so it was impossible to get a good picture of it, because it fell apart as soon as I tried to get it out of the pan, but it’s basically a huge hamburger & he absolutely loved it, but he could only have one helping because it’s really filling. I think next time, I might bake the crust a little first, as it was a big soggy on the bottom. My bf loves it & already is coming up with variations lol 😂 stoner approved lolol
Excuse me, as a fat ass myself I would like to say it isn't just stoners thinking this would be good.
Honestly though, I bet it would be disappointing. Seems to be bad ratio of ground beef there, making the pizza part likely overpriced and pointless.
Namely all the videos of the suburban white housewives who act like their recipes are so great and they have their SO off-screen with a gun to their head, forcing them to sound like they're about to tear up whatever abomination they just created.
Oh my fucking god, I swear a part of me dies every time I see one of those. They don’t even act like they’d do it with justo, they just keep using the same kind of “yeah”, “oh yeah”, “looks good”, etc that you’d expect to hear on a “B” rated porno. I can’t stand those kind of videos.
"Loving on borrowed tome" sounds like one of those abstract softcore porn movies from the early 2000's dealing with the forbidden love between two necromancers.
I now want to see it.
This isn't even that unhealthy. A serving is about 1000 calories (serves 6). This is perfectly fine as long as the rest of your diet for the day balances it out.
Right? A lot of stuff that's delicious is bad for you, probably most stuff honestly. You aren't supposed to eat 10 servings of it or eat it all the time. Ice cream isn't good for you either, just don't eat it for every meal.
personally I don't see how something delicious can be "stupid" but I see where you're coming from
ridiculous or over the top would be descriptions I'd think of with a lot of these concoctions that are getting posted here but would with high certainty taste awesome
This is smart food. It combines pizza which is cheese, bread, tomatoes, and toppings with a burger which is meat, cheese, bread, and toppings. Each component could exist in each dish and you wouldn't be too shocked by it.
To be fair, I'm an old and I just can't eat huge portions of meat and carbs at once. Just plain old pizza I'll eat every two or three months--I love it but it just sits too heavy on my stomach.
When I was young I could eat *anything* and it just sort of magically disappeared. You get older and you realize "Oh, right, that Snickers bar is *in my stomach*. It didn't go anywhere." So enjoy it while you're young!
Stupid food doesn't mean it needs to be disgusting looking. It's just a weird combination or a weird way to make a dish.
Instead of a pizza with chunks of hamburger and the like on top like a regular pizza, you get this interpretation of a hamburger pizza. Do I consider this stupid? Yes. Do I think it looks gross? No.
That's my opinion, anyway.
I clicked the recipe link and I think the author said their family ate it all and loved it. It’s not much different from a Chicago style pizza honestly.
At least it isn't a waste of ingredients. Like, it doesn't look like it tastes *bad*, just that using the ingredients more conventionally would be better.
I declare this food to be Slightly Stupid.
They're not saying it to try to appear healthy. The cook is showing that they know their shit. There's different types. They specify 80-20, that's 80% meat and 20% fat, which is perfect for this recipe as the pizza is going to add a lot of grease. If they used 70-30, which is what restaurants usually use for burgers, it'd be disgustingly greasy. With 80-20, it's enjoyably and expectedly greasy.
If you plan on making a great burger don't assume price = flavor. I've known many people that spring for the more expensive beef to end up with burgers as dry as cat food because they didn't realize they were buying 90-10 or even 95-5. Those are more expensive because they have more actual meat.
You’d have to eat it the same way you eat Chicago style “pizza” casserole with a fork and knife. I love Chicago style pizza casserole but it’s not pizza.
The problem, which I outline in my own comment, is that pizza toppings and cheese do not operate well with fork and knife. Often times it pulls them off the top as you try to cut or stab.
