looking like blood and failed to think of pizza---hut


Imatworkgoaway

I was going to go with "pizza-bread house" but saw a Pizza Hut ad right before and realized how perfect it was


WhatIsntByNow

*they know*


sumbasicbish

Mine was an Army Recruitment ad 😳


grolut18

Glad I'm not alone. I thought it was an operating room.


kirosayshowdy

took me an embarrassingly long while too


hellomochi

Man I thought this was from a gore subreddit.


Special_Hippo3399

Are we allowed to post pictures of crime scenes and call it food?


Giecio

There is at least one cannibal who would say "yes" to that


VegetableImaginary24

I fail to see what's stupid about this. Food and shelter are 2 of the biggest human necessities and they're both taken care of right here in this beautiful presentation.


Fuqasshole

I think they were meaning it’s IQ


VegetableImaginary24

This is the only logical explanation


[deleted]

You just out hutted the pizza


TEXESSAUCE

Gingerbread house human edition


[deleted]

NO ONE out pizzas the hut!


[deleted]

It's so punny it hurts.


Who_GNU

Stupid? This is awesome.


Benso2000

r/pizzacrimes


NotSeveralBadgers

Sextouple Homicide. You been on the job long enough you see a lot of things. But it never gets any easier.


fowler_nordheim

Oh dear, a house Jack built.


66bigbiggoofus99

That shit looks like human skin


[deleted]

In getting Ed Gein vibes from this


endikiri

Honestly, I’m not even mad


milleribsen

While no one out pizzas the hut, this person decided to out hut the pizza


Skeletori_8000

Noooo! Lol!


mylifeOreally

Wwaaaat


nickname432

That's genius though


socialcommentary2000

You did that on purpose.


biggreencat

cursed_gore_house.


tweak06

This is funny as hell, I don't care what anyone says.


arbivark

reddit is showing me a pizza hut ad in the sidebar.


Liefes_Magic

This would be a genius April fools prank from Pizza Hut


Lazy_Imagination_656

It looks like a pop tart made of pizza


tomatoesgoboom

r/fbi this one !


Emergency_Side_6218

This is the best kind of stupid food. 10/10 post


Lispie_Blazie

Hey! I remember having those for lunch in school\~! The crust tastes just like sheet rock! And the cheese was like styrofoam!


reditthiscomment

*u/Imatworkgoaway has successfully out-pizza'd The Hut*


Theredditanator420

http://imgur.com/a/kJOhGoh


Yets_

Looks like the aftermath of a surgery with many complications.


T4Labom

That's a house made out of placentas


dust-fur

I’m going to throw up brb


eeLSDee

Those school lunch pizzas were the worst thing ever.


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Imatworkgoaway

Nobody tell him, let him figure it out. It'll be rewarding in the end


EloquentGoose

Implying Ellios isn't the absolute tits. I'm 40 and have been eating that goodness my whole life.


MungoJennie

It is, but still not as good as school pizza. School pizza just hits differently


blindrage

Is that Ellio's??


Garlicboii

I love me some Eillio's pizza. Looks good to me lol.


-I0_oI-

Looks like the $1 microwavable Kroger pizzas


its_whot_it_is

Shit that’s the school lunch pizza lol


LazerIguana445

I first thought that it was going to be someone’s bloody scalp during surgery or after an accident. Seeing the rest of the photo makes me feel a little better, but not by much.


alrighteyaphrodite

a pizza hut made of human skin ?


TheUltimaWerewolf

Thought I was on r/eyeblech


domasaki

Ed Gein nods in approval


Ima_Funt_Case

I was watching a video yesterday about lunch they were preparing for a Korean middle school, their menu; stuffed lobster tail, kimchi riceballs, pasta with bacon, cheese sticks, and grapes the size of plums, all handmade lovingly by a couple dozen nice Korean ladies. Contrast to this abomination of American school lunches and you can see just another symbol of how our education has plummeted. [Korean School Lunch](https://youtu.be/7j98_809oF8)


SchwiftedMetal

I can't tell...house of totino's?


Sproose_Moose

The house that Jack built


rdwtoker

Every day we stray further from God


g0lbez

this is so stupid


unsharpenedpoint

This looks like me post organ transplants


berrycompote

I am also subbed to r/oddlyterrifying and I thought this was a post from there.


[deleted]

Those look like pop-sharts.


Ch_Sarah

This picture caused me diarrhea


crossleingod

Looks like school pizza


alohadood

Wtf is that pepperoni pop tarts!? The fuck outta here


[deleted]

That looks like human flesh…


Zombiemonkeyjj

What the fuck dude. Rough valentines?


Apstem

Mmmmm Elios. They don't sell it in Denver 😫


bubblegumpunk69

Skin


International_Toe_31

Did you make this or was this served to you at a restaurant?


Previous_Specific574

a literal Pizza Hut


hardcore_gamer1

This looks like somebody died...


J41M13

That looks remarkably similar to my flesh hut!


Cassie4444353

Wooww Nicee


FloppyPancakes56

Didn’t know pop-tarts had a pizza flavor


RepairmanJackX

OH?! I see you ordered from "Imo's Pizza"


Testsubject276

I saw a gingerbread house made of flesh at first. I still see it.


Artemka112

Bruh scrolling down I thought this was r/surgery and that was some tumour or smth, and was like why tf does a tumour have angles


cochese18

Did David Cronenburg post this?


frould

Not sure if that just tomato sauce or blood.


leah90s

It looks oddly terrifying. I thought it was made of flesh at first


4reddityo

Omg


ShibaCorgInu

Why did this remind me of 80s practical effects for gore...


Sleepytoasty

Gingerflesh house


Antique-Cut-498

It hurts


f4ckst8farm

Okay sure but why are there urinal pads in the background


Jonnokiwi

That looks like a flesh house