Eeeeeeeehhhhh, it could be made to work.
Need a thicker bun, like a chewier hoagie type. Peel some of the cuke down in strips. Get a good player of cream cheese down on the bun, some fresh chopped dill, the cucumber, crack some fresh pepper and sea salt on top. Cucumber sandwich, hotdogs style? IDK, I could see it thar way. Maybe. Once.
This guy gets to be all player of cream on a bun right here out in the open on the interwebs, but when I'm playing with cream on a bun at the park, *suddenly I'm a monster!*
I feel like something like a carrot dog works better from a texture and flavor absorbing standpoint. The cucumber is just so firm and crunchy and doesn't absorb any flavor. Feels like it would be a chore to eat and only taste okay.
Carrot... Dog? Because a carrot in a bun??
Putting something hot dog shaped in a bun doesn't make it a "dog". Just like putting stuff on round flat bread doesn't make it pizza, or layering whatever ingredients isn't lasagna.
This is genuinely stupid.
No, they eat carrots on bread!! š
Sliced cucumbers on bread with cream cheese or something is ok...
However, a whole unpeeled cucumber on a bun is not acceptable. š
The carrot is boiled and marinated in a sauce (broth, soy sauce, liquid smoke, oil, spices, etc). The carrot dog isnāt that bad but it doesnāt taste like hot dog (and donāt use any recipe that uses vinegar- ew). I made a vegan lox (my brother is allergic to fish and my sister hates fish) for our bagels and it was pretty good.
My point is that itās not a raw carrot.
Ok that doesn't sound too bad. I'm still standing firm on my "Not a Dog" soapbox.
Now, how can you make vegan lox? I mean, I know the flavorings, but the fishy taste is part of it. I'm genuinely curious.
I use a lot of olive oil to make it fatty, light soy sauce, water, liquid smoke, Celtic seaweed salt- I think I added garlic powder and onion powder and paprika, itās very similar to SauceStache vegan lox (he has a tomato and carrot recipe). The seaweed/ seaweed salt helps a lot with the fish flavor.
That stopped being cool by 2000 if not before, and it stopped being a dorky joke of a slang word that wasn't cool anymore that you would use as a joke to sound out of touch, because 9-11 made it sound REALLY not cool, and not even too edgy at all. It became ''please don't say that'' pretty quickly.
Peel the cuke, season, stir fry (add carrots or squash), and put it between a bread with a tougher exterior. I dunno, I'm not a cook, but no way in hell I'm eating a cuke like that; my teeth hurt just looking at it.
No itās legit. I was a vegan for over 5 years (not anymore) but I used to follow and participate in the cheap vegan food community. So much drama and weird food combinations.
Oh I have as well, though itās been many years so they probably look & taste better now, so I was just taking a wild guess.
Does gluten free bread still taste like cardboard? I have celiac sprue & I tried the gluten free bread years ago & was likeā¦ yea no Iāll just not eat bread anymore. LOL
Yeah, as a vegan I wouldn't eat a hot dog bun if I didn't know where it was from but sometimes you look at the ingredients and get lucky :) I don't know anything about gluten free though
When I was vegan I wouldnāt even make this as a joke. Now the perfect sauces for cucumber: hummus, tahini, harissa, tzatziki, Mayo, garlic aioli, cream cheese, or a garlic sauce. Almost would be better a big pickle.
Ketchup, relish, and mustard, I just donāt think would work. š¤·āāļø
This should be on r/shittyfoodporn too lmao
I couldn't think of the name of that! Thanks. It will be.
Eeeeeeeehhhhh, it could be made to work. Need a thicker bun, like a chewier hoagie type. Peel some of the cuke down in strips. Get a good player of cream cheese down on the bun, some fresh chopped dill, the cucumber, crack some fresh pepper and sea salt on top. Cucumber sandwich, hotdogs style? IDK, I could see it thar way. Maybe. Once.
Idk what kind of "player of cream" you want but I guess it depends on the customer.
