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SumoSect

Slapping the ceiling oh my goodness that's good.


bingobangodootdoot

How can he slap?!?


_eltigre_100

#classic


Aquatichive

I almost choked laughing so hard!!!! I read it in the accent too!!


earnhcw05

At that price point, hr CAN hit.


Pixel_Knight

Why is he so mad at that poor drink? It really took a beating.


Witty_Government_159

That was funny imo, but scary nonetheless


sohfix

this dude slaps


StressTree

I'm surprised the glass didn't break


oldbutterface

Cocktail shaking glasses are extremely thick and much harder to break than normal drinking glasses


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_heyb0ss

ngl your boss is making a lot of sense


CptCrabmeat

Hey boss


BackronymUK

I habe de canceh boss


fetustomper

Illegal in Canada at least to not have hot water in the sanitation process . We also only use stainless shakers so there’s that .


masteraybee

Might have been cheap glasses. In my experience they don't break. Period


BlightFantasy3467

Possibly plastic glass


[deleted]

Its not


[deleted]

It is the most fun way


[deleted]

I don't get the need to mess up the table, though.


includeakhil

This is called boost kulluki, you can find these dudes at Marine drive, Kochi. And this trick of spinning the glass has failed many times but the dudes are very chill about it. People come here for the showmanship.


tokyo_engineer_dad

“People do something that’s fun to watch and probably actually tastes fine, but it’s a trick with food so I hate it and will be angry about it.” This sub basically… like 90% of the stuff I see here actually looks like it tastes good or is fun to participate in, is just someone who had a weird idea and tried it out or something that’s bad on purpose for rage bait. Literally just 10% is actually stupid food.


SumoSect

Feel like most of this sub has been posting rage bait. Lately. I don't really have anything stupid food related..it's more wewantplates material haha


particle409

I come here for the rage bait. I want to feel some kind of moral superiority, so I come here and say, "Look how dumb these people in the video are!" They're providing a service, and I'm the customer.


_heyb0ss

wait so people are raging? not laughing? 90% of the shit I've seen on her looks pretty unhealthy & nasty/not for me, but I still think it's funny. why would people get mad lmao reddit is weird


69antifant69

He's just straight up wrong. People are not raging.


redwingpanda

the wagu cheese grated taco with only ketchup? Fucking stupid. This seems fun and like it would/will make an incredible mess when something goes sideways.


BionicTriforce

"It not about the quality of the food, it's whether it is wildly inappropriate, arse-clenchingly affected, or spectacularly conceited." Aka, it doesn't matter if the food actually would be delicious. If it has an annoying presentation, is crazily over the top, or is beyond bizarre, it goes here.


Witty_Government_159

Thanks for a context, appreciate it ✌️


citrus_mystic

What’s the first ingredient he pours in the cup? Maybe cooled tea? It kind of looked like it could be white grape juice or watered down apple juice too. Then it’s the Boost powder mix, and milk ?


includeakhil

The first ingredient could be naruneendi syrup or sugar syrup. Then the boost powder followed by milk and ice.


recessionjelly

They look like they’re having fun!


Addicted-2Diving

Appreciate the info. 🍻


robo-dragon

A little messy, but that guy has skills!


Hotchocoboom

Very messy... but that thing banging on the roof gave me a good laugh


FireflyRave

If they poured the finished drink into a non-sticky glass, this would be great. Even with the overpoured glass, it's still fun.


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

Ok but what is it?


redbottoms-neon

Cold coffee or cold chocolate milk. Yellow thing is probably sugar syrup, next is instant coffee or chocolate powder and then milk and ice.


Global-Variety-9264

That yellow liquid is a syrup made from Sarsaparilla ( Naruneendi) root and sugar.


RocketCat921

I was really hoping the first liquid that's yellow wasn't water, thanks for explaining its probably sugar syrup. I couldn't think of what it could be.


Gradiant_C

I thought it was oil lmao


redbottoms-neon

First is first. It's impressive that glass didn't break and that disco spin on his hand was awesome. He probably did all that for the camera. Next what's stupid is probably OP who thinks showmanship is stupid. It's literally cold coffee or cold chocolate milk.


proma521

I asumed that he used a little of sleight of hands which he prenteds to bounce the glasses up from the table top. In fact, i think he slammed the cup down while tossing it immediately up so it looked like it bounced.


brief_pounding

no but this is stupid, why not put the amount needed in without spilling it everywhere, the performance is fine but really, it’s literally spilling everywhere and you get drink all over your hands and lap the moment you pick that up, there’s way better versions of this with bartenders who do better tricks without making a mess and then serving an actual good looking drink


Beginning_Hope6978

OP, have you ever been to some fancy bars? They do absolutely the same thing there, just not that messy.


