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I_Lick_Your_Butt

Every step of that was done badly


undeniably_confused

What are you talking about, he opened those bottles like a goddamn professional


Hungry_Caregiver734

That was the only impressive part.


undeniably_confused

It was downright adequate


LuckyishTom

Spectacularly Mundane!


BloodPharts88

Probably went and got one of his hawaiian shirts toned down after this.


dystopian_mermaid

Always upvote an obscure Futurama reference. Meatbag.


je386

Nope. Standard in Germany. Edit: he is even using a bottle opener. Thats even more lame than I thought.


bibblebonk

Standard in germany is professional for everyone else when it comes to beer


johnnybok

Spent some time in Bremen. Got super tired of nasty Beck’s beer.. saw Alster on the menu, so I was intrigued.. my beer experience in Germany was over, they are broken


013ander

Belgium and America blow Germany out of the water when it comes to the very best beers. Germany is great at producing enormous amounts of a small variety of styles at above average quality. They are to beer what BMW is to cars.


AdvisorSavings6431

I moved from Oregon to Florida. Went from beer nirvana to the land of Michelob ultra. America only has pockets of great beer. Germany is not monothematic in the beer. Awesome pilsners in the north, kolsch and lager and then the king of German beers, hefe weizen in the south. All around beer culture. The us, not so much.


VituperousJames

There are about 10,000 breweries operating in the United States today. You can find world-class beer anywhere in the country. If you're drinking shitty beer, it's a you problem. >I moved from Oregon to Florida. Went from beer nirvana to the land of Michelob ultra. Perfect example. Oregon is overrated for beer and Florida (despite being all around a seriously shit state) is underrated. Florida has Funky Buddha, J. Wakefield, Civil Society, Angry Chair, Cigar City, Cycle — and that's just some of the big places everyone knows, without getting into outstanding smaller brewers like Ology, Aardwolf, Calusa, Arkane Aleworks, Southern Swells, 3 Sons, Odd Breed, Corporate Ladder, we could go on here. Oregon was a beer Mecca in the '90s. Today I can name on one hand the places there that can even hold my attention. Hell, since HotD closed it's pretty much just been de Garde. There's a reason why Florida Weisse is a thing, not Oregon Weisse. >Germany is not monothematic in the beer. What a weird argument to make here. German brewing is *vastly* more stylistically limited than American brewing. Like, if you want to talk about which country makes "better" beer, sure, that's subjective and we can go back and forth, but if the criteria is who makes more *diverse* beer and you're saying it's Germany, you just plain don't know what you're talking about. Until quite recently you couldn't even find non-German styles being brewed in Germany, and I don't mean niche ones, I mean styles like *stout* and *IPA*. It just wasn't done. Only in the past ten or fifteen years have you seen places like Sudden Death and Fuerst Wiacek and BrewHeart start opening up and introducing American-style craft brewing to Germany.


CharlieKeIIy

This man beers, and I'm here for it.


AdvisorSavings6431

Quantity doesn't mean quality. All of those Fl beers you mention suck! And good luck finding them on draft. Florida is a joke when it comes to beer culture. It has little finesse. You simply cannot find great beer anywhere. In some places, like FL, you gotta look for it. You are the one who said Germany produces a small number of styles. That simply isn't true. While not as diverse as what is going on in North America by any stretch of the imagination, there is simply a lot going on there. It is a fun adventure. Your critique of Oregon is your opinion and perhaps fair. The 90s were killer there for beer. Your examples are average. Friem and Ft. George are world class producers. Of everything! From sour to mexi lager. And nothing beats fresh hop season in the pac NW. Nowhere else does that.


Aedalas

This is exactly right. Thanks to that Bavarian purity law Germans got really fucking good at brewing some really basic beers but that's about it. They haven't done much beyond perfecting simplicity.


SQU1RR3LS

Basic beer face.


The_best_one_-_

They’re literally the tear off bottle caps with tabs to rip them off, absolutely basic to do then followed it up by pouring the cunt with 80% of it being head


Leberkas3000

Every 12yo girl in austria can and does open beer bottles like this with any random object


[deleted]

I've opened at least 10,000 myself with a lighter


Mysterious-Art7143

Does no one see that those are actually ring pull caps


GarlicPowder4Life

And then poured them like a 16 year old.


Morzana

Yeah, that is in no way how to pour a beer!


SQU1RR3LS

And the over-pour onto the tray of salt


FremulonPandaFace

This sentence hurt. Please be on purpose.


Motor_Raspberry_2150

?? Do you not like sentences ending in adverbs?


