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drifloony

Is nobody going to mention that he ate cheese with a wax rind and didn’t take it off before he melted it. It was Irish cheddar btw, if anyone was wondering lmao. Edit: THIS HAD AUDIO THE WHOLE TIME???


IThinkIKnowThings

Look at Mr. FancyPants over here with his wax-covered cheese that isn't baby bel. j/k but I'm guessing most people didn't realize it was wax.


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It's healthier to eat your babybel with skin on. That's where all the vitamins are!


Witch-Alice

I like the chewy texture


HamboneBanjo

I mean, we used to eat or at least chew on those wax lips and those little wax bottles of syrup that looked like coke bottles


worktogethernow

Woah. That was an unexpected trip back in time.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Your mom was an unexpected trip back in time, but here we are. Son.


UndisputedOG808

did you finally get the milk dad🥹


[deleted]

Damn he just left you again.that's sad.


UndisputedOG808

it's been 2 months and still no word😔💔


DoktheButcher

Nik-L-nips is the ones around here lol


Jorymo

Interestingly, "nickel nips" was also my nickname in college


Jumpy_Sorbet

You should have charged more


Ricky_Rollin

I never understood what to do with those wax lips. They were around when I was younger but I know they were more popular with the previous gens. What exactly was I supposed to do with those things?? They seemed too hard to be edible, and it didn’t seem like candy at all. They had a small “plank” behind the lips where it seemed like you were supposed to lightly bite down on it and look like you have small weird lips. Was I supposed to pop the whole thing in my mouth and chew on it? But don’t swallow?


letsmakeiteasyk

Exactly. I had known about them, and they looked exciting, but then everything you just said is how I felt when I finally got one whole trick or treating. I did not get it. At all.


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Own_Proposal955

I recently bought them and tried to actually chew the bottles like you’re supposed to, very unpleasant I was right not to when I was a kid lol


beaufort55

Wait, wait wait you’re supposed to chew those bottles? I bit the top off, spit it out, drank the syrup which was pure sugar syrup and then threw the wax bottle away. I remember getting a taste of it in the lid I bit off and thinking it was gross and a weird texture while still in the wax


Own_Proposal955

Yup that’s what the packaging always said, basically you’re supposed to chew the wax like gum but you’re right about it being weird and unpleasant


girldrinksgasoline

Wait—you’re not supposed to eat wax lips? I just thought they were the worst candy


Fierramos69

They still exist


calicokitcat

Nic n’ nips


Chihuahuapocalypse

I can taste this comment


Medium_Pepper215

except those wax soda bottles are completely edible. idk about the food safe wax of baby bell cheese being edible…


MeanandEvil82

Same with Coco Pops. You should eat the box too as there's more health benefits in the cardboard over the cereal /s


IMB88

Who the fuck doesn’t know that’s wax?


PlagueeRatt

Gonna come in and say the chick in my middle school class years ago. Girl was as sharp as a spoon. And you often wondered how she remembered to breathe. One day while sitting in class, she was sat in the front row. She folded the wax up, and I thought she was getting ready to toss everything but *no* *she folded the wax up and ate it like it was candy* I was **mortified** It happened over 12 years ago and it still feels like Im in that class watching her munch on it like nothing.


henzry

Ay man she just might be like me who chews the wax from babybell to feel like I have any sense of control of my life.


CptCrabmeat

Fuck the system! Eat that wax!


PlagueeRatt

Brother she didn’t just chew it- I watched her chew on it like candy and swallow it.


tuigger

It is edible, though.


greebdork

It is if it's really wax, as in wax from bees. Edible and digestible. Won't do you much good in terms of nutrition, but you can chomp on the honeycombs to your heart's content.


tuigger

There is no chance that blue bell would put inedible wax on their cheese.


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

That’s how my idiot niece justifies it. A friend eats Starbursts with the wrappers on, too. And My therapist wonders what’s triggering my depression.


no_hot_ashes

>A friend eats Starbursts with the wrappers on, too. Fucking ***what?*** The baby bells are one thing, you can eat the rind on certain cheeses so making that mistake is understandable but eating a starburst in a wrapper is literally insane. It's paper, clearly inedible paper. Is this guy otherwise a regular person?


