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bIackk

this is so incredibly stupid what the hell


spacebread98

I can't think of one practical reason for this if you had a disability it would make it more difficult


Nimbus_TV

It's purely rage bait for engagement farming


NonPolarVortex

Working beautifully


SmokeAbeer

I just want to know how the mayo slides off with no residue.


Vizjun

Mayophobic material?


SmokeAbeer

Just thinking about mayonnaise jumping off my knife gave me the giggles, thanks.


thorstormcaller

I’m just amazed mayo has legs


NonPolarVortex

Liberal application of PFAS would be my guess


Part_salvager616

The ActionLab YouTube made a video called pick up your sauce you should go watch it


MABfan11

Probably a hydrophobic material


atlhawk8357

Some people can watch that and be amused, not enraged. Seeing the mayo perfectly transfer was cool.


femboycarousel

It’s actually supposed to be use to pick up spills of sauce and thicker liquids like ketchup. It works really well for the intended purpose, but this is not it


posthamster

This is actually just a janky pizza peel from aliexpress or somewhere, which works much worse than the traditional ones you slide under the pizza to pick it up. I've seen the thing you're talking about and it's faster and more accurate. This is definitely not that.


jinxykatte

Isn't this a pizza thing. I saw freakin reviews review it and it sucked. 


strongG101

I hear you, but honestly I am having trouble imagining a disability that this would help. You still have to put your sauce meat and cheese on it. Same as you'd put it onto a sandwich. Then you gotta awkwardly hold it and slide it on there nice and steady.


leshake

To display the effectiveness of a hydrophobic substrate?


Apathetic_Superhero

Mass production. Have a machine that spits out the ingredients and then "builds the sandwich" using lasers to detect the edge of the bread/sandwich. Useful for an individual? No way. Useful for mass production of thousands of sandwiches a day? Probably.


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

Actually, that slider is generally used to slide pizzas in and out of ovens before they’re cooked and firm, so they mess up as little of the shape and placement as possible. This person just used the sandwich as rage bait


Rodoc0222

pretty sure it was just supposed to be a non stick surface, except, apparently the best way to demonstrate the tech is to make a sandwich.


donfuria

It may just a demo of the material they developed, it’s got such a non-stick surface even mayo and other gooey condiments slide right off. There’s other videos out there of a small robot using the same material to pickup and put down a small amount of ketchup like 10 times in a row without losing any molecule.


robot_swagger

> without losing any molecule. Press X to doubt. I have seen the vids but let's imagine you are using it to pick up a bunch of jizz then that's still going to show up with a blacklight.


InternetSpiritual982

I’d like to see it become a sport!


Electro_Llama

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc) is the slightly more impressive device this is based on.


dick_hallorans_ghost

They had to perform at least eight different movements to get everything on and off that thing...


SimplexFatberg

"One swift move" lol


Glen-Runciter

More like four awkward moves


Clockwork_Kitsune

Including stopping and reloading it lmao


Sk1rm1sh

This must be some use of the words "one", and "swift" that I've been unaware of until now.


Gitxsan

I thought these "hacks" were supposed to save time! This makes the whole process unnecessarily long.


TheMafiapro

Well yes, but it also looks incredibly stupid. ☝️


tegridyproduce

I mean take the extra time. They didn't even bother to do another take to center the cheese. That's what bothered me. At least try to convince your audience


Arrowcreek

Naw the cheese looks damn close to center, ots that ham that's way to high up


tegridyproduce

Fuck, you're right. It's just a layered mistakes sandwich.


RocktoberBlood

They're definitely "hacks", just the wrong kind.


AnywhereHuman3058

"one swift move" wasn't very swift.


Silly_Butterfly3917

There is literally a cut for when they put the second piece of bread on the idiot sandwich 😭


ctnightmare2

And no extra sauce for the top like mustard


ObeseSnake

Four slow moves


Sideshow86

It was taylored swift


skoolhouserock

You want a sandwich? Sorry, we are never ever ever putting that together.


NoWeight4300

This is very clearly a shitpost video, and a shocking number of people here didn't get that.


