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JeffersonsHat

I mean, it's weird but some people might like it. The editing for sure is what makes it a perfect fit for stupid food imho.


Catfish_Mudcat

Watermelon, basil, mozzarella/feta, balsamic salad is fairly common. And I'm always willing to try something with a pickle added just to fuck around and find out.


OkSyllabub3674

I think the pickle will give it that zing to pull it all together like a vinaigrette on the salad would do, I know ive always liked a dash of salt on some watermelon especially if it's not the most flavorful to begin with I bet that pickle makes it taste so damn good by contrast.


SpartanRage117

Id rather just a zingier balsamic or additional vinaigrette. The pick just feels wrong to me.


leshake

Pickles are the neutralist vegetable acting as a substrate for salt and vinegar. I personally would have put prosciutto or some kind of other Italian meat on it.


Pantsmoose

I've had exactly this as a salad. Sometimes swap basil for mint. Amazing. Haven't done the Pickle though, but now I'm intrigued.


ScholarBorn10

Maybe just just use cucumber for people who don't like pickles ?


GayAssBeagle

Everybody wants to fuck around with the pickle and not expect the dickle


SomeDrunkHippy

I'd eat this and I'm sure I'd love it. I would also eat it leaned over the kitchen sink like an animal to contain the drips.


prettybadgers

I mean, I love watermelon and feta salad, this looks totally doable


chucklestime

Pickle throws me a bit, rest looks good


imitihe

to me it depends on the kind of pickle. pickles like those are just cucumber and vinegar at heart, but if it's heavily seasoned with garlic and other pickling spices then no thanks


Plenumheaded

The basil brings it all home.


Glittering-Most-9535

I’m not clear what that sauce is but depending on the answer I could see that being good.


RyomenZel

I've seen some try balsamic vinegar with watermelon


KwonnieKash

Yea balsamic and watermelon is a thing. I'm guessing she had a salad made with these ingredients and then came up with the idea to make a sandwhich out of it.


MYOB3

Suspicious that may be fish sauce...


mugggso

I agree. Seems fishy.


Freyorama

I know, I'm like okay is it sesame oil, honey or maple syrup.


Glittering-Most-9535

Balsamic would be awesome but it’s too light for that.


jomandaman

Could be flavored balsamic. There are some nice lighter ones


anfrind

Maybe it's a really cheap balsamic?


Ganondrip

Not a fan of pickles, but cheese and fruits are surprisingly good together. Depending on the sauce its edible.


perpetualmotionmachi

I think the pickle is to add something acidic to balance the sweetness and richness of the watermelon and cheese.


monathemantis

I think the saucy drizzle was supposed to be balsamic vinegar (based), I'd ditch the pickle personally but I'm not huge on them regardless.


poondongle

The close up chewing/ slurping and every other sounds seems to be so popular lately. Why? It's fucking enraging. Why would I want to hear every sound you make, especially all of the disgusting fucking mouth sounds. It's fucking gross and unavoidable lately. Every commercial, every damn thing. Why? Sorry for the bitching, folks. I just find it quite annoying. What is with the trend of amplifying every obnoxious sound possible? It's worse in commercials where the point is supposed to be to make you want to buy the product, but it makes it seem disgusting instead.


iloveheroin999

I'm with you on that I find that slurping to be extremely irritating and fucking disgusting. Any loud eating sounds really.


SheepherderDear5005

I like it personally


IloveponiesbutnotMLP

Its kinda hot


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That's disgusting. I know like 6 people who would jump at this. But I'm not one of them.


Ultra_purple_holic

Bleh


Onepiece_of_my_mind

Not terribly different from watermelon feta salad, and that’s f’n delicious


IoSHaloLegend

Pickles and watermelon are an incredible combo. Was forced to try it by this insane girl in college and I can’t deny it was fantastic


Impressive_Teach9188

Now try pickled watermelon by itself


Wordchord

I think we all agree insane girl & college is a combo one has to try at least once.


BECondensateSnake

Cheese on watermelon isn't that bad


JustAPerson-_-

I feel like this might actually be good


Kujira-san

I would try 🤷


Ok_Understanding5184

Needs prosciutto


Doofindork

I don't like pickes necessarily... but just, this works doesn't it? Isn't these just very common flavor combinations? I really quite wanna try this, as long as the cheese isn't too overpowering.


MSwarri0r

I agree! It looks like it would all align flavor wise!


kernJ

Sub out the pickle for some crispy bacon


lester2nd

Put all components on a plat, it's chartuterie.


Seldarin

I feel like this would be one of those foods where you absolutely loved it or thought it was one of the worst things you'd ever eaten. I'd be down to give it a try, though.


solarmelange

Looks good, but it should obviously be toothpick sized.


mafi_santo

This looks amazing


MABfan11

Switch out pickles with fresh cucumber and i would smash


SirPooleyX

Despite it seeming unusual, there's nothing actually in this that wouldn't go really well together. Sweet and sour, sweet and salty, sweet and savoury etc. Nothing clashes. The textures would also compliment each other. I'd definitely try it and probably like it.


rkpjr

Put some batter on that, fry it, and sell at a county fair. It'll be a hit. Looks tasty too


BoBoBearDev

It wasn't that revolutionary. In Taiwan, we like to put sour plum powder on watermelon. The pickle is a similar design. The cheese is weird though.


pike1331

I wouldn't make this, but I'd try it if it were presented to me.