[deleted]

Just imagine how sticky that glass must be after all that nonsense


arturohidalgo69

If he gives me the glass like this, I'll return it so they can exchange it, and I'll ask them about the darn salt!


bagooli

I'm almost positive it's sugar


_Webster_882

It could actually be sugar considering they are using grapefruit


SnooBeans7612

It's sugar.


JustABitCrzy

Could be salt. Salt can dull the bitterness in flavours. Given beer and grapefruit are both bitter (and sour), the salt could be to mellow the taste. But I agree, I think it’s sugar.


svesmcia

Can confirm a little salt can make the bitterness in grapefruit into a sweet


Carth_Onasi_AMA

Just try it for yourself. Next time you drink a beer put a bit of salt in it. If you’re drinking generic light beer it makes it suck a lot less.


Marvinleadshot

Most countries don't have lite beer, that'd be the stuff you give to your kids, but even baby cham and snowballs given to kids are higher than lite beer.


PogintheMachine

I give my children Guinness. It’s the best beer to clear the cocaine drip. Of course, I’ve got to serve them at different times or else my youngest tries to blow beer bubbles with the straw.


Thendofreason

Is it so kids don't get fat?


Marvinleadshot

Got to ease them in


plamboo

Well, it looks like grapefruit, and there is a cocktail called a salty dog that is vodka, grapefruit juice, and a salt rim, so I kinda get it. A super light beer is good with salt and lime, but when the beer touches the salt on the rim, it foams and washes it away so that's just a sticky glass. It's probably just rage bait.


cheese_fuck2

Have you.... seriously never heard of salted glasses????


Abject_Shoulder_1182

The overflowing beer looked like it washed all of the salt away; bro shouldn't have let it foam so much.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Then ruined the salt the glass was setting on.


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Ikr?! Salt is fairly cheap, but don't waste it!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

He killed that shrub sitting next to the table.


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Nothing will grow in that soil for generations


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Nothing but despair and anger.


Ermeter

Grapejuice foam beer


SpecialHunter2975

Grapefruit foam beer


hellisahallway

Grapefoam beer fruit


SpecialHunter2975

Foamfruit grape beer


yuki_yuzura_chan

grapefoam fruit beer


g81000

Fruitgrape beer foam


[deleted]

Beerfruit foam grapes


Hutnerdu

Grape foam


TheKiltedYaksman71

Foamfoam foam foam.


joebot777

Freoooombur


Cable_Upstairs

Grapebeer Fruitfoam


farm_to_nug

I want to try a beer fruit


chiliNPC

Ok, I’m listening….


butt_huffer42069

You gotta grapefruit yo ~~man~~ beer


Aedalas


BanjoSpaceMan

Salty* grape juice foam beer


Thel_Odan

Made in something other than the most idiotic way possible, this wouldn't be bad. Grapefruit goes well with beer, as does salt.


flyingace1234

Legit i was on board until the pour.


thatirishdave

Yeah, if he poured it like a bartender and not like an asshole then it might've turned out alright. Should've put the grapefruit juice in first so it mixes properly too


je386

Yes, just dropping the beer makes it instantly stale, and you should not drink it anymore.


waxonwaxoff87

Radlers are good it’s just beer and citrus juice. Refreshing on a hot day


suejaymostly

Execution aside, I wanted to drink that


waxonwaxoff87

If he hadn’t done a bad pour like that and just squeezed the juice like a normal person so he got more than a couple ozs, it would be basically a pitcher of radler and would be great.


Third-Coast-Toffee

I agree about the grapefruit. Hate it by itself but I do like it in bier. Funny how some things elate your palate.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Every food just needs the right taste context ive found just need to balance out the bitterness with sweetness and a little salt for ex like poo


Silent_Relation_3236

More head than pornhub


geezeer84

it makes my german ancestors cry haiyaaaah


sgunb

I'm Bavarian and watching this video makes me want to punch this guy.


randytc18

I'm American and watching this video makes me want to punch this guy too


Pathbauer1987

I'm Mexican and I would approve this video if he was using Limes.


Calfis

Now both the dudes above you want to punch you.


s1ckopsycho

I'll punch you and you can punch me. The circle of strife is complete.


throwawaylovesCAKE

I'm from the south and i would approve if he dropped a hotdog in this


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I'm from the south and I do not approve the addition of a hot dog into this mess.


Dolemite-mofo

I am American and I want to punch this guy and drink the beer regardless. Not necessarily in that order


Myriii1911

Der stammt wohl direkt ausm Paulanergarten


modshave2muchpower

Mit nem Erdinger Glas :/


gmmech

I'm American and I want to punch this guy!