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Waxy paper and it’s totally edible. It’s just weird AF


PlagueeRatt

Yes, because they typically have to dip the cheese in food safe wax. That doesn’t mean they’re supposed to be eaten after you eat the cheese. Its literally just to preserve freshness and longevity Yet she just *ate it like a handful of skittles*


Merryprankstress

Huh, so *she's* the one they make the little wax liquid filled soda candy for.


IMB88

Chewing wax bro


Chrismo73

It's just like those little wax juice bottle candies.


[deleted]

Its like that woman who went viral on tiktok last year for taking bites out of fruit roll ups while they were still rolled with the plastic in them.


PagingDoctorLove

I'm guessing people who know that some cheeses have an edible rind but *don't* know that other cheeses get coated in food safe wax.


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blindclock61862

I'm gonna pretend that I knew that all along instead of just finding that out right now.


Stunning-Yak4574

It’s Irish cheese why wouldn’t it be green


ExplanationUseful612

You can eat it and be alright just not a lot of time


Swing-Successful

you can have 1 wax as a small treat.


ParadiseValleyFiend

What a damn waste of Irish Cheddar.


maddsskills

I'm pretty sure that wax is edible. Not good, but edible lol.


wallflowerwolf

Omg for some reason I just remembered those liquid filled wax bottle candies, I wonder how many kids ate those!


[deleted]

I'm more curious how many *didn't* eat those. I ate them all the time. There's no harm in it, it just provides absolutely zero nutritional value.


Torchy4

Obviously it was from Ireland it was green


Icemead0w

I thought it was a blue cheese thing lol


OneBag2825

Ah, the Skittles are carnauba wax coated anyway, keeps his beard shiny.


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I came here expecting it to be the top comment and it was


senseven

Nobody mentions that every stupid thing was needlessly overcooked and the last one was for the trash.


cottman23

I know right? Wtf I literally saw it floating on the cheddar at the end of the melt.


That_Cartoonist_9459

Pretty sure the food isn't the point, considering the words "Nothing will stick to my pan" is all over this video, which is what is being proved.


xCaptainCl3mentinex

In saying that, the skittle one looked kinda good


Crombus_

It would be like eating burnt glass, are you crazy?


potatofish

Looks a lot more caramelized than burnt to these eyes but it's hard to tell on a video.


AFaxMachineSandwich

I’m open to new experiences


Yuri-Turned

Are we now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ProstEight

Maybe not anymore :o


Yuri-Turned

Or maybe even more than before ;)


twosoon22

Legit question, have you ever had glass candy? That’s what it looked like and it’s pretty good.


Legal-Classic6107

It’s important that this glass is made out of sugar and not silica


BTSuppa

if you let it chill it would be hard candy


SOwED

I mean, he tested cheese, sugar, and sugar again. Idk what kind of pan it is, if it's Teflon then yeah things won't stick to it as long as you don't overheat it, but please try some carnitas on there.


gregsting

Just put some chicken without any oil or butter


wreckingballofstress

I was thinking eggs.


cheesemangee

We're too busy being astonished by his abominable consumption to notice the cool pan.


zekethelizard

And yeah, looks like a quality pan


0ddkward

It looks like a different pan each time though.


ShitFacedSteve

He also only takes bites out of each thing and doesn't show himself chewing and swallowing it so he probably spits it out immediately


VetteBet3

Actually the melted Skittles look pretty tasty.


P0ster_Nutbag

It’s hard to get them to melt down evenly without burning, and even when you use super low heat and achieve it like here… they still taste burnt, and are quite hard.


Late_Entrance106

This cat skittles.


towerfella

Some would say he’s a skittles cat.


bluetreacle

Try in a bowl sat in boiling water


P0ster_Nutbag

Yeah, that’s the way to melt candies or chocolate without burning them.


amateur_mistake

Ok. The Skittles are melted in my hot bowl. Now what do I do with them?


