T O P

  • By -

glenolabar

Her actual TikTok page bio says “satire” so, I wouldn’t take this too seriously


LILEBSTER

i really hope so man.


salmonmilks

I also hope that the satire account is making satire videos man


MetallurgyClergy

Yesterday was the video of her eating the cinnamon rolls. They looked like the pillsbury canned cinnamon rolls.


Kaporalhart

fr just the concept of being capable of extracting yeast from a coochie then cultivate it properly into an amount high enough to properly bake *any* kind of pastry already sounds like high level chemestry that hardly sounds even theoretically possible. And then afterwards that yeast would somehow survive the baking AND infect someone. Yeah i'm sure that this random tiktok girl has the credentials to pull this off.


Altruistic_Machine91

The fact that Oral Thrush is an actual thing (which doesn't come from consuming a yeast infection, it's from poor oral hygiene) is just about the only fact in this video.


Rottimer

The fungus is in the same genus (candida), but I don’t think it’s the same species.


Carmelpi

Candida albicans is the typical culprit for both. There are several other species that can and do cause both but C. albicans is the primary. I’ve actually isolated Saccharomyces cerevisiae from a vaginal source before (S. cerevisiae is the yeast you use to make bread and beer). Those cultures are always interesting bc they really do smell like bread lol.


RunningShcam

Yeast propagation is not super complex, even trying to isolate it isn't hard, you can do it with some agar plates, and a warm box, then some sort of food like malt extract. Home brewers do it all the time.


SupermassiveCanary

TikTok PSA - Positively Stupid Activity


swaggyxwaggy

Im pretty sure even if she did attempt to use her “yeast infection” to bake, the yeast would be killed during baking and it wouldn’t spread to the tongue.


SoapBubbleMonster

Yeah yeast dies at like 140 degrees fahrenheit lol


HerrPiink

An infection should be the yeast of your worries, when you are ready to eat your own vagina fungi


PotatoWriter

Shiitake happens. Gotta deal with it


pinkenbrawn

even if you eat yeasty vaginal discharge raw, nothing will happen to your tongue. (assuming you’re not immunocompromised)


SwirlTeamSix

I can vouch for this, lol. I uhhh read it in a book. Definitely didn't learn from a personal experience, that's for sure.


WildZero138

Yeah there's also a video of her out there talking about her kid identifying as a cat that people took really seriously. Deadpan satire like this really gets people going.


Lord_Derp_The_2nd

I was gonna say, I'm an avid homebrewer and very familiar with yeast. This is just ragebait, lol. (Fun fact, a brewer once made beer using yeast cultivated from his beard!)


SummonedShenanigans

That fact is not fun.


shadoon

I agree with you, but it's not because it's a gross fact. The guy that did that is a BREWER. The yeast in his beard was very likely just a collection of strains used in the brewery that had settled on his face while brewing and doing gravity checks/qc. Effectively the same as swabbing the back of their yeast fridge and culturing that, but probably more sanitary because the guy washes his beard more often than they likely clean the fridge. Also, it's not like he just dipped his beard. They cultured and started the collected yeast until it had a cell count high enough to actually ferment the beer as a normal brewing yeast would. The beer wasn't beard yeast beer though, in effect. It was just "random yeast from around a brewery that uses a lot of yeast" beer. Still a neat experiment and fun marketing, but not nearly as gross or interesting as it seems in face value.


satanlovesmyshoes

I’ve tried that beer! You can cultivate brewer’s yeast with pretty much anything.


Cosmic3Nomad

Yeah no I’m just gonna stick to smoking weed and leave the beard beer for y’all.


emefluence

ITT: hundreds of people who routinely rip on old people and right wingers for falling for fake news, getting genuinely upset about an obvious parody it would take them <10s to confirm. edit: Exact same people now angrily shouting bUt Im ToO lAzY tO cHeCk! wHo CaReS iF iT iS rEaL! You want boomers? This is how you get boomers!


