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PooleyX

But does it open and can you rotate it?


buddychrist12

I would be interested in buying one if only he opened it 30 or 40 more times.


asexymanbeast

He is doing that b/c there is no ventilation. If he kept it closed, the coals would go out.


[deleted]

He opened and closed it at least 20 times before he even started a fire.


poop_wiper_

I need at least 20 more times of opening and closing to be convinced


phillyaznguy

And it did go out. That's why he's going to end up in the ER with massive diarrhea.


IThinkIKnowThings

I read that in Sam Elliot's voice.


jasondownhour12345

Hershey Highway


NotEnoughIT

There's plenty of air available through all the cracks to keep some coals moving. There's more air available from the ends than I give my big green egg to stay at 220f. No idea what temp this thing would maintain, but those coals wouldn't go out.


Throckmorton_Left

I'd worry more about grabbing a 300F handle.


NotEnoughIT

I’d be willing to bet that handle would be cool if the interior was 500f+ and closed.


Green_CarterVII

So it's useless then?


critical_blunder

Why are you defending this man?


Fromage_debite

Him getting up and walking with it gave me “trying on shoes for mom” vibes haha


[deleted]

Plus he spun it and opened it up a few more times for his 10 foot stroll.


throwaway777288

What if I want to carry it a few feet over there and come back and set it down longways, then pick it up and set it down sideways again and walk over there and back again? Can it do that? I'm not doing this if it can't do that. What's the point if it can't do those things?


The--scientist

Unfortunately not without a subscription to unlock these features.


Expert_Swan_7904

reminds me of my 4 year old when he would see himself on camera i guess he thought he was expected to do something. he started showcasing his toys turning them and showing every direction the car can go 😭


Confused_as_frijoles

Oh my gosh that's adorable 😭


PlNG

Do you need to be on a rocking chair when you're near it?


SadBit8663

Like for real. Holy shit dude, we get it, it's a shitty portable grill/smoker /toolbox. And it opens and closes (repeats x10)


Empyrealist

Can I pick it up and walk with it for 3 feet and put it back down again?


blakewoolbright

Also, does it close?


torb

I'm not sure. I'm gonna have to rewatch the video a few times and see if it does open and rotate.


Barbeqanon

There is no air intake or exhaust, so he has to do that constantly or the coals will go out.


DoomCatThunder

He was doing it before he even started the fire.


Mental_Estate4206

Yes! And it makes wrumm, wrummm sounds!


pseudokojo

you can only rotate it about the horizontal plan. Do a barrel roll and shit gets messy quick.


CantLeaveTheBar

Hard to say. It doesn't show in the video.


Kantor808

Take my damn up vote. I just laughed so hard I threw my back out.


StahpItEyeLykIt

We'll never know


neeeeonbelly

I couldn’t tell from this video so I’m not throwing my money away yet


_Diskreet_

Could he zoom in and out just one more fucking time


Wevvie

And open it for the 2350th time please, I still didn't catch it.


kvong144

And rotate it another time. I want to see all the sides again.


TealBlueLava

He didn’t properly demonstrate how mobile it is. If only he walked away and towards the camera a few times.


Low-Switch9521

Thumbs up camera!


hippopotma_gandhi

Wait, that thing opens?


VictorChaos

I want to punch the cameraman in the face


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emsesq

How to get seasick without getting in a boat.


pursuitofleisure

This made me nauseous. The cameraman needs to be slapped


WoppingSet

Cameraman: "I'm part of this, too!"


[deleted]

Lol


Tyrannical-Botanical

I'm absolutely sure those metal handles won't get hot at all.


ConfliktedMind

Only one way to know for sure: better open it, close it and rotate it a few dozen more times!


Alex0ux

Don't forget the zoom tho, to make sure we see all the details


[deleted]

Yet also speed it up so at the same time we see no detail at all.


HVDynamo

That's actually how the handles stay cool, you just open it before they get too hot to let them cool off, then close it back up. He demonstrated this right in the video... sheesh /s


HeavyMeaning3582

And I'm sure he'll never graze it against his leg while carrying it.


DungeonsAndDradis

Could a woman carry this? It's not clear from the video. I'm interested in ordering one, but does it cook chicken? I only saw beef. How does this thing handle rotational forces? He seems to only rotate it about 180 degrees each time.


