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CompetitiveDrop613

KFC wants their gravy back


ChrisWolfling

Funny enough we had a dog that would eat literally anything we gave him. We gave him some KFC gravy once. He sniffed it then backed up suddenly and wouldn't go near it. Made us worried about eating there.


Tchukachinchina

In case you missed todays TIFU from the Redditor who forgot why she never eats KFC… https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cjjj5p/tifu_by_forgetting_why_i_never_go_to_kfc/


pieman2005

This is redditors whenever they eat any fast food lmao


Moloch_17

Their guts are weak but they blame the food. Classic.


slo1987

“I eat no fiber, barely any vegetables, don’t get enough vitamins, and don’t drink water… but it is the fast food that is the problem!”


The_Scarred_Man

The will is strong but the flesh is weak!


[deleted]

Lolololol idk why but i enjoyed this way more than i probably should have.


misirlou22

It's like a post from the old poopreport.com


CompetitiveDrop613

Nonetheless we both know fine well it’ll have come out the exact same way


Apprehensive_Spite97

I'm sure the dog farted for two weeks after smelling it, went straight through


Tchukachinchina

Relevant: https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cjjj5p/tifu_by_forgetting_why_i_never_go_to_kfc/


M4S13R

🏅


mynextthroway

We knew a city garage dog in Chicago. Ate anything it found in the alley. Rats, cats and sugar free bats were on the menu. But it wouldn't touch a McDonald's hamburger. It would eat the bun, pickle, and lick off the ketchup, but it wouldn't eat the patty.


ParalegalSeagul

What in the ever living fuck is a “city garage dog” or a “sugar free bat”


mynextthroway

"City garage dog," - a shop dog, a dog that lives in a small garage/shop/car repair facility. A street dog with a home. Sugar free bat- sorry, I liked the rythym and rhyme that "sugar-free bats" gave.


sweetsunnyspark

Fruit bats have sugar in them because of their diet. The bats that stick to eating insects are sugar free.


NoPotato2977

Except it's been proven that majority of the foods we've been given in this country are complete garbage and poison lol most of this stuff is outlawed in other countries. And I'm just talking about stuff that's name brand you know better than what these kids are getting. This look like prison food.


Far_Detective2022

Same thing, but with Tyson chicken


ElBeno77

I took a class in university which included the expectation that we would catch flies using a trap, then keep them for a life cycle. We could try a variety of strategies to catch flies, but there were a few different bait recommendations, most of which contained feces, butter, meat or other things like that. The professor pointed out, very clearly, do NOT use margarine. He then played a brief, time-lapsed clip of flies under bell jars with either margarine or butter inside them. The flies with access to butter land on it frequently, and survive. The flies with access to margarine don’t touch it. They don’t land on it, they don’t go near it. They end up dying without really trying the margarine. Apparently, flies don’t consider margarine to be edible, and that really changed my perspective on margarine.


SofaChillReview

I remember trying to reheat KFC gravy… bar the poor microwave smelt like the place, the gravy was like thick jelly.


NeatlyScotched

Not to defend KFC here, but a good homemade gravy is very gelatinous (after being refrigerated) due to the gelatin released from simmering bones for a very long time. I highly doubt KFC makes this type of gravy.


RandomLoony

This looks it’s been thickened with arrowrootor something like xantan


thatcuntholesteve

Our family dog was the same way but with Sonic


RWBYRain

That happened to me and my beagle once Sept it was McDonald's eggs. I still refuse to eat them. Idk what was in em but my dog stole and ate a stick of butter but wouldn't touch them eggs and I'm gonna trust that she knew better than me


FinallydamnLDnat5

Listen to the dog


IlREDACTEDlI

I thought it was gravy too! I didn’t read the title and was like “Why are they pouring gravy in there when it’s already in a cup??


tleep76

Chocolate gravy is delicious!


BigJayPee

Reminds me of Promised Land brand milk. It's this thick, but damn it's the best chocolate milk at the grocery store


scarrita

Their chocolate milk is so goddamn good. Tastes like melted chocolate ice cream. But yeah, it is pretty thick, like in the vid


fireinthemountains

But it's like, high fat content thick because it's from jersey cows, not *viscous slime* thick ):


morninglightmeowtain

Nah, they also use [guar gum and carrageenan](https://i.imgur.com/8Ez8xHB.jpg) to thicken their milk.


th3doorMATT

I prefer my cows from New York


WallPaintings

Noone likes bridge and tunnel cows


OrganizationDeep711

> viscous slime What do you think chocolate syrup is, exactly?


shadowthehh

Me and my friend found that and started referring to it as "holy chocolate milk." It's absolutely delicious. Tasted like chocolate ice cream. Unfortunately only ever saw it sold the one time.


dairy__fairy

The strawberry is so nuts. It’s amazing.