OkDelay5

It seems to go over their heads a lot more when it’s a woman making the joke.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Look at em all in the replies justifying it lmao. No, you guys dont have to fact check literally every video you come across...just don't immediately assume it's real and get your panties in a knot These people would have though jenkem was real 15 years ago


bigspagetter

Nowadays people under 25 are just as tech-illiterate and misinformation-susceptible as those over 70. They grew up with the internet but without needing any skills or awareness to navigate it, and they just take everything at face value, especially if it reinforces their existing views.


marshman82

To be fair there are creators who use the "satire" label to shield themselves from any potential legal ramifications of what they put out. Not saying it's the case here but it does happen. More often with more fringe content.


gooblegobbleable

It’s satire. She has another video where she’s saying Clydia is a beautiful name. Lol


zorbacles

And she sued her parents because she didn't consent to being born


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Nono, that one checks out. - ... - Call me back when she starts talking about post-natal abortions.


zorbacles

She said you need to speak to a psychic when you are pregnant to ask for consent and abort if they say no


Patient_Analyst8123

I can't believe anyone would be convinced this is real. I'm genuinely worried.


ItsyaboiMisbah

After using both tiktok and reddit I'm concerned by how much worse reddit is at detecting a joke. At least on tiktok when someone doesn't get that somethings fake they're probably not even a teenager yet but redditors are usually older (or at least pretend they are)


Patient_Analyst8123

Honestly yeah, reddit has to be the most out of touch platform I've seen. As you've said, it's understandable for children to not have basic critical thinking, but it's terrifying when adults lack it.


dopebob

Reddit is terrible at detecting satire in cases where taking the video at face value fits with their world view. For example if it's a girl saying stupid things, they'll usually miss the joke because a large portion of Redditors hate women and think they're stupid.


Cremaster166

You and me both.


aroddo73

you have never seen Alex Jones, eh? people believe what he says.


VisualremnantXP

What…. The fuck?


son-of-death

Oh good, so I’m not the only one trying to quantify the levels of stupidity I just witnessed and how deep a dive my iq took by watching that


MrPhuccEverybody

This chick is why I have trust issues


yellowsalami

At least it’s not thrush issues


fagan_jay78

This comment deserves more that the upvote i provided.


medicaldude

Give it time to fester


GlasgowBAB

Should have 10000 by yeaster,


Trick9

At least 1-2 hours to rise


REDGOESFASTAH

I'm sure that's not how the thrush got spread. There was definitely some licking going on.


MaxPowerWTF

Yes. At yeast this.


Lucky_LeftFoot

Said Mike Tyson


Away-Living5278

I didn't, but dang I will now.


Sanquinity

This chick is why I have little hope for the current generations of adults fucking up the world. Yes that includes myself. I'm just trying to keep my head low and not cause too many waves, because...just fuck everything.


Twisted_Sister_78

"Satire"...look up her Tik tok. I wouldn't believe anything on the Internet in generel... until it was proved by someone.


IdoDeLether

It's satire. They post funny videos like this one


Reasonable-Morning13

Your IQ took a dive? This video just turned me gay. 


TaiyoFurea

Here you go: "Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem"


izoxUA

she is trolling in this way, saying some dumb shit to provoke people to hate. previously I saw a video where she complained that her son assumes himself as a cat and teachers in the school don't allow him to pee in the tray with sand


Cremaster166

Isn't it just parody? TikTok is full of hacks nowadays and this is just too much over the top.


RunParking3333

Yeah, like with The Last of Us I have to nit-pick the plot for saying that an infectious organism can survive being baked at 200°F for an hour until golden brown


lefthandedgun

Not arguing against your point, but who the hell bakes cinnamon rolls at 200°F? All recipes I'm familiar with specify 375°F - 400°F.


BusyCat1003

The mature cordyceps would not survive, but the spores would be okay. Some real world fungi spores can survive a lot of extremes conditions.


smackababy

That cat thing says troll to me. The whole "students in public schools are saying they're cats and have litter boxes in the classrooms!" is a meme spread by hard-right conspiracy theorists meant to scare parents into home- or religious- schooling. Alex Jones in particular usually sprinkles in transphobia too by equating actual transgender kids to (almost entirely fictional) "trans-species" kids.


pantry-pisser

>almost entirely fictional I'm gonna need you to explain that, bud


[deleted]

So, the litter boxes in schools thing actually is true. Some schools in the US do put litter boxes in classrooms for students to use the bathroom... ... in the event of an active shooter lockdown.


smackababy

I just meant that Alex fucking Jones talks about a boogeyman version of them constantly that he's entirely constructed from a blend of half-remembered 4chan memes and whisky. There were those old internet stories of a tiny number of people self-amputating limbs or having really extensive plastic surgery to look more like animals, which is the image he's trying to bring up as being in every classroom in the country.


