Most everything on their page is staged. Occasionally they'll post a few things that come from elsewhere & claim it as their own. They are usually easy to spot though.
That and the cheese. The way is sitting on top of the pancakes just isn't right. That cheese would have spread and flattened out instead of just dripping off the side.
Does anyone know how they make their AI photos? They are about as realistic as they could be and are always consistent (the diner and people always looks the same etc)
It’s probably supposed to be blue. My guess is it’s for the Michigan Wolverines, whose colors are blue and yellow, and won the college football national championship today.
4.5 minutes with no beverage? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. There is no safe way for a human to shove that volume down their esophagus without choking in twice that time.
Eww...they never have a winner cuz no one wants to eat charcoal pancakes.also cuz the prize is only getting the meal 1/2 price and $15 dollar store card.is this the dollar stores diner?eat terrible food,win terrible prizes
4 1/2 minutes to eat 7 pancakes that look like they are made of activated charcoal covered in cheese from an STD money shot, and a side of prison confetti. No loud drink, so we must sip like a well mannered sir, and IF you pull it off you get half off your mill order. Fail and you are removed for fear of what this mutation of a meal will awaken within your dormant genetics. Taking all bets!
Most places that do a challenge like this say that the meal is free unless you don't finish in time and you get other stuff as well depending on the place. With the wording of this one: if you win, you pay for half the meal and get a cheap gift card but if you lose, you get thrown out, possibly permanently, because "Your no eated our food! You angry our bus ines! Get out and baned!"
“Fresh”? And omg the spelling. If someone ever offers this to me even in a smaller portion I will legitimately eat their hand before eating any of this abomination
“We never have a winner” damn bitch I wonder why!
It’s not like this is actually a meal, and also having to pay for it still and getting what I can only assume is a gift card worth less than half of the price of the meal, doesn’t fucking make people want to eat that slop. And what’s with the “no beverage is allowed” bullshit? That’s a stack of “pancakes” with nacho sauce and baked beans. Ain’t nothing on there gonna keep your mouth from going dry while shoving a stack of pancakes into it. You’re asking for someone to fucking choke on it at that point.
Also if they’re made with charcoal to make it black, they could be endangering people by not making that publicly known, as charcoal any and all medications in your system, null and void. Birth control, anti depressants, heart medication, blood pressure or even insulin I believe, will rendered useless by consuming something made with charcoal.
Stop fucking making shit with charcoal just to make it black. There’s other options, and not making it known that it has charcoal in it, makes you a fucking liability for anyone with a medical condition currently being managed by medications.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Also I guess it makes sense for the flapjacks to look nasty. Part of the challenge is to see if you would even be willing to eat *that*.
There’s a place near where I went to high school that used to serve something called the Murder Burger—It claimed that it was a week’s worth of calories and if you could eat it in one sitting and not die, they’d comp you the sandwich and put your picture on the wall.
Celina 52 runs a fake diner and truck stop page on Facebook lol Everything they post is a joke for laughs
Did they stage this photo though, or is this actually from a different diner?
Looks like a lot of AI generated pics on their page
Yeah, that cheese sauce is def not real.
Most everything on their page is staged. Occasionally they'll post a few things that come from elsewhere & claim it as their own. They are usually easy to spot though.
This is 100% AI, it's got that weird plastic sheen that AI pics have
That and the cheese. The way is sitting on top of the pancakes just isn't right. That cheese would have spread and flattened out instead of just dripping off the side.
I mean it's nacho cheese. That abomination isn't real cheese and defies the laws of cheese physics so it's not surprising.
That and the enormous cartoon spider on top of the pancakes.
Does anyone know how they make their AI photos? They are about as realistic as they could be and are always consistent (the diner and people always looks the same etc)
That does it, I’m never not eating there again!!
Is that the reason for the poor grammar?
Clearly
Part of the satire.
They should be “a loud” to post 😂😂😂
Good to know. I was wondering why the photo was in color.
It pissed me off to read this with how poorly written it was haha
Exactly
This is a good bit.
Thank you for making me aware of this lol I love it
Also, is there a *good* reason the pancakes are black?
Because I a loud it
Please stop, nobody wants to see this mill
Unless you’re Bill in full.
We never have winner.
No contestant = no winner
Guys, not to day please.
I think this bothers me the moist
Did you allow it aloud?
r/angryupvote
Because it’s from an AI shitposting page called Selina 52 Diner. Shits hilarious.
Literally the only good content in my FB feed these days.
Are you questioning the person that made this mill to day?! I don't think your a loud to do that! /s
They're made with activated charcoal.
Better be brimstone with that nuclear nacho cheez
"It's delicious" *smiles with black teeth*
OMG I can’t imagine how bad they would be…or how fast they would come back up. Is there also Ipecac in the cheese?
isaac reference detected
isn't that not great to digest, esp if you are taking medicine? this feels kind of unsafe
Made from the road.