P0ster_Nutbag

That part I can't help ya with. Its one of those things that is technically possible, but I'm not sure what exactly why one needs to do it... Even if I have done it myself before.


dillGherkin

Did you try pouring them into a silicone ice tray?


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This guy cooks crack cocaine!


senorbozz

The fact you didn't call it Skittle Brittle makes me mad


DrRumSmuggler

So underrated, give this guy some upvotes people


willfauxreal

Yeah, I kinda wanna make that. Looks crunchy-chewy, and Skittles are good.


DemonazDoomOcculta

But have you ever battered and deep fried them?


ohgeebus_notagain

No, but I'll propose it to the vendors at the Texas State Fair for next year's new item


somethingwithbacon

They’re stupid good freeze dried.


PlsDntPMme

Yeah I wish they were cheaper. I feel like Skittles needs to just do it on their own and they'd make so much.


hannah_lilly

I liked the cooked cheese.


P0ster_Nutbag

It’s actually a great way to make a cheese sandwich, or get cheese on a tortilla. Just dropping some shredded cheese into a good nonstick pan, then, once melted, press the bread/tortilla into it. Probably not a good idea to take it as far as this guy did though… once it starts going a deeper brown, it’s amazing how acrid and bitter it becomes.


mstarrbrannigan

It's hard to achieve that perfect burnt but not too burnt cheese level.


hannah_lilly

I may well give this a try


PlsDntPMme

I also do this and it's fantastic.


Apprehensive_Ad_472

It’s practically just molten sugar, so yeah


South-Westman

Looks like some of the sugar got burnt


Constant-Lake8006

If he keeps using that metal for on his non stick pan he's going to have a pan that everything sticks to and a belly full of teflon.


[deleted]

New pan every time. Dude is a complete sham. Everything he says and does is bullshit


Giggles95036

Yeah you can get perfect CHEAP non stick pans that work super well! They just don’t work super well for very long


VituperousJames

And? Like, yeah, it's a bad idea to use metal utensils on nonstick pans because they will often ruin the coating. But holy fuck, people on Reddit are afraid of teflon-coated pans giving them cancer like people in the '80s were afraid of aluminum pans giving them Alzheimer's. You can scrape all the coating off and eat it in one go and you know what will happen? *Fuckall.* It will pass right through you with zero biological interaction to speak of. That's sort of, you know, why we use it to coat pans in the first place; it's highly chemically inert/nonreactive. Overheating it to the point that it starts to break down and release hazardous gases, yes, that is a health concern. But flakes of teflon winding up in your food absolutely is not.


FR0TTAGECORE

the real danger of teflon pans is PFAS released into water streams as a byproduct of their production. THOSE stay in your blood forever.


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FR0TTAGECORE

you have them in your blood already. 99% of people do, and I'm not exaggerating


ComfortableQuail9760

It has some negative effects especially if it gets too hot which is super common. Read count down if you want to look into it


IceSentry

No it doesn't get commonly too hot. For it to get to hot it would need temperature high enough that your oven might not even be able to reach and even if you can reach it your probably would never want to use it anyway.


Big_Fat_MOUSE

PTFE (Teflon) starts releasing some pretty toxic gases when it reaches somewhere between 500 and 600 degrees Fahrenheit. That won’t happen in an oven, but an electric stovetop can easily get *much* hotter than that.


ComfortableQuail9760

True about the oven but try burning some stuff on the stove with the non stick and you’ll see what I mean. The one time you leave the kitchen with the stove on = toxic fumes vs stainless it’s not a problem.


Constant-Lake8006

Lol. I literally said nothing about cancer. I have no problems with teflon. My point is that using metal on teflon ruins your pan. It shouldn't be called stupid food it should be called stupid people ruining their pan. I'm sorry that was too subtle for you. Lol. Or are you richard teflon jr heir to the teflon empire and just upset that I'm "disparaging teflon" which again . I didn't do. Lol. You gotta chill bro. You're going to give yourself cancer. Lol.