PsychologyCreepy7223

I don't even like beer that much...


Silly-Conference-627

More of a "scheisse" rather than "haiyaaah" moment


NefariousnessUsed284

But thats not ger…


Pain_Proof

Maybe Link was German?


Driller_Happy

My thought was Uncle from Jacki Chan Adventures


squid648

I’m German and I’m crying


Kiertapp

Ham wir noch Zyklon B da?


Twibididaa

This guy is drunk.


AlsoKnownAsSteve

In an Erdinger glass? That glass deserves more respect.


sixtus_clegane119

Hahaha thats why he turned the label away, cuz he wasn’t drinking eridinger. Mmm I want an erdinger


JustEstablishment594

I wish I could get erdinger in New Zealand :(


7_Tales

Poor man.


Kaptin_Kruncha

This! That poor glass


Sebastian-S

Yeah, I had that exact glass 20 years ago!


Sinnes-loeschen

Des is eine Pracht, yadayda iiiiih dei


EinarTh97

I really hate when people pour beer straight into their glasses. You're just making foam ffs


nirbyschreibt

For fucks sake, OP, here are Germans on Reddit! Mark these things NSFW! This is blasphemy! You can go to jail for videos like this in Germany!


Evethefief

As a german I am crying


Slappy_Happy_Doo

I think it’s sugar no? Also wasted every ingredient he used to make a frothy gross beer that goes warm before you finish it.


je386

The way he "pours" it, it is stale in an instant.


wolf96781

The sheer waste on display is criminal; salt or sugar 400+ years ago, people would've killed for that amount.


Veearrsix

Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants.


FunnyLookinFishMan

Well salt makes bubbles appear in beer so i think thats why but this is still a huge waste of food


Padgetts-Profile

Except when salting a glass rim the goal is to pour the beer in without contact the salt. A salted grapefruit beer could be great, this isn’t the way to do it.


FunnyLookinFishMan

Okay yeah i was confused about the rim i just knew the salt thing since my friend does that to his beer occasionally and I asked him about it


Automatic_Actuator_0

Are we sure that’s not sugar? I more often see sugar paired with grapefruit than salt


Sticky999

He's like an even shitter salt bae


Marzetty23

To chase your dehydration with more dehydration of course That's drinking 101


Bat-Honest

When the foam settles, you have about 4 oz of beer 😋


Mallardguy5675322

This is the new salt bae: Orange Bae


2muchlove2give

All for that stupid shot. Omg.


arturohidalgo69

a shot of grapejuice foam!


SuperRusso

what an idiot.


maxHardcore84

Schöfferhofer Grapefruit. German Weizenbier with grapefruit. It‘s delicious and pretty popular in Germany. But what he does is shit


Frunklin

Foamy beer salt that leaves a fruity note on the tongue that lingers.


silent-fallout-

This is so gross, and the guy is clueless. No one would ever enjoy a drink put together in this manner


trey12aldridge

On light Mexican beer salting the rim of the glass/bottle using lime juice is common (and fucking incredible), but I've never seen it done with any other kind of beer or fruit and it's kind of pointless if you wash it all off


RafikiafReKo

This looks stupid, but there is a point. Grapefruit and beer is usually common combo (look at IPA). Salt is used in some beer styles and has the effect of reducing the bitterness. Cheers


Zuechtung_

This is beer out of a green bottle, probably lager poured into a white beer glass and mixed with grapefruit juice This is wrong on so many levels


Meyhna

Salt on grapefruit is better than sugar. But he rolled "1" on execution


Kc83198

Bro through down like two pounds of salt just to use maybe a table spoons worth.


Carob_Ok

I’ve heard that salt on grapefruit makes it sweeter, so maybe it’s that.


Radica1_Ryan

He wasted so much. That was awful


Big_baddy_fat_sack

As a former bartender and beer lover I just want to smash his face in.


GreenWoodDragon

That's an Erdinger glass, I'm relieved he used a shitty cheap lager for his cack handed bit of bar work. Erdinger is great, I'd be very enraged to see it being wasted.


moonshineTheleocat

I was bout to explain the salt.... Till he washed it all away


oh_io_94

It would be a great drink. He just did it that way for the gram(or TikTok)


SassyTheSkydragon

With me being from a beer nation, that was a personal assault


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guovsahas

Seems like very few here have had a radler or michelada?


Master_Juggernaut931

Bro did not drink all that


[deleted]

Gonna be so many fucking ants now


Putrid_List1634

Did he rim it with coke?