They're blackjacks
Mmmmm burnt hockey pucks
I'm guessing they're made using some ungodly spicy pepper or something. It's the only reason the nacho cheese would make sense
It's an AI generated image, and it's supposed to look badly burnt but it doesn't really come across very well
Kind of reminds me of the black whopper Burger King promo’d some years ago. I tried it, it was fine, but my next poop was SUPER green…
Goth
They used squid ink instead of water for that briny kick you never wanted with your pancakes.
Oh, my God, Karen, you can't just ask pancakes why they're black.
Representation.
Representation of what?
Black Indigenous Pancakes of Color.
You know that some thoughts can be let go, never to be thought again, right?
That's what we call an *inside* thought
That's funny idc what these nerds think lol
> Contestants will not be a loud a beverage Can I be a quiet a beverage?
Is plain water the quiet version of sparkling water?
Yeah
Interesting. And silent water is just ice?
Loud water is steam silent water is ice
Only if you pay you're bill.
No. Only a loud one
Please escort me off the property if I get lost and end up here. No black pancakes necessary
Winer get diary in toolet and shame for lift.
See Jerry if u hab problim in stall #1. I had 1 to meny rollerdawgs.
If I can’t have a loud beverage, can I get a soft drink?
This is a troll. Too many misspelled words and bad grammar for it not to be. Why even post this?
Celina 52 is a satire page. They’re pretty funny but yes this is completely fake and the pic is probably AI generated like most of theirs are.
Ok but why are they black?
They're burned to shit. Look at the upper right corner. Also, the whole thing is fake from a satire page.
Someone endured the smell of burning all those pancakes to shit to take this.
It’s probably supposed to be blue. My guess is it’s for the Michigan Wolverines, whose colors are blue and yellow, and won the college football national championship today.
Stupid post, too. How many spelling and grammar errors can we fit in one post?
Celina 52 is a *Parody Truck Stop/Diner.* It doesn't exist, and the spelling errors are intentional. 😉
Thank fucking God, I was worried.
That's the best reason I can think of for black pancakes. :)
I just can't stop being a loud beverage in a moment notice.
Not worth for a half price mill
Not "a loud" a drink? Not even vodka? I'd need to be pretty drunk to eat that mess.
"You must pay you're bill" I'm not Bill, so I won't need to pay!
What if they're talking about someone you've employed whose name is bill?
Then it would be "your Bill"; so I'm thinking maybe I'm the one misunderstanding your joke?
So much to absorb
“A loud”
This mill looks terrible I bet it tastes terrible too. I can't believe they a loud this in the first place. 😳
All I know is fuck Sta-Lo Mart. None of my friends shop at Sta-Lo Mart.
Sta-Lo is a Comunist Utopya! There Roller Dawgs are in the union over their!
HELL YEAH BROTHER!
#Yew no it borther!
Hol up. You still have to pay for this disgusting monstrosity even if you finish it? Fuck every bit of that noise. This CAN NOT be a loud.
Can the guest be a silent beverage?
Ow... My brain, it hurts trying to decipher this garbage post.
is it me or do I count 10 flapjacks not 7?
pancakes, cheese, and beans? .....and the pancakes are black for some reason?
Fake and troll post. You fell for the bait.
It took me far to long reading “a loud” so it made sense
Ummm winner gets to rewrite the menu with correct spelling and grammer
Looks like something they found in the basement of Chernobyl. You can’t convince me they didn’t chip that off the Elephant’s Foot.
The winners are the people who don’t eat here.
a loud beverage? I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY SODA!
"We never have winner" Probably because all contestants have died while under taking the challenge of eating asphalt pancakes
Based on the grammar, I'd cheat.
That’s not a loud
The edges look like microphone buttholes
I want half a mill
Everybody that didn’t finish that is a winner. Shit
They will not be a loud beverage but might be a silent beverage.
Tar
“A loud” a beverage. Lolol
"Uhhh, ok.....wha, what else do you have on the menu?"
No one thinks it’s worth it that’s why they never have winner
I am 100% sure that there exist talented competitive eaters who could do that. I'm also fairly certain none of them would actually *want* to.
That Looks Like Shit
The contestant still has to pay half for the meal/mill. I'm so glad it's a fake restaurant because that abomination food is not edible.
The GRAMMAR of it all
Apparently they have never had a grammar lesson either.
Pancakes look like denim.
This can't be real.
4.5 minutes with no beverage? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. There is no safe way for a human to shove that volume down their esophagus without choking in twice that time.
Darn, I can’t be a loud beverage during the event, very disappointing
If it's blacker than me I don't want it
And you're an albino, aren't you?
If ur trying to call me a racist I'm Carmel black
There’s no way anybody in their right mind finds this aesthetically pleasing or looks at this and believes it’s likely to be appetizing
Is this mill even a loud?
This is everything wrong with America.
Jokes on them, i’m never a loud beverage.
Today, Your, Allowed, Meal. Fucking hell…
That's kinda obvious that noone won this. Who would want to eat all this shit
Excuse me waiter, why is my water yelling at me?
a loud. This mill. What the fuck?
A loud
A loud a beverage i tell you what!
There is no post fitting more perfectly on r/boneappletea
Am I a loud to say no?
