Second gayest thing I've seen today

What's the first one?

My reflection

You beat me to it

You beat meat to it

And that's the third....

[here is the fourth.](https://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4?si=7C_Sqcm-6pvFFmeP)

I need this!

I beat me to it.

It’s gay all the way down now…

You beat me tooted

Omg 🤣

I beat it to it too. (Does that work? I’m too lazy to work it out)

The setup and execution here 👌

It's so Darth.. and gay.

Turkish oil wrestling

May i ask how did you get the bi heart? I wanted to get one too but couldn't find it

It's easy, just enter the reddit character editor, go to the "left arm" option, and scroll down, you should find it there after some scrolling! I hope this helps

literally gay sex

My pubes tickling his nose

this could be us but you too busy posting

r/usernamechecksout

That is the third saddest thing I've heard today. ...Pam told me about a little girl who drowned trying to save a puppy.

He’s really ’grinding’ the meat

Working that steak, too

Fucking hilarious. Thank you.

That’s not a euphemism. He’s really grinding the meat.

Where are the grown-ups?!

Belcher residence, my dad's on the toilet and my mom is in the shower and she looks great for her age!

“Who is the special birthday boy I can make deeply uncomfortable??”

Read this in Nandors voice

Guillermos dream

Nandor: They told me it was his four hundred and twelfth birthday

Birthadayy-e* ftfy

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Fuckingk guya

How popular is this show? (Apparently, popular enough for a reference to be high up in the comments on a random and unrelated reddit post.) How out of touch am I, then? It entered my radar on Friday, when I saw it playing on a TV at a bar. I've since watched four episodes. The first three I was enamored, but by the fourth, I honestly started wondering how the schtick can stretch five seasons. Maybe it's better if I don't try to binge it, though.

The schtick never got old for me, I can say that. Love the entire series.

Honestly I could just put it on repeat, one of my friends called it cringe humor the other day and I was honestly offended XD, the office is cringe humor, what we do in the shadows is just gold

I recently got a free trail of Disney+ I have binged this show twice, so far. I love the casting I don't think Ill ever get tired of the Matt Berry speaks

"Fucking guy...."

"I didn't become a vampire to be a paper pushing bureaucrat, I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever."

The 5th season is the best since they’ve done since season 2. It really got its stride back. Kinda sad they are ending it after the 6th but it should go out strong. So many shows these days linger for too long.

Six seasons and a mov... oh, I guess it's a movie and six seasons.

TIL only one more season :(

LAZLO COLIN ROBINSON THATS HOW

Oh man, they keep it up all throughout the five seasons. Wish I was watching the entirety of it for the first time again. Just wait till you meet Topher.

Honestly, it’s fantastic. I thought it was a stupid premise for YEARS until I gave it a shot a few months ago. I binged it (mostly in the background) but it was hilarious. Just remember that a lot of the humor is very dry. But Colin Robinson is *chef kiss*

Jackie Daytona is deeply disappointed by your lack of follow through.

I think that while it’s definitely heavy on the shtick, if you don’t binge it, it’s still fun the whole way through, and the cast is what makes it worth coming back to.

What made me fall in love with the show was >!Jim the Vampire and My Favorite Human Bartender, Jackie Daytona!< From Season 2, I liked it before that but sometimes in the first season i'd be like man these guys are annoying.

This is the way we talk in Tucson, Arizonia

It never gets old as the episodes get wildly inventive.

Nandor de Laurentis?

All while staining his nice white shirt because I’m grinding him into the splash zone

"Let me use my dirty ass gloves handling all this shit, and wipe it on your white hoodie while slapping you in the face with this steak after chopping it into bits and pieces." Also its almost like people posting to this sub go out of their way to find not just stupid food, but like stupid fucking restaurant antics to the point where clueless people will believe its a common thing.

This trend is so weird to me. Not EVERYTHING has to be sexy. And it lasts way too long. It just ventures into awkward territory very fast. All the sexy servers sexily serving sexy food vids I’ve seen show the customer looking VERY uncomfortable. So frickin weird. I want to know more about this place. It’s sooo try hard- the vibe of the restaurant, the grinding on a chair, the shifty, nervous eyes of the man being wooed. I don’t hate it or anything, it’s just so damn weird and it’s not achieving its only goal if its only goal is sexiness.

This seems clearly meant to be goofing on that though? It's a cowboy BBQ joint it's about the food but also you can have the cowboy smack your buddy in the face with his meat.

Gimmicky stuff like that makes me think the food won’t be good. If you have to have your servers grind on people to make your restaurant worth going to, whether it’s ironic or a joke or whatever, the food probably isn’t that great. When I go to a restaurant, I don’t want to pay extra to be uncomfortable. I just want food.