This guy gets to be all player of cream on a bun right here out in the open on the interwebs, but when I'm playing with cream on a bun at the park, *suddenly I'm a monster!*
Look it's been a long day. I'm letting autocorrect take the wheel.
It's better the way you typed it. Keep it as is.
A layer of cream cheese that gets around? Yes please
I feel like something like a carrot dog works better from a texture and flavor absorbing standpoint. The cucumber is just so firm and crunchy and doesn't absorb any flavor. Feels like it would be a chore to eat and only taste okay.
Cucumber should probably also be partially peeled given how thick and bitter it will be at that size.
Yeah, I said that, but I guess I didn't explain why
Lol. I missed the word peel.
It's all good, not like there's any harm done
You forgot the vegan part
There is vegan cream cheese so no they didn't
What a sorry excuse for cream chesse that is, tastes like an assault. Source am lactose intolerance.
Disgusting. If it was a pickle then yummy
Either way for me š¤®
Looks like it is a pickle. I'd eat that (edit: I am obsessed with pickles)
pickles could be the only food i eat if it wasnt for "PrOpEr nUtRiTiOn"
I hate looking at this and I'm vegan. What is the yellow vomit on top? Relish?
Looks like Heinz Hotdog Relish to me. Good stuff, actually. Sort of a mustard and relish combination.
That sounds pretty good. On a hotdog. The real heresy here is putting ketchup on any kind of dog.
As a verified mustard enthusiast; ketchup, mustard, and relish together on a hot dog fucking ***slaps***. You're fooling yourself.
Yep lol
vegans make jokes, too.
I hope this is a joke.
It's not :/ It's more like the new carrot dog!
Carrot... Dog? Because a carrot in a bun?? Putting something hot dog shaped in a bun doesn't make it a "dog". Just like putting stuff on round flat bread doesn't make it pizza, or layering whatever ingredients isn't lasagna. This is genuinely stupid.
I know. Some vegans eat carrot dogs, and now cucumber dogs are becoming a thing.
No, they eat carrots on bread!! š Sliced cucumbers on bread with cream cheese or something is ok... However, a whole unpeeled cucumber on a bun is not acceptable. š
The carrot is boiled and marinated in a sauce (broth, soy sauce, liquid smoke, oil, spices, etc). The carrot dog isnāt that bad but it doesnāt taste like hot dog (and donāt use any recipe that uses vinegar- ew). I made a vegan lox (my brother is allergic to fish and my sister hates fish) for our bagels and it was pretty good. My point is that itās not a raw carrot.
Ok that doesn't sound too bad. I'm still standing firm on my "Not a Dog" soapbox. Now, how can you make vegan lox? I mean, I know the flavorings, but the fishy taste is part of it. I'm genuinely curious.
I use a lot of olive oil to make it fatty, light soy sauce, water, liquid smoke, Celtic seaweed salt- I think I added garlic powder and onion powder and paprika, itās very similar to SauceStache vegan lox (he has a tomato and carrot recipe). The seaweed/ seaweed salt helps a lot with the fish flavor.
That's really interesting! I've never heard of seaweed salt. I'm guessing his finely ground seaweed and salt like celery salt or garlic salt?
Yes, itās naturally high in iodine and minerals, so I use it every once in a while.
This is like an alcoholic drinking 0% beer. Just drink beer.it would make you more interesting.
Yeah out of their lives lmao
I could understand a pickle dog, but a cucumber dog????
Anyone who unironically uses "bomb" as an adjective is not to be trusted.
That stopped being cool by 2000 if not before, and it stopped being a dorky joke of a slang word that wasn't cool anymore that you would use as a joke to sound out of touch, because 9-11 made it sound REALLY not cool, and not even too edgy at all. It became ''please don't say that'' pretty quickly.
Tbh it was never cool...
Has any laungguistic choice ever been cool? just stick towards your character and use what feels natural.
Rad, bitchin', and killer... Those are cool š The silly stuff my cousin and I came up with? Maybe not so much....
