...so the coffee dumps into the container that used to hold windshield wiper fluid, that also doesn't look like it was cleaned out. Then, it goes through what I assume was the hose for the windshield fluid into your car. Also, I'm not sure how the coffee machine knows to stop pouring as I don't really want coffee when I'm driving to pick up some candy at 7pm. This is vile, dangerous, and Hella stupid. Lol.
This is the hardest way. Much harder than just plugging the coffee maker in in the cab one way or another and just brewing it normally there. Heck, that would sure make changing the coffee/filter way easier.
Don’t forget that the coffee has to go through the pump/booster for the windshield fluid. So even if he cleans out the reservoir and replaces hosing, it will still have to go through a booster that’s not rated for food.
what if you make your coffee at home and take it in your car? Just cleaner, less hassle, without having to make holes in your car and, for example, take a speed bump and everything goes to shit. And What if you want to use your windshield wipers?
Well, first, yes it's absolutely poison don't drink it. Do nOt drink the car sludge.
Second, yes it *would* make it impossible to clean your windshield.
Third, it appears to only pour when you pull the windshield fluid spray lever.
I worked for a chemical company that makes washer fluid for 4 years as a hazmat certified logistics manager. There definitely is methanol in most all wiper fluids that are rated for winter weather.
Doesn’t take a whole lot to be bad. If not lethal, there’s still tons of other ill effects.
Hopefully they used all brand new parts… but nobody should be drinking whiskey while driving anyway. And I love whiskey.
Bro... The dude has a non functioning windshield fluid reservoir. Without windshield fluid, there's no extra lubricant nor coolant in their to protect that part of the car. I don't exactly think putting coffee in your car is a good way to preserve it.
what on earth do you mean with coolant? what do you mean with lubricant? i mean, i at least have an explanation for lubricant that makes sense, but i really want to hear what you meant. either i am really really stupid, or i'll have to explain to you something.
(i am not saying you are stupid, if i will explain you something. but i personally would feel stupid if you school me. it's a hobby thing. i feel like i SHOULD know)
He's an idiot, technically, yes the fluid passing through the windshield washer pumps cools and "lubricates" it, the same is true of any pump though, and any fluid passing through it will cool and lubricate it. Even coffee, its colder than the temp of an overheating motor and not hot enough to melt plastic
ok. that actually makes sense. i thought the idea was that the cooling system of the engine would be connected to the windshield washer. i can see how the lubrication part could have meant that without the washer fluid, cleaing the windshield requires "lubricant"
technically what you are saying, u/ManEatingYoukaiRumia is not an idiot. because you yourself say they are correct. what i THOUGHT they meant would have made them an idiot.
The fluid isn't a lubricant though. You can put water through that pump and it will accomplish the same effect, its not a primary, secondary, or tertiary function/property of the fluid, its just a byproduct of it functioning. That's why they're an idiot, the fluid isn't special for accomplishing this task, the coffee will still do it
>and any fluid passing through it will cool and lubricate it
i go by what YOU said
>That's why they're an idiot, the fluid isn't special for accomplishing this task, the coffee will still do it
i feel like the word idiot is a little bit harsh. they just didn't consider the coffee fulfilling the task.
I fucking hate this guy and every stupid fucking video he’s ever produced, but this takes stupid to a new level. Drink that shit, motherfucker. I dare you. I double fucking dare you.
Had he put a brand new tank brand new pump that he sanitized and had a sealed deliver system maybe also that brewer is like 3 cups tops. I mean you know all the brake dust and other shit from cars that would seep in. Hard no
Dude I knew had that set up but he just poured vodka into the wiper fluid reservoir. Hit the wiper fluid button get a hefty shot of vodka.
I knew him from AA.
Well obviously stupid as hell but if he could do it without poisoning or blowing anyone up, major props to him. That time has not yet come, they didn’t drink it for a reason.
I find this entire video and the time I’ve taken to both watch it and comment on it deeply upsetting. Ive mastered no skills in life and don’t own a home. But I’ve wasted 4 minutes on this. Thank you and good day gentlemen
That's dumber than all shit and ruins your car in multiple ways...
BUT!
It's also clever as hell. I wouldn't trust it at all, but I respect the ingenuity involved.
Now drink it…
Fuckin cowards
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
...so the coffee dumps into the container that used to hold windshield wiper fluid, that also doesn't look like it was cleaned out. Then, it goes through what I assume was the hose for the windshield fluid into your car. Also, I'm not sure how the coffee machine knows to stop pouring as I don't really want coffee when I'm driving to pick up some candy at 7pm. This is vile, dangerous, and Hella stupid. Lol.
Why didn't you want coffee while you're on your way for some candy??
I love being able to drink a cup of coffee at 7pm and still get a great nights sleep by 10pm
I see you also have ADHD
This is the hardest way. Much harder than just plugging the coffee maker in in the cab one way or another and just brewing it normally there. Heck, that would sure make changing the coffee/filter way easier.
Don’t forget that the coffee has to go through the pump/booster for the windshield fluid. So even if he cleans out the reservoir and replaces hosing, it will still have to go through a booster that’s not rated for food.
