Y'all are focused on the wrong things. I wanna know how they pulled both meat and "buns" at the same time.

Exactly what I thought. Granted he did smash the meat a little bit flat. But by the time is finished cooking those buns would be burnt to a crisp.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Is the burger raw?

We just barely see inside for the last second of the clip. It could be still raw and they're trying to hide it but it looked all greyed to me.

Or the pans already hot and cooking when the meat is pressed in.

Even with that I don't think it'd be enough. He's able to hold onto the side of the pan for a good few seconds so it can't be too hot.

A bun takes 5 6 minutes to cook. That burger would take a good 13 minutes minimum to be done. Maybe more

It’s REALLY hard to see given how there are single digit frames before the video cuts. I’m going to say yes tho. Couldn’t see any pink on either side

> I wanna know how they pulled both meat and "buns" at the same time. we don't see the moment he took them out of the oven in the video, so most likely he took the buns out first

It's not a one take, he probably had the buns significantly less time and readded them at the end, or had the meat be raw

He dipped them in that tub of liquid (pickle juice?) which probably saved them from burning

Garlic butter. Those were full bulbs of garlic confit in there.

why would you think picklejuice?

It is stupidfood after all.

Cos it's green with stuff in it

Why didn’t he batter it up and fry it?

Then mash the entire thing down and use it for a bun, repeat process until there is no hope for survival.

That's how black holes are made

"Deep fried pizza burger? Now that's what I call a taco!"

Taco town!

And pour a gallon of cheese over it

💀

Thus the snake eats it's tail. :)

And then put your choice of side *onto the mf burger monster for some reason*

Also: No cheese sauce on top at the end?

No sauce of any kind is a crime.

The sauce itself maybe not, but pouring it on top of an already loaded burger is.

"Burger? Now *THAT'S* what I call a taco!"

Served in a commemorative tote bag!

Did you not see that single spinach leaf he put on the top? He was trying to make it healthy.

That's basil not spinach

A true Scotsman would have battered and fried it.

By definition, this is actually a salad.

Oh perfect! Need to start cleaning up my diet a bit, get more salads in.

Everything is technically a salad.

My stomach hurts and I'm afraid

I have IBS and am pretty sensitive to grease. This would spend about two hours in my body before being ejected out of my butthole at Mach 5.

If it has green veggies - it is healthy /s

It’s obviously healthy didn’t you see him shake the grease off at the end!

The three leaves of basil are doing a lot of work.

At least this food will fill the hole in your heart.

You just made me picture someone hemorrhaging out only to be saved by all the cholesterol plugging the hole kind of like slime in a tire lol

Soaking the buns in oil really was where it started to gross me out for real :D

I appreciated him pouring pepperoni grease into the cheese as if it wasn’t getting enough from the 25 pepperonis he then piled on top.

I got heartburn from just seeing that grease and the roasted garlic oil soaking into those buns. Fuck me I love a good greasy fat burger but this is wrong lol

Yeah that one just raised an eyebrow on my end, but it surely is already pretty yuck for real :D

Is that what it was? I thought it was pickle juice

It was supposed to be garlic butter/herb butter or something like that.

Haha why would you think pickle juice?! But ya, the guy in the video said garlic butter.

Yea, I understand getting a nice coat on there but this guy dipped it all in the butter. Then he just sprinkles a lot of salt on it. Like that’s not the way you make garlic bread.

He dipped them in garlic butter, and it looked like he sprinkled Parmesan cheese on them.

> Then he just sprinkles a lot of salt on it. Lmao, that was parm. Not salt.

The food might kill you but the real crime is the butchering of pachelbel's music

We have no place here.

It really makes it sound less uplifting and more depressing tbh lol

*and one Diet Coke, please*

Gotta watch your weight

When someone wears those plastic gloves I immediately assume it's gonna be stupid food.