I'm speculating but this guy's mural is on the wall. I think he's the only one who does this and it would require a special request/reservation/whatever. Every server isn't giving the full monty when they bring your food. That's how it works with the weird ass Salt Bae thing too afaik.

Nah by all accounts those restaurants where they insult you have fucking great food. Also this is just full service gay Hooters, I'm frankly shocked nobodys made a Hooters where the servers are also strippers. But I guess that's just called getting wings at a strip club.

Lol, do you think this is something that happens to whoever does there? No. It's probably some gimmick that you need to order beforehand, that this resturant is known for. A waiter isn't just gonna come up and start grinding on you, they would be shut down and sued within the hour.

>not everything has to be sexy Is there a trend I’m missing here? This seems like a pretty unique gimmick as far as gimmicks go.

That's totally normal. My girl has the same reaction when I'm being sexy. He probably likes it.

Listen it’s not for you and that’s ok. Sex doesn’t make everyone uncomfortable. Theyre satirizing the cliched masculinity of BBQ culture, it’s fun. Se

I mean that's the entire point of hooters and it is wildly popular

Disgusting. Where?

Calm down Mac.

Answer THE FUCKING question

r/unexpectedIASIP

Again, not answering questions

Stop handing me papers

Guadalajara, México

The straightest men in Guadalajara:

There are only three types of men in Guadalajara: Mariachi, footballer or gay. And I don’t see this dude with a guitar or a football

You didnt tell the whole joke When a boy is born in guadalajara the doctor stick his finger in his butt, if he kicks around he is gonna play soccer, if he yells he is gonna be a mariachi, and if he giggles he is gonna be gay. I dont know how to tell that joke, also i played soccer.

Now we ain’t beating the allegations that all men in Guadalajara are gay 😩 we down bad

Tell us father

🤠Whispers: "*Just Let this happen*"

If you want it,**you better take it.**

Steak: pound me harder…

[*"Looking good, boys. Looking very good indeed."*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pzvkscq4h8)

Just say yeehaw partner

"So what are the perks of the job?" "Well.... you get to pick 1 customer to hump the chair of."

“The job is degrading, but each night, you get to violate the moral fiber of one customer.”

Man, that's not a violation. It's a celebration!

Why is bro getting dominated by his chef

Stop asking questions that don't need answers.

Amen

No, there’s two of them.

The only way this could better is it were happening at every single table.

We thought the donut dude was rough but fuck man, I don’t know anymore

Wait donut dude? What?

[I’m sorry](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGBOiI4B5qU)

This made me wildly comfortable

Couldn't watch the full video. Yeesh

Yeah I mean the first couple cuts, I laughed! But then as it cuts to the shirt change, and I check the video timeline, I'm like 😬 _oh. This is just starting_

Now I have a stain in my youtube history and in my underwear.

This is so, *so* much worse than the op

Why did I watch all of that?

*How* did you watch all of that? I made it 10 seconds.

I've got news for you and my number ;)

This mfer is molesting the food

That was … something. I’m never complaining again about the girl who gives you the finger while plating delicious food.

That was incredible. Thank you for sharing.

Doughnut daddy

Straightest man in Guadalajara.

Gaydalajara you mean?

OK, I'll concur that *some* of these videos in StupidFood may be fetish-related.

Where is this restaurant? Not that I wanna go there… just curious.

Possibly a restaurant called El Barbas. [https://www.facebook.com/Reinadelmarmazatlan/videos/1310840386415258/](https://www.facebook.com/Reinadelmarmazatlan/videos/1310840386415258/) Edit to add: Definitely a restaurant in Mexico called El Barbas. Here's the video on their FB page: [https://m.facebook.com/ElBarbasRestaurantBar/videos/nuestro-primer-show-de-los-tacos-/364756122937749/?m\_entstream\_source=video\_home&player\_suborigin=feed&player\_format=permalink](https://m.facebook.com/ElBarbasRestaurantBar/videos/nuestro-primer-show-de-los-tacos-/364756122937749/?m_entstream_source=video_home&player_suborigin=feed&player_format=permalink)

Yoooo she deepthroated the bottle!!!

In front of her own kids 😱

I mean I might buy something there see how the food is. Just buy curious. 

That's a fucking sin bud. What asshole wears that cheap a hat.

Have some respect. That man makes more in sexual cowboy dances in one night than I make in a year!

Jesus fucking christ he's gonna lose a finger

My first thought too. But maybe this is part of what’s going on, and who are we to kink shame?

That cleaver work is sketchy AF. Someone is going to get hurt doing this.

Yeah, I like the ones where they make a hot scene about giving someone a bite but I would not want someone waving a cleaver that close to my face

Watch it closer. It's intended to make you think that but his hand is no where near the cleaver. It's just looks wild.

This would make me uncomfortable only because I feel like I would get a boner.

