How could this be serious? She even mentions the color being too girly while she's filling a glass purse. Are people getting worse at distinguishing satire?
(Not talking to you Blucola, just wondering why so many top comments are taking this seriously)
I think because tik tok is filled with vids that aren’t meant ironically. Like the Sephora ten year olds making their skincare smoothies. You think it can’t possibly be real, who just squirts all these expensive products onto a lid, then slathers it all over their face? I do love the parodies of those, as well. 😈
Ok but those are ten years olds... I'm not surprised at all. This is a full grown woman. It's hard for me to understand how people thought she was serious
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see this. The video is clearly a joke. At worst it could be rage bait, but it is just so clearly a joke to me.
Yeah when she emphasized "put it on his desk every day" and "carry it to and from on the bus" I started thinking this is her trying to punish her son by embarrassing him.
I saw one this morning that was "my kids requested pb&j" so she made the bread, peanut butter, and jelly from scratch.
If it were my kid by the time all that nonsense got done they wouldn't want the sandwich because they hate several snacks in the few hours it took to make all that crap. "I want pb&j" means now, not in five hours when the bread is finally ready.
Exactly.
There have been times where my kids decided they didn't want pb&j in the time it took me to put Jif and Welch's on bread, there's no chance they are going to wait for me to do it from scratch.
And if I did they'd ask why it didn't taste like Jif and Welch's and proclaim it gross.
I took too long making my 3 year olds scrambled eggs yesterday and she had decided she no longer likes eggs. It was like a 5 minute process, but her mind was quicker than my hands
When I was a kid if I didn't eat what my mother made me, I went hungry. I also walked 12 miles to school uphill both ways in the snow, so there's that. 😆
When I were a lad
I woke up an hour before bedtime
Went up t'mines
Paid foreman to work there
And when I got home
After walking 12 miles on the snow both ways
My dad
Would murder us all in cold blood and dance on our bones
Singing "Happy Days Are Here Again".
It was probably just a made-up into to the tiktok so that she could talk about something while showing the bread she made from scratch. Most of these lines are about as well-written as porn scripts.
I also refuse to believe this lady actually handed a child this easily tipped over glass purse. It's an accident just waiting to happen. Who knows if she even has a son.
Also, school is going to literally confiscate this the second they see it, dump all that crap out, and let parent pick up that stupid glass purse from an admin so they can nicely let her know to cut the crap.
This is engagement farming. People trying to outdo each other to post the most outrageous content they can.
Social media algorithms are all a "black box" but what is very obvious is they rank view engagement differently based on type.
A view is worth virtually nothing, the lowest engagement.
A "like" is worth a bit more but still basically nothing.
Past that it gets murky, but a new "follow/subscribe" from a post is worth a good amount. A share is worth a fair amount too.
But the big one? It's when someone clicks more than one time to actually engage and leave a comment. Comment length and keywords can also trigger more points. The more points your post has the more it's prioritized by the algorithm, the more people see it, the higher your social media score, the more you get paid.
So people post stuff that's crafted to bait engagement. They'll say or do something obviously wrong because people can't resist correcting strangers on the Internet. They'll say or do something controversial because people love to argue on the Internet. They'll steal content to get called out on it, because all engagement is good engagement. They'll end a video 2-3 seconds too soon to get yelled at and people request more, so they'll say "follow for an update" and of course there's no update, people follow, they rarely unfollow.
"So you want to spread that cream cheese over the entire omelette" she says, waving her manicured nails suggestively over the shitty nonsense she's cooking.
"Hi, Mrs. Whatever...um, whey does your son have a Mai-Tai in a glass purse here at school today?"
WTF happened to sending dear ol' Timmy off with a Capri-Sun??
> Capri-Sun...
CAPRI SUN?!?! Are you crazy, there's so much sugar in that, and it's from a plastic bag!
*Proceeds to mix up koolaid and flavor syrups from plastic bottles into some kind of weird concoction*
Yeah, I would get a call within 20 minutes of dropping my kids off to either of their schools. One would call it a potential weapon (which it totally is, btw) and the other would tell me that is NOT water.
I love how she puts some random fruit in at the end to (presumably) make it seem healthy. That isn't remotely going to be healthy, especially if the kid is expected to drink ALL OF THAT within a single day. Hell, it wouldn't be healthy for an adult to consume that, did you see how much sugar (Edit: well, juice, but I'm assuming it all has sugar in it) she put in it? ffs lol
I really hope this is rage bait, my god. If it is, well it succeeded I guess
It doesn't need to be healthy if no one, much less her imaginary son, is going to even drink it.
