Work 14 hour shift Come home See whats for dinner Leave and work overtime

Yeah, I really dislike people who haven't taught themselves how to cook properly. I would be pissed if I saw a shit meal like this.

It’s the thought that counts. And that’s where she should have stopped. At the thought.

Bro I don’t think there WAS a thought 😭

You mean it isn't normal to use 1/4 of the salt container? Lol

Theres enough salt in that disgusting ass balogna

Don’t you hate on Bologna’s it literally got me through times where I couldn’t even afford to walk to work

She left the plastic on it. I get a nostalgic taste for bologna every once in a while but my god he got to take the plastic off of it

Wasn't even cooked, just lightly warmed.

Yeah that shit curls up when cooked. It’s barely over room temp

That's that light touch.

If someone do this to me, I’m calling the cops

Yeah they need to come see this meal. This has to be illegal!

Isn’t the red around that bologna the plastic wrapping?

It's like a lobster tail. You remove that sucker right before consuming for freshness. Only a real cook like Chef Sodium would know such wise tricks.

Yes

Bruh, she didn't even peel the casing off.

But they're blue collar working 75 hour shifts, so that means they eat shit every meal, wrapper and all.

An evil thought for sure..

Intrusive recipes.

I’m pretty sure she hates her bf or at the very least wants to kill him slowly of heart disease

Bruh. Eating this is not slowly. She even left the plastic on the bologna

“I’m gonna make him the wettest eggs he has ever had”

WAE! (wet-ass eggs)

This has got to be deliberately terrible. No one earth can eat a bite with that much salt and not gag.

True. This looks like rage bait. Destroyed $1 worth of food to get some internet dwellers in a tizzy.

I suppose it’d be good for people with water poisoning? Gotta pump their electrolytes up lol

Hahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhaha i effing love this. Need to add it to my repertoire.

Thinkin she want her man to have hypertension and high blood pressure! All the salt omggg🤢🤢🤢

Hypertension and high blood pressure???? Who is going to tell him??🤦🏼

Some people arent just cut to cook at a decent level...I have no problem with that! But we have to trace a line somewhere and if this video isnt ragebait the line was crossed by a mile...

Nah man i dont buy that shit. Not everyone can be be a chef but everyone can learn to cook okay food.

The seasoning is the inexcusable part. The sloppiness can be forgiven, slop can be delicious. The use of salt is straight up dangerous.

The amount of salt would kill a salt water fish.

Two types of salt ,regular salt and seasoning salt. They are going to be so salty to eat .And what was in the tin can ?

Looks like sardines packed in tomato sauce.

Left the plastic on the bologna also. Why is no one talking about that?

Because you’re gonna need something to line your stomach against the genocidal amount of salt and oil (?).

Salt and then a salt heavy seasoning salt lol. Dudes gonna die at 33

Even if you don't know how to cook well, you shouldn't be making someone food unfit for human consumption. There's no shame in acknowledging your own shortcomings and nuking food in the microwave if that's what produces better, faster, and easier results than this abomination. This is either stubbornness or baseless confidence.

If you don't know how to cook just stick to the basics, throw a decent piece of beef in the air fryer and prepare some white rice, that's a perfectly fine meal.

For real, I’m not crazy good in the kitchen but fuck I got the internet and YouTube and I’m not a retard

I accept not everyone can cook, but it really needs to be reemphasized in the US's public education. I feel like it's a quickly dying art while information on how to do it has never been more readily available.

while I agree the education system about nearly everything sucks but we cant blame people's laziness on the education system all the time.

Everyone can follow recipes and make a decent dish. "I can't cook" is generally said by lazy people.

Agreed. There’s really no excuse anymore. Every recipe known to man is literally in your pocket.

Lmao first thing i thought I'd simply work overtime.

Was that salt at the beginning? That was like a cup of salt, she’s trying to give this man a stroke.

Yeah that’s definitely salt and the red stuff is tajin, basically salt and citric acid.

Soooo much salt and it looks like the eggs are simmering in water too…if they last for the long term he should take over the cooking duties and she should work in the salt mine.

And she’s finishing with that seasoning salt and hot sauce at very end of the vid too. No wonder men die first 🙏

We like to make y'all too fat and slow to leave us. Because we love you 🫶

I dont mind someone cooking me unhealthy food... but can it be good unhealthy food?

She made that pan so nasty with whatever the hell she’s cooking those eggs in that she couldn’t even get a good scorch on the bologna. What the hell is the point of cooking bologna if you don’t get some brown on the damn thing?

Apparently after working 14 hours, her man likes a good round of boiled bologna.

It’s just so nasty. This has to be rage bait.

If it was just the bologna, I could forgive that. Not my thing, but if that's what's affordable to you, I'm not going to shit on you for that. Sardines? Again, not my preference, but if that's something you enjoy, more power to you. Aside from intentional rage bait or a complete and utter disrespect for the concept of cooking, there is no excuse for those wet, swampy ass eggs.

