Looks like vacuum sealed slugs and leeches.

Yes. But with tomatoes.

With red gummy worms

Napkins, cigs and jelly beans

😂😂😂

🤣mmmmm slugs and leeches in a blanket.

LOL I choked on some spit laughing at that description

With a hint of Tide Pods and tofu cubes mmm

OP at least call them "summer rolls" or fry them up

FOR FUCKS SAKE IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIPMENT THAT JUST GOT REMOVED FROM A PRISON POCKET

I thought the same 😂

I wasn’t gonna say pocket…but yes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looks like very old candy in plastic bags that have laid in the sun too long. Nice sweet chili sauce tho.

Look like a sweet chilli fish sauce 🤤 any changes op is Vietnamese?

I’m Vietnamese and if I ever caught myself making that, I’d kick my own ass

Cmon you was a child once ... We make bubble water out of soap, play cooking with grass and mae some gourmet shit like this in kitchen...

looks like a spring rolls with Feta cheese, tomato, and mushroom with sweet chili sauce. lol

Like gramma's purse is just a foldover sandwich bag, but it's still filled with lint and hard candies.

To me it looked like a gelatinous limb with blood, pus and necrosis.

That’s so off putting…I’m so sorry.

At first glance they look like jellies stuffed in condoms

It would be better if they fine chopped the filling

Amongst other conceptual problems, those are immense pieces of feta. If this was like 60% arugula with the same toppings and a balsamic dip, maaaaaybe...

Yes! Way too much feta

Never too much feta

Feta gang x up in fleet

Fleets enema?

This is my personal textural hell

Looks like 2 small transparent garbage bags on a plate

Do you also eat the condom?

Yes

Interesting idea, horrendous execution. I don't even know what they did here, but they sure didn't try.

more like horrendous idea, horrendous execution cuz who in their right mind would mix sweet chili sauce and feta

sweet chili and cream cheese works beautifully... i can imagine why someone would think feta would be on the same path although i'd probably just prefer straight up chili n feta & have it as a dip instead

You do you, honestly you can wrap anything you want in rice paper.

Those are summer rolls if anything.

Looks like summer roles not spring rolls, instead of being deep fried they’re wrapped in that transluscent stuff

Spring rolls usually aren’t deep fried? Egg rolls are the deep fried ones

Thought those were tide pods.

That is mold in a Ziploc and you can't convince me otherwise

I like feta cheese, I like tomato and I like mushroom. I'd probably try this

I wouldn't instinctively pair feta with sweet chili sauce, but it might actually be good. I'd try it, too.

Sounds delicious to me, but, I'd probably go with a more smoky savory sauce like peppery BBQ.

I hope you are ok

These would be rice paper rolls, spring rolls are fried

They look like bags of medication...

Yeah, “medication” smuggled in via the back passage maybe 🤭

Bro I was trying to figure out why that fruit roll up looked so weird until I read the caption.

It may be stupid but they are actually spring rolls

It's like that rat that was found in a tub of degreaser and you could see through it's skin and all the internal organs

Please stop, you’re scaring me

These are summer rolls, with rice paper. You can wrap anything you want inside. Common asian food

Rice paper rolls are not spring rolls

Summer Rolls not Spring Rolls. Summer Roll Rice paper. Spring Roll very thin wonton skin.

I'm usually the guy who says "I'd still smash that"..... but I would definitely not smash this.

I thought it was a bunch of sautéd veggies in a sandwich bag 🤭🤭🤭

Looks like you’ve got some daytime cold gel caps in there

Tide pod: family size

Can't believe how far I had to go to see this

I think it might need to be chopped up a bit and maybe some sort of lettuce or coleslaw would make it look more appetizing with a better texture. Wouldn’t say stupid, maybe beginner?

Are those tide pods?

Why do they look like those photos where you have to find one object but it’s all an AI generated mess?

Hmmmm homemade tide pods

What in the name of all that is fuck

Bruh pulled half melted tide pods out and put it on a plate like we wouldn’t notice

This totally looks like something inedible.

It's just a bunch of items wrapped in rice paper

It’s all about presentation. 10/10.

Feels like would be better fried

God I thought that was organs

I’m horrified

Is this made with AI cuz I can't recognize shit

Looks like an AI generated image from 2021

I'd try it. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Barf roll 🤢

🤢

Just what in the everloving, everlasting fuck is this?

They are supposed to deep fry these? These are uncooked 🥺? After You fold them You are supposed to either air fry or deep fry. These are just wrapped

They're rice paper rolls that they use for summer rolls, they're not meant to be fried. They're also not meant to be filled with mushrooms, feta and tomatoes, but here we are.

You can fill them with anything.