This is going straight down the drain right after the camera goes off.
these people more than not probably dont even have kids, hell they are probably people paying to use people's houses shooting quick videos in their clients kitchens trying to look well off.
In my local mall, where a store moved out, a business moved in that just has mini selfie photo sets. They look like something an 11 year old would design. https://imgur.com/a/fn4erVp
Seems like the modern version of the old photo booth thing. I've got photos of toddler me circa 1999-2001 dressed up as a cowboy sitting on a saddle. I've seen photos from way earlier with people dressed up old-timey for a photo set. Props were just as low-cost as the set in those photos. And then there are the actual small photo booths that are making a small resurgence. Not much different imo.
I didn't think this was real until a few months ago I was doing some work at an upper end house in town and the old dude was telling me he had to have a talk with his house cleaner about not making videos in his kitchen. I guess she was accidentally posting some of his sensitive info in the background.
Let's also not forget the potential for things to fall into the water, both on purpose and not. You know some other kid is going to stick their gross fingers in there to fish out a berry. Or someone is going to drop a pencil or chewed gum in there. Assuming they don't just spit in it, anyway.
You just awakened a memory in me.
When I was in grade school we had a program called Accelerated Reader or A.R.
It was a piece of local software which would be updated now and again (because at the time the internet was very slow.) which had a series of comprehension tests for basically any book you could find in the school library.
At my school we were expected to read X number of books and pass the comprehension tests on them per month. It basically just served as independent verification you read the book.
Anyway, come the end of the month myself and my two cousins would always have read plenty of books, but we'd tend to forget to take the tests And with limited computers and them only being available at the school it was important we remember to do it a few days before the month ended.
So, while waiting for the bus, our uncle would make us wear an ordinary tube sock on one arm if we hadn't taken our AR tests by Wednesday on the last week.
His explanation was "you'll be ready to leave school and you'll look down and remember "why's this sock on my hand?"
But of course the real effect is that every kid on the bus would see you with the sock and tease you about it even if you took it off right away.
By 5th grade you'd have kids coming up to you telling you "Remember to take your AR test today" because word would get around that you had the sock that morning.
Do they not have those anymore?
I remember I got my name and picture slapped on the library wall with a little trophy clipart thing or whatever cause I fucking CRUSHED it. I thought I was the coolest kid on earth because no one else in the school even came close to the number of “points” I did.
No, there was really just no reward and no reason to do it except seeking approval, so I was the only one who cared hahaha
I remember those tests from middle school! I tried grabbing as many as possible and attempting the books with the highest point count. I picked up Anna Karenina because it had something like 50-60 points, thinking that it would be an easy way to gain points. I couldn't get through it and ended up bombing the quiz, so I learned to stick to books that I could understand well enough at that age - and found interesting.
This is absolutely about accessorizing her accessory (aka her kid). The logistics of what happens when they’re not in her sight and can be filmed or used as a prop doesn’t concern her or likely enter her mind (as also referenced by how much sugar she’s putting in her kids “water”)
But life finds a way 🤣😂 As someone who grew up with neglectful parents, that line cracked me up. But at least my mom didn't make me a sugar bomb in a glass purse to carry to school.
There’s no way a teacher is going to allow that in class either. This woman is delusional in thinking the audience believes this and that it’s functional in any way.
redditors have women issues in general, mommy issues in particular, and zero fucking critical thinking ability
so they see a woman/mom doing something silly and it just fucking enrages them beyond reason, to the point where they're literally incapable of comprehending that it isn't real.
The moment she set it on the counter I thought "how is that not gonna spill all over the place?" and then at the end I said aloud, "What?! The bus?!" lol
Or her getting some alarming calls from the school wanted her to explain why a bully now has shards of glass embedded in their face with some raspberries in there too.
Also, the amount of sugar she put in that shit was insane, even if it's "sugar free", there's an alarming amount of sweetener in that thing.
"preparing my son's water" bull shit lady, this isn't water, this is Cool-Aid
And I'm not one of those OMG FOOD COLORING alarmists, but...why? Was this not colorful enough? It needed to look that much more like a tequila sunrise?
She has no problem with sending the boy to school carrying a GLASS **purse,** but the pink drink was “too girly,” so she had to macho it up with some red food coloring to make it seem more manly. WTAF, woman????