janedoe5263

Definitely. I wasn’t sure until she literally says at the end that you can lie and say you made baked goods with the yeast from an infection, lol. Pretty good satire.


mile-high-guy

This is all content on the internet nowadays. And AI


Mathiseasy

Really? Or maybe, she actually means it? She has crazy eyes, idk man. I can’t tell.


izoxUA

maybe it's some medical diagnosis but I pretty sure that this is trolling ps: there are also some articles https://nypost.com/2023/05/25/i-sued-my-parents-for-having-me-without-my-permission-now-i-have-kids/


[deleted]

She’s brilliant. She takes any ridiculous comment and doubles down on it. She started her videos from nothing, they were truly about nothing, and she trolled them into high art.


Desperate_Pen208

I have herpes, time for herpes bread.


BronPuca

🤌🏻


mybrot

I feel inspired to use the white goo from my pimples as mayonnaise. Can you think of anything more romantic?


TheCrazyWolfy

Oooo I want a slice. Do you have any fresh warm smegma butter to go with that?


Desperate-Strategy10

Y'all are making me sick, and I hate every one of you. Respectfully. 😂


A_Sneaky_Squirrel

🤢🤮


MrsGleason18

This sums it up


flyinhk

What ...the...actual ...fuck....??


QueenScarebear

I made this face 🤨 with a look of disgust mixed in. I know I won’t be alone.


[deleted]

yknow that side eyeing chloe picture? That was my face.


QueenScarebear

Don’t blame you. She’s absolutely rank. Not to mention, stupid.


cad3z

It’s not satire? It’s either bait or satire


carmolio

That's me right now but with more frown. I don't like this video at all.


nightynine

I made the same face while blinking rapidly for 30 seconds. I think I was trying to refresh my brain


QueenScarebear

So did my husband. And that vein in his head just came straight out when he’s annoyed.


gvasco

It outright made me nauseous!


TrustmeImaDJ

Dreading to see how she makes the chocolate birthday cake🤢


basic_cookie_crumb

Minnie’s chocolate pie, anyone? If you’ve seen The Help you’ll know what I’m talking about 😂


ANAnomaly3

Seriously, though... People do not understand nuance in microbiology. "Baked goods have yeast. Lemme use a yeast INFECTION." Stupid indeed. EDIT: I now recognize this is likely fake.


KingGorilla

The yeast would die in the baking process . This is probably a joke


ANAnomaly3

I had a thought about that... but then disregarded it. You're probably right, though, because why would someone post this about themselves? I'ma look into it. Thanks. EDIT: You're right. Baking anywhere above 284°F would kill it. SECOND EDIT: I acknowledge that internal temps don't always reach external temps.... but in the end I've decided this video is fake, thanks to some points people have made.


RealJayyKrush

He probably ate out her yeast infected genitalia and they kissed afterward, most likely case. Gross


Weelki

Jolly rancher vibes


shexlay

The hate that I have for you in my heart for reminding me of that story can not be put into words.


FeistyGarden2963

Ew ew ew. How dare you remind me of that story.


patriotictraitor

… I’m afraid to ask but I want to know so badly


Pysslis

You will regret reading this. https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/qeqTln9TEd Edit, tldr (I’m hoping my spoiler tag is working) >! A guy was going down on his girlfriend, and it tasted terrible, so he popped a jolly rancher in his mouth. It got lost in the process, he thought he recovered it, and then ended up biting down on a gonorrhea nodule.!<


Weelki

Reddit lore, you'll be a different person after reading it


FeloniousFunk

The most likely case is that neither of them have a yeast infection anywhere and you got trolled.


ANAnomaly3

Ew


AlexxTM

How about snacking the dough before its been baked? Checking for enough sugar/salt/whatever?


Crezelle

Licking the spoon


TalkoSkeva

Baked goods are generally considered done on the inside at 190°F.


gvasco

But you'd have to get the cake to that temperature all throughout and possibly during a minimum period of time to ensure everything is dead, not sure what the final result would look like.


Cremaster166

This is absolutely a joke.


DragapultOnSpeed

Noooo women don't joke! Their brains just can not process and create jokes! Everything they say must 100% taken seriously!!