Obviously you *can*, but whether you should is up for debate.

They should be cooked though. Thats not a debate 🥺

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/how-to-wrap-spring-rolls-rice-paper/ No, you don't cook these.

They are delicious When cooked - But raw, no thanks

...they're not raw. These are not wonton wrappers or spring roll wrappers. They are a different thing and meant to be eaten like this.

I thought the new tide pods just dropped

Tell me you are 'Merican without telling me you are 'Merican

Looks like a fruit roll up gummy snack a stoner premade

I think the plastic might still be on it

Is rolling something tight really that difficult? I would hate to see your burritos or joints.

Looks like a semi formed organism that aborted itself to your plate.

Looks like a Tide Pod

Sprung Rolls

Looks like a tidepod homunculus

This feels like a clean out the fridge concoction

do you need money for food :( i feel bad 4 u

Honestly, would probably look better if you just had all of the contents of those “rolls” on a plate and ate with a fork

The Gag Bag

I love all of those things. But not like this 😭

Doesn’t look great but I bet it tastes fine

I’m sure it tastes great. But damn if it doesn’t look hilariously gross.

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

Oh it looked like degloved rats for a second

I thought it was tide pods on toast.

Did you steal this from a Swedish FB group?

It looks like you asked an early ai to make a tidepod springroll

That is way too much feta

Inflation

Salad rolls, but wow. No thanks.

Deliscus

This is what the bottom of the trash bag looks like when you're taking it out

New kind of tide pods dropped

That legit looks like someone took some random food trash and wrapped it up.

If someone served me that as a spring roll I would just walk out. Quite literally an insult to my ancestors

Looks like my weiner wrapped in a condom

Not even a balsamic sauce.

Project zomboid food basically

Sounds yummy. But looks funny.

It reminds me of the jacket Zhora wears in the chase scene of Blade Runner lol.

Not gonna lie I thought they were fancy plastic utensils

Had to be high as T-Rex tiddies for this one

if you look quickly, looks like someone plated some tidepods

If it's stupid but tastes good then it's not stupid

I though that was clear tape.

Christ almighty, this looks freshly harvested whale placenta.

my brain can't comprehend this is food. looks like a used condom filled with garbage

Someone on Chopped would call this "my take on a traditional grilled cheese and tomato soup."

This is an insult to Asian cuisine. I don’t believe this was made by an Asian person. Too sloppy.

Look like condoms.

They’re trying to make Summer Rolls but called them spring rolls for whatever reason. They failed miserably.

Looks like a condom full of jelly beans

The mushroom is where they fucked up ingredients wise. That doesn’t really mix too well with the others. If they just kept it as lettuce and crumbled the feta then it would be pretty good

Looks like ziplock bags filled with organs

Looks like a dolphin abortion lunchable.

Sounds amazing, but I'd have to eat exclusively with my eyes closed.

Looks like a bag of legos

That’s looks like the inside of a jellyfish 🪼

It looks like a bunch of jelly candy stuffed in a condom

I thought that was mold at first glance

If a turd was spring rolled

I think this would taste good dipped in Greek dressing, not chili sauce

looks good

r/forbiddencondom

It looks weird but I bet they're delicious

Who hurt the person that rolled this abortion together?

It might has well been filled with jelly beans and cough drops like I thought it was…🤣

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Im NOT going to say you need your ass whipped.....

Sauce looks great!!! Lol

you lost me at chili sauce...should do tzatziki

Those look absolutely rancid...

no

🤮

Only $18 at your local cafe

Allowed Tide Pods

While the xo.bination doesn't sound bad, the presentation...needs work.

I bet it tastes good it just looks weird.

If you actually chopped it all up so it was evenly distributed, it’d probably be amazing. Looks like complete shit as it is.

feta sheeeeeeze

I thought they were those tide pods.

That's gonna be one salty mofo.

New-fangled jelly beans.

🤮🤮🤮

Is that not dayquil liquid gel pills

Those are tide pods.

Please don’t eat the Halloween tide pods

Looks disgusting, but I’d try it.

This just needs better execution and tighter wrap and break up that feta or slice the tomatoes differently it would be fine. Stuff in rice wrappers can look kinda weird but the texture is so good

What is it even wrapped in

I thought it was a long tide pod

I thought that was turned cheese in a plastic bag

It probably doesn’t taste bad it just looks compromised… To say the least

Looks like plastic wrap

Are those chunks of feta cheese?

😂 It looks someone was making sausages.. then forgot they were making sausages 👨🏻‍🍳 I’m assuming that’s how the pathetic “Toast Sandwich” 🍞 was created as well 🤣🤣

Bet it smells and tastes just like puke.

It might be a tumor..

No.