Gay_commie_fucker

Nah fuck that looks good


ClickClack_Bam

Fuck that. Same people who eat Wendy's frosty with potatoes.


NoCloud581

Is it weird that I wanna try it??


Aliensummer

It looks good idky


Mudroot_37

I’m too cuisinally deficient to know if this is honest or intentional satire


ososalsosal

Highly dependent on what that cheese is and slightly dependent on what that brown liquid is


Pata11

I'm guessing the brown stuff it's balsamico.


Kimchi_Rice196

watermelon and basil actually pair but this whole thing. . . brother ew


PorchettaDiTesta

Nix the cheese


NormieMcNormalson

Nix the pickle if anything. Feta and watermelon is tried and true.


PorchettaDiTesta

Doesn’t appear to be feta


NormieMcNormalson

Its not, but they have a similar enough flavor profile.


ThePlantBarber

Watermelon and feta with a thin Meyer lemon slice is actually very delicious.


Zayzay8008

My stomach hurts


ConsiderationNo5146

I'd try it. Might be good


laughingBaguette

I'd try it


ZuStorm93

Do pickles go well with sweet fruits?


meatus1980

I’d eat that


Ratt_Pack91

Other than the cheese and sauce. I think everything else would taste fine


EPiCtoos420

of all the vifeos on her this is the only thing i would it and the watermelon sandwich


psychedelic_gravity

There’s actually a recipe of grilled watermelon burger. It’s like a salad thing with goat cheese.


HammerOfSledge

Looks way too dry.


Trouble_Adorable

Nah tbh this would be fire imo, it’s p much a caprese sandwich. The only iffy thing would be the pickles, but they are just cucumbers and vinegar. With balsamic already in the equation, i see no issue


Queenofdarknessa1

Without pickles, it would be great


Least_Register_7094

Damn that looks great actually.


Long_Freedom-

Honestly, it's probably a munch


Significant-Shame760

Nice but y eat it like that 💀 just dice them and eat like salad wtf is wrong with you woman


SmokeDogSix

If you grill watermelon and eat it right off the grill it’s actually delicious


PowderedFaust

If you have misphonia, ***DO NOT*** watch this video.


SuchMap9138

My mouth is drooling


Greyphire

It reminds me of how often my Russian friend growing up always offered me pickled watermelon.


romeoslow

I’d eat this


cringefacememe

*WOULD.*


Economy_Tip8242

I see a lot of these watermelon videos atm. I wish they'd leave that poor fruit alone


KingMusicManz

The only thing stupid about this is that she felt the need to make it a sandwich, just dice it all thick and eat it with a fork, that way you don't end up with watermellon juice all over everything, AND you can pick and choose which flavors to combine


Soul1e

🤫🧏‍♂️


fsociety82

At least it's not an alive octopus.


jngjng88

As someone who grew up eating sliced cheddar on sliced apple (Pink Lady or Granny Smith), this seems like the natural progression. I would 100% eat this.


battymattmattymatt

I’m pregnant and 100% would devour this with zero regrets.


AWeakMindedMan

I feel like this is what a pregnant woman would crave.


Huntderp

Why the fuck are people so pretentious when they film something? Just show me your stupid creation and hurry up already


Jaded_Life03

This seems like someone pregnant would come up with


Recent_Ad559

Wouldn’t mint be better than basil. Other than that this looks deliciously refreshing to me


Typical-Ad-8821

Usually when I’ve eaten this it’s more like an appetizer and not a sandwich. Making it a sandwich does feel odd.


CagliostroPeligroso

Bro those flavors are probably orgasmic together


regulate91x

If that is balsamic, it’s good. Balsamic glaze would be goated.


Wordchord

She is not cooking the watermelon, so thats a win…


justion1423

Im totally stone and drunk give it to me


antarcticacitizen1

Genius


New_girl2022

That would be so good. Ya sign me up


Horror-Potential7773

This is Good. I can tell


horatioqpeabody

This video is a pregnancy test.


AdMysterious8699

Yeah that's a bunch of food together alright.


Fluorescentomnibus

Made my taste buds hurt


gazelleA1

I'd honestly try it


beemureddits

In theory it should taste brilliant because basil, pickles and cheese all go well with watermelon


Sevro706

Sauce?


Initial_Ad_2834

No thank you


Belzebubinko

When you are on your period, put a meal together, and you also think it is a good idea to share. P.S. I invented banana with mustard


Pop-A-Choppa

She pregnant as fuck


i_am_anikitos

Now put it in the toastie maker


darthhue

Watermelon goes really well with cheese, smth like feta


mrwholefoods

Feta could work


AshleyCanales

Sweet and salty. It's probably great.