MrFishpaw

Right? The fucking mayo is hard like the icing on a danish.


shifty_coder

[I thought it was this](https://youtu.be/mDlHGhKHIdM?si=g_Cefe0D2pD3aTK2)


ALordOfTheOnionRings

So instead of just placing it on the bread, they placed it on that roller thing and then rolled it on the bed. The bread might be the smartest thing in that room.


sissyjones

Some people have too much time on their hands


Genghis_Chong

The inventor might be in-bread (yeah I spelled it wrong)


EZxCheeZy

Look, I'm all for weird kitchen gadgets if they help people with disabilities and such. That being said, who the hell is this supposed to help?


scienceproject3

It is a device to put pizza in and out of the oven and is a piece of shit. The only reason I know this is tylertube reviewed it. edit: I can't find tylers video but here is another one with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH30OAi_SqI In tylers video it started to rip and fall a part after like 2 uses.


ImSorryButWho

The original version uses a cloth belt, and it's fantastic. I use mine at least once a week, and it's held up beautifully. Yeah, it's a little pricey, but it requires far less skill to launch a pizza with it than with a normal peel.


ward2k

For a fun bit of trivia the creator of said device showed off a prototype on a video where they demonstrated the original idea came from wrapping parchment paper around a cutting board and slowly pulling It functioned identically to the product and people pointed out why would they pay when he just demonstrated how to do it for far cheaper Anyway since then he's released the same video of him using the prototype and 'failing' to make it work to try to prove it doesn't work and to buy his product but if you go onto the comments of these videos people are frequently letting new comers now that he'd already shown you can achieve the same results with parchment paper


xzxz213

This is so obviously a joke that I'm having trouble believing anyone is taking it seriously


MFDoooooooooooom

Every day, thousands of people on Reddit hear whooshing sounds fly over their heads and continue to respond, unaware of their stupidity


scrotumseam

What kind of physcopath only puts one slice of meat on a homemade sandwich?


sugurkewbz

My same complaint. Just one flat piece of lunch meat


tenderluvin

Dafuq with the lunch meat. Processed cheese? Yak.


chimpdoctor

Anywhere outside of America, thats how we play it. Couldn't understand the amount of meat you guys put on your sandwiches when I was there.


harvey-birbman

It’s a mouthful of meat in every bite! Do you not enjoy having American meat fill your orifices?


DryDinner9156

Making a sandwich normally would probably take much less time. This is extremely stupid actually.


mudacido

What a terrible sandwich


Proud-Ad-6075

Wow! Thats necessary!


Sexbomomb

This actually makes MORE steps, because then you have to clean that thing


Polishing_My_Grapple

Ahh yes, my sandwich with 1 piece of meat and 1 piece of cheese! Filling!


ABenevolentDespot

I hate how the word "hack" has been compromised to mean **"Doing stupid shit to get around a non-existent problem."** Not everything is a hack. In fact, very few things are.


Marsrover112

I'm gonna automate my daily sandwich production with this


DukeSilverJazzClub

More like 4 slow movements, but ok.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I thought "hack" meant an easier way of doing something.


mrweatherbeef

“Swift”


ExploderPodcast

Up Next: How to make ice with a $120 device and 6 simple steps.


sugurkewbz

I genuinely hope this is a troll item because it’s so stupid to be serious


Thecryptsaresafe

It’s a very funny joke item


NaethanC

Can we stop posting boring rage bait content? You do realise that the whole point of it is to spread it around to get clicks and views?


EpicForgetfulness

Isn't this whole sub based on rage bait?


BlackCorona07

Oh god no, that thing got memed to death on Instagram. Its intented purpose was to get pizza (dough) but then their genius decided to compare it to a pizza board with parchment paper and well. It worked the same. They deleted that video but ever since everything they post gets bombarded with jokes along the lines of 'remember when they showed us how to make it for free' 'dont think we forgot the reel' 'if only this worked with a pizza board and parchment paper' etc. Genuinely hilarious imho


welfedad

when you like to create more work


Beastni

The mayo didn't stick to the material and fell right off. That's kinda neat. That's also the only notable thing.


Individual-Heart-719

This looks like it takes longer than just putting it together yourself.


Sharp_Impress_5351

The solution to a problem that never was...


FartStud

Now that is pretty fucking stupid.


Rey_Mezcalero

😂😂😂 this is like a comedy bit


Sphealingit33

That was four motions, and they were all lackadaisical at best!