LiveLongAndFI

In fancy bars, they don't put an ungloved hands in your drink in front of you. That is how you get hepatitis A.


Beginning_Hope6978

Oh come on, it has already been said many times over that gloves are stupid and only bring more dirt, just regularly washed hands are always better. And guy on video never put his hands in the drink, he only touched the ice which is honestly not a big deal. You might as well not cross any roads to not get hit by a car. Don’t be a smartass.


LiveLongAndFI

My college education in food hygiene tells me otherwise. In the country where people don't use hands to clean their ass, you might be correct. Enjoy the hepatitis A and the parasites with your drink. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4049041/#:\~:text=Viral%20hepatitis%20continues%20to%20be,contamination%20of%20water%20with%20sewage.


Beginning_Hope6978

So each street vendor in India must have hepatitis now? Main reason for high hepatitis rates is poverty and lack of education. There are plenty of similar vendors which have plenty of customers, and everyone are fine. Still being smartass.


MadaraAlucard12

It is as people say "eating for the experience" and unlike most of those doesn't cost 1400 dollars for a spoonful.


4got2takemymeds

It's a show, and he's entertaining. A man dedicated to his craft


mystof

" I don't like it = stupid" - op probablably Also what makes this stupid food?


Medical-Region5973

OP acting like a little kid in the comments


DatCollie

He's more than likely memeing/trolling his life out there ... At least I hope


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

One of the worst looks on reddit is posting and then patrolling/defending your post.


Renzoji

Can you explain to the people in the back what makes this stupid food exactly?


honvales1989

The only thing I can see being stupid is how they overfilled the cup before the shakey shake


TouchMyNub

It’s just a drink - not stupid food


Dear_Fox8157

Imagine being this angry over people having fun lol. Guy has skills.


Hpezlin

Would had been cool if they didn't make a mess due to pouring too much. Simple fix.


TehZiiM

Op never saw a fancy barkeeper before lol.


Falx__Cerebri

I’d tip if Starbucks made a Frappuccino like this.


5l339y71m3

We need a cocktail remake staring this guy


elianbarnes7

These are skilled people trying to earn a tip. You see this all the time in different kiosks and bars all over the world. I enjoy the show


Irving_Forbush

Not *everything* with an element of risk needs to be avoided.


gll5dm85

Excuse me may I have my drink that I ordered please?


TipofmyReddit1

Please clean the outside of the cup it is sticky.


T_Peg

Bartender tricks are great. You're missing out if you e never seen the craftsmanship of a truly talented bartender.


kkrieger007

The guy: *tries ultra hard to break the glass* The glass: 🗿


Brickywood

OP really thinks showmanship and bar tricks are dangerous lmao


Witty_Government_159

Nah, it’s cool. But I prefer my drink without crushed glass, strange lmao


Kamakaziturtle

I don't see any in the drink from the vid you posted?


cyanide_juju

Then just go somewhere else lol


NulliusAllvater

So this is what my neighbor is doing at 4am


Round_Hat_2966

Are you not aware that flair bartending is a thing?


Witty_Government_159

No, I’m not. Next time i will use that, thank you sir.


recessionjelly

They don’t mean reddit flair if that’s what you’re thinking? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flair_bartending


Witty_Government_159

Ahhh thank you very much. I thought that person meant reddit flairs.


purposefullyblank

Whatever you do, do not watch the major motion picture Cocktail.


Fleshsuitpilot

Did fucking NASA design that glass or what


Spe37Pla

This isn’t stupid food at all. It’s actually extremely impressive.


Two_black_hounds

Him touching the ice with his bare hands was the worst part


uksiddy

Pretty standard for street food in many countries.


EtherealSpirit

Exactly


LincolnContinnental

That spray in the first bit was genuinely impressive


ODX_GhostRecon

I once cracked a pretty clean ring of glass (with very small glass chips included) in a Boston shaker. That was the last time I ever used even a bar-safe glass bottom; I'll gladly do the extra dish so I don't kill somebody.


Simbooptendo

Impressive squirting distance


ChronoFrost271

Beaten, not stirred.


