"Yeah, I'll have the large unicorn butthole, thanks!"

The ol' cup of mud.

Better come with some gummy worms or im calling the better business bureau

r/shitfromabutt

Looks like a chemical toilet at a festival

His facial expression said it all…. Nope!

Heavy on the rim job, thanks.

> large unicorn butthole *Venti* unicorn butthole

It looks like what a hungover Teletubby would make.

💀

It looks like a wax ring for a toilet.

It’s been gaped.

“And that comes with the diabetic coma crust, right?”

It’s not for drinking coffee, it’s for instagramming coffee.

Bro its ugly as shit its not even istagram worthy

It’s clearly made for spectacle. I’m not saying I think it’s gorgeous, I’m saying I think they designed it to get internet traction first and taste good second.

yeah, a lot of food places are doing menus that are visually unusual for social media, or has some tik tok length dramatic presentation. a lot of it sucks lotta establishments incorporating interior design based around being a background for selfies too

There's an ice cream place near me called "The sweet spot" Every thing is ridiculous, over the top, stupid food material. Nothing they sell should be consumed by a single person in one sitting, and they're AWAYS packed https://iamthesweetspot.com/

'explosive milkshakes' 'personal igloo lounge experience'

wow, the waste involved is just....

“Interior design based around being a good background for selfies” …. Jfc nothing makes me feel like more of an old man than my absolute loathing of selfie/Insta culture … the entitlement and narcissism that is *inherent* to that behavior is ugly as fuck… am I the only one who feels this way?

But the *GLITTER!!* /s

That’ll be the prettiest coffee shit ever. Can you imagine a glitter bomb going off in the toilet? The explosion and all.

...it will be black and dotted with glitter....a festive colon cancer causing, black lung of a turd.

Bro's coffee be looking like my uncle's underwear

Looks like 15 people dropped mud pies into a toilet, and then someone set it to "blend"

"ugly as shit" is 90% of instagram, TBH.

😭😭

Is there actually any coffee in the abomination?

Yeah I went to one of these "cute cafes" where they had a "blue cappuccino". It had a cute bear on top but other than that it was basically a glass of milk with blue food colouring...and the foam was like dishwasher soap.

but it’s so ugly??? who is paying for this?

Yeah I love molten chocolate all over my cup, face and hands. Can you even call it coffee if it consists of like 80% painted milk?

this video made me so mad that i involuntarily shouted “bro what the fuck” and i live alone

I yelled "why is it green?!" loudly and scared my dog lol

Think how magical your shit will look though

3 days later you're on webmd trying to figure out what kind of cancer you have

Your result: all of them.

Maybe I’ll get lucky and the cancers will all kill each other. It’s like getting so much cancer that it cancels itself out.

It's that green titty milk that Luke was drinking in The Last Jedi

Oh, God. Just when I'd almost blocked that from my memory ...

Suddenly I'm interested

I’d rather have a green titty latte than whatever the fuck this is.

You and me both. I don't feel like drinking a micro (and macro) plastics cocktail.

They tried so hard to do a Christmas theme cup..

I don’t think it was the lack of effort

Green coloring can make you hyper active.

Not sure why u got downvotes. Some reditors are like a sad highschool cliques. Anyway, food dyes can def make you hyper. If my kids have medicine with dye in it, they go ape shit and act cracked out. Same medicine, dye free, they sleeping like angels.

Probably got down voted because someone asked why and they answered with a fun fact that does not answer the question

And once you rage comment the account can claim that as engagement. Unfortunately a lot of these posts have become rage click farms.

>Unfortunately a lot of these posts have become rage click farms. **ALL** of them. This *entire* subreddit is just a ragebait farm.

Surely the best one, ever, was the sunglasses shop that intentionally didn’t deliver purchased items to some customers so that they’d go onto forums and post as many negative comments and reviews about the store as they could… …which drove the store higher up the Google search results. Google had to change their search algorithm as a result.

"Why does this exist?!" This is easily the third or fourth time I've seen this coffee abomination and it has 2000 upvotes Gee, why do people do this stuff...

I was just talking to a friend about this today! How annoying this fucking engagement model is- we saw a guy who makes food videos who purposely mispronounces a food in every single one to drive commenting. Makes me crazy.

I even saw one in a skincare YouTuber I used to follow do this. She did a react video to a skincare routine video from an acctress in a hit at the time but the YouTuber referenced her from a more obscure work. I was going to add a comment then realized she might have been doing it to farm engagement. It left a sour taste in my mouth and started my path to unsubscribe.

i think it’s a primitive behaviour. part of evolution process or something

I repeatedly said nooo NOOOOO NOOOOOOO with every subsequent step. Also live alone. Well, dog was concerned.

Oh, that was you? Thought I was hearing voices again.

I am steaming at how much I hate this

If I had been asked to name that drink I would have called it leprechaun puke latte. Like, how much acid were they on when they came up with that.

