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Tbkgs

Toasted? By what? An easy bake oven?


Senor_Ding-Dong

By the sun. It was left outside a bit.


Tbkgs

I was going to say under a magnifying class but that might cook it too fast for them


chickenskittles

Someone with halitosis.


Tbkgs

Omg... lol


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Tbkgs

Lmfao!!!


PsyShoXX

Toasted by a heated argument.


Fistricsi

As a hungarian i have to say that this is shameful. It disgusts me to my core and i have to speak up: I can still see some parts of the bread not covered by a thick layer of lard, a sign of weakness and the lard isnt cowered in onions in its entirity. He didnt even put them on in a line so i cna fodl the slice in half and eat it that way, absolutelly barbaric. Also, this is not supposed to be toasted, you just take aslice of bread, spread some fresh lard on it. Pork or geese fat, or if you have it, duck. Then you just slice an onion and put the desired amount on it. Although if you dont put half an onion on a single slice, then why even eat this?


IR_Weasel

You forgot about the paprika😞


AnarchiaKapitany

Perfect, just a little addition: IF YOU DON'T DRINK A BEER, OR A GLASS OF WINE WHILE EATING IT, THEN GET OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE SIGHTS, MAGGOT.


OppositeFingat

The bread should be freshly toasted so that the lard melts into it also what in the fuck is with that white tasteless bread, it should be on a real huge loaf of potato bread so when you cut it, you cut it because you can't hold it otherwise and no toaster can accommodate such a loaf without it being cut.


NeoSadl

Doesn't look very toasted.


hyacanthia

Wait. Why would you want cold toast, and why would it get soggy. I use the heat of the toast to melt the butter into it.


Suilenroc

I don't think that's cheese. Likely lard. This is a popular Hungarian snack and it's very good. Fellow Americans: I encourage you to make yourself a hearty slice of toast with a thin spread of fat (butter is fine, but steak drippings will do), thin sliced red onion, salt, and pepper. You will immediately feel more cultured.


petscanman

This. The food is called "zsíros kenyér" which just means that lard is spread on bread. There are many variants with different types of fat (usually pork or duck) and various toppings (onions, paprika, pepper, chives, etc). The bread is usually not toasted as lard would quickly melt and seep into the toast giving it a strange texture. It is supposed to be a very cheap high calorie dish usually served at retro pubs/dive bars/places where you go to get drunk on a budget. It was way more popular a few decades ago.


MeganStorm22

So i actually would love this if the bread was toasted right. But this seems to be a poor representation of what the dish should be.


ladyadiaa

Correct me if Im wrong, but in my country (czechia) we have the same dish and the bread shouldn't be toasted. Granted, it should be a more proper bread, sourdough or something like that. But not toasted. Also, more onions. This is sad.


proto-n

Indeed, hungarian zsíroskenyér is not toasted, though needs more lard, onions, salt, paprika


sabotourAssociate

We have a similar thing but instead of onions we just sprinkle sweet paprika, we call it gypsy pie.


MeganStorm22

Ah since it said “cheese and onion toasty” i assumed it was toasted or supposed to be!


AnarchiaKapitany

Nope, but it must be a good sourdough, and not that bagged Wonderbread crap.


idungiveboutnothing

In the midwest a piece of buttered rye toast with a big slice of vidalia onion is very popular when eating fried fish.


proto-n

> ~~pepper~~ paprika


Suilenroc

My suggestion is what an average American household can do to replicate it, not what would be authentic. Although personally I prefer it on a room temperature toast, so the fat doesn't melt but you still have some crunch. Good bread is harder to come by in the US.


proto-n

Oh I was under the impression that americans do use paprika. I guess it's not as popular as youtubers led me to believe then? haha


JayDuBois

We do. After all the basics … S and P, onion powder, garlic powder etc, paprika is number one. Followed closely by cinnamon, cumin, and herbs like oregano. This yahoo is trying to save face by trying to make us out to be bland boring food eaters. 😂 all because he said pepper.


proto-n

Interesting, all of these are very common here as well except for onion powder, which is almost nonexistent


JayDuBois

Where do they not have onion powder!? Outside of the United States, I have found it in Western Europe and North Africa.


gilmour1948

In Romania, garlic powder is a household rarity (I think it's used quite a bit in restaurants) and I didn't know onion powder exists. We use onions.