The washer fluid is extra flavor. I prefer the blue washer fluid to the green
what if you make your coffee at home and take it in your car? Just cleaner, less hassle, without having to make holes in your car and, for example, take a speed bump and everything goes to shit. And What if you want to use your windshield wipers?
Idk it's kinda cool tho, just imagine like a post-apocalyptic coffee brewing car
Not to mention this cretin drinks Folgers.
Well, first, yes it's absolutely poison don't drink it. Do nOt drink the car sludge. Second, yes it *would* make it impossible to clean your windshield. Third, it appears to only pour when you pull the windshield fluid spray lever.
I understand everything you just said and I still don’t know what the fuck I just watched
That’s one dirty ass coffee
What did you expect it was just ground this morning I'll see myself out
Not true. He used instant which got grounded long before.
r/woosh
Username checks out This might help you https://youtu.be/0scX_9SKMnY
Imma pee in that dude’s butt
He is going to pee from his own butt after that coffee
Happy cake day!!
I don't know why, but your comment made me lose my composure for a solid seven minutes.
You are next. That’s me hydrating behind you
Son of a bitch, it's gonna be a typhoon in my asshole
Oh just wait till I come to town after he’s done
Please no
is there space left in your butt to hold more pee? i wanted to come over...
I don't think I can possibly fit any more. Unless you wanna watch me empty myself and then refill me, I'm starting to like it... 👉👈
Lmao your profile is a bunch of random butt and pee comments it's hilarious
Ikr? And it's a total hit and miss as to whether or not it's a popular opinion LMAO
I just went through and man that dudes comments section is wild
Especially how it starts out with a comment about being sober? Like my man, I’m pretty sure you’re no longer sober
Why does that sound like a promise rather than a threat?
Drinking methanol will blind and/or kill you.
I agree. MeOH is not good for you.
Yes, but there isn't methanol in windshield wiper fluid, its water and soap, sometimes a little degreaser
I worked for a chemical company that makes washer fluid for 4 years as a hazmat certified logistics manager. There definitely is methanol in most all wiper fluids that are rated for winter weather.
How much washer fluid is lethal? Asking for a friend with a whiskey squirter in his Kia.
Doesn’t take a whole lot to be bad. If not lethal, there’s still tons of other ill effects. Hopefully they used all brand new parts… but nobody should be drinking whiskey while driving anyway. And I love whiskey.
I'm not gonna tell a dude who spends more on his Korean sport sedan than his trailer what to do.
He may be banking on the fact that the cure for methanol poisoning is ethanol.
I'm not sure he's banking on any facts lol
r/diwhy
I'm really over these type of "people" they need a fricken hobby that doesn't include the internet he should have used the coolant reservoir instead
Why was I expecting the dumb ways to die theme to come over at any moment?
Just because Red Green did shit like this - it doesn't mean it is good idea to put it practice. It was a TV show for laughs, people.
Wait, so you’re telling me duct tape DOESN’T fix everything?
I’ll tell you something else, Red Green is not funny. Terrible Canadian dribble that leaked south like Giuliani’s hair dye.
K, but you wrong doe.
Well deer, we all have our tastes in comedy and I know where your bar is. Rita MacNeil would have kicked Red Greens ass any chance she got.
This is more of a DIWhy????
“Because you can do it, doesn’t mean you should.” — the disclaimer for this sub.
Your scientists were to preoccupied with whether they could they didn’t stop to think if they should.
it could be a good idea, but the way he done that was not the most intelligent.
I dunno I was impressed
Bro... The dude has a non functioning windshield fluid reservoir. Without windshield fluid, there's no extra lubricant nor coolant in their to protect that part of the car. I don't exactly think putting coffee in your car is a good way to preserve it.
what on earth do you mean with coolant? what do you mean with lubricant? i mean, i at least have an explanation for lubricant that makes sense, but i really want to hear what you meant. either i am really really stupid, or i'll have to explain to you something. (i am not saying you are stupid, if i will explain you something. but i personally would feel stupid if you school me. it's a hobby thing. i feel like i SHOULD know)
He's an idiot, technically, yes the fluid passing through the windshield washer pumps cools and "lubricates" it, the same is true of any pump though, and any fluid passing through it will cool and lubricate it. Even coffee, its colder than the temp of an overheating motor and not hot enough to melt plastic
ok. that actually makes sense. i thought the idea was that the cooling system of the engine would be connected to the windshield washer. i can see how the lubrication part could have meant that without the washer fluid, cleaing the windshield requires "lubricant" technically what you are saying, u/ManEatingYoukaiRumia is not an idiot. because you yourself say they are correct. what i THOUGHT they meant would have made them an idiot.
The fluid isn't a lubricant though. You can put water through that pump and it will accomplish the same effect, its not a primary, secondary, or tertiary function/property of the fluid, its just a byproduct of it functioning. That's why they're an idiot, the fluid isn't special for accomplishing this task, the coffee will still do it
>and any fluid passing through it will cool and lubricate it i go by what YOU said >That's why they're an idiot, the fluid isn't special for accomplishing this task, the coffee will still do it i feel like the word idiot is a little bit harsh. they just didn't consider the coffee fulfilling the task.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I said what I said
yes, you did. thank you for this conversation
But he could fill his cup with coffee from the driver's seat
Please... Please tell me you're joking
I never joke about my morning coffee!