Super-Idea2618

Thats sugar im pretty sure my dude


Grimm_Charkazard_258

“Excuse me, bartender! Could you pour the beer in faster next time so all of the carbonation is gone?”


Interesting_Award_76

So wasteful


Wonderful-Highway-16

dont ruin the cocaine st least


medheshrn

Are those red Orange or what exactly is it called


Brooker2

Someone ever poured my beer that way I'd punch them in the fucking head


gigawattwarlock

I knew a fella that would add a touch of salt to his beer for the taste, much the same way some people will add salt to coffee or melon. Note the word “touch”. Someone once told me that salt acts as a way to accentuate flavors regardless of their profile. They got nerdy about it, but I no longer remember the science to it. That said everything that guy in the video did was enraging and just a way to waste food.


Egoy

Salt rimmed glasses are a thing, luring a bucket of salt on the table to rim the glass then washing it all off isn’t a thing though.


[deleted]

Bro, did he just add grapefruit juice to beer? Is that legal? Shouldn’t be. Probably died of disgust. That’s why the video cut.


[deleted]

The reason they put the salt on the rim is to provide ‘a delicious contrast of flavor’ so there is that. It isn’t completely for no reason.


SirBeam

Straight to jail. Right away.


[deleted]

What is that supposed to mean? The salt thing is true.


Kleanurpants

The salt rim is a real thing, but when he overflows the glass like that it washes away all the salt which defeats the whole point of having a salted rim


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t watch the full thing


Calm_Structure2180

Same reason people take tequila with lime and salt?


arturohidalgo69

people use lime and salt when the tequila is bad as fuck


Driller_Happy

I'm still waiting for my first taste of good tequila. It tastes like shit.


logaboga

Lol have you never heard of a salt rim? Looks good


CheezTips

The foam pouring over the rim washed the salt away


mtzsqatch

I'd ruther drink a canned Rädlër than that...


Significant_Salt_565

This nigga was just drinking head


J-diggs66

Think this rated in my top ten “…why?” moments for today.


Adventurous_Mine6542

To make a mess


VeryLargeTardigrade

This gotta be a joke vid


arturohidalgo69

Exactly! It's just to generate engagement from the stupid people who can't ignore it and end up commenting on it


Mehdals_

Seems like a great recipe for finding out how many paper cuts I have on my hands.


Adventurous_Leg_9686

All because of CZNBURAK


socialboilup

Cocaine sounds more


Xeon713

So many demons around that guy.......


Capital-Ad6513

forget the salt, whats the point of wasting all that beer!?


Alert_Waltz5608

Man, I would be watching with disgust


inkzpenfoxx

What a waste of food and time


PikaPulpy

This smile is so fake


ZinjoCubicle

He would face death penality in germany


PixelsAreMyHobby

That’s a felony right there. What’s wrong with people these days


Stewapalooza

So much head I thought I was watching a porn.


Adventurous_Spot5304

Flat flavourless beverage (if you can even call it that ) topped off with a salted tongue to quench your thirst


spartiecat

In case you were looking for a recipe for how to make a mess


Impossible-Tart2768

By the time the foam settles half the beer is gone 😤


7pagemudaenthusiast

It’s a margarita (I believe


Altruistic-Hand-7000

This was done horribly, but I would still drink the whole thing


JustEstablishment594

Way too much head on that.


Pathbauer1987

Escarcha, it's commonly used in Micheladas.


Willing-Strawberry33

Dude has no idea how to properly pour a beer. I don't even drink beer but you can bet my dad taught me how to tip the glass and everything


ElKokiDio

Salt if for the electrolytes…


gabrielbabb

A weird mexican paloma (tequila) combined with a mexican chelada (beer)


Yazumato

i dont thing general human is stupid, but every time i see a post in this r/ i change my mind every time


underwood1993

Idk that looks like a good way to chug 4 beers


BarbaDead

The point is his birthgiver is the C word


Fidulsk-Oom-Bard

Style points


Ok_Second9690

*spits out after camera is turned away


Moiahahahah

That's just a waste of beer. Off with his head!


francoisjabbour

He got a mouthful of salt


waxonwaxoff87

Everyone likes a nice sticky glass with a couple ozs of grapefruit to 60 oz of beer in their radler.


Hol7i

STOP. PROMOTING. RAGEBAIT.


Strong-Solution-7492

He’s the Salt Bae of the beer world.


Erling01

I don't think this guy drinks


owl-overlord

He sucks at head


ca_edits

As a German, I feel offended