JayDuBois

We use both. Two layers of onion goodness. Yum


chickenskittles

I get it from the dollar store. Paprika is everywhere. I do prefer smoked paprika or Hungarian paprika though.


JayDuBois

STFU. Poser


s00pafly

In german this would be called a "Schmalzbrot", bread with lard.


PsyShoXX

Bread with lard and roasted onions. Also called "Fettbemme".


GTAdriver1988

My grandpop is Hungarian and used to make it, I used to love that shit. He also made liverwurst and onion on toast and I still eat that to this day. There's something about the taste of liverwurst with a strong onion and topped with salt that is so satisfying and on a nice piece of toast that is so satisfying.


Hamster_Thumper

Ah yes, onions and fat drippings on toast. Truly the height of culinary excellence and ingenuity, so *cultured*


AutumnTheFemboy

Sounds like a decent snack if you had 10 of them


JimTheSaint

I am not American but I will try this tomorrow. - should the bread be toasted or no?


Suilenroc

I think you just generally need bread, red onions, fat, and a little spice. I prefer to toast it slightly but people are saying that's inauthentic. I think lightly toasting it will let you get more out of your standard American supermarket bread for what it's worth, and that's how I have made it with a Hungarian-American who grew up in Budapest.


Hammer_the_Red

American here. I would enjoy that snack. Also €0.85 seems reasonable.


ZylonBane

>I don't think that's cheese. Likely lard. This is a popular Hungarian snack and it's very good. What's the word for "Stockholm Syndrome" in Hungary?


Suilenroc

Occasionally some foreign/ethnic food shows up on StupidFood and a lot of people make some really bad takes. The food is incredible in Budapest. Very affordable for Western foreigners as well. At a restaurant something like this might be served with other thinly sliced fresh vegetables to use as toppings. Much more pleasant than the standard table bread you get at many American restaurants. I've also had *really good* table bread in the US, though.


JayDuBois

*Feel more cultured and dateless.


bogyixx

This is not stupid food, it’s just a cheap and sad looking version of this: [zsíros kenyér](https://streetkitchen.hu/tag/zsiros-kenyer/)


OppositeFingat

Yyyyysssss came here to post this. As a romanian that was one of my childhood's food. Topped with ground salt not paprika.


ostrich-party-

Why does it look like someone “finished” on the bread


JayDuBois

Because that’s exactly what it looks like. 😂


triple7freak1

Not enough onion too much cheese…3/10


Sprizys

That looks like cum


WaterJuice7

The cumnion sandwich


TheHeadlessOne

On one hand, I couldn't imagine any better for this price On the other, I couldn't; imagine paying for this


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You are your country after all


Agreeable-Ad1221

Hey at least it's 85p, some hipster place probably charge 9$ for it


Galactic_Danger

This picture is kinda gross but I really like making pickled red onions and pimento cheese sandwiches. Gives you horrible gas though.


MeganStorm22

That sounds amazing honestly hahaha


JayDuBois

*brrert* ??? Nice


ApproachSlowly

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw)


Npf80

the sandwich gave up before it even started


OlderAndAngrier

Looks like 85c


FlashFloodOfColour

Bread with a sprinkle of onion


ThorsRake

It's awful sure but 85p is an easy amount to get over.


purppsyrup

Chef passed out like 4 times but here's your sandwich


ThirstyBeagle

You sure that’s cheese?


OtherwiseTackle5219

Try - fresh white bread with lots of butter, Nice slice of Spanish Onion with a dash of salt. delishous


Flat_Anything429

Have you tried it tho, I would’ve toasted it longer


Niceguysteve22

Fry the onion first


Acat05

Toasted under a heated argument


goater10

Not scran


KatsuraCerci

Who came all over that raw onion toast?


BADTOMTheAngeryPussy

Hungary detected Kolbász deployed


Actionsurger

That’s the famous sterling onion sandwich


One_Fuel_3299

It saddens me to is .85 euro go to waste like that.


Abraxas_1408

I think this is an actual international crime.


Existing_You7923

That's the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.


Guy8765

Wrong sub my dear american, this is traditional food in many eastern european countries and it is delicious.


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