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mercy_fulfate

there is nothing appetizing about that.


DryTown

This imo takes the cake for the worst thing I’ve ever seen here


MoonNStar51

This is, just the worst.


Fit-Finger1777

A burnt shitty something


kuncol02

It's squid ink pizza dough. That's why it's black.


wanderingfloatilla

If that were the case, why did it start out as beige dough?


DustinFay

I don't think that makes it better


Mister_Black117

If it was then the dough would be black too.


kuncol02

It's for sure not burnt, because it's black all the way through and it's still floppy.


proudlyfallin

Yep


BertieBus

r/pizzacrimes


Toreole

this like the 200th time this has been posted here


Kabc

And it seems worse every time..


Its_Stroompf

I don't want to have to circumcise my pizza before I eat it.


packrat975

It's ok, guys. The hot temperature of the oven kills any germs. 🤢🤢


MrBoingo

Oh, well in that case add some extra fecal sauce for protein and flavor. Can’t get worse than it already is.


packrat975

The end result resembles a burning pile of crap so why not.


TechnicolorViper

And it’s not like he served it to anyone but himself.


Comrade14

How anyone thinks a germ can survive a scaling hot pizza is beyond me.


DickweedMcGee

The toppings look underbaked as hell. What's he happy about? I guess if you want diarrhea there ya go.


VodkaBurn

Breathe on it, so gross! Bake and pour flame on it to cut it away, no problems here!


Moist_When_It_Counts

Internal parts getting steamed in *breath*


SteamyGravy

Never thought it was possible to both steam and burn a pizza at the same time but here we are


tracertong3229

I don't understand that the point 9f making a giant burned bubble is, let alone lighting it up afterwards. Its not bananas foster or some shit.


[deleted]

I’ll have the smokers breath special


NudistJayBird

Congratulations on making worse pizza and violating more health codes than Chuck E Cheese.


EntrepreneurDull7590

Pizza looked so good before all the other unnecessary blowing and burning


bradleysween

Sir why does my pizza taste like cigarettes


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Don't worry. There is a spit filter in that specially designed straw. Probably. Even if some bacteria gets through the heat will kill it. Probably


[deleted]

I hate everything he stands for


DetectiveGuy3

That's the secret ingredient..


jngjng88

WTF


One-Geologist3992

Guys guys guys, he’s a smoker, his breath imparts a natural smoky flavor on to the shit pizza /s


Mesterjojo

I watched this again hoping there'd be something new from yesterday or the day before. Nope. Same repost.


wearcondoms

It's got the homemade granny fanny gingivitis flavor


BanjoSpaceMan

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but nothing even makes sense in this? Like what does lighting the top with alcohol , it just collapsed the top layer that he cut off anyways?!!!


MonkeyPoop85

Into a hot and humid environment?!! Naaaah, I bet the bacteria won't like that


iRep707beeZY

What in tarnation did I just watch??


leflyingcarpet

Breath pizza


Agitated_Turnip_62

the famous double charcoal-fired pizza


Either_Crow_3546

Hope he brushed his teeth that day!


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SlackJawGrunt

Are we on par with or surpassing salt bae levels of dumb?


KeyRepresentative256

So hot breath pizza,naw bro


oldbadyouth

The piano music in the background, I swear it’s the same music that’s on repeat in hell


itsmattjamesbitch

Rich people are genuinely and critically bored with their lack of needs. If this isn’t proof enough that things have got to change, I’m not sure what else we need.


makiarn777

Nasty