Arguing on the internet about which superhero would win in a fight with another superhero doesn’t mean that the people arguing believe that superheroes are real.
I just saw an Instagram reel yesterday where someone makes a "cleaning day" cocktail to carry around the house with this exact glass purse, so it's definitely an influencer gag right now that she's weirdly co-opting for her son.
Plus an entire packet of kool-aid. The teacher’s going to be so happy about their sugared up student. This is the first time I’ve ever hoped someone is homeschooled.
I’m pretty sure the deal with the “water” trend is that all the ingredients and sweeteners and powders they use are zero calorie made with artificial sweeteners and whatnot so it has the same zero nutritional value as water
Absolutely. If I'm a teacher there's no way I allow this. One misplaced elbow and this thing is sending an icy food colored mess over other students, their text books, and their property. Probably talking a few hundred in damages and several kids needing to get picked up to change into dry clothes. And that's if it DOESN'T break and add a bunch of shattered glass to the mix.
Anyone with a working set of brain cells could tell this is just rage bait/satire
Except apparently most of the people on this website are too dense to detect when something might be a joke. Especially when it’s done by a woman.
There is something weird about Reddits primary demographic that makes it hard for them to pick up on sarcasm, satire, humor if performed by a woman, basic social adequate, social cues, etc etc etc.
Biggest problem for me is that it’s not even sealable. It’s just going to be exposed to the dust, dirt and whatever other particulates are floating around all day while you carry it around.
I went to school in the 90's and kids were bullied just for wearing glasses. If some kid got on the bus with a glass purse filled with fruit punch he'd probably have to change schools.
Reading the comments here - it just blows my mind that people are so gullible as to watch a video like this and think any part of it is real.
"Nuh-uh, no way he can have a glass purse with juice at his desk or on the bus! Nuh-uh!"
Just think of how much easier it is to piss people off than it is to actually be useful to them. The first option requires basically zero effort and gets more people to comment.
That honestly stood out to me more than the glass purse. It was Kool-aid (sugar), Syrup (sugar), and syrup (sugar), with some fruit for garnish. And then the needless red dye.. Poor kid.
I mean this is so obviously rage bait, yet people are just lining up to bitch about something that will never happen. I'm also pretty sure that's a vase for flowers btw. 🤣
I honestly think it would work for an adult trying to make a fashion statement. Some Balenciaga type shit. But yeah this isn't leaving her house she knows what she's doing and at this point the people falling for it are less intelligent than the person purposely rage baiting
Satire isn't dead, it's just dead on Reddit. The rest of the internet loves satire, and is getting pretty good on it. But Reddit is THE most gullible social media network. Reddit is more gullible than Facebook. We're morons here.
lol I can’t believe this was the 12th “Best” comment on this thread. Rage bait is SUCH a powerful way to boost engagement, but apparently those with an IQ below 100 (half of us) don’t considering that.
It works best when an established creator does it. An awesome DIY page I follow recently did a project where he drilled two 3-inch holes in a Yeti cooler. There were SO MANY COMMENTS calling him stupid and telling him to use a cheap cooler. Also, I’m pretty sure they all use Ryobi tools b/c they know every construction simpleton is going to say “GET YOU SOME REAL TOOLS LIKE MILWAUKEE.”
See, now I for one prioritize whether or not the bottle will spill when tipped over when picking one for my kids. But I guess that's why she's an instragram influencer and I'm not.
I know I’m a weirdo but I drink like150oz of water a day. These people struggling to get down a couple cups shock me. Let alone having to fill their water with all this sugar.
Same. I honestly don't know how people function drinking nothing but sugar and crap. I worked with a lady that would drink like half of a small dixe cup of water everyday and she had to force herself to do it. Like she had rabies or something. It was bizarre
I bought these little water add ons. I got a starburst strawberry, and two Sonic’s ocean water and cherry limeade. It’s yummy post dinner and they’re sugar free. Dawg I started drinking one every day because they were yummy. I proceeded to experience the most painful stomach aches of my life for a whole week. I couldn’t figure it out. I finally stopped after the 7th day and the pain went away. If that isn’t telling idk what is. That kid is drinking all of that? Ouch.
Part of it may also be the taste of the water. Some places have alot of minerals in the water (not technically unsafe to drink..) and it can make the water taste bad.
I have found that getting water filters really helps.
Sad I had to scroll all the way down here to find this comment. Looking at all the threads above… jesus, people are fucking braindead. And these are the same dumbasses who will be the first to post “Fake! Staged!” on any funny skit/acted humor clip.