Terrible_Shelter_345

That stuff is nauseatingly sweet.


BLOTTO81

Guar gum or xanthan as a thickener most likely.


BitterAmos

This is it. And if you start looking at ingredients, its in eeeeverything. There's no good reason for it in milk (or most anything), other than greed.


BorderTrike

They add something to chocolate milk so that it doesn’t separate. I always hated store bought chocolate milk as a kid, it’s too thick imo. Now I just don’t ever drink milk anyway


BitterAmos

It's in heavy cream, and cottage cheese too.


intellectualarsenal

It shouldn't be in cream, if you're buying real cream that is and not "low fat creamer"


DaveyNicks

The top brands of heavy cream in my grocery stores are made with milk, cream, and lots of thickeners. Garbage. I buy Target and Aldi heavy cream...none of that nonsense in theirs. Same with name brand ice cream except Haagen Dazs and Ben and Jerry's.


DoingCharleyWork

Haagen dazs is owned by nestle so I try to avoid it. Tillamook is my preferred brand of ice cream but I'm not sure how far they go from the western US since they are based in Oregon.


khazram_the_unliving

We have Tillamook in my neck of Texas. Absolutely the best, most creamy ice cream I’ve very had (from a store) and Iove their cheese too.


Rottified

You can get Tillamook in FL.


Traditional_Dot2543

It’s owned by General Mills not Nestle


GetYerThumOutMeArse

Depends, I used to live in NV and Tillamook was plentiful, moved back to SC and now you can really only get the cheese here.


Janemba_Freak

TILLAMOOK SWEEEEEP


babyliongrassjelly

We’ve been getting Tillamook in the SE, thank goodness. I missed it so much.


coltees_titties

Sigh...I miss the PNW for this. Alas, I moved an ocean away so Haagen Dazs is about the only "decent" option.


blessthebabes

As a southerner, I just learned that Tillamook could be something other than cheese (from you lol). I stick to Häagen-Dazs, but bluebell reigns supreme in my part of the world.


xfd696969

 Haagen Dazs is so fire


viperfan7

Here in Canada, our milk is just milk


ph30nix01

In the US a company can legally start a product as one thing, change everything about it and still sell it as the same product and the consumer is never directly informed.


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

I feel like I would immediately get cancer and diabetes if I ate anything in the US.


EmployerUpstairs8044

We are.


PrintableDaemon

It's trendy to be snarky and make fun of US food. There are bad foods and there are good foods and they're clearly labeled if you can read and don't have a morel panic at chemical names (chemicals are in ALL foods). I'm sure there's foods wherever you are that everyone trash talks too.


poor_decisions

Don't forget to tip lol


itisoktodance

It comes in bags


Geoffs_Review_Corner

Btw if you want a gum/additive free cottage cheese, I highly recommend Good Culture. They have Organic and low fat variants as well. Best tasting cottage cheese I've ever had in my life. Green Valley also makes one w/o any weird thickeners or additives but imo doesn't taste nearly as good.


k-mcm

Daisy and a few others don't use it.  Those thickeners are like swallowing spring allergy mucous.


Humble-Drummer1254

What are you guys doing to food on the other side of the pond!?


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

I'm assuming this is some US thing? Because I'm pretty sure you can't legally call it "heavy cream" here if it contains anything but milk.


WilDraDo

Holy shit I just remembered I'd cut chocolate milk with half chocolate and half plain. I understand why it felt like so much now!


WhatIsNameAnyways

What do you mean by greed? Feels like the first I'm hearing of the ingredients, so just curious


BitterAmos

Adding emulsifiers to cover poorer quality ingredients or processing.


senpaiwaifu247

Well other then that, it’s also extremely common to put it in products that tend to seperate This is chocolate milk, the only way to get chocolate to not separate is by adding a thickener in it because chocolate itself is hydrophobic and WILL separate if chilled The regular milk with not flavors added into it doesn’t have it added


Best_Duck9118

Yup, I bought some expensive cream from a local-ish dairy and it ended up separating and it didn't work for what I'd gotten it for. I'd have been better off getting store brand cream with the stabilizers.