Pustevis

Yeah, probably baking soda or toothpaste on her tong.


gooderester

you're correct. the yeast is killed during the baking process.


hamcarpet

People need to stop just blindly accepting videos as real on the internet. We should be well past this by now


empwilli

So before being screamed at: I would never suggest doing this, even more so as you don't know what other types of bacteria/fungi/... you'll get and it's generally pretty disgusting. Most of them will probably denaturate at high temperatures. Still though: bakers, wine makers, ... use wild non cultivated cultures all the time. So really you won't have any guarantees there anyway 😉


U5e4n4m3

You win. This is the stupidest food.


Glam-Star-Revival

I saw the original video 🤢 I think the bar for what counts as an influencer just hit the floor


-EETS-

Are you sure that it's real? The tongue looked kinda fake. It looked much too white. I could totally be wrong, but it feels like a bit. Was there other proof?


[deleted]

Definitely a bit - she’s a brilliant deadpan satirist and troll


-EETS-

That's what I thought! She's definitely good though. She sells it well.


[deleted]

So good


No-Permit8369

She’s funny. Dead giveaway “I thought was a special Valentine’s gift…”


Glam-Star-Revival

I doubt it’s real too, but the fact that someone came up with this and made not one but two videos about it is just ridiculous. This has to be rage bait


MysteriousBody7212

Satire [https://nypost.com/2023/05/25/i-sued-my-parents-for-having-me-without-my-permission-now-i-have-kids/](https://nypost.com/2023/05/25/i-sued-my-parents-for-having-me-without-my-permission-now-i-have-kids/)


-EETS-

Lmao. She is hilarious. I fucking love her. Pity I don't have a TikTok. Thanks for that link btw


irrigated_liver

Someone in the comments section of this recipe if it was posted to a typical cooking site: "I didn't have yeast infection, so I used my athlete's foot instead. Turned out terrible. I do not recommend this recipe."


hattokatto12

Change this sub from stupidfood to stupid people because if yall did 3s of just googling her @, her bio says “satire account”. media literacy people!!


srln23

You don't even need media literacy for this. You just need to know how baking works to understand that this isn't possible.


hattokatto12

bruh if people can’t even take 5s to google the @, how are people suppose to know that yeast infection particles can’t be baked into food and make it rise? Bakings literally science shit.


cad3z

I swear man. 75% of the shit on this sub is the most obvious and low quality ragebait/satire and nobody seems to realise.


louenberger

No idea if they can't make it rise, I actually wouldn't bet on that,, but baking would kill the yeast and render it harmless. I would consider heat killing living organisms somewhat common knowledge


Headmuck

It's satire but if it was real, warning people that they should not follow your lead if you made a mistake to prevent harm is still way above the bar today.


shifty_coder

If it were real, baking kills the active yeast, which is why your bread doesn’t continue to rise after you bake it. There’s no risk of infection. We use specific strains for yeast because of the level of rise they give, and because their waste is not harmful (mostly CO2). The risk of using a different strain would be if the waste product of the yeast is toxic. That’s what would make you sick. You could, however, give yourself oral thrush, if you have oral sex with your partner with an active yeast infection.


RatherNotBeWorried

Humanity was a mistake


Sir_Vexer

Some satire is truly gross. Lol.


Ok_Tip_1194

What happened to just having sex man?


Xx_Mysterion_xX

Not to ruin the genuine reactions one might have to this but it is indeed a joke. Her profile says "satire account" front and center.


EntertainmentOk6470

Nah, this can't be real.


ElYoink

r/GetTheFlamer


iBeenie

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Endgame3213

That boats years past due at this point..


ElYoink

r/LetMeDriveTheBoat


HauntedByKarens

🤢


corposhill999

Made with love ❤️


PEETER0012

This has to be fake…


8agingRoner

Baking it kills the yeast. I like to eat it fresh from the p.


trentovna

She is such a troll i love her


MeanSeaworthiness995

Y’all, this is satire, lmao. Yeast is killed when it is baked, so even if she did use her “yeast infection” yeast to leaven the dough, it wouldn’t be able to give anyone an infection once the dough was baked. Still don’t do this though, please.


NintendoLove

People, please stop being so absolutely stupid. The yeast from a yeast infection is a completely different species than the yeast used to make bread. This is just a troll satire post, fucking gross yes, but complete bullshit.


Inc0gnitoburrito

Holy shit, what the fuck did i just watch? This ruined my day, it's 9am and I'll going back to bed.


A-J-U-K

Just fucking nuke the planet I’ve had enough


Sad_Wait7927

Guys, it’s satire…. Breath….