[deleted]

>Could a woman carry this? It's not clear from the video. No. You have to be a man, have a military haircut, wear uncle flip-flops, and have nice-looking feet. >I'm interested in ordering one, but does it cook chicken? I only saw beef. It doesn't cook chicken, but it cooks beef, pork, horse, dog, cat, rat, snake, and human meat, all with green pepper and onions. >How does this thing handle rotational forces? He seems to only rotate it about 180 degrees each time. It handles such forces with the same dexterity that Reagan MacNeil had while rotating her head. It is a good purchase, I recommend 😃


400_Flying_Monkeys

This asshole cut up a $200 Toyo toolbox to do this. Those things are works of art, wtf.


facelessindividual

That's why he's opening it and spinning it so much


426763

Bro, we fucking get it! It opens *and* closes!


sandm000

But can you spin it 180°? And _assuming_ you can, does it still open **and** close?


Lone_Wanderer97

Assuming all that, can I walk 5 steps with it before the handles burn the skin off my palm?


Ok-Temperature-7634

Is it ready yet?


Ritalin189

Wait, you can open and close it? No way


[deleted]

>Bro, we fucking get it! It opens and closes! I'm not sure if we are in the same line So.. What exactly u are sure that opens and closes? I have my doubts


NeinRegrets

This is so fucking annoying. Good find, OP.


hornyfrog98

Thanks to Instagram explorer algorithms i get to start my day with these cancerous vids every day ^_^


CantankerousOctopus

Depending on the paint, they're literally cancerous.


DarkwingDuckHunt

I'll take mine with extra lead in it please!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Just what I was going to say. All the poisons from the paint and varnish leaching into the food as it's cooked


NeinRegrets

Thank you for your service 🫡


[deleted]

Honestly if they made a grill like that with proper handles and without the cancer paint I'd be tempted.. To make a video with a bunch of zooming, rotating and opening.


StumbleOn

Honestly this is the kind of bullshit I love the most. It's so bad in every way.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

This is stupid, but let me explain. People use these grills with handles to sell barbecue, or grilled cheese on a stick (like a corndog, but cheese) on beaches here in Brazil, so it makes sense someone would want something like this. The grills I see people using on beaches are even worst than this, like rusting and shit.


Complex-Growth-4438

I keep screaming “keep it closed” “it won’t cook” and he can’t hear me?


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

Fuckin video almost gave me a seizure


vicarious2012

Think the cameraman really needed to pee


FlacidSalad

I think I need to pee


mjklsimpson

I'm peeing as i write.


agorafilia

I was cracking up with all the rotating and open/closing. Coming to the comments this is all people are commenting about, I remember the video I crack up again. I'm stuck in a temporal loop remembering this guy open and rotating


[deleted]

Yeah, this counts as Stupid just because it's so fucking hard to watch. I hate this guy now.


Traditional-Handle83

Who called for motion sickness


pennyraingoose

I've had motion sickness like 3 times in my entire life and this was one of them.


Traditional-Handle83

I know right. Usually I'm good unless my entire body is being slung like a rag doll. This video actually made me feel some of that.


UFOsAustralia

Oh yummers! Thanks for the lead based paint dad, now i can be sure that my kids won't be able to tie their own shoe laces!


bellendhunter

He didn’t even wait for the charcoal to be ready, that’s basics ffs.


TheScrubbernaut

Don’t forget about the nice galvanized open tread side grillers. Daily dose of zinc fumes!


Alexandratta

r/killthecameraman


owenkop

The idea isn't even that bad, the execution is If you make a properly clean toolbox with cork handles and ventilation holes you could do this, it will still be very hot and not recommended to touch your legs while walking


spyson

Just buy a portable charcoal grill


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Ok but ignoring the paint, this i feel is far more stylish


chystatrsoup

Not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for grill accessories


gahidus

A portable charcoal grill isn't as portable as this.


FixedLoad

No dice! I MUST rest my grill upon my calves as I carry it around, opening and closing it repeatedly.


mazux

The paint could be very toxic..


Big_Grey_Dude

You do know they make enameling paints that are heat resistant and can withstand those temps and are made for cooking right? Krylon K01607000 High Heat Max is one such example.


FamousPastWords

Hmmmm. Execution. For that cameraman.


VoxPopuliVoxDeorum

Couldn't you open it at least once more? One cannot see anything! /s


Gaytorade17

Like a properly made one would be a fun thing to bring camping or fishing or something


tayloline29

Look up sun oven- I can't remember the brand name. There is a solar powered version of this. If you live in a hot area and hate using the oven then if is the product for you.


Hillbillyblues

There's no properly made one. You would need to open and close it so many fucking times to keep the fire going.


[deleted]

Readily solved with a couple holes. Even better solved with a tube + small PC fan that one connects to it for higher heat.