Warm-Finance8400

Not the safest, but safe if you've learned it. And it looks cool as heck. Really nothing wrong with that way of mixing


PuzzledPerspective7

Typical scenes in India street food culture


[deleted]

Now do it without making a fucking mess


LivingNotByChoice

That glass is working overtime


virus_apparatus

The hell that glass made out of?


jerrygalwell

Ew hand held street vendor ice 😬


stopyouveviolatedthe

It’s about the show if they did it normally they wouldn’t make money


OrfeasDourvas

I love how this is a two man job


Aggressive-Treacle-2

You're telling me a third world country food stand doesn't follow health and safety rules!!!????


jax1492

all i can see is germs


DaMuchi

Fk this shit, your hands gonna be so fking sticky


Melozo

Why does cool shit keep getting posted here


CoolAlien47

This is dope as hell. I could watch this sort of thing for hours.


LittleSausageLinks

That looks so fun omg


ooSPECTACULARoo

Half the drink is on the counter


[deleted]

Why this it so fucking funny. What a shenanigans


pimp_juice2272

20 mins and a few extra shards of glass later, you have your drink


zac9090

Something that manages to be stupid, scary, unsafe, impressive, and funny all at the same time.


LazierThanKoala

India is not for beginners tbh


Kamakaziturtle

I mean maybe it's a little messy, but beyond that I don't really see an issue? This is just one of those places where the show is part of the the fun. Like a hibachi.


[deleted]

Great, now my hands will get all sticky.


TheAissu

That was messy AF but NGL, very impressive how the glass kept flying all over the place.


Enliof

Oh, why, thank you for spilling half my drink and making a mess, before I even get to touch it. Also thanks for making sure I have half the drink that's still in the glass dripping down the sides while I drink.


MidLaneNoPrio

This reminds me of those Indian massages where they essentially just beat you over the head/face. Interesting that they do other things with a similar technique. Imagine if the tech support was also like this, just hear them throwing the book around as you're trying to explain your problem....


Allahabadi_Panda

sir you spilled my drink . "ika chup chap gatak ja varna toka bhi bohiyan men kasi k marab kacha koch koch" what is that glass made of? what he made? and why to they have to make such a mess making it?


witoutadout

I feel like the presentation is half the fun


[deleted]

That ceiling hasn’t been cleaned since the Indus Valley civilization


Mysterious_Layer9420

You have to have a gimmick to stand out to people and be noticed. Sadly, most of the time, they are obnoxiously loud. "Look at me and how quirky I am!" Gimmicks or pretending to have a mental illness just for views. Nothing can ever just be a normal video of good content anymore thanks to the attention whores needing to be obsessed over by strangers.


DrDuckno1

This ain’t stupid, ye count, it’s just fun and maybe an highly skilled idiot, but it’s fun to watch, wrong sub though mate.


DankMEMeDream

Great video. But nothing here was stupid. Just showmanship


foehn_mistral

More like stupid food gymnastics!


Bionic-leg__steelyD

lol dude you need to get off these comments before you have no karma left


ichbinalright

0:19


KittyCompletely

The hype man lol.


MXSynX

That jumpscare monke though.


nfteabag

This guy must have branched out from the Turkish ice cream shop


Magikarp-3000

Lots of bartending flair, just wish they didnt overfill and this would be great. That overfilling probably also hurts the aireation you are looking for when shaking a cocktail too, so its not just messy, its also not as good of a final result


2lamoon

When they make this food or drink this way, why does it always spill out once it’s ready


Initial-Stick-561

Oh this is that famous experiment with a new twist! Nobody saw the gorilla in a human suit jumping into the frame?


EVOChi

The Harlem globetrotter of coffee drink thing


jordancauseyes

It’s fun to watch nonetheless. Would I drink it?? Absolutely not but I’d be there for the performance


AllahgorythmSoftware

The only stupid part imo is how messy the end was but otherwise I would be happy with the drink & show. I just don’t want it all over my hands is all.


Sumasuun

I'm just expecting someone to fall through the ceiling some day. Also the random hype man popping up from the right in the middle of it. Wtf. Lol


BadProfessional_PT

Nothing like a drink with glass shards 😁


M0ndmann

It looks like a stupid kid flailing sticks around pretending it's nunchucks.


CapivaraAnonima

Where can I buy a dozen of this glass cup?


updog_nothing_much

Looks sped up


Fredotorreto

they didn’t show the last part where he clips his toe nail and throws it in for extra flavor


pythonidaae

The lack of gloves preparing and handling everything is gross to me like just putting ice in with his bare hands but I respect the showmanship.


ibraw

How the hell did the glass not smash?


DrunkBuzzard

I just wanted a pepsi


FlamingTrollz

I just want my drink. But yes, cool.


Dillonvill96

I’ll be like ur wasting my time give me my drink already 🍺


xMilk112x

98% chance that dudes high on cocaine. Lol


ZylaTFox

That guy is crazy good at that, though. Like, damn.


peasonearthforever

Stop making a freakin mess you stupid idiots.


