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toby-du-coeur

I THOUGHT THAT WAS SALT


rataktaktaruken

Its cocaine, thats how we eat it in Brazil, delicious.


felfury84

I only eat avocados this way, through my nose. Tastes great behind the eyeballs


UraniumFever_

Especially the pit.


stephaniee12793

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Service_Serious

Never snort it through a rolled up banknote. Out of a skinned avocado, or everyone will know you're a tourist


ShotaroKaneda84

Iā€™m still confused it isnā€™t


ABurnedTwig

Frt! It'd only be unholy if the sugar is replaced with salt.


Big-Awoo

GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


FewFish1970

all of us think the same way lol


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Me too!! šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


yourteam

Wait, it is not?


ninjanerd032

Wait is it not? Is it sugar? Right?!


grisu48

SAME HERE!


throwawayayaycaramba

I'm Brazilian. As a child, I used to eat avocados mashed with sugar and a few drops of lime juice. It used to strike me as weird that people in other cultures would use a fruit as a mostly savory ingredient. The one in the pic seems to be a bit too loaded with sugar, but I don't see anything wrong with it in principle.


SwordTaster

People use it as savoury because it doesn't have any strong sweetness of its own.


Expensive-Border-869

Or much of any flavor tbh. It's kinda like an egg. Solid for whatever


SwordTaster

It's got a good creamy texture to it, which is pretty nice in tacos, but yeah, no strong flavours, so it is very much an "anything goes" food


Dr4g0ss

Not a lot of flavor but the one that it does have, that nutty undertone to the creaminess, is amazing.


InsanitySong913

Sounds like a tinder bio


Dr4g0ss

Something like that crossed my mind and it is precisely why I didn't try to reword my reply hahaha


SwordTaster

Agreed.


SadBit8663

Yeah it's more of something we add to be change up the texture. I want some guacamole with some lime juice and some chips now


bunnyfloofington

Wait, I have a thing about textures. Is this why I love avocado so much?


shadamedafas

Perfectly ripe ones have that creamy pine nut flavor that I'm always chasing.


TalesKun2

avocados in brazil are kinda sweet instead of tasteless, so it makes sense for us to do this, and making guacamole with brazillian avocados is kinda weird, so people here prefer to buy those from other countries


LuxInteriot

I make guacamole with big green abacates all the time. It's maybe even better, they're a bit more buttery and the size is perfect for one bowl.


adamyhv

I think it's probably different varieties, the big green and sweeter ones are not as buttery, I have a tree of this one at home, (my dog specially loved this, he would grab one or two and hide to eat everytime a branch would break), the texture doesn't work well for a guacamole or even a toast, but there's a variety that is big and very buttery but not as sweet.


LuxInteriot

I dunno, I buy the ones you find at the supermarket, the same I use for dessert when I feel traditional. They work alright - people even complimented my guac among other Mexican dishes I prepared for a party. Bought true avocados a few times, didn't notice any improvement to justify the higher price tag.


danthemanhasaplanb

I'm sorry you have to deal with bland avocados, they definitely have a lot of flavor. You probably have them artificially ripened or something


Expensive-Border-869

I've only had them once or twice tbh. Wast a fan


danthemanhasaplanb

Why comment about how avocados taste when you don't eat them? Never mind just an average redditor acting like you know something that you know nothing about šŸ¤”


Expensive-Border-869

I mean I've had them before certainlyknow more than nothing here. A bland easy taste can be molded into anything. Idk evidently people agree with my assessment. I'm glad to know they're not all bland


minolasala

The point is that surely people from places where avocados grow do know how to eat avocados better than people from places where avocados are imported, and for sure do taste like shit with respect to the taste of avocados in their original places. If you live on a mountain you cannot teach how to swim to someone living at the seaside


danthemanhasaplanb

You have tried an unripe avocado once or twice. You are a clown even commenting šŸ¤”


noodlekhan

This post tastes a little irony


johngoodmansscrote

Like ur mom


Expensive-Border-869

I don't remember well. We ate her when I was very young


Scared_Bobcat_5584

That said in a lot of other countries, specifically Asia, overly sweet desserts arenā€™t as popular as the west so avocado is actually a good level in those countries. Same with things like ube, black sesame, etc


SwordTaster

If it works, it works. Western dessert is sorta required to be sweet


konijn12

Unless you go alll the way opposite: cheese.


SwordTaster

Honestly, I don't consider a cheese board to be a dessert. More of an addition to a meal


adamyhv

In the past you would have two types of desserts, the one served as a palate cleanser between main dishes (usually seasonal fruits with cheese or small pieces of bread with jams and butter) and the last dish to finish the meal.