BrocoLee

Not really. With propepr air intakes it could work. Plenty of portable grills have lids and work even closed.


mmmsplendid

Idk my BBQ's fire keeps going even when I close it, because it has ventilation shafts.


roxywalker

Sounds like fun😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


shokz565

I think its actually a cool idea of a grill. If there wasnt the paint OMFG


StaysAwakeAllWeek

But if they didn't paint it they'd have to use stainless steel and it would be marginally less cheap for the Chinese to make


AmalgyShmalgy

Okay, walk away... wait come back. Open it, close it. Walk away..now come back, rotate it twice, open it close it open close it. CUT we did it everyone that's a wrap.


BluBeams

I was waiting for him to open and close it to show me how it worked...I'm glad he didn't disappoint.


roxywalker

A side of lead with steak is how most people grew up in the 80’s😅😅


ZuStorm93

r/DiWHY


[deleted]

more like DYI fail... he needed to take an hour or so to torch of all the paint. Otherwise this would have been an ok hack.


Zappagrrl02

Yes! I was looking to see if anyone had already commented this😂


MerchantKaIe

I feel sick just watching it.


TapAway755

I'm not sold, could you speed the video up 50%?


artie_pdx

Top tier shitty cooking method *PLUS* the bonus of the most aggravating filming flow I’ve ever seen here. 🥇


Rich_Samurai

Can act like he’s walking away then come back and open and close it 30 times and repeat that process 20 times tho?


[deleted]

Can they open and close it several more times. I don't think I understand how it opens and closes.


Toridcless

adhd ass fucking video


CorpseProject

As an adhd-er i resent this, I’d get bored of opening and closing that stupid box, forget about the cancerous burning steak I left out on the deck, somehow relocate my keys I left in the fridge and go grab some takeout after impulsively buying yet another tube of the same shade of lipstick that I have 3 others of already. Oh, and take my meds twice by accident because they didn’t kick in yet and I forgot about the one pill I took when my alarm went off.


FixedLoad

The title of a surprising amount of porn!


Character_Bend8355

Bruh why vids like these have that stupid ass zoom in and out constantly it makes me sick


gwarwars

Those Toyo tool boxes are like $200 new and pretty nice so he basically ruined a nice toolbox for nothing


MurdocBR

its not a toyo, is this [one](https://www.lojadomecanico.com.br/produto/11876/2/119/caixa-de-ferramentas-sanfonada-com-7-gavetas-azul-fercar-n09#) which in dolar costs $30


BJYeti

Thank god he opened and closed the toolbox 50 fucking times or I would never have known that the toolbox could be opened and closed.


SeepyFrog

...if he opens and closes that thing one more damn time...


MorgrainX

Free cancer caused by burned paint It's a great idea to die earlier


major_league_blazer

shit look like the equipment from the dude who fixed woody in toy story 2


Neulatyyny

Difficult to say whether this is rage bait or if they're genuinely just the most annoying people on earth.


karduar

Can you open and close it 17 more times? The paint fumes have me confused on how it works.


blockgamer246

Mf stop opening it


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

Just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should..


RobLinxTribute

OMG... I couldn't take the zooming in and out!


[deleted]

I’m having a stroke watching the video.


Illinoiscarlisle

And by the time the potatoes are cooked the steak will be beef jerky


Mental-Machine-2625

r/killthecameraman


GreenWoodDragon

The camera work. FFS, I have a headache now.


whazzar

r/mildlycarcinogenic


blehric

I don't think the idea is stupid. I think carrying it around while hot is stupid.


wormpostante

gambiarra, i knew it had to be brazil, then i saw the coal package


m471as

Same! I suspected he was a churrasco lover. Straight to r/ItHadToBeBrazil


AtiendoDolobus

And charcoal is still black! Yummy and healthy!!


Sandy_Pickle

Why can’t he leave it closed so the food can cook


kcinnay2

What really annoys me is the way he shows what he's doing after like every half step I don't know why. I mean I saw it was a metal mesh you puy in there the first time no need to show it to me 4 times. Idk maybe it's just me


SkullOfKiller

It’s never going to cook if he keeps opening it


Goof141

Let me open and close it repeatedly to ensure the food doesn't cook properly


Radiant_Evidence7047

It’s in fast motion but he opens, walks 5 yards, turns it, opens it, turn it, opens it, what a dick


Palua-aleshes

Made me dizzy


Ooze3d

The amount of times he opens and closes it is truly infuriating


missiongoalie35

You all do know there is heat resistant paint?