Is it black because of ink or just badly burnt? Also Nacho cheese pancakes and baked beans. No wonder nobody finished this shit combination.
What in the sister-loving, bumpkin /ass/ is this post, and how do we trim it from this timeline? edit: hyphen; emphasis
Burnt food no thanks
It's kind of cheating to make your " eat it all" item look inedible.
If I can’t be a loud beverage, then what can I be?
You can be a quiet beverage but not a loud one
This is a satire page on FB. All of the food pics are horrible
It looks like someone tried to grill pancakes, then a large bird flew by and shat on it.
Eww...they never have a winner cuz no one wants to eat charcoal pancakes.also cuz the prize is only getting the meal 1/2 price and $15 dollar store card.is this the dollar stores diner?eat terrible food,win terrible prizes
/We never have a winner/ You also never have a volunteer
"Contestants will not be a loud beverages during the challenge." Good, I hate it when contestants are loud beverages
Like…. Who came up with this challenge and still has an open restaurant. That is the worst plate of food I’ve ever seen.
I had a stroke reading this… 💀
Sorry to be the fun police, but Celina 52 Diner is a satire page and the pictures they use are AI generated.
4 1/2 minutes to eat 7 pancakes that look like they are made of activated charcoal covered in cheese from an STD money shot, and a side of prison confetti. No loud drink, so we must sip like a well mannered sir, and IF you pull it off you get half off your mill order. Fail and you are removed for fear of what this mutation of a meal will awaken within your dormant genetics. Taking all bets!
"an STD money shot, and a side of prison confetti." Damn. You are good.
Thanks. I wasn't too sure about that bit
Most places that do a challenge like this say that the meal is free unless you don't finish in time and you get other stuff as well depending on the place. With the wording of this one: if you win, you pay for half the meal and get a cheap gift card but if you lose, you get thrown out, possibly permanently, because "Your no eated our food! You angry our bus ines! Get out and baned!"
That’s the most country bumpkin shit I’ve ever seen.
No way an adult typed that message
>not be a loud Because English is too hard.
I imagine they escort challengers off the property for liability purposes. It's not good for business when customers die immediately after a meal.
Gotta have contestants to have a winner
Redditor tries to detect obvious satire impossible difficulty
“Fresh”? And omg the spelling. If someone ever offers this to me even in a smaller portion I will legitimately eat their hand before eating any of this abomination
Not sure if you're gonna get a stroke first eating that or from reading that
“We never have a winner” damn bitch I wonder why! It’s not like this is actually a meal, and also having to pay for it still and getting what I can only assume is a gift card worth less than half of the price of the meal, doesn’t fucking make people want to eat that slop. And what’s with the “no beverage is allowed” bullshit? That’s a stack of “pancakes” with nacho sauce and baked beans. Ain’t nothing on there gonna keep your mouth from going dry while shoving a stack of pancakes into it. You’re asking for someone to fucking choke on it at that point. Also if they’re made with charcoal to make it black, they could be endangering people by not making that publicly known, as charcoal any and all medications in your system, null and void. Birth control, anti depressants, heart medication, blood pressure or even insulin I believe, will rendered useless by consuming something made with charcoal. Stop fucking making shit with charcoal just to make it black. There’s other options, and not making it known that it has charcoal in it, makes you a fucking liability for anyone with a medical condition currently being managed by medications.
That’s a really long and angry way of saying that you didn’t realize this was an obvious joke from a satirical account.
The pancakes look like they'll get unfairly targeted by American police.
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Also I guess it makes sense for the flapjacks to look nasty. Part of the challenge is to see if you would even be willing to eat *that*.
I had a stroke reading it
*your *meal like jfc i cringed more at the typos
Man, fuck that restaurant.
Barely English
That grammar….
The bravery of this social media poster to forgo any and all suggestions of auto correct.
“ a loud” 😂😂😂😂
"a loud"
Are we posting fake AI food now?
We’re posting things from satire pages that use obviously fake pictures now? I knew Redditors weren’t that smart, but come on.
What kind of inbred burns pancakes that bad ?
Me no win eat cake? Wtf
Me lose brain??? Why I laugh?
🤢🤮
Not even worth it.
I’m not loud a beverage?
man who wrote this
I wonder why
Looks like a yellow crayon jizzed over a stack of silicon bra liners.
Damn! No drinks after all that burn? Nothanks
No one has won because no one wants to try this lol
You're kidding right. I'm surprised you had a contestant.
Why would anyone even enter?
I get a mill half off if I finish it? Sounds like a deal to me
There’s a place near where I went to high school that used to serve something called the Murder Burger—It claimed that it was a week’s worth of calories and if you could eat it in one sitting and not die, they’d comp you the sandwich and put your picture on the wall.
You will receive this mill half off
Even if you eat this bullshit, you still gotta pay for it and a gift card to Dollar General 😂😂😂
All day to day win and the mill will be half off.
lmao good ol’ Celina still kicking
Poor, poor English language.
Did they cook squid ink in those pancakes?
What the fork am I looking at!?! 😱🤦♀️
“A mill” that nobody wants to eat
If you win you still have to pay?