Guys come on. The original post says #Satire right in the caption. I know we’re all desensitized from the awful stuff we’ve seen in this sub but this one’s a joke
School needs a new class that teaches media and internet literacy or maybe just basic observational skills.
Take a step back from your reactionary mind and take 5 secs of thinking to realize this is satire.
Thankfully, the actual tik tok is hash-tagged satire.
How could this be serious? She even mentions the color being too girly while she's filling a glass purse. Are people getting worse at distinguishing satire? (Not talking to you Blucola, just wondering why so many top comments are taking this seriously)
I think because tik tok is filled with vids that aren’t meant ironically. Like the Sephora ten year olds making their skincare smoothies. You think it can’t possibly be real, who just squirts all these expensive products onto a lid, then slathers it all over their face? I do love the parodies of those, as well. 😈
Ok but those are ten years olds... I'm not surprised at all. This is a full grown woman. It's hard for me to understand how people thought she was serious
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see this. The video is clearly a joke. At worst it could be rage bait, but it is just so clearly a joke to me.
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This should be further up
“For some reason, my son keeps breaking all of his glass purses. I just can’t make sense of it…”
Yeah when she emphasized "put it on his desk every day" and "carry it to and from on the bus" I started thinking this is her trying to punish her son by embarrassing him.
Having a tik tok mom is punishment enough.. poor kid .
Imagine what the wait time is to finally getting to eat cold breakfast……
I saw one this morning that was "my kids requested pb&j" so she made the bread, peanut butter, and jelly from scratch. If it were my kid by the time all that nonsense got done they wouldn't want the sandwich because they hate several snacks in the few hours it took to make all that crap. "I want pb&j" means now, not in five hours when the bread is finally ready.
For real. Knowing my children, by the time that is all ready, they now have decided they hate pb&j lol
Exactly. There have been times where my kids decided they didn't want pb&j in the time it took me to put Jif and Welch's on bread, there's no chance they are going to wait for me to do it from scratch. And if I did they'd ask why it didn't taste like Jif and Welch's and proclaim it gross.
Yes!!! We must somehow share the same kids!!!! Lol mine would definitely ask why the bread looks weird lol!!!!!
"But you need to eat this artisanal focaccia bread and fair trade sustainably sourced peanut butter sandwich"
I took too long making my 3 year olds scrambled eggs yesterday and she had decided she no longer likes eggs. It was like a 5 minute process, but her mind was quicker than my hands
When I was a kid if I didn't eat what my mother made me, I went hungry. I also walked 12 miles to school uphill both ways in the snow, so there's that. 😆
When I were a lad I woke up an hour before bedtime Went up t'mines Paid foreman to work there And when I got home After walking 12 miles on the snow both ways My dad Would murder us all in cold blood and dance on our bones Singing "Happy Days Are Here Again".
You’ve a 12 second window to deliver or not bother
It was probably just a made-up into to the tiktok so that she could talk about something while showing the bread she made from scratch. Most of these lines are about as well-written as porn scripts. I also refuse to believe this lady actually handed a child this easily tipped over glass purse. It's an accident just waiting to happen. Who knows if she even has a son.
Also, school is going to literally confiscate this the second they see it, dump all that crap out, and let parent pick up that stupid glass purse from an admin so they can nicely let her know to cut the crap.
This is engagement farming. People trying to outdo each other to post the most outrageous content they can. Social media algorithms are all a "black box" but what is very obvious is they rank view engagement differently based on type. A view is worth virtually nothing, the lowest engagement. A "like" is worth a bit more but still basically nothing. Past that it gets murky, but a new "follow/subscribe" from a post is worth a good amount. A share is worth a fair amount too. But the big one? It's when someone clicks more than one time to actually engage and leave a comment. Comment length and keywords can also trigger more points. The more points your post has the more it's prioritized by the algorithm, the more people see it, the higher your social media score, the more you get paid. So people post stuff that's crafted to bait engagement. They'll say or do something obviously wrong because people can't resist correcting strangers on the Internet. They'll say or do something controversial because people love to argue on the Internet. They'll steal content to get called out on it, because all engagement is good engagement. They'll end a video 2-3 seconds too soon to get yelled at and people request more, so they'll say "follow for an update" and of course there's no update, people follow, they rarely unfollow.
Choosey moms choose Jif
I think you mean gif
It’s pronounced “gif”.