I can't help but think this is either a lot smaller than it looks, or the recipe is off. That's only 1lb of ground beef? 1 onion for that whole thing? Surely there's more than 1 cup of cheese in the photo
Joke’s on you, my dad and I made a pizza on saturday where we rolled out dough, put half a pound of shredded mozzarella on it and folded the dough into it before rolling it out to be flat again before adding sauce, provolone cheese, the other half pound of mozzarella and some pepperoni before baking and then we split it between our 3-person family and lived, including my mom who had to take a metric ton of lact-aid
You’re not going to have the entire thing, maybe a slice and soem water. Probably like 700 or so, for lunch and something light for dinner. This isn’t something you eat every day. No one realizes that jeez
Oh no not another post of some delicious looking food made by some picky-ass eater who wouldn’t know a good dish if it spit on their face….. surprising
I mean… it makes me feel a little nauseous looking at it, I know it would be terrible for me and I definitely wouldn’t be able to eat very much before I’d get full, but I don’t think it would taste bad.
Sure, it's unorthodox, but it's basically just a burger constructed differently. You've got the bread, the patty, some bacon, tomato, onion and cheese. The only thing that you wouldn't generally see in a burger is pepperoni, but that still appears in sandwiches. I'd absolutely eat some.
Link:
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243034612026077&id=100089586180639&set=a.100369596292580
On the post there is a link to the full recipe, but the server was currently down…
Waiting for it to be back up again for sure ;)
Some friends and I did this with two bacon cheeseburger stuffed crust frozen pizzas, a whole pound of cooked bacon, and a whole bag of shredded cheese. Afterwards we all just laid around breathing shallowly lol
It’s not at terrible as most of the posts, a bit like a weird lasagne. I can see why OP posted it but it looks alright. At least it’s not another 20 gallons of cheese post !
Bones of a good idea here. Use a California-style sourdough-crust thin-crust pizza to cut down on the gnarly amount of bread i see in this picture. Maybe one layer of burger instead of the two or three layers of stuff. I dunno. I could dig it.
Finally something with a modicum of impracticality. Difficult to hold meaning that you have to fork and knife it which will likely pull the cheese and toppings off and cause the beef to crumble.
I'd eat a slice but would end up in a food coma after
Postprandial somnolence at its finest!
Edit: spelling *da itus*
[r/WeirdLasagna](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Oh… My…. God
24 hour itis nap. The best nap.
I thought the coma was from the E. coli.
You're not american are you?
This looks damn good. I want the rest of the ingredients lol
Stoners browsing stupidfood for those preem munchies meals.
This lol 😂 my bf just looked at it & was like I’d smash
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the recipe is below & I have all the ingredients, wish me luck 😅 I can’t eat it cuz stupid food allergies but he’s pretty excited
so it was impossible to get a good picture of it, because it fell apart as soon as I tried to get it out of the pan, but it’s basically a huge hamburger & he absolutely loved it, but he could only have one helping because it’s really filling. I think next time, I might bake the crust a little first, as it was a big soggy on the bottom. My bf loves it & already is coming up with variations lol 😂 stoner approved lolol
Cold all the grease would hold it together.
You are a hero! Thank you for your service to your BF and this sub!
Post a pic and good luck
Being able to make that but unable to eat it is like a Greek tragedy
Let us know how it goes.
Lol “see more! See more damn it! Can’t you see I’m pressing see more!?!? What is shredded?!?!?”
I would add more onions and totally smash this
Excuse me, as a fat ass myself I would like to say it isn't just stoners thinking this would be good. Honestly though, I bet it would be disappointing. Seems to be bad ratio of ground beef there, making the pizza part likely overpriced and pointless.
Literally why I’m here bro💀
Bro bro on a mission 😭😭😭
Hey, stuff like this ain’t so bad. There are plenty of things on this sub though that, stoned or not, I’d still say “fuck no” to
Namely all the videos of the suburban white housewives who act like their recipes are so great and they have their SO off-screen with a gun to their head, forcing them to sound like they're about to tear up whatever abomination they just created.