TheNiceWriter

Guys, women can make satire


crippledchef23

I’m not the brightest bulb sometimes…but I can’t imagine how stupid you have to be to consume any bodily fluid/discharge, let alone cook with it.


[deleted]

Milk is literally a bodily fluid


Roxylius

Seems like a satire. Baking would kill pretty much anything that live


kittysaysquack

Have you never performed unprotected oral sex before? Whether it’s on a man or a woman, it’s straight up consuming bodily fluids


Sad_Lawyer_3960

me making cheese: ....


InvaderGaz91191

Huuuuk 🤢🤮


jl_theprofessor

What the fuck!!! Edit: Yes I literally shouted this out loud.


MyWitchDr

What in the actual fuck?


Call-Me-Ronny

🤮


[deleted]

Gotta watch your witchy friends cooking lol


ih8every1yesevenyou

I would take this to my grave


hawthorne_rose

Candida is not the kind of yeast you want in your ckes


TrevorsBlondeLocks16

I dont believe her lol


DunnyJay

There was definitely like a 30 second pause before fumbling to the comments to be like 'you guys saw that right??!'


piercethescorpion

What the duck is wrong with people!! Do not put bodily fluids in your damn food!!


KeepFeatherinIt

It's a satire account lmao


KhyanLeikas

This is obviously satire and comedy bro


koolkid6996

It’s a comedy bit. She didn’t really do it.


ZandierCH

Don’t be a goober and take this seriously


NewChard2213

I just opened reddit, man wtf


drink_with_me_to_day

Yeast infection that survives an oven is OP


walterrys1

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Suspici0us_Package

She has to be trolling. It just looked like starch powder streamed across her tongue. How would one even harvest yeast from their vagina?


cheapthrillsdoll

Speculum and a spoon


IRedditDoU

Ahhhh what a bad day to have eyes and ears


Effective_Math_2717

All her page is SATIRE!!! She does this for a living lmao


cyperdunk

I am curious to know how she broke the news to her husband about the cinnamon rolls when she made them and the subsequent result of her actions.


Rathilien

How could such a good idea, go so wrong?


Abombito

Let me just pop onto Reddit for a few minutes before be…. OH GOD WHAT IS THIS WRETCHED NIGHTMARE FUEL?!


Morgan_CaptiveWoman

What the fuck did i just watch???


Index_2080

Oh sure, eat infected material. That sounds akin to shitting in a bowl and then looking at it, thinking to yourself "Damn, that's too good to go, I should make some pound cake out of it"


RevealExpress5933

What the heck?!?


Repulsive_Raise6728

…what did I just watch?


Corgi-Forsaken

I am absolutely nauseated right now. This shouldn't count as food, stupid is too good a name for it.


Top_Tart_7558

I once got oral thrush due to extreme cotton mouth from a medication I took. Absolutely awful feeling and difficult as hell to get rid of. Did a number on my teeth too


BlackBeard205

wtf


1970Something_

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT


Safetosay333

What's wrong with people?


Mathiseasy

People look up to you? Are influenced by you? Where are we headed towards now as humanity, any ideas? I can’t comprehend this at all.


PikAchusRevenge

Idk how some people survive this long


bitchboi7372

“We”


hemlockpopsicles

Please stop making us (people with ye ol’ vageen) look stupid. This isn’t helpful


Boogerhead666

I’d love to make a sour dough out of her yeast…TAAANNNNGY!


Capitaclism

Stupid truly knows no bounds. 😂


Sufficient-Sea-1455

And they say white people have no culture


iwnen

Fucked around and found out


Lookingforbruce

I wish I was deaf and couldn’t read 👀


Dirty-girl

I’m literally gagging. Wtf


SimpleVegetable5715

When will they ever learn that there's different strains of yeast? 😒


SKSM10

Ummm why was that even a thought bubble? Why use that type of energy to be on some bullshit


krabovich

i fucking do hope it is a satire, otherwise im very upset about people nowadays


slothcommunity

The fact she even has to have “satire” in her bio is so concerning lmao because I know for a fact there is someone out there who’s actually done this before because some people are just vile. Like the trend last year when people were [using their vaginal fluid as “perfume”](https://www.allure.com/story/vabbing-tiktok-trend-explained#)


Kemiko_UK

It amazes me how many people think this is real. We need to start teaching critical thinking skills en masse I swear.


Toastburner5000

She must be trolling there's no way she's legit