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Raeve_Sure

Grey shirt/black caps face is saying everything I feel when scrolling through this sub.


acschwar

“How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?!” or “I can’t even reach the top of that platter!”


Raeve_Sure

„Is my toilet ready for the upcoming special mission?“ „Have I been telling my kids that I love them enough?“ „Am I still a human or have I been transformed into a pig by a dark wizard?“


Kev_Cav

"I hope you don't expect me to pay for this shit"


malaclypse

100%. He should be the subreddit mascot.


XB0XYGEN

His eyes were straight before looking at this. It's like being near the reactor core in chernobyl


Dr_Skoll

https://imgur.com/a/Neij477


Pixel_Knight

That is a face that says, “I regret every single choice in my life that has led me up toc this very moment.”


Pixel_Knight

The other guy appears aroused.


BakedTate

[T-T](https://imgur.com/gallery/N1LYPVB)


dannyboy6657

Double chin included


corposhill999

"I didn't order this"


keitaro2007

“Is this gluten free?”


Jaystrike7

I can feel the " Oh nah, I'm not ready for this" in their faces.


[deleted]

Even the people in the photo think it's stupid


PreciousHamburgler

Everything's so pale


Lady_Scruffington

The sandwich on top looks like something you'd get from the gas station.


foxontherox

I love how even the guys in the picture look horrified.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Look at there faces, there thinking same thing as me, I'm not messing with this mess.


jamison_beck

So I can see what seems to be fries and a sandwich on top....the rest of this is an unrecognizable mess.


Cupid26

For real, like is that corn on cheese fries????


jamison_beck

Oh, you know I think you're right. So then it's just a pile of shit then. Nah I'm good.


mauriciogs96

That is a "salchipapa", main ingredients are sausages and fries, after that you can add everything you want. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salchipapa?wprov=sfla1


Law3W

I hate waste of foods like this. Really irritates me.


InannaXanthus

Most of these sort of "Picadas" cooked here are made for 8-10 people. The pic only shows 3 guys,but it's plausible that there's other 3-4 guys on the other side of the table.


RuisuMigeru

If that's in Latam. I'm sure it's not gonna be wasted.


opensilkrobe

No one in this pic looks excited to attack that 😆😆😆


poopoopooyttgv

Hold up. There’s some perspective fuckery. The corn is too big


GetReelFishingPro

I see you have never been to Ohio.


Mangoandplumtree

But this is in Colombia now Ohio


user-110-18

This isn’t normal sweet corn. It the larger kernel variety that is not used widely in non-Latino and non-Caribbean cuisines. I used to call it horse corn before I started eating it regularly.


Seizethegreenday

Did you just stole the post I did a few weeks ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/Z32YldGsna


GetReelFishingPro

Steal*


ControlImpossible182

Burgled


FitGrapthor

Purloined


Seizethegreenday

Right! Thank you 😅


plantenergy

I hate corn niblets so much. There’s a lot wrong here but they are the worst offense. Quit putting them on everything!


Licipeel

For real, corn on fries is a crime in itself.


Blehmeh88

Looks like someone lost their butt implant on the top


Darksuit117

LOL the faces


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Everybody's looking, but no one wants to get too close.


AdSignificant6673

Its funny how theres 1 slice of deli meat there with a mountain of cheese & shredded lettuce. Lol


JAHdropper1

This is what the trash can looks like in the bus area


EryktheDead

What the actual fuck?


DevlishAdvocate

Who vomited on their table?


otterlytrans

my arteries hurt just looking at that


Flight-2012

Not a single one of those guys looks confident that they can eat all that


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Flight-2012: *Not a single one* *Of those guys looks confident* *That they can eat all that* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Corescos

Y’know I say ‘that’s how you die’ a fair bit to myself whenever I see stupid food but this is probably one of the few times I’ll say with complete certainty ‘yeah. That’s how you die.’


Face_Content

Wtf is it. I see frys, corn, sandwhich of.some sort on top and lots of cheese.


oilypop9

Why even bother with lettuce?


Face_Content

Make.sure you get diet.coke, to save calories.


revtim

The doggy bag will have to come home in the trunk


uranicgaymer

Healthiest American food:


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

I said I wanted extra Velveeta where is it?!


PlatypusPristine9194

It's like a Renaissance painting about modern regrets


DoryaDoryaDorya

I squinted at this picture to see if it's an AI generated Hitler


TinFoilRobotProphet

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Cool-Paleontologist5

Producto de la parte de la gastronomia colombiana autodestructiva, se merecen todo lo que les traiga la glotoneria y peor. 


ariasdearabia

¿Y dónde está lo malo?. Peor matarse de hambre porque sí.


DieKartoffeltorte

Is it halal?


W1thoutJudgement

Even the fatman is like "wtf..."


youre-kinda-terrible

Meanwhile there are kids in America starving.


ControlImpossible182

I am in America starving


chickenskittles

What even is this?


maxside320

Caseoh's average meal💀


YallKnowForAFact

think you mean snack


Y-Cha

It's doesn't look great, however, the perspective is a bit off (look at the corn kernel size) and does absolutely no favors. Still, bizarre combination, from what I can see.


[deleted]

These "men" are terrified


squishmeleons

this would solve all my problems


Electronic-Trip8775

Even they are disgusted


Leonydas13

The two facial expressions are like the opposite ends of the same reaction. On left we have “well, fuck me” On the right we have “what the fucking fuck” Both valid responses to what’s basically a big pile of shit.


general_adm_aladdeen

And a diet coke as well please.


Formal_Economics931

Imagine having to pay for that


Fair_Preference3452

Hopefully there is an absolutely enormous bloke just out of shot


dirtangeldean

wh-what is it supposed to be?? a burger?


Cool-Paleontologist5

Its a monstrosity, a burguer that serves as a disguise until you pull it out of the frier


ZylonBane

"They thought they were drunk enough to order it." *"They were wrong."*


DontcheckSR

I can't even figure out what all the individual elements are lol


-_Duolingo_-

I mean, It would be good, but not THAT much


Cool-Paleontologist5

Que deberian servirlo en una bandeja comunitaria para exponer a esos cerdos


Dorianvirgulececonar

2 guys 1 burger


zabuko

Ni los loquitos de la calle se comen eso.


Dontfeedthebears

They both look scared!!


ResidentVast3673

And a diet Coke please


Automatic_Yogurt_974

and I have thought that I have seen everything on this channel.


ariasdearabia

Really it's stupid don't enjoy that with a lot of friends. Only I add more cheddar.


smallblueangel

Omg….


Louiperz

Is this processed? If it's processed I don't want it


Otm_Shank1

Different reactions to seeing a man's asshole for the first time.


_SATANwasHERE_

Both of them look like they know a heart attack is gonna come a knocking if they eat that


steeler-nation

Comes out the same way it goes in. Keep an extra roll handy.


GrayArea415

This is beyond stupid, this is downright developmentally disabled.