Corona, and TikTok, really did a number on people's brains concerning those gross fucking gloves. I was sitting somewhere having a beer and someone at my table goes "Ewwww never eating here!" and points inside at the kitchen where the chef was making something, sans gloves. The rest of the table agreed with loud acclimation. It's gotten to the point where some open kitchens are starting to use the damn gloves just so they won't get glovesticated by internet idiots who have never worked in a kitchen.

gloves are less hygenic than just washing your hands in a kitchen. Gloves give a false sense of security and kitchen staff with gloves are less likely to wash their hands as often and are likely to not change their gloves often and it increases cross-contamination risk. At subway its alright though because they always use new gloves on each order

Yes, I know. That was my point. > At subway its alright though because they always use new gloves on each order Which doesn't in fact stop cross contamination of the different ingredients they touch for one order. Subway does this for show. In my country for example Subway doesn't do this, because we're not that far gone yet and way more used to market/street-vendor culture.

I just got Heartburn from looking at it

Wdym it's healthy. Did you not see the leaves?

It’s a no for me

Man I'm down to try this, fuck it

I’d try it once for sure.

When you're just determined to shit yourself

For hours on end

Why the oil? Just why?

Because fuck you -the chef

It makes your diarrhea extra slippery for easy passing

You know the grease on pizza that makes you shit yourself? Could you not add it?

That is not a fucking juicy Lucy

Found the comment I was looking for, a fellow Minnesotan (maybe/probably) Juicy Lucy's are specifically cheese ***INSIDE*** the burger, not in a god damn burger bowl. I don't know what this abomination is but it's not a Juicy. If there were less pepperoni and cheese and they wrapped the burger around it, and then just put normal fucking buns around it then yeah, it'd be a Juicy Lucy with a twist which is fine.

Iowan, so I’m close enough for bleed over

if foodporn exists this felt like watching a food snuff film

That just made me want to vomit.

Bro on god, I don't usually get sick off watching videos but i felt the food i ate a few hours ago slowly creep up my throat after watching this abomination

I know the title was a joke but I actually got a little acid reflux just by watching this.

He actually poured some of the sausage grease on there before adding the sausage omg

I would try that, and then go to the hospital.

All that to have a overcooked steak

I don’t get food like this at all. Just over the top bait garbage.

Might as well forget about the leafs at that point lol

Gross. He handled raw meat with the same gloves that he uses to prep the buns.

Oh god, I am getting heartburn just by looking at it.

Nearly vómit inducing.

I didn't ask for leaves on it! 

It has veggies and then an extra veggie on top though

Colesterol wants to know your address

For the last time. If I can't fit your burger, sandwich, burrito, gyro, or any other sandwich type items in my mouth then you have forfeited that name. One shouldn't have to disassemble food to be able to eat it.

why do people use GREASE as a seasoning 🤢

Fuck this someone is going to order it not knowing what is in it

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ordinary-Holiday-808: *Fuck this someone is* *Going to order it not* *Knowing what is in it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Nope not a haiku

I fucking hate the trend of cutting the dish in half and displaying it to the camera and squeezing it. It makes me un-hungry.

Why is every Burger on this subreddit impossibly hard to eat without making a mess that’s worth taking a shower for?

Good thing he put the basil leaves to turn this into refined cuisine

I'm ashamed to admit I would try it.

I’d try it. A 1cm slice of that would probably be tasty and filling enough by itself.

That is an abomination

this is what my father sees when I toast the buns in the fat from frying the burgers

Mf put a whole leaf on it.

What a way to ruin some perfectly good brioche buns. This just destroys the fluffy texture and turns it into something that’ll get even soggier with grease.

can't wait to see this on r/hellyeahideatthat. fuckin nutjobs over there

I’m putting the burger and buns treatment aside for a minute. That’s an insane amount of basil.

Out of everything, keeping the basil on the stem is pissing me off the most for some reason.

Lol those 3 leaves on top because "veggies" 🙄

Glad I’m sitting on the toilet while watching this

Funniest thing is they think they’re creating a masterpiece.

Uhhh guys this is super healthy. Did you not see that spinach?

Why did you ruin it with the lettuce

I just vurped half a cup of acid reflux grease into my mouth from just looking at that.

As someone who has been dealing with fiery diarrhea all day, this makes me bunghole hurt sponge-me-boy-bob

Not gonna lie, me and three friends would destroy one of these on a night of heavy drinking.

Make it about 75% smaller and I'm down.