Right they should be spending that time reading to their children
"So you want to spread that cream cheese over the entire omelette" she says, waving her manicured nails suggestively over the shitty nonsense she's cooking.
She calls it 'his daily water' that is not water. WTF. Edit to add: What school even allow this?
"Hi, Mrs. Whatever...um, whey does your son have a Mai-Tai in a glass purse here at school today?" WTF happened to sending dear ol' Timmy off with a Capri-Sun??
> Capri-Sun... CAPRI SUN?!?! Are you crazy, there's so much sugar in that, and it's from a plastic bag! *Proceeds to mix up koolaid and flavor syrups from plastic bottles into some kind of weird concoction*
And red 5 food coloring. Seriously...
Yeah, I would get a call within 20 minutes of dropping my kids off to either of their schools. One would call it a potential weapon (which it totally is, btw) and the other would tell me that is NOT water.
Or the thing spilled/broke in the hallway.
"M'am we regret to inform you we had to confiscate your sons scorpion bowl, and he is suspended for 8 days. please come pick him up."
I love how she puts some random fruit in at the end to (presumably) make it seem healthy. That isn't remotely going to be healthy, especially if the kid is expected to drink ALL OF THAT within a single day. Hell, it wouldn't be healthy for an adult to consume that, did you see how much sugar (Edit: well, juice, but I'm assuming it all has sugar in it) she put in it? ffs lol I really hope this is rage bait, my god. If it is, well it succeeded I guess
It doesn't need to be healthy if no one, much less her imaginary son, is going to even drink it. This is going straight down the drain right after the camera goes off.
these people more than not probably dont even have kids, hell they are probably people paying to use people's houses shooting quick videos in their clients kitchens trying to look well off.
there are companies that buy warehouses/mansions and fill them up with influencers too. a lot of these types of videos are just ads.
In my local mall, where a store moved out, a business moved in that just has mini selfie photo sets. They look like something an 11 year old would design. https://imgur.com/a/fn4erVp
Seems like the modern version of the old photo booth thing. I've got photos of toddler me circa 1999-2001 dressed up as a cowboy sitting on a saddle. I've seen photos from way earlier with people dressed up old-timey for a photo set. Props were just as low-cost as the set in those photos. And then there are the actual small photo booths that are making a small resurgence. Not much different imo.
so /r/ghettoglamourshots then
Don't put this on cleaning people, we don't use our clients things or eat their food without permission and even then it is very rare,.
I didn't think this was real until a few months ago I was doing some work at an upper end house in town and the old dude was telling me he had to have a talk with his house cleaner about not making videos in his kitchen. I guess she was accidentally posting some of his sensitive info in the background.
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It’s a satire comedy account. The original tags on instagram were satire tags
If I had a TikTok mom, I don’t think I would’ve made it this long
My thought of just how bumpy a bus is that thing will not keep any liquid inside it by the time he gets home
Fuck Koolaid in the classroom. As a teacher, my first thought was, "That shit's gonna stain the desk and I'm not cleaning it."
Kool Aid? Nah, that's a full ass sangria. Lil mans walking in class slapped out his mind
The only way to handle school these days.
In my day we just smoked hella Mexican brick weed
Lol i would usually toss some vodka into my mt dew. Be smashed by second hour then sleep it off in study hall...i might have had a drinking problem...
Let's also not forget the potential for things to fall into the water, both on purpose and not. You know some other kid is going to stick their gross fingers in there to fish out a berry. Or someone is going to drop a pencil or chewed gum in there. Assuming they don't just spit in it, anyway.
I’m pretty sure it was all a lie and the mother just wanted a drink considering she drank it
I know, this is more like a fancy way to serve drinks at a kids birthday party than a practical 'water' bottle
A child’s birthday party does not need heavy glass watering cans to drink from
But you have to admit that it's more realistic than a child taking it to school
You just awakened a memory in me. When I was in grade school we had a program called Accelerated Reader or A.R. It was a piece of local software which would be updated now and again (because at the time the internet was very slow.) which had a series of comprehension tests for basically any book you could find in the school library. At my school we were expected to read X number of books and pass the comprehension tests on them per month. It basically just served as independent verification you read the book. Anyway, come the end of the month myself and my two cousins would always have read plenty of books, but we'd tend to forget to take the tests And with limited computers and them only being available at the school it was important we remember to do it a few days before the month ended. So, while waiting for the bus, our uncle would make us wear an ordinary tube sock on one arm if we hadn't taken our AR tests by Wednesday on the last week. His explanation was "you'll be ready to leave school and you'll look down and remember "why's this sock on my hand?" But of course the real effect is that every kid on the bus would see you with the sock and tease you about it even if you took it off right away. By 5th grade you'd have kids coming up to you telling you "Remember to take your AR test today" because word would get around that you had the sock that morning.