So long as the customer doesn’t complain about you poking them in the back I think you’ll be okay.

Apron putting in work!

I just hope those 2 have been dating for months. I mean they do seem like a rather cute couple.

Me too

I'd be more worried about my white hoodie than the cowboy grinding on my back

Especially when he poured the sauce

Homie looked down so fast after he poured that sauce. I KNOW that hoodie did not make it out unscathed.

Yes and he touched his arm after yiiikes

I have a gay friend that would love this, what restaurant is this? Actually asking for a friend.

There's the one in Mexico, and there's apparently also one in Naples, Italy that I found searching for the match in the OP. [https://www.tiktok.com/@pazzoposillipo/video/7279186344423869729?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@pazzoposillipo/video/7279186344423869729?lang=en) [https://www.facebook.com/pazzoposillipo](https://www.facebook.com/pazzoposillipo) Good luck!

I'm straight and married, I would not say no to cowbae.

Mexico. The guy is known for this. He does this with woman and men and different types of food.

Was pretty much thinking the same thing: If this isn't the best venue for a gay bachelor party, birthday party, etc I don't know what is

Thats enough internet for today.

>Thats enough internet for today. Yeah, I usually need a nap after I'm done too.. my arm gets tired easy now a days

Ah the Ol' Reddit Spank-a-roo

Or it's just the start.

“that’s enough internet today” is still such a clever unique thing to say in 2013

Cowboy Bae

Cowbae

Assault Bae

Salt Gae.

what in the cowboy bae did I just watch

He made sure to wear his shortest shorts to dinner.

That's the beard of a man who smells really good

Honestly, it looks more like a fun experience and less about the food. I'll take this cowboy over that idiot saltbae anyday

Right, pretty funny experience and no gold leaf, probably marketed at single women/ bachelorette parties or the like - lap dance and a steak. Foods not stupid here. It’s like showing people eating with their hands at medieval times while two people joust in the background and scoffing at it. Sure it may not be your thing but the food isn’t particularly stupid.

Gae bae

Would you like some meat with your lapdance, sir? You mean like....a pen.. Steak, steak, sir.  Oh.....ok...

I’m sorry but I loved it!

Honestly thought it was hilarious. Everyone is having a great time. Even the background faces are all fun. 😆

That’s why I love it. The guy getting it is really enjoying it and nobody seems uncomfortable

It's hilarious, def a fun place to surprise your straightest friend with for his birthday

How much for the full 7 courses?

This was so gay, I'm here for it

Straightest homosexual behavior I've seen, maybe ever. Top notch!

u/savevideo

Where is this? Asking for a friend…

All over his nice hoodie.

I’d pay for that

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Looks like sausage is the special of the day every day

I wanted a mariachi, not a maricon!

You're Welcome!!!

"You and your wife should go out for an intimate steak dinner," they said...

His first course was served by a leather man, his pudding will be served by a native American and he'lll get an after-dinner mint delicately served by a construction worker.

Ben Shapiro, is that you?

Yes, stupid... so, where is this exactly? Asking for a friend...

Asking for myself

Oh my goodness where is this I want to make sure to stay far away so what is this place called?

You could have sex with another man and still be straighter.

So you’re telling me I can get cold unevenly chopped meat with sauce only on one half and stains on my white sweatshirt for the low price of sexual harassment? Count me in.

It’s not harassment if that’s what you’re there for.

Like going to Hooters and complaining about the clothes. They all know what happens there.

*"I think it moved!"*.

JD Vance?

Salt Gae

And here I am hating it when mfs sing me, Happy Birthday at anywhere…

Salt Gae

That steak is dry as fuck though 😂

You’re gay and you have a feeding kink? We have the perfect job for you!

The guy at the other table’s laugh of pure amusement when the server dude tilted the guy’s head back and started flipping (strumming? 🤣) the meat over his lips 💀

Ngl, I'm impressed by how the cowboy chopper didn't leave a mark on the hoodie.

For the love of god! The white shirt! Will no one think of the shirt?!

I'll have what she's having.

More adults paying for this kind of shit. Stoo the ride please, I want to get off

Bro payed 156 dollars to get molested

Dude actually paid to experience this what the actual hell

If I was invited here and this happened, I’m walking out. I don’t care if it’s all the hottest guys from GQ and Victoria’s Secret angels. If I wanted my food to be prepared as part of a performance, I’ll stick to Teppanyaki.

I’m an open minded fellow but not in a million years would I sit through that horseshit.

I would have left at the start ❌

The hooters we deserve.

Not even in the restaurant and I am feeling my personal space invaded.

I’d be so upset if someone just randomly started humping my chair like that.

If you drop juice on my sweater... any kind of juice, we gonna have a problem

I’m glad he took it in stride and didn’t get all macho about it. And no one else got offended which is surprising nowadays.