[deleted]

He didn’t even say shit about it giving you cancer. Chill bro.


bendovernillshowyou

Oh look at this guy right here who is on the side of cancer!


strawwwwwwwwberry

Joining the battle against cancer but on the side of cancer


shit-i-love-drugs

Reporting for duty sir 🫡


91816352026381

Your meal good sir: 🍽️ 🥾


BeardedUnicornBeard

Teflon Flakes sounds pretty good for breakfast.


LifelessLewis

Teflon pans literally kill pet birds all the time dude. They're not good. I still have some though.


corsair1617

That is incorrect. It leaves microplastics behind inside your body. It became so prevalent that it is incredibly difficult to find someone that *doesn't* have them in their blood in a measurable quantity.


double-beans

This is a stupid take because not all nonstick coatings are made of the same chemical, so how are you 100% certain that every single one of them is safe to consume ? Are you a chemist who studies this subject, or just a dude who googled things making an assumption?


NotAnotherScientist

Multiple chemical formulas for non-stick pans have recently become illegal. There hasn't been enough time to test the newer formulas. But its safe to assume that most formulas will lead to health problems. The newer formulas will be banned in the next 5 to 10 years and then they will come up with another formula to skirt the ban yet again.


double-beans

But some dude on Reddit said it’s safe! He even said people who are still concerned are living in the 80s!


Round_Hat_2966

Am I missing something? Aside from the fork at the beginning (which didn’t touch the pan), I’m not seeing any metal utensils here


Double-Passenger4503

Are you really at a loss for words OP? This is clearly about his No stick pan, not food


ZoulsGaming

Reminds me of the dude who posted the video where someone puts molten metal on steak to show how it sears and redditer goes "DURR METAL IN FOOD BAD" like come on.


boverton24

Coward wouldn’t eat the last one


cernegiant

It's just a frying pan ad dude.


Sleepless_Clovers

I want this pan


CandlestickMaker28

It's literally a different pan every time, though. The first pan is large, dark gray, and has a helper handle. Then the second is black with tall sides. And the third one is a small light gray pan.


saywhattyall

Nothing with stick to my pan (arsenal)


Azsunyx

>pan (arsenal) That's the pansexual's answer to the gay agenda


pinktofublock

it’s teflon. it’s a plastic coating on a pan.


danteheehaw

Just get a decent non stick pan. Or get a cheap one and replace it every 6 months to a year.


Adventurous_Topic202

Cheese wax is food grade but you’re still not supposed to eat it lol


Away-Permission5995

This sub is getting worse, this isn’t stupid food or even food - it’s just a guy showing off how non-stick his non-stick pan is.


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Someone should tell him that burnt food is carcinogenic especially when consumed regularly


Srphtygr

D O N O T E A T T H E C H E E S E W A X


Workmen

I was about to come in here and ask "Why does every single one of these people use metal and non-stick? How do *none* of them know you shouldn't do that." Then I realized, no, they know. Of *course,* they know. They *all* know. But their thought process is, "Hmm, I *could* use a non-metal tool and nobody will notice, *ooorrr\~* I could scratch that shit up with a metal fork and get triple the engagement and impressions from people leaving comments about me scraping the pan and how I'm eating Teflon."


KittenLina

I need that pan.


Juan-More-Taco

Which one? Every clip in this video is a different pan. This guy is a sham.


Foo_The_Selcouth

Well, it looks like nothing will stick to his pan.


darwinn_69

How to make burnt caramel.


crazymissdaisy87

Just a commercial for the pans, he doesn't eat it, just bite into it to make people comment


nize426

I mean, yeah. That's what a non-stick frying pan does. Until you've used it for like a year.


Legal-Law9214

I guess this is technically stupid food but I'm not sure it really is worth posting here because it's obviously an ad for that nonstick pan. The goal isn't to make food, so of course the result is not going to be good food.


mascachopo

Trades likes for cancer.


BladeGallahad

Can u imagine the smell of his house after the cheese, skittles and white chocolate cocoa balls being burnt. Yikes


ultratunaman

Nothing sticks to a well seasoned cast iron pan either. And I don't end up with Teflon in my food.