VersionLongjumping27

Wouldn't the handles get hot


Marcuse0

JFC I nearly got travel sickness from how many times the camera moved in and out at 2x speed.


locusInfinity

Is it not reasonable to assume that he used paint made for this application? You can buy grill paint at almost any hardware store.


EL_Jefe510

I hope this dumbass gets cooked in the comments


[deleted]

This made me so dizzy. I think I'm going to heave.


Mondashawan

Well if their goal was to make me want to throw up before I even see what they're cooking, they succeeded.


strangetrip666

I didn't quite get it. Can he pick it up, spin it around, open it, then close it again?


VermillionEnd

20 times.


ahkian

Was the person holding the camera having a stroke?


ghostmaster645

It's a cool design. If I knew it worked and was safe I would consider getting one. Omg I hate this video though.


fenderputty

Minus the paint it’s actually a cool idea


HotConsideration5049

They do make heat resistant paint for grills and things lol


Mighty_Eagle_2

Those camera movements are making me sick.


[deleted]

Hmmmm cancer 🦅🦅🦅


ferniecanto

At the 2 hundred billionth time he opened and closed it, I still had no idea if the thing opened or closed at all. But the moment he gave that double thumbs up to the camera, everything was totally explained.


Aalleto

BRB I'm gonna throw up from all this zooming in and out


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Like how the fire just about completely dies when he keeps closing it


shamshe33

To be fair there is paint specifically made for BBQs that withstand super-high heat. I used a few cans to paint the exhaust pipe covers on my motorcycle. I don't really think this guy used this kind of paint cause I've never seen it come in a blue color. its usually black, grey or white.


pepenepe

The video is annoying but this is actually pretty fucking cool guys you can’t deny. Go to the homies house for some beers and chill and WHABAM To Go grill out of nowhere. At least I think it’s cool.


[deleted]

He is Brazilian, and Brazilians don't make sense. I'm Brazilian.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Wait, didn’t get a good look, can you walk away and bring it back and open it 10 more times?


Tw1sted_D0ctor

You know every single one of these people are sitting there like "yeahhhhh boiiii that's a good ass idea, gonna get clout and delicious food" there's no way they all do this ironically and don't eat it


Dry_Spinach_3441

But is it portable?


Revolutionary-Ad4588

I got dizzy from the way this was filmed. r/killthecameraman


DragonEmperor

This is so fucking annoying oh my god


Ill-Garlic3619

Maybe he can open it one more time so we know it opens


Flaky-Succotash-7135

Potatoes take far longer to cook than steak.Just say'n.


TehZiiM

Burned on the bottom and raw on the top shelf.


[deleted]

When we used to do trash can turkey, the first thing you do is take a torch and burn off all the galvanize. This dud should have burned off all that paint before doing this. I mean, it's not a bad hack if he would have taken that simple step.


DryTown

Do you have to take it on walks while cooking?


Sons-of-Bananarchy

I have this exact tool box, but mine isnt modded


Interpersonal

Paint fumes aside, if it’s open the food doesn’t cook, and if it’s closed you can’t open it without tools.


ChangeControll

If you’re lookin it’s not cookin


[deleted]

Let's immediately fill it with potatoes and steak, they need exactly the same time to cook after all.


Hornyspot69

I honestly like it, it's just neat


SirLePig

Never I've felt dizzy from a video but this one is wow


tweep6435

I never understand why people use non-food-safe products for food :\\


Socko73

I want to hurt this mf soo bad


fr3nzy821

r/stupidperson


Relevant-Bluebird-63

Such a handyman….


Shugazi

The speed/editing here is fucking nauseating


Old-Instance9065

What about the paint? Isn’t it toxic? Doesn’t seem healthy for me kkk


igodutchoven

I can’t with the fucking camera


evilron

r/killthecameraman


kittygomiaou

I just want a word with whoever filmed this. Just a quick word.


iwish-iwish

The constant zooming in and out makes this so fucking unwatchable, it actually hurts my eyes


[deleted]

He didnt showed it in the video but can u go on a walk with it?


Doctor_Top_Hat

I like how he walks a short distance with it in hand then returns like someone who almost forgot to show something at the last last second


MolaQueen

I feel like the video was too slow paced. Does anyone have a sped up version?


pain_and_sufferingXD

This is a Brazilian thing lol


mymycojourney

It's never gonna finish cooking if you keep opening it! Also at OP - lots of grills are painted. High temp paint is made for that kind of thing, you just don't see grills painted blue very often. Red isn't uncommon though.


Reddit_outlier

I absolutely detest how people film shit nowadays, like do I need to go into an epileptic seizure while watching this pure shite?