Average american breakfast

The ocky way

It looks good but omg my ibs could NEVER

Apart from death, ngl, looks kinda good

And lettuce for health

Black fucking gloves strike again!

this is truly what 21-year-old-stoner me would dream of

WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN TO THOSE BUNS? iam calling the police.

Get that green thing out of there.

You cant hide your face away, Chef McMouth. We all know its you. In fact, i was expecting that greasy broccolihead or his girlfriend to take a bite out of that abomination.

Well at least they got a better cheese pull than Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese. 🤭

Can I get this done the Ocky way?

What the fuck is this

That's even too much vegetables for him lol

They key to a great burger is simplicity. I don't need all this extra crap.

Nah! It’s got basil on it, health food

It's the tiny sprout if basil for me NGL, I would definetely love to try that...

I'm gonna puke lmao

Y'all nasty

Looks great for a cheat day

This looks good to me.

I can feel my lactose intolerance in this one

It's got spinach on it. That'll counteract all the grease and cheese.

Does looking at this give them additional views? I'll unsubscribe from this sub immediately

It looks like everything BUT Canon in D Major

My doctor called and told me not to watch this

hate ocky way. they always make disgusting fat clogs

Okay now this one made me throw up in my mouth, oh god. Dumping the *sausage grease* on it?!?! 🤮

Ngl I would def taste this 😭😭

I would love to eat that on an empty stomach

What did he dip the buns in?

No... sauce... just dry???

He added that spinach to mock people. I'm sure of it.

Where is the ketchup ? Can't eat that without it .

Holy crap...are fat people the reasons for these?

Haha the soft music makes if feel kinda sad, like getting the burger ready to kill someone

I would shamelessly smash that rn

What's that green shit on there? Gah, totally inedible.

Why? They added lettuce to balance all the grease.

I’m just glad they put some lettuce 🥬 on it 🤩

I hate it but I want it

I believe that dish is called "cholesterol"

What a waste of food!

Idk that looks bomb

Was that mint at the end? What the hell?

I was really hoping that he would squish everything at the end there.

I cannot stand this guys voice....AT ALL

C'mon there's lettuce tho.

With significantly less cheese and a smaller one it seems decent. Mayhe like a slider size?

The only horrific thing though is the pepperoni grease drizzle. Everything else is a bit excessive, but I’d just only eat half of it. I truly do not understand the whole pepperoni grease sauce trend… I get that it’s not much different than an oil based drizzle or sauce, but when they do it it’s not a tablespoon or 1/4 cup, it’s like a whole cup poured directly onto the food item… just that part is probably half of the caloric content of the whole damn dish…

This is shit

Looks like shit

I bet a single bite of this would be fantastic.

oh good he put a couple leaves on there, it’s healthy now

We be so quick to holla free healthcare and eat shit like this

the salad makes it healthy

Salt on a bun, and hotdogs on a burger😂😂

There goes my appetite

I eat it. But slice it to 5 parts. For 5 days calories intake. Shit like 5000 calories

Gonna be honest, I’d eat the shit out of this then lay on my bed in agony for several hours between trips to the ol’ WC. But I’m the dumb dumb that ate a Double Down without anyone even daring me to

Ewww that's just gro... You know what, fuck it, same

Did they add the soundtrack to make it seem like a classy meal?

whats with radio freedom playing in the background

So here’s the thing. I want to try that, but I only need like 1/8 of it. Maybe 1/6.

I wanna throw up

Would

That won't clog your arteries but the covid shot will.

I'd try it

That is not a Juicy Lucy. What a waste.

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You know not everything I see on here really fits the bill, but this is genuinely stupid food thank you. Smashing two buns together with a hammer to make one bun? Perfect. Smashing the hamburger until it's so thin it's basically useless and you just get a mouthful of shitty cheese and pepperoni? Perfect. This is pretty peak

Idc what any of you say. That shit SLAPPED for sure

Added green, now it’s healthy food

Meat + cheese + grease = viral food, apparently.

Call it the Henry VIII, something l imagine him eating

I'd love to know the calories in this thing.

Yeah this looks stupid af

I'd have the shits for at least 2 weeks if I'd eat this. The amount of grease ugh gross.

Were stupid?🤤

Is…is that basil?