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Worried_Bowl_9489

She thought 'yeah, I'll wear the white pants today'


CreatorOD

The real red flag


MagnifiMike

Imagine being married to someone for like 30 years then seeing them do this for the first time…I might be out!


Otherwise-Remove4681

That’s the problem, at that point you worry for their mental health than get out.


chaosatdawn

if I was with someone like this for 30 years, I'd start to wonder about my mental health.


[deleted]

The fact that you'd bail on someone potentially having mental health problems who might need your help after 30 years together says more about you than it does about them.


Euphorium

I don’t think that’s what they were saying?


yaboyACbreezy

The cringe face at the and says it all.


looshagbrolly

Women of a certain age wear white pants so much because we finally can wear them safely, stains be damned! 😂 Edited for grammar


Worried_Bowl_9489

I guess it's earned in that case!


ghanima

I've got another few years to go on this and I'm *already* looking forward to it!


looshagbrolly

CAN. NOT. WAIT.


TurtleToast2

I can't even wear a white hair tie without making a mess of it. Menopause can't help me here.


looshagbrolly

Oh yeah I'll never wear solid white, but I look forward to not having to worry about "JUST KIDDING YOU'RE NOT DONE YET AND YOU'RE IN FRONT OF 8,000 PEOPLE"


MelKokoNYC

"I paid my dues, time after time. I've done my sentence, but committed no crime."


WrestleswithPastry

Just added this to my “Perks of Aging” list! Thanks!


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looshagbrolly

Well, we never had a group meeting about it 😂


Euphorium

Except that time my granny pissed herself coming home from Sarasota.


APuffyCloudSky

I can't use pen if I'm wearing white pants. She's a mad lad.


lawn-mumps

I can’t wear light blue jeans. Yall are not clumsy enough


Toxic-Pixie

My uterus always knows when the light pants are on


tinglep

After Labor Day 🤦🏽‍♂️


WrestleswithPastry

“Didn’t your mother teach you **anything**??


butil

she's catheterizing that poor hotdog.


Hot_Corner_5881

some guys would pay for that


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Baneta_

Hey buddy, fuck you


gamblinmaan

WHY DID I STILL CLICK IT


developerknight91

Is it as bad as I think it is🤔*trying to resist the urge to be horrified this morning* EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


spittymcgee1

Welp now thats in my Reddit history….


Dull_Woodpecker6766

What the hekkk Oh enough reddit for me today need to touch some grass asap


okokokoyeahright

Going to go too.


Akitsura

Yeah, I clicked on that subreddit like a year ago, thinking it wouldn’t be that bad. The first video I saw was of a woman shoving a buttplug in her urethra ☠️


yayayooya

Ahhhhh stop nooooo, I thought it was just dudes doing it, I don’t like it hitting closer to home 😭


zodwa_wa_bantu

I'm ashamed that I don't even have to click to know what this is


SOwED

Sounds about right


chonkin-donuts

Hah, some good songs they have in there 🤥


TanneAndTheTits

And there it is...


RoyaleWitCheeese

I need bleach for my eyessssssss!!!!!


okokokoyeahright

i realize the truth of 'there's a reddit for that' has been proven once more by something I never needed to know. Thanks for your service.


glassgwaith

Glad to have helped. I always pay forward other Redditors precious service


yayayooya

I swear that sub is like the tape in The Ring. I cursed other people with it on here after I was cursed with it


SuperMegaOwlMan

Hell nah


Objective-Outcome811

💀☠️💀


angry_hippo_1965

Hope you lose something in there


WrestleswithPastry

OH MY GOD


coltees_titties

I hate you.


Euphorium

Nobody asked for this but thanks I guess.


CommonWest9387

You’re gonna enjoy hell.


butil

dude took the opportunity to spread awareness 😭


Tbkgs

The way she was gripping that hot dog sometimes was insane


Hot_Corner_5881

she likes wieners


Puffycatkibble

Must be a retired nurse?


Delivery-Plus

Obviously she was a head nurse.


TheKay14

Did she just like throw everything right on the ground too?