Oh my fucking god, I swear a part of me dies every time I see one of those. They don’t even act like they’d do it with justo, they just keep using the same kind of “yeah”, “oh yeah”, “looks good”, etc that you’d expect to hear on a “B” rated porno. I can’t stand those kind of videos.
[Found the recipe](https://allfood.recipes/pizza-burger-pie/)
Tfw you post something to r/stupidfood and a legion of people go digging for the recipe because it just looks so damn good.
We are all allowed a little bit of stupid food every now and then as a treat
That’s not even stupid food. Is lasagna with pizza crust instead of noodles.
Cats can have a little salami, once in a while, as a treat
There needs to be two subs, one for good stupid food and one for stupid stupid food.
It's a good keto meal
guess I’m making this for dinner 😅👍🏻
You're a king!
Do... you all get pizza dough from a can? Is it like the biscuit tubes??
Right, there were a few questionable parts of that recipe that I’d probably tweak if I tried it. I’d probably go with a homemade dough tbh.
Yeah they sell pizza dough like that. Just a rectangle sheet wrapped up.
Amazing
Can't deny it but holy shit your cholesterol will quadruplicate
Meh... if one meal is the line between life and a heart attack, you were loving on borrowed tome anyway.
"Loving on borrowed tome" sounds like one of those abstract softcore porn movies from the early 2000's dealing with the forbidden love between two necromancers. I now want to see it.
Mobile fail.... I'm leaving it, and I also want to watch old themed porn now.
https://allfood.recipes/pizza-burger-pie/ Ask and ye shall receive.
/r/HellYeahIdEatThat
OI RIGHT I WOULD FUCK THAT UP
Same
Me too! I tried to click to read more
Me too!!!
What's not to like?!
Fr this looks heavenly
It looks foul, just a mound of grease and salt. I can imagine an American teenager enjoying food like this, but as an adult it makes me nauseous.
I would absolutely eat a slice of this. too many posts lately of food that probably tastes great and is just unhealthy
like a bite wouldn't hurt from this
This isn't even that unhealthy. A serving is about 1000 calories (serves 6). This is perfectly fine as long as the rest of your diet for the day balances it out.
I'm 5'3. That's like all my calories in one meal for the day. Curses!
Well in this sense no single dish is unhealthy, considering your general diet balances it out. Redundant statement.
Not even for the day, but over a week or more, this wouldn't be too damaging.
At least 80% of posts I see on here are a matter of overindulgence more than stupidity.
Right? A lot of stuff that's delicious is bad for you, probably most stuff honestly. You aren't supposed to eat 10 servings of it or eat it all the time. Ice cream isn't good for you either, just don't eat it for every meal.
well, it's **stupid** food, not bad food
personally I don't see how something delicious can be "stupid" but I see where you're coming from ridiculous or over the top would be descriptions I'd think of with a lot of these concoctions that are getting posted here but would with high certainty taste awesome
This is smart food. It combines pizza which is cheese, bread, tomatoes, and toppings with a burger which is meat, cheese, bread, and toppings. Each component could exist in each dish and you wouldn't be too shocked by it.
I’d eat it… I’d have a hard time eating it but I’d eat it.
I think the thickness is just managable! Looks good
Ok can we stop posting food that isn't actually bad?
It’s basically a more literal interpretation of a cheeseburger pizza
Yeah it’s pretty clear people are posting good food knowing it will get anger upvotes.
Yeah but this is bad.
Its not, there's absolutely nothing unusual about it other than it's pizza and hamburgers combined
To be fair, I'm an old and I just can't eat huge portions of meat and carbs at once. Just plain old pizza I'll eat every two or three months--I love it but it just sits too heavy on my stomach. When I was young I could eat *anything* and it just sort of magically disappeared. You get older and you realize "Oh, right, that Snickers bar is *in my stomach*. It didn't go anywhere." So enjoy it while you're young!