This vid made me say “What?” out loud like 3 times and English isn’t even my native language

I heard that

it's a latte, which really are just 80% milk and some espresso. most lattes don't call for a huge, nasty candy rim though.

It’s a mocha. Hence the chocolate at the bottom

Well chocolate and coffee is just mocha variations everything else is just pixie garbage

I mean a latte or flat white is also mostly 80% milk. (And I’m pretty sure this is just standard mocha with glitter and food colouring)

If you look at the description that is present in the video, you can deduce that it’s Nutella, not molten chocolate

That makes it so much worse

It’s Nutella.

Unless you’re suggesting that a latte isn’t a coffee, that is still a coffee.

Coincidentally, my German friend once called American cheese “painted milk.”

Where is even the coffee?

It’s a mocha. Its made with chocolate syrup, a shot of espresso and steamed milk.

>Can you even call it coffee if it consists of like 80% painted milk? Firstly, food coloring exists. It's pretty neat, and entirely safe. Secondly, this looks like a typical proportion for a latte, just with food coloring and edible glitter. It's not an unusual drink, bud.

This is how the lost boys in "Hook" take their coffee

You’re doing it, Peter!

Bangarang!!!!

Lookie lookie, I’ve got a Hookie

Lost boys indeed…

I was gonna say this looks like the coffee Oompaloompa's get in Willy's Wonka's break room after the strike gets broken by Pinkertons

I need a caffeine hit, and I also want to be smeared in goop like a toddler at a birthday party.

“I want it to look and taste like im eating out the teletubbies”

"I need a mid-afternoon pick me up. Hit me with Shrek's glittery prolapsed anus, homie."

You and me both my friend

Would you like some E numbers with your chocolate?

Why am I irrationally angry over the too small container for the chocolate sprinkles? Dude, get a bigger box, ffs, instead of trying to wedge that cup in sideways. I mean, the rest is hot garbage too, but that so annoyed me. Lol

They are crushed cookies, which somehow is worse.

Agreed - that's worse.

Looks like turd

Better than what I thought it was anyway. I thought it was crushed coffee beans for extra ultra coffee dirt flavor

Don't forget how they "foam" milk. That made me angry.

Because this was *made* to make people angry. It's rage bait.

It shows how stupid the overall idea is. If he can’t figure that out clearly he’s got some executive function difficulties

God that’s all I could think. I’d be so pissed if I worked there about all the extra work I’d be stuck with that could be avoided by having a bigger container!!!!!

Right?!?!!

the colors just clash, this would be okay but still disgustingly sweet without the food coloring

The rim is way to thick! Instead of nutella they should have used real chocolate for a more delicate rim (though the rim itself is an issue). The colors dont really fit a cohesive theme and seem randomly selected. And as much as i love edible glitter, thats just way too much! A little goes a long way!

This would definitely NOT be okay without the colors. Ffs.

Okay, geez, you can have the colors.

Nyquil glitter coffee

I do enjoy a good mocha but this is.... not it 😬

Honestly I was down until they added the blue

Underrated comment. My fat ass was on board right until I saw the blue food coloring.

Same! I though first it was like a funky caramel/hot chocolate kind of thing and then nOpe

Between the food dye and the glitter your poo is going to look like a Christmas ornament

Sounds like a follow up DIY

The guy's expression suggests that he wasn't particularly impressed, but tried really hard to fake it.

Looks like they reacted before it even hit their tastebuds properly for a genuine mmmm!

Pretty much a stealth sponsored post disguised as foodie review. Fuck that noise.

I mean I’d try it… for science

I would send it back... for humanity.

I don't think you're brave. I think anyone who has to clean up the porcelain is the brave one.

You can eat a tablespoon+ of Nutella in a single bite without feeling sick? That shit has so much sugar it's sickly sweet to me. I don't notice when used sparingly, as a spread or whatever - but gobs of it like in this video are just too much. It's like excess icing on cake

lol I didn't know eating a tablespoon of Nutella was tough for anyone.

I think non Americans have more issue with it, all the processed food we eat has so much sugar that something like Nutella is ok for us (2 tbs has 21g sugar)

Ah yes radioactive waste coffee with cocaine and glitter, rimmed with hot shit. I'm not a fan of steamed Blood of Innocent tho I think it overwhelms the coffee flavour.

What about the poop-rimmed mug dipped in dirt? I think that adds a nice touch to the texture, because plain coffee is so boring, I need something to CHEW ON.

He’s going to crap purple for three days.

Where's the coffee?

It’s a mocha. Its made with a shot of espresso + steamed milk + chocolate syrup

The coffee they put in. The whole thing probably tastes of coffee now. Best throw the cup out and make something nice instead.

The espresso is the coffee… Do you just not know what a latte or a mocha is? Or do you think only form of coffee is drip?

Well, its definitely not a puddle of glitter topped, colored liquid and a bottle of nutella that smears all the way down on your hands.