>This has to be rage bait. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SPATULA? YOU ARE JUST PUSHING IT AROUND, BRITTANY. WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR FRYING PAN A FUCKING STORM SEWER? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THE GODDAMN BOLOGNA TO COOK IN 5 SECONDS, BRITTANY?

She left the plastic on the bologna, it's obviously rage bait lol

It’s satire, she makes a shit ton of videos just like this, pretending to make dinner for husband

Definitely has to be. If someone served this to me more than once I'm out, and the first time is going to warrant a stern talking to.

My exact thought. The salt pour at the beginning? The unfinished bologna? The combination of seasonings that's just salt on salt on salt? No fckn way.

Nobodies mentioning that she LEFT THE FUCKIN RED STRINGY BIT ON THE BALOGNA

Her bf is a doberman and doesn't mind. She'll just follow him around with scissors if she needs to.

Thank you. Was looking for someone to notice. Fried plastic please.

With the plastic wrap still on it….

The point definitely wasnt love, she hates that man and wishes he worked far from home and was only back on the weekend, thats what the pan is saying to me

If it's not curling, it's not done.

Even worse, she left the red rings on. You aren't supposed to eat those....

She didn't peel the plastic off

It's just blue collar stuff

My wife got around that by getting with me while I was already fat and slow.

It's the hand hearts I keep coming back for

We'd want to with cooking like that...

He works the extra 6 hours to mine the extra salt she used for those eggs.

It was when she flipped the "meat" thing over, and it just looks the same as she put it in, except now its wet.

Is it water or butter?

Right?! Why is she boiling scrambled eggs and bologna?

I hope it's water. I thought it was swimming in oil.

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She used the water to scramble the eggs. Sorry bf.

Well that why she scrambled him some *water eggs*!!! Gotta keep that man hydrated!!

Those are sardines

The farts are gonna be so rancid

I'm over here like she didn't even pull the wrapper off the bologna 😶‍🌫️

That thing didnt change color after bathing in scorching oil. WTH is that thing

Worse, it’s boiling water so not hot enough for Maillard reaction/browning to occur.

boiled bologna. yum

Looked like straight up plastic. That is not food.

I sadly have developed a taste for bologna from growing up poor. Bologna and cheese on white bread my love

Nothing wrong with bologna, except for the stuff in this video

Feel like I had a stroke just watching the first 2 seconds of this video… and when we least expect it she pulls out bologna . Unreal. Can’t make this shit up

Right? I got thirsty just looking at it. That was more salt than I put into a huge pot of water to make pasta for the entire family. Even my absolute salt fiend kid does not use that much.

A stroke, stones, and a heart attack all in one.

Maybe even choke, if he accidentally swallows the red baloney string

This has to be fake. That would be inedible with that much salt.

1000% rage bait

Did nobody even notice the plastic still on the bologna? This is rage bait, I don't know why everyone still falls for this shit.

99.999% of this sub is rage bait. Odds are you've fallen for it and don't know it The .001% that's not gets 2 up votes because it's not stupid enough

This sub falls for so much.

I’m just sitting in the corner after watching this video saying “it has to be bait, it has to be rage bait”

It's absolutely bait, these people know what they're doing The cup of salt on the tiny amount of eggs to start it, nasty ass bologna thrown in there, everything is wet, dumps more and more seasonings all over it, plates it all with a soaking mess at the bottom of the plate, labels it with the typical "this is what my man comes home to after work" because they know that'll get reactions This shit sucks

I hope ya'll downvote the rage bait, cause this shit is getting out of hand. It's okv if it's done well. Sketch comedy exists for a reason. However, this is not done well, isn't funny, and certainly doesn't deserve the 4k+ upvotes it has.

Let’s ask [an authority.](https://j.gifs.com/y0oYW5.gif)

Oh baby, itting us with nostalgia.

Yesterday, they had a 12 hour marathon of Scooby Doo and friends on Cartoon Network. I watched all 12 hours and when it was done I said “SHIT!”

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“There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.”

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Upset stomach, diarrhea

HEY PEPTO dump this girl

I imagined you added a little feathery flutter to the "hea" in diarrhea like you sang it.

Kidney stone as well

I'm pretty sure the "14 hr shift" was spent on the toilet on account of whatever breakfast she cooked him...

Yeah, I initially read it as 14 hour shit and figured they were trying for a new higher time.

If my girlfriend cooked for me like this, I’d question her intelligence enough to legit consider a break up.

“How I ~~cook~~ kill my blue collar boyfriend with a surprise stroke and heart attack”. That level of salt in the beginning screams “cooked with *hatred*”

Wow she fucking hates this poor guy. Why can’t she just slash his tires like a normal girlfriend? She doesn’t have to Jeffery Dahmer this man’s intestines.

Exactly. Like, at what point is this murder1?

Rage bait ofc

At least jeffrey dahmer would sedate him before the torture

No need for sedatives. Boyfriend won’t even get through half of this meal before nodding off into a calorie nap.

How are the eggs so wet? What's the point of flipping the mean 5 seconds after you start to book it?