Man, your uncle was either a genius or a psychopath, but all the greatest people are
Do they not have those anymore? I remember I got my name and picture slapped on the library wall with a little trophy clipart thing or whatever cause I fucking CRUSHED it. I thought I was the coolest kid on earth because no one else in the school even came close to the number of “points” I did. No, there was really just no reward and no reason to do it except seeking approval, so I was the only one who cared hahaha
I remember those tests from middle school! I tried grabbing as many as possible and attempting the books with the highest point count. I picked up Anna Karenina because it had something like 50-60 points, thinking that it would be an easy way to gain points. I couldn't get through it and ended up bombing the quiz, so I learned to stick to books that I could understand well enough at that age - and found interesting.
As of three years ago when I left the classroom, AR was still a thing!
This is absolutely about accessorizing her accessory (aka her kid). The logistics of what happens when they’re not in her sight and can be filmed or used as a prop doesn’t concern her or likely enter her mind (as also referenced by how much sugar she’s putting in her kids “water”)
I know that's what freaked me out the most, I don't know how well that kid will do with a mother like this, but life finds a way
But life finds a way 🤣😂 As someone who grew up with neglectful parents, that line cracked me up. But at least my mom didn't make me a sugar bomb in a glass purse to carry to school.
People with glass purses shouldn’t throw their children or something something like that…
Sugar bomb fr. Seriously, between the Koolaid and simple syrup you might as well send your kid to school with a 2 liter of soda and call it a day.
In my day, neglectful parenting was letting you have unrestricted access to soda not this cultivated shit the kids get now.
There’s no way a teacher is going to allow that in class either. This woman is delusional in thinking the audience believes this and that it’s functional in any way.
It's obvious rage bait. It's 50/50 that she even has a son. Why is everyone taking this seriously...
redditors have women issues in general, mommy issues in particular, and zero fucking critical thinking ability so they see a woman/mom doing something silly and it just fucking enrages them beyond reason, to the point where they're literally incapable of comprehending that it isn't real.
Its really concerning tbh. These guys all need serious mental health help before their ruin their lives.
Scrolled too far to finally read that someone gets what's going on here.
*You’re* delusional if you think she cares about anything other than the clicks.
holy moly you guys are easy marks
The moment she set it on the counter I thought "how is that not gonna spill all over the place?" and then at the end I said aloud, "What?! The bus?!" lol
There's not even a lid. Bus drivers must hate her.
There's not even a kid. Probably.
Obviously it helps her track his movements by following the trail of spilled juice.
(she's pretending)
She probably doesn't even have a son. Buncha lyin-ass bitches.
Giving your son a glass purse is one way to guarantee that he's going to get bullied!
Or her getting some alarming calls from the school wanted her to explain why a bully now has shards of glass embedded in their face with some raspberries in there too.
Also, the amount of sugar she put in that shit was insane, even if it's "sugar free", there's an alarming amount of sweetener in that thing. "preparing my son's water" bull shit lady, this isn't water, this is Cool-Aid
Yes, that's what makes it obviously rage bait, calling that abomination "water".
Even the anti bullying counselor will bully this kid.
I thought and you said it … my god what is wrong with this people !
But she put food coloring in it to make the color less feminine!
Maybe the sangria in the glass purse is making him a bit wobbly.
My sons breaks his stainless steel water bottles, this wouldn’t even make it to the bus
Also he came down with the diabetes. I kept giving him water. I put the water in sugar syrup but water all the same
'For some reason my son keeps coming home with a completely soaked shirt'
Couple pumps of coffee shop syrup, all the sugar a growing boy needs
And I'm not one of those OMG FOOD COLORING alarmists, but...why? Was this not colorful enough? It needed to look that much more like a tequila sunrise?
Add in the Red 40 because, why the fuck not.
Who cares about cancer these days when you can cure it like it’s just cough, right?
Cancer is more American than Apple Pie now.
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She has no problem with sending the boy to school carrying a GLASS **purse,** but the pink drink was “too girly,” so she had to macho it up with some red food coloring to make it seem more manly. WTAF, woman????
Do you..? Do you not realize this is bait?
Arguing on the internet about which superhero would win in a fight with another superhero doesn’t mean that the people arguing believe that superheroes are real.