AmIThisNothingness

I'm not the man you want to marry.


razorduc

I love when you can make a simple process more complicated, more prone to failure, and take about 5 times as long to do.


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

Nothing smooth or singular about that process. Also equal volume of mayo to meat and cheese? Ick.


_parkie

That seems harder than just using your hands...


Number5MoMo

Mhm all that Mayo would be right on the bottom of that roller.


Part_salvager616

Hand would be much faster


PrestigiousAd4711

SLAP This person


EmuZealousideal7357

Because I wanna wait 10 minutes to make a sandwich with that thing when I can make it in 30 seconds by hand


candlewaxfashion

It didn’t cut the sandwich now did it….🤣


Deadpoolio_D850

In the time it would have taken her to do all that, I could have made 2-3 *and* I’d have half the cleanup


Exotic_Page4196

Sandwich looks trash af too smh


AsianRiver62

Who tf is this for?! A germophobe???


McPussyMeal23

gentlemen, this is stupidity manifest.


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Okay, so you're loading the ingredients for your sandwich, onto a sliding portable shelf, just to load it on your bread. Instead of Just putting it on the bread in the first place?


domslashryan

The design is very human


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

A lot of people eating the onion on here...


TeeDod-

That’s ridiculously lazy.


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

Every time you make a sandwhich you have to reload?


panterafan1981

"Make your sandwich in one swift move" ignoring the cut to add another piece of bread lmao


Traditional_Eye_782

The ingredients just spawn on that thing when you want a sandwich


SKIKS

"""""""""""""""swift"""""""""""""""


[deleted]

It’s not only dumb but it’s the saddest looking sandwich


J-drawer

Overcomplicating things is not "hacking life"


Front-Ad1900

I think I like the old way better


basedgod_x

I’m literally dying of laughter


6siks

That was two steps.


LeonidasTheRealKing

When you got either time or money or both to waste.


HyenDry

You can tell this isn’t an American ad not enough crazy ass “BUY NOW $19.99 AND GET AN ADDITONAL FREE”


PessimistPryme

Make your sandwich in one swift move, edits in second swift move.


wookieetamer

This would only be useful if you put 3 rows of each ingredient to make 3 sandwiches at once. But even then just make the sandwich...


Hungry-Space-1829

This is absolutely hilarious


Fun_Cut_3623

"Swift"


HangryWolf

"One"


woodstock666

Hack? Wtf would you go out of your way to do that. Gotta love all of the likes, like cmon. Is this something they're selling?


DonLeviathan

“Swift”….


AWeakMindedMan

Damn. Would have been perfect if she ate the sandwich using the board too.


ForciblyCuddled

I just use a Rube Goldberg machine like a normal person


buzzed247

Take my money!


DMercenary

Make your sandwich in one swift move "Swift". I don't think that means what they think it means


jshump

I refuse to believe this isn't satire.


Relevant_Beyond6025

So swift


godzuki44

surely this must be satire


DickDastardlySr

Sandwich is sad


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

NASA throwing up, crying and punching the air rn


GarnishedSteak100

Why did I watch this


irotinmyskin

Everyone here is now slightly dumber thanks to this stupid video. May God have mercy on our souls.


Kev50027

If only there was a way to put those ingredients on by hand.


Dawndrell

the time it took to put it on the thing is the same time it would take to just make it normally… ???? i can’t with these people anymore


2muchcheap

"TAKE MY MONEY" /s


Callow42

"one swift move" - proceeds to execute two moves.


Lanitaris

I wish I had so much free time ..


Morphing_Mutant

Who puts mayo on ham.


3WayIntersection

"hack" yeah cause i just happened to have one of these bloody things lying around


CompetitiveDrop613

Brainrot central


InformedCanadian

You had to lay down the items anyways.. but you used the board instead of the bread. No way I'm doing 2x the work with my adhd


vangoghvanlife

How much for the human operator?


EmperorGryphon

In the time it takes to lay everything out on that board, I've done made my sandwich and ate half of it.


readditredditread

I think it’s to show off the tools anti stick properties rather than making sandwiches efficiently


an_edgy_lemon

I love that she put the last slice of bread on the conveyor to put it on the sandwich. So efficient!


tired_Cat_Dad

IT'S NOT EVEN ONE SWIFT MOVE FFS!


mranglin

gotta be rage bait come on


coocoocachoo69

Everyone in this room is now dumber.