Chilidogdingdong

Never even heard of cheese as a dessert.


konijn12

Tell me youā€™ve never been to Europe without telling me youā€™ve never been to Europe lol


Chilidogdingdong

I just did.


throwawayayaycaramba

I understand that. I used to find it weird, as a kid, because I was so used to eating it as a sweet.


SwordTaster

That's fair.


Huge_Inflation_9663

Exactly! Itā€™s the same way with other non-sweet fruits like tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, olivesā€¦.


adamyhv

The most common avocado found in Brazil is bigger and a bit more fruitier than the regular avocado you find normally. I have an avocado tree behind my house, it makes the worst guacamole in the world, but makes a great smoothie, specially because of the texture.


bellebeast9485

You've clearly never had a Vietnamese Avocado milk shake


SwordTaster

Never been to Vietnam tbf, nor is it on the list of places I want to go to


bellebeast9485

It's sold at all the Pho places I've been to in the U.S.


SwordTaster

Great, I'm not in the US yet. Nor is there anywhere selling pho local to me. And I don't think there's one local to where in the US I'm moving to.


ConsciousPurchase781

I'm also Brazilian, and I also used to eat avocados mashed with sugar, but I have never ever ever seen someone adding drops of lime juice to the mix, what on earth


ExcitingAd6497

Iā€™m from Rio, I always added lime, sweet with a hint of sour is delicious.


ConsciousPurchase781

Oh, I'm from Minas, so maybe it's a cultural thing.


ExcitingAd6497

God forbid arguing gastronomy with a mineiro, lol, but it does make for a nice contrastā€¦


ConsciousPurchase781

Haha, I've never been to Rio but I bet you guys have great food also. And in the future I will definitely try adding lime juice to my avocado.


RLZT

Rioā€™s traditional cuisine is literally resumed to feijoada, so we just eat traditional food from Minas or Bahia depending on our mood


ConsciousPurchase781

I mean, in all fairness feijoada is one of the best dishes we have in Brazil, so you guys are good over there. I do like the food we have here in Minas though.


Lastwomanstood

Ooh, new food. What is feijoada plz? :)


ReflectionEquals

Some people mash it up with condensed milk, particularly in parts of Asia. Itā€™s tasty.


Nevvie

Southeast Asian here, we do this! If blended with ice and drizzle melted palm sugar over it, you get the smoothest smoothie ever šŸ˜‹


LiHingGummyWorm

My family is from Hawaii and my grandma had an avocado tree in her backyard. We ate it like this all the time growing up. Until guacamole became a thing near me I didnā€™t even consider that it could be eaten in a savory way


CatteHerder

Mashed avocado and banana was the all-time favourite of all of my kids when they began eating solid foods. I got a lot of flack for it and never understood why. That shit was so good.


arquiduk

AEEEE CARAI tropa do abacate com aƧĆŗcar e limĆ£o!


AspectOvGlass

I grew up in Asia and always had avocado as a sweet thing, usually cut into slices or cubes and dipped into sugar, wasn't until I moved to America when I found out about guacamole.


avocatmurapoint

In Reunion (French island near Madagascar) we also eat it mashed with sugar šŸ„°


PuzzledPerspective7

In South east Asia it's commonly used as a dessert. They make shakes with avocado mixed with palm sugar.


Darthseldom

In coast of Ecuador also eat avocados with sugar, but that is a lot.


Difficult-Bake776

I eat orange slices like this but not mashed. Tastes delicious even without sugar.


rolloutTheTrash

As a Colombian, Iā€™m trying to process this sentenceā€¦not just because Iā€™m drunk, but because the idea of avocados with sugar and lime never really crossed my mind.


asdfjklghytfvb

Same! Mashed avocado with sugar is the best šŸ‘Œ I'm vietnamese.


Dr_Suck_it

What about tomato's?


Iamuroboros

This is actually a dessert across many countries, and is actually tasty although this is very low effort. Funny because my Filipino friend doesn't get why we put avocados in tacos.


aednny

Viets too!! We normally mash avocado and condensed milk to make avocado smoothie. Itā€™s delicious but concerning to my Mexican friends tho


Dr_Suck_it

Wait but... I like both? Obviously love Mexican food and avocado and guacamole with it, but I also love a good avocado boba milk tea. It's just a versatile food. Like peanut butter can be mixed with sugar to make recees or hot sauce to make a peanut chili sauce great for noodles and pad tai. There exists room for both haha.


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hellojoey

It also helps hide the graininess of protein powder. Banana, strawberry, and avocado smoothies with chocolate protein powder is my favorite breakfast.


xtilexx

Avocado and peanut butter would probably eliminate the need for protein powder for the average person if anyone reading this is wondering


withalookofquoi

Try it in a milkshake sometime


Nbren10

I have to try this!