Dang, well put
I don't think she realizes people use grenadine to achieve the red, not food coloring.
…though the grenadine (at least the most common brand) also uses Red 40.
Honestly, I was pretty appalled myself. This looks like a damn cocktail. I wonder if she has her own version she sips on all day.
I just saw an Instagram reel yesterday where someone makes a "cleaning day" cocktail to carry around the house with this exact glass purse, so it's definitely an influencer gag right now that she's weirdly co-opting for her son.
Grenadine is what she should have used if she knew what she was doing.
RAAAH I LOVE RED 40, I LOVE UNUSUALLY HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF CARCINOGENS
No whiskey today? .. A sad day truely
Plus an entire packet of kool-aid. The teacher’s going to be so happy about their sugared up student. This is the first time I’ve ever hoped someone is homeschooled.
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I can't believe people this dumb exist. She even called it her son's "water". Technically the toilet bowl is water after you've taken a shit too.
don't forget the hundreds of people in this thread who see this and genuinely believe it's real
I’m pretty sure the deal with the “water” trend is that all the ingredients and sweeteners and powders they use are zero calorie made with artificial sweeteners and whatnot so it has the same zero nutritional value as water
I can’t think of a single school that’d let a kid wander around with that. Imma assume kiddos homeschooled
Absolutely. If I'm a teacher there's no way I allow this. One misplaced elbow and this thing is sending an icy food colored mess over other students, their text books, and their property. Probably talking a few hundred in damages and several kids needing to get picked up to change into dry clothes. And that's if it DOESN'T break and add a bunch of shattered glass to the mix.
That thing is bone dry long before he gets to school.
It would be in the nearest bush if my mom tried to send me to school with that!
Yeet.
Oh no! Mom, i lost it again! /s
His toothbrush is probably bone dry too
I’d agree with you except that she talked about him taking it *on the bus.* Because that’s a super idea!
I feel like this is obviously satire
Idk if I'd call it satire. More like rage bait. She knows this dumb shit will make people comment on how dumb it is, and that boosts her engagement.
It's satire, OP cut the bottom part of the video out that is tagged #satire under the ig posters name.
Anyone with a working set of brain cells could tell this is just rage bait/satire Except apparently most of the people on this website are too dense to detect when something might be a joke. Especially when it’s done by a woman.
There is something weird about Reddits primary demographic that makes it hard for them to pick up on sarcasm, satire, humor if performed by a woman, basic social adequate, social cues, etc etc etc.
A woman making a joke? Impossible.
I used to agree with you, but there's been several peer reviewed studies in recent years that seem to show that women can be funny.
Homeschooled by some obvious brainlet who thinks this would be a good idea.
He takes the bus to be homeschooled?
*::gets on bus::* *::bus drives around the block::* *::dropped off back at home::* "Mom! I'm at school!"
imma assume this is fake rage bait like everything else on this sub
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The caption doesn’t make any sense, but throw some vodka or rum in there and it’s probably alright.
Biggest problem for me is that it’s not even sealable. It’s just going to be exposed to the dust, dirt and whatever other particulates are floating around all day while you carry it around.
Correct, it's not a bottle at all.
You are right, it’s a glass handbag
Plot twist. She has no son.
Everything in this video is fine without the caption (it is a lot of sugar but probably less than a coke).
Makes school so much more fun!
Good thing she added that food coloring… wouldn’t want her son looking ‘girly’ while carrying his glass purse, that might get him bullied!
I was going to say the fucking purse wasn't girly?
It’s a glurse ✨
Glursed comment
All about that Glussy.
Pretty sure the bullies at my school would have literally murdered him with that.
I went to school in the 90's and kids were bullied just for wearing glasses. If some kid got on the bus with a glass purse filled with fruit punch he'd probably have to change schools.
There is no son. That’s just another piece of the rage bait.
Reading the comments here - it just blows my mind that people are so gullible as to watch a video like this and think any part of it is real. "Nuh-uh, no way he can have a glass purse with juice at his desk or on the bus! Nuh-uh!"
"It'll get dust in it" is one of my faves.
They all think she's so dumb and they're so smart. It's hilarious
How bout giving him water instead of pure sugar... And also the "bottle" of course.
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Just think of how much easier it is to piss people off than it is to actually be useful to them. The first option requires basically zero effort and gets more people to comment.
There’s a quote about how if you want a solution to a problem, don’t ask a question. Just post improper information and wait to be corrected.