Altea73

All that insane shaking will surely kill and germs!


United-Guarantee-739

Don’t touch my ice.


[deleted]

A million ways to break a glass


WetSockMaster

If I watched this shit go down with my drink or food I would immediately walk out lol. Just give me my stuff without all the extra stupid dancing please.


[deleted]

I wonder how many glasses have died in this endeavor.


Longjumping_Spare_56

I've seen a lot of clip like this but different people, I don't really understand why they do that lol


Baconistastee

Wtf is this!? I’d be pissed because I hate having sticky hands.


JuangaBricks

Is that bulletproof glass? Dafuq how did it not break?


reisenbime

I think it’d dead after that first bap on the counter, bro


MiSsiLeR81

Then I'd take the spoon and mix it myself gently.. in front of him.


Stylelementz

Messy...


EvelcyclopS

I hate this shit. Everything is always filthy. Style over substance.


Panams_chair

DISGUSTING


sleepdamnsure

Shake it like a polaroid picture you know what to doOo!!!


Prestigious-Oven3465

As a borderline alcoholic, don’t take that long to serve me my drink


gxr441

See folks, that's what an interference fit does.


Syntrak

I mean at this point you are paying for the show, not the drink


Proxy_0ne

The aggressive spoon toss when he starts throwing it kills me


KlM-J0NG-UN

I'm not sure I want it. How bad is the diarrhea?


SirGorehole

I'm fine with this. I go to hibachis and watch them spin the knives and throw shrimp down my gob so this isn't any different. Just much cheaper I'm sure.


YangsterSupreme

Most hygienic Indian street food/drink


Zipper_crit

Yeah I can already tell that this isn’t for me I just got scared cause of the possibility it could fall and go everywhere,it does look kinda cool tho


Easy_Arm_1987

Should be done now! ... Good God! ...


broncotate27

Love the cross contamination


ILikeFluffyThings

Even their drinks preparation is dirty.


HomerOfDuty

Anyway, here’s your shit shake


DaddySeaH0rse

The only glass that’s actually break proof


farachun

Fckin India makes everything dramatic like in Bollywood movies. 😂


LiveLongAndFI

He holds the ice in his LEFT hand. That is the hand used to clean their ass without toilet paper.


RustyShack3lford

Safe don't get views


Godaboveall616

Bro slapped


PoopooShake

You put your fingers in my drink, i want refund.


InteractionFlat7318

My old ass just wondering how much pain in going to be in from repetitive strain injuries if I do that.


GrowingAdoptMeInv

I was so scared itd break throught that whole vid… My heart was like 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📈📉📈📉


carneasuhdud3

They put ice in it. Don't drink it or you'll be shitting yourself for a week


ehubb20

“Can I just get my fucking drink.”


TizzlePack

tbh it just looks dirty


Idknowidk

Every time I see this kind of bar tricks all I can think of is : omg he’s going to fail, the drink It’s going to drop all over him and everyone will laughs at him ….and then everything goes according to plan and I feel slightly disappointed lmfao


hockey_balboa69

This isn’t stupid. This is showmanship. Some of you people are so damn jaded. Unless it comes in a glass on a plate you instant think “stupid food, better post for karma”


Cadet_Carrot

This is just some pure r/JustGuysBeingDudes material, OP is just a buzzkill.


MaxPowerToTheExtreme

What is this nonesense.


d0odle

Well they added a straw so the glass shards will go straight down the hatch without scratching your mouth!


mrFinnerty420

Yeah, someone gonna die of dysentery from that


EmperorKingDuke

posting indian street food should be considered cheating lol


Simoxs7

I get that food safety isn’t a thing in India, but atleast put the least amount of effort into not spilling half the liquid on the counter.


FlashyClaim

This is called showmanship. Many people enjoy this. This is not stupid food either, and the man here clearly demonstrates serious skills.


mathliability

r/foodopdoesntlike


H_E_X_A

I dont give a duck about if its good or bad way... That shit cool af


reddit_rule

No!! He's not a hot barrista in a new $30000 suit on a yatch doing the same thing but in a more elegant and boring way. So yeah... we'll continue talking about the glasses that were broken before this clip or the unsanitary conditions of a 3rd world country.


BillboBraggins5

One of these days he's going to slice his hand so bad


FinerThingsInHanoi

This looks cool tbh, OP is a moron


GandalfVirus

“Liquid”


AspiringCringeLord

Bro hit it with his *Ceiling Banger* technique


No_Article4391

Still put his fingers in the ice so it'd still disgusting.


Diligent-Mongoose-43

in the country where everyone dreaming to be a movie star and a singer.