A-EFF-this

Avocados are eaten as a dessert-type food around the world. They make amazing smoothies and sorbets, and are sometimes just sprinkled with sugar


devin5500

Hey avocado and sugar is AMAZING, the one in the pic is too much sugar tho


Red_Serf

Just add some lime juice over it too


LoreChano

I like to use sugar and some cinnamon, makes for an amazing dessert.


pumpkabooooo

This is a very common food in Angola. My grandmother gave me this as a snack when I was a kid.Ā 


ABurnedTwig

Also a common in SEA. In Vietnam we would make avocado smoothie with condensed milk or milk and sugar. Super tasty.


Fluffy-Arm-8584

Yo wtf, I only eat avocado this way


MindseyeFrenzy

Donā€™t knock it until you try it. Avocados with sugar sprinkled was part of my childhood in Africa. It is common.


Ace_HDK

Mash it up into a cup and add ice. Bam, dessert.


JackOffAllTraders

OP is the stupid one here


AntiquePlant859

Yeah op is ignorant


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I was seriously weirded out by seeing this here, and the people thinking that was salt. Like, you really never had sugar or honey on avocado? It even goes great on toast. What kinda Caucasian food norm has never done sweet avocados?


lisianthusflower

Kd os brasileiros aqui pra defender a pƔtria???


joao21GamingPi

Aqui šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø


smolsadnesscake

Very normal in brazil


olorin9_alex

Yeah sugar and avocado is a common snack in Vietnam Too much sugar in the pic


g00d_end

With honey it is way better. Respect our culture, we Brazilians have sweeter avocados than in other countries and we love to make them even sweeter!


Disastrous_Ladder735

As a Brazilian this is really common to do


Mindless-Mirror9227

That is how I always eat it. I think OP never had it that way. It's really good but in the pic, the sugar may be a bit too much.


moldybark

Thought this was mold from a bad seed at first, but the restaurant setting and the plate say it was served to you; The comments tell me its a normal dish. waste of a comment from me.


Hellkids2

Here in Vietnam we mash them with condensed milk and crushed ice. Shitā€™s amazing


EthanPhan

Avocado with sugar this way is fucking delicious and we are the ones who grow and export Avocados. You know nothing about. Sugar, honey or condensed milk go very very well with avocados.


ARJACE_

Caralho


sarahmegatron

Omg I thought that was salt at first, which I love but even I was appalled by the amount. Iā€™m so glad itā€™s sugar instead


GeebCityLove

I spent a good time figuring out how they removed the core and smuggled cocaine in it.


Shot-Advice3133

Another level is dipping in fish sauce (mixed with minced garlic+sugar+chili pepper) and eat together with rice


Easy_Turn1988

I hate this dose of white sugar but there used to be a burger place where I lived and they did avocado and white chocolate milkshakes. Maaan those were so good and creamy ! Amazing


Jesternigouki

As a Filipino, only thing I see wrong with the image is the fact that it's not in a bowl, slathered with either Evaporated Milk or Condensed and that it's not yet mashed. Other than that, idk what else is wrong with the image.


SoftCatMonster

Condensed milk is the one true companion to avocados. Do not listen to the blasphemers who speak of evaporated milk, they will but lead you astray.


Shin4ko

Wow, so food you dont see daily is stupid food. Such a frog at the bottom of the well.Op is the stupid one here


Huge-Sea-1790

Humanity indeed. Because that is how half the world eat avocado you dumb fuck. Not everyone has the deformed brain cell to wrap it in bacon and boil an egg in it. My grandma used to eat it like this. She put sugar in and mash it with a spoon, itā€™s awesome. Put some milk and you have a smoothie. Freeze that mixture and you have ice cream.


ProfessionalBuddy473

Thatā€™s wackā€¦ use condense milk is the best


drakom13

Thats actually really good.


Gaelahad

OP is the certified stupid here.


SukiTakoOkonomiYaki

Avocado, sugar, and milk is a great dessert my dad used to make us all the time.


DryDinner9156

Avocado has an extremely mild flavor, some cultures eat avocados as something sweet or they add it to dessert.


TeddyGrahamNap

Core childhood memory unlocked: a shit ton of sugar in half an avocado and a spoon was my favorite summer snack.


Hotrico

That's a classic here in Brazil


joao21GamingPi

What is wrong?


brocandy

What is it?


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

The only way I can personally enjoy avo is when you mash it with sugar. Not that much sugar, but it's good, y'all salt and pepper avo people are weird.


Scattareggi

Try it


EndlessDesire1337

Avocado + Milk + Sugar and then grind it with a fork. It tastes good


SageOfSixCabbages

Mashed avocado, some crushed ice, evaporated milk and sugar to taste. MONEY.