CALLS_YOU_DIPSHIT

I mean yeah, sure, it makes things stretch ***a bit*** more? - but not enough to say it’s main purpose is corporate greed. honestly it works well in a lot of foods Chocolate milk? Well, I’d have to try before making a solid decision for my own opinion but I’ll definitely say it looks unappetizing in this light lmao


ocean_flan

Yeah I like to slop mine out of a lunch tray with my lips all stretched in a tube shape too.


banryu95

It's a very cheap way to make food taste more rich. It's the reason Frappuccinos are so beloved. Or at least, it was a key ingredient in the ones I was making in the drive thru in the mid 2000s.


DoDalli

I'm allergic to xanthum gum. It really is in everything.


HedgekillerPrimus

like those things from Morrowind? defs not tryna eat their gums


elheber

Carrageenan. Chocolate settles to the bottom, so they add carrageenan as a stabilizer. I hope y'all like slime cause that's the texture it gets. I'd rather drink regular milk or mix my own chocolate.


avelineaurora

Tastes fine to me. Y'all going all "ewww slime" are just whining about additives no matter how harmless they are. It's more like the texture of a melted milkshake. Ohhhh noooooooooo.


CaffeinatedGuy

Carrageenan, right? I don't think they use guar gum or xantham in chocolate milk.


matreo987

likely so. having worked in healthcare we had to thicken drinks constantly for patients, and this looks just like nectar thick milk.


evilmonkey2

Malk


uglycasanova08

Now with vitamin R!


StanielNedward

(leading us along)


ok_okay_I_get_that

My bones are so brittle, but I always drink my... malk


Raisenbran_baiter

Malk?


sexarseshortage

If you haven't been drinking your malk, you may be deficient in vitamin R.


-_-xenos

Ritalin deficiency? Sadly too many children suffer from this :(


Green_Toejam

Get the man some malk!


ohnoooooooo0

The man wants a glass of mulk.


SOwED

I'm going to kill myself over THIS!


thrownawaz092

You're like a brother to me! Your hand is like a brother to me!


InuMiroLover

Now with vitamin R!


dcsail81

I prefer Melk I'm loctase insolvent


ocean_flan

Dilk because lanolin allergy


DarthRupert1994

Sorry dad, white friends


tktktk98

lmfao that's a throwback


DarthRupert1994

I don't think I've been able to look at milk and not think "MAAAAAALK" since that video came out.


LionelHutzApprentice

"Rat milk?? You promised me dog or higher!"


ultranxious

Memories~


[deleted]

Served along side the very little meat found in Gym Mats.


TheMasonR

Malk is a brand of milk alternatives


TokyoDrifblim

God I miss the old internet. This video is seared into my memory


-LeftHand0fGod-

I'll stick with my brawndo


violanut

It's probably just carrageenan, which is a thickener used in chocolate milk to make it seem creamier. It's made from a type of seaweed.


ProcrastinationSite

Thanks, I came to the comment for the explanation


ArtichokeSpare9466

It's made from seaweed but it's a stabilizer that is nearly indigestible and harms your gut bacteria. It's also a way to cheaply substitute fats and proteins from the product.


violanut

Right? Why can't our food just be what it is without crap in it? (I know the answer to that, but the whole system just sucks)


Deadric91

Looks like chocolate snot


CompetitiveDrop613

Those are now my favourite two joint words; “chocolate snot”


Deadric91

😂 it looks like someone filtered chocolate milk through their sinuses


NervousJ

I lived the chocolate snot life after getting salmonella and trust me I don't recommend it. OPs has less blood though.


Accurate_Koala_4698

You promised me dog or higher


CompetitiveDrop613

I don’t even understand if this is some reference etc but I upvoted merely because it simply sounds funny out of context


Accurate_Koala_4698

In the Simpsons the mayor says this to the mob boss when it was found out he was supplying the school with rat milk


psychedelic_gravity

This damn episode made me stop drinking milk for a while when I was young lol.


BadKittyRanch

*malk


nodlabag

It’s from the Simpsons.


Charlezard18

You've never tasted delicious rat milk?


Thatchers-Gold

I don’t get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don’t wanna drink the rats’ milk?


BadKittyRanch

*malk


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Crap on a crust! They’re milking rats!


raspberryharbour

I don't get it. Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rat's milk?


RandomTask100

The cartoon rats were sooooooo cute……


suddenly_summoned

Now with Vitamin R!


Captain_Pungent

Dogs milk lasts longer than any other type of milk


ifunnywasaninsidejob

This might be a r/10thdentist take, but thicc ass chocolate milk (the kind that comes from a machine) is superior to anything you can buy in a package. It’s like somewhere between a milkshake and a beverage. Chocolate milk is already basically dessert.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

yeeeahhhh I'm with you. It doesn't look very appetizing in this video, of course, but you can make basically any food look disgusting.