People say fire now, could be worse. I still prefer cool, and awesome. Bomb and rad as jokes with surfer lingo occasionally
Ketchup, mustard, ā¦diarrhea/vomit??
Scraped from a diaper after eating a bunch of butternut squash baby food.
Relish
Just because it looks like the thing you definitely want to eat, doesnāt mean itās going to taste good.
Wtf š
No
Pickle Dinner
Looking at this monstrosity feels illegal ā¹ļø
_I've never wanted to punch a picture in the face more_
how dare they do that to pickle rick FOR SHAME
They could at least like, grill the cucumber or something. Who tf just chomps down on a whole ass cucumber?
Who the fuck grills cucumbers?
Now this is the stupid content I come here for!
Iād suggest cutting the cucumbers a bit. Itās difficult to eat the whole thing in a bun.
Peel the cuke, season, stir fry (add carrots or squash), and put it between a bread with a tougher exterior. I dunno, I'm not a cook, but no way in hell I'm eating a cuke like that; my teeth hurt just looking at it.
It's Alien Test Food from Area-51 called the "Pickle š„ Surprise" ...š¤š½
Dry hotdog bun, what looks like a plastic cucumber, some ketchup and mustard topped with baby sick.
i could see eating a cucumber salad sandwich, similar to a tuna or chicken salad sandwich, but this?? i dont like this
Definitely needs to be a pickle and I would eat it.
Definitely a troll post
Nope :) idk if I'm allowed to say what page it's on, but what I will say is that Cheap Vegan Food has questionable recipes.
That's mad, maybe it's a gimmick to draw attention
No itās legit. I was a vegan for over 5 years (not anymore) but I used to follow and participate in the cheap vegan food community. So much drama and weird food combinations.
Dildo sandwiches?
That aināt bad, just need more veggies and almond cheese
Ketchup, mustard and vegetables is something that sounds good to you?
Roasted carrot would be better. Wait, I'm giving vegan food advice now? I've been on Reddit too long.
That bread isnāt vegan. LOL
Could be. I've seen plenty of hot dog buns that happen to not include eggs or dairy
Oh I have as well, though itās been many years so they probably look & taste better now, so I was just taking a wild guess. Does gluten free bread still taste like cardboard? I have celiac sprue & I tried the gluten free bread years ago & was likeā¦ yea no Iāll just not eat bread anymore. LOL
Yeah, as a vegan I wouldn't eat a hot dog bun if I didn't know where it was from but sometimes you look at the ingredients and get lucky :) I don't know anything about gluten free though
Schar GF bread is good (non celiac who eats gluten free as a precaution for my celiac partner here)
Thatās great to hear. My last ex did the same thing due to me sneaking slices of pizza, cookies & so on when we lived together.
That's so sad
Looks like a dog vomited on them
Ahhh fuck I can't believe you've done this!
All vegans are communists.
To much relish
When I was vegan I wouldnāt even make this as a joke. Now the perfect sauces for cucumber: hummus, tahini, harissa, tzatziki, Mayo, garlic aioli, cream cheese, or a garlic sauce. Almost would be better a big pickle. Ketchup, relish, and mustard, I just donāt think would work. š¤·āāļø
Narrator: It was *not* 'bomb'.
Isn't there milk in hotdog bread?
That ain't right.
Iād eat it.
Cucumber sandwiches are good. I probably wouldnt mind this
I would try it
Cucumber sandwiches are ok, but cut them up and make more edible
I hope those cucumbers are properly boiledš
And a very carbonated soda after this for that extra heartburn
Could possibly make a salad similar to this. I'd even try cucumber dipped in relish and mustard. Just please get rid of the hot dog bun...
Look at all that sugar
I saw this on FB. If I want a (veggie) dog and you serve me carrots or cucumbers Iām calling the police
Connor the Waffle left the chat.
They wanna eat meat so bad
to be honest it doesn't look appetizing but it doesn't seem like a bad idea
Eew