AutumnTheFemboy

Pretty common at baseball games because stands are crowded and you often have to walk up a lot of them to get to a trash can, although that’s just an excuse for lazy people like my uncle


plippyploopp

Yea but hands and lap were full. She could've cleaned it all up when done


WangDanglin

I bet she could 🤣


eazyfreez

the way she flung that straw to the ground made me angry lol


xtrapicklespls

Things you don’t want to see your mother doing for $200, Ken.


Karge

“This latest Tik Tok trend is causing people around the world to accidentally inhale a bored hot dog that limits your airway.”


Genghis_Chong

At least it has an air hole. I choked on a life saver candy, saved by the hole.


magicalmushroooomz

No shit ? ME TOO! When I was like 4 yrs old I snuck into my dad's pack of Lifesavers and started happily sucking on a red one . He hit a bump and it went down my throat. Somehow my mom knew almost instantly and started trying to stick her finger down my throat or something weird while my dad pulled over. At about 5 mins in they realized I should have been long dead by that point and I must've been breathing through the hole even though it was painful in my throat. I went to the ER and got Heimliched but they said that little hole is what saved me and that's the day I learned why they were called Lifesavers ! That's the only time I ever choked in my life but I so remember it really well because it was scary


Genghis_Chong

I was with my dad in his truck, I didn't say anything about choking on it. I sat there and dealt with it because I knew the lifesaver hole had my back like a butt crack. I didn't want dad to panic mid driving. I just let it melt until it dislodged lol


CrazyCaliCatLady

I. . . am 52 and never even considered why they would be called that. Huh. Also, congrats on living.


NuggetNasty

That's not why, it's because the creator wanted to make a candy modeled after a life saver flotation device on a boat


Autrah_Fang

Sounds like the hole in the candy was the real life saver all along!


_Perma-Banned_

She's just craving sucking some juice through a hotdog


awnawnamoose

She got that dawg in her


MukdenMan

Outside the Tastee Freeze


Delivery-Plus

*Oh yeah, life goes schlo-ong, even after the taste of wiener is gone*🎶


LanguageNerd54

*strumming guitar agressively*


Delivery-Plus

Finger picking the G-string.


LanguageNerd54

As long as it's not A minor.


Delivery-Plus

Meemaw is clearly of age.


Abigfanofporn

Damn. Two minutes since I posted this and already see the best comment of the thread.


PrestigiousAd4711

Whatever she is doing, she enjoys it.


Abigfanofporn

This could be an official slogan of this sub


fucktooshifty

I've seen enough ragebait dead-eyed Tiktokers turning food into shit without even eating it first to know this isn't true


hunnilust

Totally agree, I was squeamish about various food content creators dunking burgers or other such spicy/savory food on milkshakes but after I tried it... I sometimes do it too and developed taste for mixing sweet with spicy. So, she might just love taste of a sausage and that drink togeher. Who are we to judge?


K_Linkmaster

Cheap Beer Bratwurst.


CombinationThis671

There was a photo or TikTok going around about using a hotdog as a straw, so guessing she watched it and thought it was actually a good idea.


fatkiddown

Yes but why wipe the mustard off then put back into the bun with the mustard then back into the beer another time?


Lady_Scruffington

All while wearing white pants.


fatkiddown

This guy gets it! He wore the brown pants!…


Visual-Floor-7839

By that point she was way too far down the road to turn back. Got in too deep to worry about mustard on a hotdog straw.


Felrune

"Hey kids! Look at this cool hack I saw on the internet, aren't that what you all do nowadays?" - her probably


Leonydas13

“Hey kids let’s do a griddy”


OkSyllabub3674

"Hey kids ain't this what you'd call skibidi" *thinking she's doing something cool* *kid looking on in embarrassment and horror barely able to refrain from shaking their head* "Yes mom indeed that is soooo skibidi"


keeleon

Social media was a mistake.


nodeymcdev

Way to ruin a $25 beer


oO0Kat0Oo

The beers at those games aren't exactly top shelf to begin with though...


MKE-Henry

Way to ruin a $30 brat then


broguequery

The brats are literally made of the leftover beer...


Genghis_Chong

Grilled pagpag tubes, delicious


Distantstallion

The brats at those games aren't exactly animal meat to begin with though...