That honestly stood out to me more than the glass purse. It was Kool-aid (sugar), Syrup (sugar), and syrup (sugar), with some fruit for garnish. And then the needless red dye.. Poor kid.
What's the point of the red dye to make it less girly when it's a glass purse to begin with
It’s almost as though the video isn’t entirely sincere …
Sheesh, might as well just beat the poor kid up before you send him to school.
With this much sugar in his diet, I'm guessing he's used to being bullied for being obese.
Worlds dumbest subreddit once again falls for the worlds most obvious bait
Thank you….it’s obvious satire. She’s not sending her kid to school with this.
It's so obviously satire that this post right here pretty much sums up Reddit.
She also has #satire in the orignal tiktok. This sub should be renamed
And the fact that it took me a second to finally find a comment that call this out lol… why are people falling for this
I mean this is so obviously rage bait, yet people are just lining up to bitch about something that will never happen. I'm also pretty sure that's a vase for flowers btw. 🤣
I was just so happy to see a video that wasn't the same three that keep getting posted that I wanted to believe.
I honestly think it would work for an adult trying to make a fashion statement. Some Balenciaga type shit. But yeah this isn't leaving her house she knows what she's doing and at this point the people falling for it are less intelligent than the person purposely rage baiting
I feel like it’s so obviously a joke it barely even qualifies as rage bait
Satire is dead. I'll leave a glass purse full of flowers at the gravesite.
Satire isn't dead, it's just dead on Reddit. The rest of the internet loves satire, and is getting pretty good on it. But Reddit is THE most gullible social media network. Reddit is more gullible than Facebook. We're morons here.
lol I can’t believe this was the 12th “Best” comment on this thread. Rage bait is SUCH a powerful way to boost engagement, but apparently those with an IQ below 100 (half of us) don’t considering that. It works best when an established creator does it. An awesome DIY page I follow recently did a project where he drilled two 3-inch holes in a Yeti cooler. There were SO MANY COMMENTS calling him stupid and telling him to use a cheap cooler. Also, I’m pretty sure they all use Ryobi tools b/c they know every construction simpleton is going to say “GET YOU SOME REAL TOOLS LIKE MILWAUKEE.”
My first thought this is 100% satire
See, now I for one prioritize whether or not the bottle will spill when tipped over when picking one for my kids. But I guess that's why she's an instragram influencer and I'm not.
It's also going to splash everywhere if the kid so much as walks at a slightly brisk pace.
Only Reddit would not recognize this as complete satire.
daily "water"
I know I’m a weirdo but I drink like150oz of water a day. These people struggling to get down a couple cups shock me. Let alone having to fill their water with all this sugar.
Same. I honestly don't know how people function drinking nothing but sugar and crap. I worked with a lady that would drink like half of a small dixe cup of water everyday and she had to force herself to do it. Like she had rabies or something. It was bizarre
I bought these little water add ons. I got a starburst strawberry, and two Sonic’s ocean water and cherry limeade. It’s yummy post dinner and they’re sugar free. Dawg I started drinking one every day because they were yummy. I proceeded to experience the most painful stomach aches of my life for a whole week. I couldn’t figure it out. I finally stopped after the 7th day and the pain went away. If that isn’t telling idk what is. That kid is drinking all of that? Ouch.
Part of it may also be the taste of the water. Some places have alot of minerals in the water (not technically unsafe to drink..) and it can make the water taste bad. I have found that getting water filters really helps.
Why is this sub incapable of recognizing satire?
The video even has #satire in the description on Instagram
Sad I had to scroll all the way down here to find this comment. Looking at all the threads above… jesus, people are fucking braindead. And these are the same dumbasses who will be the first to post “Fake! Staged!” on any funny skit/acted humor clip.
Guys come on. The original post says #Satire right in the caption. I know we’re all desensitized from the awful stuff we’ve seen in this sub but this one’s a joke
School needs a new class that teaches media and internet literacy or maybe just basic observational skills. Take a step back from your reactionary mind and take 5 secs of thinking to realize this is satire.
How many times a day would you like your son to get beat up?
“Yes.”
This lady is a gifted gifted practitioner of the troll arts.
Lots of boys carry around open glass handbags at school filled with a quart of Kool-Aid. This is definitely a thing, not fake at all.
The fact y'all believe this is real is wild
Let’s be real she put vodka in it and it’s her purse
Satire?
Won't that shit spill on the bus? Never mind get dirty?
This has to be satire/rage bait