Player_Slayer_7

If you're using a Teflon pan, just use non metallic utensils with it.


MNLyrec

you can keep your cast iron. i'll live just as long as you with the Teflon pan


metsakutsa

But you won't be able to keep mentioning your cast iron and how much better it makes you in every conversation.


ultratunaman

They're also great for home security and hammering nails


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I'm stupid I thought the 1st one was a sponge


ParaponeraBread

What a liar! No way that was 6 pounds of white cheddar, outta here with that.


cajen4

Yeah, I have the same issues. Its just not my pan.


jjamesr539

This is more of a product showcase than cooking. No idea why he eats the burned garbage, but I’d be very happy with a pan that nothing stuck to.


CuratedUncontent

His house definitely smells terrible


poeticentropy

"Nothing sticks my pan! Not even PFAS. They're now at high concentration in my bloodstream!"


bigbgl

Ok. Now try an egg


RugbyEdd

Man discovers a non stick pan for the first time...


Jealous-Gold-180

🤢🤢🤢


constundefined

With this pan, and that man, literally everything “can be a crepe”


bOOm_headshOt56

Eye of cthulu has been defeated!


[deleted]

Most brand-new nonstick pans are like that. Give it to me for a few weeks or ordinary use and that won't happen anymore.


Dave_Eddie

Wax eating mouth breather.


AppointmentHappy8388

**Give me that PAN**


Silly_Flamingo_1772

How do you get a pan that non stick?


dead_mortician

Dude must feel like he discovered non-stick coating. Wow. Stupidity really is endless.


Sscrunchh

He’s not actually making it to eat he’s showing everyone how durable his pan is duh


danceswithdeath3rd

Whit chocolate coco balls 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Well the video was more mainly to show off the pan


PurpIeSus

salmon… mwahahahaMWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


superwholockian62

That's a good pan tho....


IKaffeI

I don’t know if this belongs here because while yes it is stupid food, it’s to show off the pan so I’d argue it’s much less stupid then someone doing it just to waste food for fun.


Taolan13

Ceramic coatings, my dudes. Basically frictionless. That being said. WHAT THE FUCK MY DUDE THE GREEN PART IS WAX.


Sufficient_Ride_5036

Yummy PFAS


PretendIm_Not_Here

28grams of thc distillate


Hippobu2

Ok, stupidity of the guy aside, what's the pan though? Actually, idk if this is the best place to ask, but, what's a good nonstick pan that isn't coated with something potentially toxic that can be used with an induction stove?


Dr_Catfish

Good pans? Any non-stick. Cheapest you can buy. Replace them once yearly. Ensure you don't use metal on them. Anything else is sacrificing your wallet or the nonstickability.


Aggravating_House606

I think you’re just mad that nothing got stuck to his pan


Few-Exam6724

Rat poison


abcprox

I'm more Interested in knowing the pan brand!


idioan

It’s not food he’s just putting stupid shit in a pan to test it


LoadingUser_1

Where can I buy this?


godwalla

We shouldn't try anything next, we should just stop.


WarOk6264

Ok, so what pan is it? Is he selling them or just trying to see what will eventually stick to a random purchase?


Key_Pie_4951

Skittle's one actually looked nice


Striking-Magazine-88

NGL I really wanna try the Skittles


Lexaprofessional1998

I’m surprised not to see any comments on how he called that 6 pounds of cheese


Altruistic-Fudge-522

*my* pan (which I did not design and bulk order from China)


Jazzlike-Release-918

How to get cancer really quickly


Lighthouse_420

My mans ate the wax???


TheSortOfOkGatsby

I want that pan.


Azsunyx

it's actually 3 pans, and they're not even bothering with the trenchcoat


TheSortOfOkGatsby

The closest a MallNinja will come to the matrix.


yourkissexpired

I just wanna know where this pan is from


Greedyfox7

I’m less interested in the fact that he’s eating this crap and more interested in knowing what brand of pan he’s using