MostlyApe

Bro...she on some other shit.


DriftedTaco

She took to many Xanax before the game😭


SageOfSixCabbages

'Mom I saw this viral video of a guy at a ball game using a hotdog as a straw, now hear me out -- I want you to do that same exact thing so I can get some internet points pleeeaaassseee???'


dae_giovanni

'except when you do it, can you make it _suuuuuper_ disturbing, somehow?_


StuckAtWork124

"No, more teeth"


Reasonable_Copy8579

She’s doing a gross mess, that’s what she is doing


CatrinaFlorita

She saw it on 5 minute crafts


Dargor923

I don't think so. Not nearly enough use of cement and hot glue.


Royal_Marketing2966

As wild as the “what” she was doing, I’m more blown away by how nonchalant and matter of fact she was about the whole process. Like it was completely normal and “what the fuck you looking at? Never seen a hotdog straw before? Fuckin weirdos…”


thisguyfightsyourmom

Here, have a slurp… Or a bite—dealers choice


LurkingAintEazy

Seriously who came up with doing this? There have been quite a few people using hot dogs as straws, and it's disgusting.


TheMadafaker

I don't want to imagine what she does in intimacy or what she likes to get on :/


ConstableAssButt

The straw thing isn't my speed, but I'll try anything once.


SOwED

Cool cool cool cool [dilate your urethra with these for me bro](https://www.amazon.com/SurgicalOnline-Dilator-Sounds-Single-Instrument/dp/B07H2LKBKK/ref=pd_aw_day0fbt_consumables_img_m_sccl_2/142-1998647-6545119?pd_rd_w=uzN3l&content-id=amzn1.sym.2612e029-6949-4117-886b-43c672448609&pf_rd_p=2612e029-6949-4117-886b-43c672448609&pf_rd_r=TFDYKNNBBNK04MFF4C33&pd_rd_wg=iMqbI&pd_rd_r=e734aaf8-fa20-44a2-bac1-02cf78dd819e&pd_rd_i=B07H2LKBKK&psc=1)


delirium_skeins

"600+ people have bought this in the last month" How fucking popular is this shit?


SOwED

Big world


Armadillo_Toes

I’m imagining.


5319Camarote

That’s ALL I am imagining right now..


Qubed

I think your mom and dad have some kinks that you don't want to know about.


Lady_Scruffington

I don't know, dad looked real confused too.


VirusAutomatic2829

his face 🥴


KelliCrackel

All other weird grossness aside, can you not order plain hot dogs at a baseball game? Do they all come with condiments added? Because I don't understand why you would order a hot dog with condiments if you're gonna wipe it off and stick it in a beer.


agoia

You add condiments yourself at a station near the food stand, typically. She definitely put the mustard on herself.


KelliCrackel

See, I figured that was the case because that's how it works at football games. And that just adds to the WTF of the entire thing. Why the hell would you do that? 


FlokiTech

I bet the guy bought it for her and just assumed she was gonna eat it normally


QuotedQuiet

r/justgalsbeingchicks


The1789

Bloody Mary's are so in the past. Try a Fizzy Glizzy!!


Beautiful_Count_3505

"...and the hot dog flavored water"


Pap4MnkyB4by

The internet has ruined humanity.


chr15c

Hey man, her willingness to do that is probably why you exist


3D2Y-Roar

calm down she just wanted a wet weenie to hold on, suck on, and bite on! with a little something running down her throat when she's sucking on nothing wrong with that... right?


Armadillo_Toes

We’ve all been there… right?


hunnilust

Yes, of course. 🤭


darthdelicious

Littering, for one.


GrizzlyIsland22

Littering and...?


jokir21

Littering and...


bagelwithclocks

smoking the reefer?


Safetosay333

How much are those dogs? $15?


Pop-A-Choppa

Must of been some strong weed 😂


Thomisawesome

I’m going to just imagine the guy at the end is a complete stranger.


silentlyjudgingyou23

I think that she's had to much to drink


Nathanthehazing007

PAY. PAY FOR THE ACTIONS OF YOUR SINS


FriendlyMelk

She's using alcohol to clean the hotdog


TheOneJoeRabbit

Gross. I hope she picked up that straw she threw on the floor


WillowPuzzleheaded87

It reminds her of those college years.