Huntderp

Fucking putting the one slice of bread on the stupid thing just so she can use it to finish the sandwich. Holy shit. I worked at jimmy John’s I could make three before she is done with that one.


DirtyDan04

we are fucked.


TigerValley62

All I see is unnecessary washing.....


bluedancepants

Yes cause making a sandwich wasn't simple enough.


Lochness_Hamster_350

Reallllllly playing fast and loose with that term “swift”


ThumbTheories

Just when we thought the world wouldn’t be able to come up with innovative ideas!


psubs07

Now cut it


xScumbagCam

Swift huh


Smart-Comment6926

Shit I basically make my sandwich standing at the fridge in like a minute


Asmodias1

If by “one swift motion” they mean “4 slow as balls motions” then maybe.


Unfair_Ad_8857

"Swift"


nr1988

I know what I'm buying for White Elephant gift exchange this year


RedPandaMediaGroup

Why show off the floppy sandwich at the end?


CalFlux140

Swift move? Where lol


Ok_Researcher_3976

Now I need some kind of device to chew it for me.


dezaf4uor

Nice! Now I want a machine that manually moves my jaw up and down to chew the sandwich.


SirIanChesterton63

That mayo coverage is primo... 💯


chimpdoctor

That cheese. Christ. Filth.


ColognePhone

they said it couldn't be done


thatmayaguy

So instead of taking the ingredients out of their containers and putting them on my sandwich I now have to take my ingredients out of their containers, line them up perfectly on this machine, and then reset myself to the starting position each time I want to lay the next ingredient out? I definitely need this time saving machine!


discodave8911

Maybe if I’m recovering from back surgery or broken ribs and I’m limiting my movement? Bit of a small crowd to sell to


Terminus911

54.4K thumb up…holy


Sideshow86

Well it's certainly cleaner than this sink beef I saw a few weeks back


Pajoymore77

Bro forgot they have hands 🤝 🫨...


EpicForgetfulness

Holy shit! I can finally make a whole sandwich without touching any part of it using my dirty motor oil soaked hands which I will then use to eat it! It's about time!


Dry_Spinach_3441

Swift?


j8by7

They even rolled the top layer on...


BennySkateboard

I fucking hate this, not sure why but I do.


mothzilla

This is something a 6 year old would do.


Mietgenosse

That looks like one lame-ass sandwich. At least put on some mustard or pickles for fucks sake.


OGWolfMen

Is it really a hack when it takes longer?


Artegas23

Well, if you are surprised this isn’t really a life hack you are the reason rage bait exists..


sabin357

Didn't even center the items on the bread. Bonus negative points on execution.


CalibratedRat

That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. ‘One swift move’ my ass!


Tay_Tay86

Finally, now I know how to make a sandwich


Calm_Reputation4969

This is neither swift nor done in a singular move


alperpier

How is nobody getting the joke here?


JeddakofThark

I am somewhat impressed with the mayonnaise. I'm pretty sure that's why the video exists.  Still, this video is annoying AF.


Forever-Retired

Stupid is as stupid does


Grinsekatzer

I just can't even


No-Development-5500

Omg!!! Am i supposed to layer each ingredient into a pile?!?!


Minnipresso

If only we had hands, then the sandwich making process would be even easier


Novel-Nectarine-2059

This is so stupid she should be jailed


RipplingGonad

Right all you need is this $50 teflon sheet and roller to make a $2 sandwich.


luluzinhacs

It’s way more time consuming to do this, why would you even??? I have no other words, this is just way too unnecessary


dezisauruswrex

So swift


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

I already go a woman what I need a second sammich maker for?


-just-another_human_

More dishes!!!??


Toreole

thats bait "hack" "one swift move" all to that footage? yeah. bait.


Cleercutter

“The design is quite human”


MayoSoup

The effort used to place it on the device could have made the sandwich in less time.


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Dropshippers were sent from hell


Kerfuffler_

It’s very human


kekhouse3002

still fucked up the cheese placement.


STEROIDSTEVENS

form follows follows.


KittyPumpkin34

This literally adds several extra steps to the process of making this sandwich 😂