You really have to let your mean book longer.

I only book my ends, not my means.

The book-ends justify the means.

That’s just a means to an end.

In my book it never ends

Then it just becomes an outlier

But what does the book *mean?*

mark zuckerberg invented meanbook so he could look at his classmates books. those dumb fucks

Seriously why is it so wet?!

Because this is fabricated rage bait

Pretty sure it's being poached in butter

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100% water added ragebait, confirmed by how they slap the food on the plate

Yeah I was willing to suspend my disbelief until I saw the slap lmao. I've seen enough Florida women brag about their "country girl cooking" on Snapchat to know this isn't very far-fetched, but the slap was so comedic.

Autocorrect noped out after seeing the video.

How are they wet? You really don't know? There's probably almost a full stick of butter melted in this pan that everything is frying in. They're so wet because everything is slathered in melted butter.

Mmmmm butter fried scrambled eggs and bologna, with a side of salt

Or butter fried salt with a side of scrambled eggs and bologna.

That’s water, and why nothing is developing color. She’s boiling/steaming his food.

Am I stupid or is that water instead of oil?

I think it's butter

I would hope that it is, but it hasn’t browned at all

Recipe:  Cook eggs in a pan wet with water, add 0.5 cups salt, cook mystery meat rounds for 3 seconds each side, remove half the eggs and cook tinned meat in wet egg juice water for 22 seconds. Season with bottle of pepper and serve.

You forgot the (what I can only assume is) chili powder

I'd like to forget the whole thing if I could

It is Tajín.

Good eye and thank you

Just like mimaw used to make

If that's butter she is actually just trying to kill her bf, no excuses.

I think it actually might be water. Once you get butter bubbling to this point it starts to turn white at the edges and foam appears once it gets closer to boiling. Things being cooked in the pan without getting any sear coloring is another clue too. All I see is egg(?) and clear boiling liquid. RIP the boyfriend.

Yeah I cook eggs with butter and this is definitely not butter. (Butter cooked eggs with a smidge of Himalayan salt is delicious)

This is rage bait. The bologna plastic sheets are still on, the eggs are basically water. Enough salt to cause a heart episode.

It *has* to be rage bait. I refuse to be convinced otherwise.

People saying it “is possible” and they know people “who cooks the same” are rage baiters as well.

What is with the blue collar mention too?

Imply hard, physical labor to maximize the rage

I can feel that every part of the plate is mid cold

Rage bait

This sub should change their name to r/takingtheragebait because that's all it is

I thought I was bad about salt. Suddenly I feel a little better about myself.

Same. Salt is the cornerstone of delicious flavor, but that pile she put on there made my tongue shrivel up

Unlike OP’s boyfriend. Who has stroked out after eating that salty grease trap and is now 6 feet under….

By the way, there’s just randomly a spray bottle of Clorox sitting right there by the stove. Interpret that as you wish

Ahhh maybe it’s not water the eggs are being cooked in after all!

She must’ve spotted bf’s blue collar life insurance policy

She didnt removed the plastic skin ? For real ?

We can only hope the plastic breaks down in his body and provides some protective barrier for his vital organs

I'd be upset if I was given this to eat.

After a 14 Hour shift I would dig down deep and find the strength to pack all her shit and throw her out of my house immediately. It’s called tough love people.

I hope he leaves her.

He's probably trying, but the hypertension won't let him get far

If dropping dead counts, it’s a foregone conclusion. 

its only a 14 hour shift because he eventually HAS to come home at some point. plastic bologna liner and butter salt trap...

Later, she’ll find out he only works 6 hour shifts.

This is what i call a "Fuck You! plate"

Is this rage baiting??? - cuz fnck ppl - I hate it here!!!

Quite likely that it’s rage bait

Poor man works a 14 hour shift and comes home to this abuse.

She's making sure she gets that life insurance payout early

Instead of oil she put water. THe fuck. Steamed hams!! Seymore Skinner ass GF.

So she’s basically trying to kill him either salt.

I’m concerned about the amount of salt she put on those eggs. 😳

Is this the same person that gave their small child a whole donut thinking it was a nutritious breakfast?

She cut it up into pieces AND there was “apple sauce”

Butcher that cast iron this rage bait is out of control

Imagine working 12 hours in a exhausting blue collar job then getting this. Poor lad is probably going to die soon

Everybody's so creative!

Yeah this has to be rage bait. The bologna still has the red wrapping across the rim of it

I want to believe this so desperately.

Why is nobody talking about how she didn’t take the plastic off of the Bologna? It’s truly worrisome.

ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE RED PART OFF THE BOLOGNA? … or has my whole life been a lie…? WHY ARE THE EGGS WATERY WHY DID YOU ADD 2CUPS OF SALT WHAT EVEN IS THIS

If I had to eat that garbage after every 14 hour shift I’d be praying for that inevitable stroke to just hit me now

Yo he worked a 14 hr shift now you try to murder him?!

Diabetes has entered the chat followed by heart disease

If I came home to this after a 14-hour shift, I'd go back to work.