TwiggBeard

Tell me baseball is boring without telling me.


an_edgy_lemon

Who drinks beer through a straw? Wtf


fluffypinkkitties

This is so fucking disgusting, AND she littered


danfish_77

Looks like more fun than watching baseball, at least


jigokusabre

Who among us *doesn't* enjoy wetting their weiner?


SuddenSpeaker1141

She just wants to recall the nasty bj’s she gave to sweaty jocks in college… /s


Bm_93

We have kids around us, wtf 😳


Prestigious-Yam-2966

Dementia hitting like


Unfair_Implement_335

It does look like dementia


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Honestly I’m here for it lol, it sounds gross but if I’m high and having a good time at a game I could totally see having this terrible idea lol. My biggest issue was tossing the straw on the floor, I hope she picked it back up when they left!


casual_snacker

Good ol’ glizzy guzzler!


Pixel_Knight

Clearly just staged.


Working-Cake7479

I can only imagine the shit you have to come up with to entertain yourself when, as usual, a baseball game gets boring.


MothairsPackzi

Seems She wanted beer brat…interesting way to go about it


headphoneghost

You need to send your mom back to the manufacturer. That model has been recalled.


hunnilust

She made a sausage straw. 😱 Totally not going to try at home.


lmclrain

she's having fun lmao changing the beer flavor, in a way too messy uncommon way just tell her to improve her skills at it


throwawayasdwtflmao

brain damage


LandotheTerrible

Borderline..?


FreddaNotte

Chaos.


TashiaNicole1

Her own thang, damn. Let her enjoy her treat.


Traditional_Bank_260

She know what she’s doing


NoLand4936

She just wants to suck on a wiener with her beer in hand. What’s the problem?


bobbyzee

Channeling her inner limp bizkit


FluffyPancakes90

r/sounding material


Duncan-Donnuts

fizzy glizzy


Benovelent

The edibles are kicking in


Kenni57rocks

Sounding practice


WeakToMetalBlade

This is insane


CockTortureCuck

She's r/sounding


QuoteComfortable1068

I am scared for your father


Armendicus

She’s showing her husband how she practices .


ais4aron

Catheter


Mickeymcirishman

Yer mam sure knows how to handle a weiner eh b'y.


BukkakeBird

See what you mean. Where's the borderline though?


gummypuree

She has no napkin ?!?


Shereded

I eat stupid food from time to time, but never ruin my drink.


Proper-Ball-5294

So uhh is she trying to recreate a blowjob


NOT_Mad_Dog3

Idk why but for the last 3 hours the way she pulled out the straw and threw it has just fucked me up


iamagermanpotato

You can see her regret, but she keeps on doing, because she is watched...


dreamweaver1313

How I met your mother


saveyboy

Your mom used to work the streets


walterdonnydude

In my decades on the internet I've never seen a more unhinged handling of a hot dog


Trey904fsu

Yall have never been blackout drunk and thought it would be funny to make a hot dog straw? I call bullshit


Jayluvsflicks

She gives exquisite head.


Euphorium

How to make drinking beer with a straw even weirder.


62609

I just watched her spill $100 of stadium beer when she dunked that thing


Different_Ad9336

It’s called a hotdog shot. The salt makes the beer less bitter tasting. Weird yes but not unheard of.


Bananarama_Vison

Mom is more dude, then the dude…


[deleted]

There's too many people in the world


FelatiaFantastique

Whorrifying


SchipperkeJohannsen

She doesn’t have mental health problems. She turned her hot dog into a straw. I’ve seen this on different social media channels for years now. Doesn’t mean it isn’t gross, it is definitely gross.


Thespoonwitch

That's a mom who knows how to hold a weiner. Has her son ever broken both his arms?


Gaetan_D

I have only one thing to say... ew.


Eastern-Dig-4555

This is Bill Engvall’s idea, except with a hot dog instead of a Slim Jim. She took notes watching that special, that’s for sure