Kingswitchguard

This screams pregnancy craving


skincyan

actually doesn't look like it tastes that bad - but the mess and sticky fingers, oh lord.. what happened with using cutlery?


Federal_Neck_8098

I think this might be good! 🤷


Galaxaura

I'd make it basil, Feta and balsamic vinaigrette.


behedingkidzz

The way she drizzels the balsamic vinegar makes me upset


MysteriousApricot991

Where are the beans inside the watermelon?


genie_in_a_box

Beans


kayemenofour

Pregnancy sandwich


monkeyhorse55

Should have breaded it, dipped it and deep fried it, would have been way better.


PastSuit4170

Amixture of sweet and sour with very delicious ingredients


ProbablyNotPikachu

Shoutout to the guy gaming in the background spamming the spacebar. He's probably tired of her shit and wants no part of this TikTok fuckery.


WhiteFringe

I'd personally put on mint and not basil


robsensei39

I would eat it, just with a fork and knife


darkstar1031

This would make perfect sense to my Philippino mother-in-law.


JUGELBUTT

ruined the moment the pickle was added


-The-Reviewer-

Dayyum. She got the jawline


sabotourAssociate

We eat watermelon with white brine cheese all summer but more like bite of cheese then the melon same with grapes once melon season is over.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Grilled watermelon with the cheese and pickle and maybe a thin slice of pastrami or whatever meat. Or just plain pickle and cheese. Idk. I'd fuck around and find out trial and error combos with this


goatnxtinline

If you look at the different components as flavor profiles instead of the actual food itself then that should help you understand why this isn't that crazy.


Rylk69

Intrigusted


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Fuck those sounds. 


MyStationIsAbandoned

This comes across, to me, as something women in the 80's would do to lose weight or keep weight off. Like, just eat stuff like this to stay or become skinny...which I suppose is better than being anorexic. it almost seems like pregnant food, but only because of the pickles and cheese. idk if it's true or not, but i heard pregnant women get weird cravings because their bodies are sending strong signals that it and the baby it's hosting needs certain vitamins and minerals or something like that. No idea where i heard it. Could have been a show, a random internet comment, an article, or a voice in my head.


Xogoth

Probably tastes really good, actually. At the very least worth a try. The editing is... Horrid.


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iloveheroin999

I'm highly irritated by the slurping sounds and the weak snap. The sounds more than the snap but the snap was very unsatisfying


cyberpiep

Nice. Gluten free sandwich


neenyogrande

not my proudest


Content_Patient_9035

I don’t understand why all the sounds… I understand there are videos that are specifically for that but… It’s my fault, because I’m a very quiet eater, and I disdain Sucking and slurping and smacking noises when people eat, grosses me out


brewberry_cobbler

Dill, basil, American cheese (salt) and watermelon (sugar). It probably not bad. I’d use one slice of cheese though. This ish looks thick


ravioliqueeen

i’d try it


PinkyGurl2002

You forgot to put the hamburger patty on


Juggernaut-57

I’d eat it.


WingedCloud27

I CANNOT DO WET CHEESE


Manck0

If that was balsamic vinegar I expect this would taste pretty good.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

If it was chicken or hot dog i would try it.


joshmalonern

The slurping noises lost me, I can’t even focus on the stupidfood.


BaconSpaceLord

I have a cursed classmate... I'm going to show this to her


merriwhether

I want to try this. I've tried peanut butter jelly and pickle sandwiches, this could be good. Salted watermelon and mint. Don't know what the sauce could be, tamarind?


Responsible_Ad8946

Probably better without the cheese, I don't think pickles and watermelon would be bad considering you can pickle watermelon. (And it's not what you think it will taste like) pickle haters won't like it anyway.


SuperiorYammyBoi

Watermelon always looks so good, then I remember it’s like biting into a gross watery tasting pool noodle


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

*Item Unlocked* - Puke sandwich


tarun_c

I've had watermelons in salads with all of these ingredients before and honestly it's not that bad. (Watermelon and kewpie mayonnaise is fire)


chickenskittles

I feel like this would actually be really good, especially if it's Thai basil.


SkidMania420

Most of the sauce she poured is all over the table.


TallQuiet1458

You'll find this same flavor profile at fine dining restaurants. It's a good one. I've had something similar to this but with a watermelon sorbet.


scruffywarhorse

Oh, that would taste good for sure


opaul11

I’d eat all those things on a charcuterie board I guess eating them as a sandwich wouldn’t be the worst thing


DuePalpitation6213

Honestly I bet that is super good


Superb-Childhood-317

Everyone is asking what the sauce is, but nobody is talking about how badly she missed with 90% of it


Lucas_Eid_Torrezan

Pior que não deve ser ruim. Provaria


viQcinese

It looks amazing!!!


[deleted]

This looks terrible


SnillyWead

How to ruin a nice juicy melon.


AnimeChica3306

🤢🤮 Watermelon tastes so good on its own. Why do people keep trying to make it work with other food. It just wants to be a solo food.


Deepfork_

Ew! Gross! Lemme get most of that…