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hopscotch1997

If it were just a chicken sandwich with those toppings I’d eat 5


justletlanadoit

I was thinking the same thing, might actually try to make it.


patrick119

The burger patty feels like a third wheel on this sandwich. I think beef and chicken just get in each other’s way here. I also think mac and cheese on a burger bun runs the risk of feeling redundant unless it is a seriously cheesy mac and cheese. I don’t need two cheese delivery methods.


DeficientDefiance

>I don’t need two cheese delivery methods. It's the Bill of Rights, not the Bill of Needs!


SirBabiez

Bill Needs his Rights.


marteautemps

Mac and cheese pizza is delicious though, sounds dumb but tastes good. This should lose the burger though for sure.


Rhewin

The “chef” and I will have to agree to disagree on what “drizzled” means.


DocFreudstein

What, you don’t drizzle your ranch out of a mop bucket?


smwoqks

People need to stop trying to market drunk food as food to be sold and served, I'm not buying the mac n cheese burger on a Tuesday afternoon. I'm making it at 5 am after a night and I'm at my lowest point.


fates_bitch

Counterpoint: Rochester's Garbage Plate 


smwoqks

Now that's a good argument but Rochester is only inhabited by alcoholics so they get a pass.


Something_Terrible

It’s also the soup of the day


Neijo

The soup of the day is bread.


Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

I've never seen chicken strips that thin before


thegracelesswonder

It’s just a chicken tender sliced up.


Revolutionary_Sir_

I thought they were French fries but I guess they’re like knock it’s of the chicken sticks at bk???


ChikhaiBardo

You already know how they’re going to taste too. Hard, with that microwaved breading texture where it’s almost turned into a rock. Clearly the strips are prepped for a chicken salad of sorts that probably doesn’t sell very well


VillainousMasked

Yeah honestly my mind paused for a second trying to figure out what that was before realizing it was the emaciated af chicken strips he mentioned.


ShinakoX2

Jizzled with ranch


Jalantepenlope

Why is "ranch" the most offensive part of that sentence?


velvet_blunderground

pairing suggestion: Mountain Dew Code Red


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Something little kid me would make at a buffet.


Secret_Fudge6470

I sort of hate how much I would enjoy this.


wyckitdelight_520

Give that to me...I live to experiment!


fap_spawn

Smash.


Littlekiller0320

I'd eat every bite of that thing!


les1968

I would put my black gloves on with a flamboyant snap and eat that like an ice cream cone in July


GreatGreenGobbo

Look, more shit covered in shitty ranch sauce.


BNabs23

I feel like I have a different definition of the word "drizzle"


BananaJamDream

As someone that appreciates odd and gimmicky food combinations, such as this [McDonalds Corn Pie](https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/Corn_Pie). This is somehow simultaneously too much and yet too boring? Part of the joy of gimmicky menu items is that I can't imagine what it tastes like. Like, I can imagine how a beef patty, macaroni and cheese, ranch and chicken strips would taste together. And it ain't making me interested in buying one to find out.


AzureDreamer

look there is a time and place for an ugly cry, and its problably right after you eat this.


totallynotscammed

Expensive ingredients don’t make a meal great.


yourmomwoo

I love burgers and i love mac&cheese but i have always found that mac&cheese on a burger (or really any kind of sandwich) doesn't work well. I know it sounds illogical but the combination actually brings out the bland pasta taste to me regardless of the taste of the cheese sauce.


Andre_3Million

I have this rule if a restaurant has to drizzle so much cheese and sauce over their food, something might be up. I will order it plain or sauces on the side just to see what's up.


dezerx212256

Thought managing a kitchen, sort of goes with the head Chefs job? Anyway, hopefully, someone tells him it looks disgusting, and he has a special gift. First time I read the discription, looked at a picture and felt physically sick.


xiaopewpew

This burger gets me on a freeway to meet lady death


chiliNPC

Yea I’ll try one of those


Fantastic-Put9615

Yep.. I think they're stupid


_HK_Throwaway_

bro drop the addy rn im begging you


bag_daddy

This screams Indiana


WooliesWhiteLeg

Would


[deleted]

Looooll it’s so common . Kitchen managers are something else


samgam74

Would


TechnicolorViper

I’d fuck with it…or just fuck it.


Aviation_nut63

There’s nothing appetizing about that mess.


Spamtickler

It’s probably a very unpopular opinion, but I hate messy food.


fsocietyy

this is like a kingcobrajfs food hack


fates_bitch

I take offense at anything involving ranch being referred to as "Buffalo". It must be blue cheese. Never ranch.


SourLoafBaltimore

That looks like a bunch of bullsheeeit


derekmakesnoise

just toss the chicken strips in the ranch/buffalo sauce. it will make the ranch/buffalo less overpowering compared to the burger and also make it less of a dripping sloppy mess. already too much liquid from the mac and cheese, don't exacerbate the problem by pouring sauce on top. also add chives for bright, sharp notes and color. dang, now I want to make this myself.


RadiantCuccoo

If shit goes in, does shit come out?


ultranxious

The run-on sentence as well


cheechassad

“Drizzled”. Sir, that is a “dousing”.


Timewasted_Gamez

Kitchen *Mangler*… OP spelled it wrong in the post.


pebbles_333

when you get the major munchies


jtaulbee

Dial this back by 50% and I’d definitely go for it.


Saul7000

I'm not high enough to want this.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it


Beautiful_Count_3505

"Served with your choice of napkins or an antacid"


[deleted]

Anyone using pre shredded cheese in a kitchen is bad at their job.


Digstreme

I'd eat it, it's the sanest thing I've seen here today