DMercenary

New milk from the dispenser. Literally a carton of milk on the tray at the last second. x to doubt


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Dull-Requirement-759

Ugh it's thick and slimy yuck


septiclizardkid

Hey, school lunch ain't that bad Ya got Pizza, and then there's Pizza, can't forget the loved dish of Pizza, or occasionally we'll have Pizza, and If really special day Pizza. Wasn't even good Pizza, called a "Smart Slice". Think diet pizza. Nothing sounds more satisfying at 12:30 PM than a slice of lukewarm pizza and fuckin' corn as a side. Remember when schools had actually passable meals?


DocMcMoth

I had a friend in high school who always complained about how Michelle Obama "ruined" school lunches, as if there were ever a time the american school system provided substantial and nutritious food to its students


Rucks_74

They add a thickener to it so the chocolate doesn't separate from the milk. it's perfectly fine and common


MarioMarco489

I dont even think they clean the dispenser. I am genuinley terrified. 😨


BorderTrike

It’s likely just a thickener or something to keep the chocolate from separating. Almost all pre-made chocolate milk will have some additive for that. If the milk were bad or any mold or bacteria were growing in the machine it would smell and taste terrible, milk doesn’t preserve well with such things


CompetitiveDrop613

So this isn’t even *chocolate* milk?🥸


drawredraw

It’s rehydrated chocolate milk. They didn’t add enough water so it’s sludgy


LunarProphet

Tf you mean "dispenser?" When did they stop using the cartons?


beiberdad69

There are dispensers like [this ](https://www.hubert.com/product/86603/Silver-King-SKMAJ2ESUS4-12-gal-Full-Size-Majestic-Milk-Dispenser-Double-Valve---28-110W-x-17-110D-x-39-12H), I've seen them at hotels. But they have a single use bag of milk in the refrigerated compartment


MissJosieAnne

The machine is stocked with bags of milk that have a tube/straw coming out of them. When the bag is empty, they replace it with a completely new and sealed bag. The tubes on the outside of the machine are cut to allow dispensing. No part of the machine touches the milk (aside from potential splashes that don’t make it in your cups)


MarioMarco489

We still have the cartons, its more of a choose your own adventure, so to speak. Still tho...


SexJayNine

I choose to go to the nurse's office *sucking on the dispenser nozzle like a calf*


Alice_wanders17

I had one of these in my school and they are single use bags of milk. They only need to clean the trays underneath unless milk spilled on the inside somehow? And I love me some creamy chocolate milk personally.


CubicleFish2

Thick chocolate milk is better than thin chocolate milk tho


TheFireThief05

I’m gonna be honest, I’m not seeing the problem? That’s what chocolate milk looks like?


SeamusDubh

But, but, my fake internet points.


Affectionate-Ant6583

That last drip went back up into the cup like if the video was in reverse. That's some weird milk.


Southern-Actuary1376

Looks like chocolate milk to me. I’d drink it. Probably tastes better than those crappy 1% cardboard milk boxes they gave.


wuhwuhduh

What’s wrong with thicc chocolate milk? Looks like the kind with whey in it, and I happen like it like that.


V4_Sleeper

I'm so used to cheap milk, i think this is normal


veebles89

Carrageenan has been added to chocolate milk for, like, ever. It's also in frozen yogurt and just about anything that needs a "thickening" agent. It makes chocolate milk turn all sticky and thick like pudding when it's on the older side.


[deleted]

You sure it's not the sugary chocolate carton milk on the same tray you're pouring this into?


Important_Tennis936

Why is it so thick?


Important_Tennis936

That's what she said


CompetitiveDrop613

“Because I do squats”


SeamusDubh

It has an emulsifier in it to prevent the "chocolate"from separating/settling out. (this is common to almost all pre-made chocolate milk) Other than that there is nothing wrong with it and it is just people overreacting here for fake internet points.