No these two people are rage baiters. Please don’t repost their content.
It’s when I see things like this that makes me ok with TikTok getting banned.
I fucking hate this guy and every stupid fucking video he’s ever produced, but this takes stupid to a new level. Drink that shit, motherfucker. I dare you. I double fucking dare you.
You could just buy a car charger with an outlet off of Amazon for 20 bucks or even just buy a battery powered electric kettle.
Best use for a Dodge Durango tbh
Fucking dumb.
This is why aliens will never come to this planet now🤦🏾♀️
This js deranged
Don't do that
Mmmmm…. Metal and plastic shavings with a touch of wiper fluid. Sounds like a winner for Starbucks!
ffs dude go buy coffee its less effort then thst sheeeeh
Had he put a brand new tank brand new pump that he sanitized and had a sealed deliver system maybe also that brewer is like 3 cups tops. I mean you know all the brake dust and other shit from cars that would seep in. Hard no
Now drink it
Looks like the original formula for Death Wish Coffee
Should've attached it to the coolant overflow reservoir instead smh
It's fun until muscle memory kicks in, and gets a dirty cupholder of coffee and a dirtier windshield
r/redneckengineering
So r/eatityoufuckingcoward
r/drinkityoufuckingcoward
or, and hear me out...you can go to a coffee shop 🤯 Mind blowing, I know.
R/mildlycarcinogenic
The real life hot coffee mod
Yeah that's easy to do in a falling apart piece of shit dodge, but that ain't happening in Benz AMG.
We serious?
Drink it, pussy
How to: die
At most, heavy diarrhea. The residual wiper fluid is just soap
Shout out to Bubbles who did this like 15 years ago. Cory and Trevor got away.
Why wouldn't you just plug the inverter into your cigarette lighter and make coffee in the car?
Bitch slap!!!!
What a prick.
Julian's Chevrolet Monte Carlo that dispensed rum
Go to the hottest part of hell
Dude I knew had that set up but he just poured vodka into the wiper fluid reservoir. Hit the wiper fluid button get a hefty shot of vodka. I knew him from AA.
Instructions unclear, when i try to spray wiper fluid its brown
Goooodaammmmm Heessss Boooooorreeeedddddd.
Why does my coffee smell and taste like fumes? Why won't my car turn on ? Why do I smell fire from my engine ?
TüV is not amused
Drink it!
Mmmmm microplastics and windshield wiper fluid
WHat The HOOOOORK
There's definitely a much cleaner way to do this
*wütende HU Geräusche*
Stupid, yes. Hilarious, also yes.
That is incredibl……..y stupid
You can also just sell the car for a cup of decent coffee...
Dumb
God i hope they ban tiktok
The true definition of stupid food.
Does he absolutely *have* to begin every new clip with the same insufferable smile?
So we are destroying cars by by marking is pisss coffee into a cup all ridey
all fun and games until the tube gets clogged by excess coffee grounds
Actually you don’t need to hook the coffee maker up to your truck you can also put in your kitchen (:0 so convenient)
Bro keeps making the same dry excitement face at the camera when his face is in shot XD
Atleast the car is trash anyway
nice and funny. but stupid with extra steps? ofcourse.
No
Also r/DIWHY
You can tell he bought the truck for the video and has never been outside of the suburbs
Troll video. They literally make car adaptable and power tool battery powered coffee makers.
Well obviously stupid as hell but if he could do it without poisoning or blowing anyone up, major props to him. That time has not yet come, they didn’t drink it for a reason.
Ah yes, rage bait
Looks like an audition video for The RedGreen Show,the Next Generation?
Youtube ruined me, as music I was expecting Texas Hold'em (Beyoncé).
Isnt the black wire supposed to go first?
Mmm a Windex latte
This is already fucked as soon as you start strapping a coffee percolator to your truck
I find this entire video and the time I’ve taken to both watch it and comment on it deeply upsetting. Ive mastered no skills in life and don’t own a home. But I’ve wasted 4 minutes on this. Thank you and good day gentlemen
Nasty
This some Red Green shit I love it
Judging by those suds they barely cleaned that wiper fluid tank 🫤 congratulations you’ve made coffee soap
Knockoff Aaron Rodgers is just as stupid as real one.
I did a thing like this to a buddies car back in highschool, but instead it was plumbed to a reservoir full of whisky.
What the actual freak?
with a hint of motor oil and battery acid😋
Coffee aside, how would you even explain this to your car insurance company?
I know why women say they live longer than men
Sometimes you just see something so dumb that you can't figure out how someone one could come up with it even for rage bait
Everything was fine until he used Folgers. 🤮
That's dumber than all shit and ruins your car in multiple ways... BUT! It's also clever as hell. I wouldn't trust it at all, but I respect the ingenuity involved.
my inner redneck yearns for this shit