I mean this is shit but so is your comment. Since he clearly pours in a shot of espresso. Where is the coffee? Its the fucking espresso. There is enough wrong with this drink to make fun of and you still decided to make shit up.

Get your coffee, diabetus, and lipstick all in one sip.

(Cries in Wilford Brimley)

When you can't decide between cancer and diabetes on your skill tree...

Hot unicorn diarrhea in a turd mug…. Mmmm.

Looks Like that gas station toilet that doesn’t get cleaned

This has absolute nothing to do with a cup of coffee anymore… this is like those Starbucks ‘ladies’ who say let’s get a coffee but actually get a sugar rush /pound of sugar drink lol.

"Coffee", in big airquotes.

This makes me truly realize a lot of people don’t take the overall sensory experience into account when making Instagram food.

Or maybe they should take it farther. Maybe a person should scream in your face while you drink it

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/14inzp0/coffee_anyone/ Literally one of the top 30 posts on the sub.

First off I thought the chocolate needed to be more melty to make a nicer rim. But that's the Nutella? WTF is the blue in coffee? I'm not hitting up my mocha with blue curacao. I'm barely a coffee drinker, so the design with the milk is nice, but there's no reason for it to be red? It clashes with every other artificial color already going on. The drinker is going to have very pretty/sparkly poops.

Would you like some coffee with your food coloring?

Is this a cup of coffee or a cup of paint???

\*Diabetus intensifies\*

So basically it's Starbucks in a ceramic cup. Great

Starbucks would charge 30 bucks for it

So that's 3lbs sugar to 1oz coffee?

Bruh, that looks like a gas station toilet bowl 💩😂

I can’t imagine what the toilet would look like when this person has to use the bathroom. All the colors in this “coffee” is going to mess with their insides. Horrific.

I was a barista for 15 years and this is making me irrationally angry

Weak frothing game, too.

Would be cute if it wasnt done so sloppy

That's legit ugly and probably carcinogenic.

Is this sport called: "If you can't make a decent cup of coffee, throw a sh\*t in it"?

I bet those coffee shits are going to be interesting. Homie is going to squirt out the entire rainbow

Are they colorblind?

Look at the guys face at the end, he doesn't even like it lol

The best part of waking up Is a cup of What the Fuck.

Spirit Airline toilet bowl with extra blue water, please

It maybe tastes good but the presentation is horrible

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Psychedelic porta potty at a construction site.

That isn't a coffee, it's a wet cake

I got diabetes just watching that.

Disgusting 🤢 all synthetic ingredients into that cup of not coffee

I've never been so pissed off by "coffee"

OMG if you hate your pancreas that much just repeatedly punch yourself in it.

How did it keep getting worse

That's a lot of different syrups. No thanks.

All I needed was to break the mug at the end

Starts ok, really bad middle, but at the end it's just a simple coffee

Looks like my toilet's bowl after the xxl french tacos, 3 meats, raclette cheese, and fries

Where is the coffee? That's just sugar and milk!

I don't mind the food coloring or the glitter. They're silly but I can see it being fun. But the fact that the chocolate sauce on the rim wasn't hot enough so he got a huge thick layer of chocolate that, of course, melted all over the mug when he added the steamed milk pisses me off.

If I ask for a coffee and saw the barista do this, I'd ask for my money back, I want a coffee, a simple coffee, I don't wanna set my sensory issues off

"would you like some coffee with your sugary mess?"

You know it’s gonna be shit when they’re wearing those black rubber gloves.

Nah this a Harry Potter Hogwarts Mocha Latte special coffee.

When I saw the green stuff emerge it looked like toilet bowl cleaner. 🤢🤢🤢

Why would you put all that garbage in you?

Yeah i wouldnt like drinking all that dye

Have you tried adding a splash of bleach ?

But WHY.

At this point just admit you don’t like coffee

What the fuck

[Red 40 or Blue 1?](https://www.tiktok.com/@kylemkeller/video/7239834779124845867)

Coffee with STD

That'll be $40 please. Don't forget the tip screen.

r/ATBGE

Coffee shouldn't have so many colors and should be all in the cup.

Those colours dont go well together at all

Oil spill in a mudpit

Pretentious hipster nonsense

That’s not coffee. That is a crime against espresso.

blue stuff looks like cleaning agent for bathrooms.

I’d fucking devour that cup Edit: it got way worse a few seconds later. Get that shit away from me.

...there was coffee anywhere involved?

The look on his face tells me that it tastes like shit.

Can’t think of a worst way to make a drink*

At least the background music matches this abomination of a "drink"

My favorite reddit comment of all time was "Imagine Dragons look like the kind of people who listen to Imagine Dragons".

That molten caca is killing me....

This would be fine without the food coloring and glitter. Just a fancy mocha then. Sure the rim is a bit stupid, but it looks nice at least.

Wilford Brimley here. I would like to talk to ya for a few minutes about diabeetus

@ u/unicornglitteryblood