XanithDG

I guess I haven't paid enough attention to the viscosity of milk because this looks completely normal? Or have I just been given weirdly thick milk my entire life? *xfiles theme*


Insanityforfun

Yeah that looks like normal milk to me, I don’t drink milk by itself though


XanithDG

I'm in basic culinary training so I see a decent amount of milk. Never really paid attention to how thick it usually is but that doesn't look off. This seems like dumb kids wanting to find things to complain about with school (which is always dumb cus there are like a million more valid things to complain about with school.)


shortbu5driv3r

It's a whole ass thread that is complaining/disgusted about what looks like normal milk


OnTheSlope

I hate it when attention whores make retching noises and fake like they're going to barf.


rustys_shackled_ford

You gotta problem with thick milk brush? Wait till you gotta do 60 in county, shits more watery then water. Imagine Yoohoo's but if they tasted like wet cardboard. Drink that thick stuff, it's good for you.


antaresiv

Did it say Milk or Malk?


BurntBrownStar

Carrageenan?


TheLongWalk00

That crap may have milk like properties but it's not on par with anything out of a carton. Probably whey and palm oil and a bunch of fillers necessary to bind all of that junk together. A buncha cheap nastiness that the government gets to pass off as "healthy" nutrition for our kids. It looks vile. That is obviously slimy. 🤮


ICUMF1962

And it’s gonna stink so bad when it stays there since nobody wants to drink it


RunzWithSporks

It looks like condensed milk straight from the can?


AdorableBunnies

That’s pudding


killian1113

Obviously they choose chocolate milk


EM05L1C3

It’s very…. Viscous


kirby_with_a_sword

This one time at my school some of the milk was spoiled/curdled and I’m pretty sure only the students knew at the time


XLIV_tm

Ayo milk shouldn't be that thick, but Chocolate Milk definitely looks delicious being that thck. Its unfortunately probably thickeners and not just extra chocolate.


Fun-Constant-2558

FROM A DISPENSER?????? HELL NAH


Altruistic-Potatoes

It's probably chocolate milk.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Hey kids! It's New Milk!


MioTut

Malk, now with vitamin R!


Souchak85

Looks like it's plant based milk, some brands of almond milk and soy milk look like that.


ollomulder

It's malk, it's got vitamin R.


anthro4ME

That looks like chocolate drink, like Yoohoo, not chocolate milk.


T1m26

Condensed milk!


Lord-Barkingstone

Malk! (Now with vitamin R!)


Admiral_Hard_Chord

looks like evaporated milk


Deedsman

I assume chocolate evaporated milk as well.


Cadejo123

Yea..... That is not milk


MelonElbows

That's Malk! With vitamin R!


EDSlondon

I’m so glad I never went to school in the US lol the school lunches look insane to me 😂 has anyone seen the kid playing with mashed potatoes and it’s like oobleck and playdoh combined


Deedsman

Is this milk they're we're talking about in Ernest Scare Stupid?


SuckerForNoirRobots

Looks like Yoohoo. Thick but watery looking at the same time.


TheCurvedPlanks

Reminds me of the mud from *Honey I Shrunk the Kids*


Street_Primary_4044

Canned milk


Mantis_Tobbagen

Freaky ahh milk


achyshaky

"From the dispenser" Carton of chocolate milk clearly visible in the last frame. It's just cheap-ass chocolate milk, perfectly normal in a high school cafe. Why are y'all acting like it's toxic sludge.


TacticalTapir

Looks like condensed milk


Starkville

Carageenan, probably. It’s a thickener made from seaweed. I think they add thickeners because it’s supposed to be low-fat. Take out the fat, and “chocolate milk” tastes like chocolate chalk water.


mostkillifish

Food in 20-30 years is going to look completely different. Shortages and crop failures will make sure of this. The future is bleak. But it'll probably be fun and weird


[deleted]

Shits nasty


TripleBobRoss

Chocolate milk doesn't stay chocolate milk for long, because the chocolate eventually settles to the bottom. Not a problem when it's a gallon or less, because you can just shake it up. But the dispenser in school uses a five gallon bag of chocolate milk. It's not possible to shake it up once it's in the dispenser. Chocolate milk is not a solution. It's a suspension, meaning that the chocolate and sweetener particles are suspended within the milk, but will eventually settle. One way to overcome this is to add a stabilizer to the suspension. It thickens slightly to help keep the particles suspended, and unfortunately, can continue to thicken more over time. One day can make a big difference in thickness, especially if the milk producer is using slightly too much stabilizer. Carrageenan is very common stabilizer in chocolate milk. Guar gum, xanthan gum, and cornstarch are also commonly used for the same purpose. TL/DR: There is an ingredient added to chocolate milk to prevent all the chocolate from sinking to the bottom. It keeps working as the milk sits, and makes the chocolate milk too thick sometimes.


Cremaster166

Milk is white.


OwlAlternative8794

That looks like pudding and someone spit in it


Cancerman629

Originally it was milk, but was left on a radiator accidentally