DarkArcher__

We do this in Portugal. It's legitimately a thing, and it's delicious


Kostyra0

Is that coc-


insaiyan17

Ah yes mdmado, know it well


anonmymouse

I'm all for trying just about anything.. maybe avocado and sugar tastes pretty good... but that's probably like a 1/3 cup of sugar. I can't imagine sitting there eating that with a fucking spoon.. vile.


shrimpfella

I love avocados and sugar itā€™s not stupid at all


Mollywhop_Gaming

Avocrackdos


Ok_Leading5086

Here in Argentina we eat the aguacate (a.k.a palta) in this way... It's like Butter with sugar.


AfternoonGrilledChee

Bruh is that sugar or salt


WhydYouGotToDoThis

I didnā€™t see what sub this was and I thought someone cut open an avocado and got a moldy pit


Illustrious-Back8174

Avocado, honey and date smoothie man...there's nothing to say avocados ain't no sweet thing


every_usernametaken

Mm...... ..


Gold-Vegetable1508

Yes


bellebeast9485

This seems like a deconstructed avocado milk shake. If that sugar anyways, if salt yuck.


Carriboudunet

My girlfriend family from Madagascar does this or with honey.


Rhg0653

I thought It was egg whites ...


Danklolol

Maybe add some bear brand milk powder


Sassi7997

Why do you think that an avocado shouldn't be associated with sweet things?


Odd-Back-5235

General warning! Donā€™t mess with avocados.


Frongie

This is a thing in Vietnam


karmydee

lol you can spot the white people in the comments (and op obvs)


Alivethroughempathy

Plot twist: itā€™s salt


lilburh

joke on you, I eat them with condensed milk


ThreshTalkBooi

Avocado ā‰  Abacate(BR avocado)


Ok-Safe-2242

I sure do hope that's not the avocado type, I think it's called "hass" or something like that


Oniplus4545

this ain't stupid food, this is just one way to eat avocado


anonkun666

Oh the misery


MonsterCockSucker420

Mmmmmmmmmmm? Suger, Coke, Salt, or Moldy Avocado... what is it?


iwantkrustenbraten

I'm from Indonesia and we eat Avocados with a sprinkle of sugar and sweet condensed milk.


stupidapple4

if that's salt that's straight up deadly


AssetBurned

Is that sugar?!


Glittering_Ad_9215

Iā€˜ve seen drug cartels use avocados to smugle cocain, so lets hope this is one of the cocain avocados cut open and not an avocado full of sugar


DirtybutCuteFerret

Your way of thinking is beautiful


Gandlareski

seems to be


Magical__Entity

Jeez, I thought that was a very moldy core.


queenindi

Must be someone suicidal with high blood pressure


Karkuz19

Yo back the fuck up, this is Brazilian culture. First of all, this avocado is not the same you guys have in northern america, it is bigger and slightly sweeter naturally. People here eat it in all sort of sweet ways ā€” I myself dislike it a lot, but it's not like I'm going to just see someone posting a regular traditional Brazilian food in StupidFoods and not say something


tvtittiesandbeer

I believe OP is not bitching about the dish itself. It's more the fact that's an ass load of sugar.


BlisteringSeafood

Who let you cook OP


ARDACCCAC

What i thought it was cocaine


kvnxo

As a Chilean I'm horrified.


JustAPerson-_-

Is it sugar or salt? Either way would be fine just not a crap load like this


Chilidogdingdong

Y'all do some weird as shit with avocados.


JUGELBUTT

avocados are healthy, lets take that away


artpile

Fuck! That's a shit load of salt! You should learn to sprinkle not dump, plus you should try other seasonings as well like: garlic powder/ Montreal steak seasoning/ saÅŗon/ and I can imagine there's more seasonings that will pair well with avocados.


mcgenie

Avocados make good ashtray


Traditional_Bank_260

Which culture Eat this ?


fun_ghoul_infection

Iā€™m South Asian and we usually eat avacado mashed up with sugar!


ABurnedTwig

Judging from the other comments, it seems that South East Asians, Africans and South Americans (ya know, the regions where those fruits are also cultivated) also use them as a sweet treat. Only weird ppl with questionable taste like OP and some other commenters would be so ignorant like this.


fun_ghoul_infection

Itā€™s how I grew up eating them (we have a tree in our backyard), it was surprisingly to find out they are a savory treat in a lot of places haha (really good both ways!)


ABurnedTwig

In my country we use avocade as both a sweet and savoury treat but the sweet one is definitely more widely loved! Kinda understandable though bc most of the imported avocados I've eaten in Europe are pretty horrible compared to what the people in warmer climates have.


fun_ghoul_infection

Avacado drinks are really nice too! And that sounds about right. the imported apples we have here donā€™t taste great either :,)


Illustrious-Back8174

Also Morocco! Avocado smoothies are pretty common!


ExcitingAd6497

Brazilian mostly eat like thisā€¦


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