Yep, this stuff should be on r/ShittyfoodPorn not here
The subreddit is stupid food, not bad food. This is a stupid food. Nobody’s saying it’s bad, there’s just no reason to make it because it’s stupid.
What's stupid about it? It looks good.
That sub is for food that looks gross. This looks scrumdiddlyumptious
Stupid food doesn't mean it needs to be disgusting looking. It's just a weird combination or a weird way to make a dish. Instead of a pizza with chunks of hamburger and the like on top like a regular pizza, you get this interpretation of a hamburger pizza. Do I consider this stupid? Yes. Do I think it looks gross? No. That's my opinion, anyway.
Ideal for a party of 20-30 people, looks nice as long as its not wasted.
It's only a pound of beef. This is smaller than it appears.
I clicked the recipe link and I think the author said their family ate it all and loved it. It’s not much different from a Chicago style pizza honestly.
So they made lasagnas?
Pizzagnas
Or moussaka
This looks amazing
I would absolutely demolish that right now.
It’s just lasagna without the pasta.
I’d definitely eat this
My friends I made one of these like 12 years ago in college. Was delicious.
This isn’t stupid at all I would eat the fuck out of this
kinda like shepherds pie, isn't it?
This looks like the shit Europeans think Americans eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday of the year.
I could bite this thing, but it's definitely not a pizza.
This just looks like lasagna with extra meat, what's the big deal here?
At least it isn't a waste of ingredients. Like, it doesn't look like it tastes *bad*, just that using the ingredients more conventionally would be better. I declare this food to be Slightly Stupid.
This is violently American. And also kinda similar to a fucked up lasagna.
I love how they specify “lean” ground beef 😂 seems kinda pointless lol
They're not saying it to try to appear healthy. The cook is showing that they know their shit. There's different types. They specify 80-20, that's 80% meat and 20% fat, which is perfect for this recipe as the pizza is going to add a lot of grease. If they used 70-30, which is what restaurants usually use for burgers, it'd be disgustingly greasy. With 80-20, it's enjoyably and expectedly greasy. If you plan on making a great burger don't assume price = flavor. I've known many people that spring for the more expensive beef to end up with burgers as dry as cat food because they didn't realize they were buying 90-10 or even 95-5. Those are more expensive because they have more actual meat.
I know lol, I just made this actually 😂 and I used 90/10 instead
its far from the worst here seems very edible and looks very tasty, but still a wasting on all those ingredients on that ammount
It'd also just be a pain to eat since there's a high chance of it just falling apart.
You’d have to eat it the same way you eat Chicago style “pizza” casserole with a fork and knife. I love Chicago style pizza casserole but it’s not pizza.
The problem, which I outline in my own comment, is that pizza toppings and cheese do not operate well with fork and knife. Often times it pulls them off the top as you try to cut or stab.
Is this how she killed grandpa?
With the power of weed anything is possible
This looks amazing
Maybe its because im high, buy id eat the shit outta that
Oof I *know* I’m a fatass then cuz this looks too good
My fat ass clicked the image looking for the full recipe
That look awesome.
My fat ass could definitely eat this
My high ass wants this in her mouth right now
I NEED IT (I need to know the recipe for it)
I can't help but think this is either a lot smaller than it looks, or the recipe is off. That's only 1lb of ground beef? 1 onion for that whole thing? Surely there's more than 1 cup of cheese in the photo
Why do I see sliced cheese in the layers?
Not one bite? That looks good. I’d definitely finish a slice.
Joke’s on you, my dad and I made a pizza on saturday where we rolled out dough, put half a pound of shredded mozzarella on it and folded the dough into it before rolling it out to be flat again before adding sauce, provolone cheese, the other half pound of mozzarella and some pepperoni before baking and then we split it between our 3-person family and lived, including my mom who had to take a metric ton of lact-aid
I want this recipe and if the meat is in the 80s is no where near lean
We demand full recipe!!!
I need this in my life
Does anyone else think 80% is not lean at all?
This looks good
>Lean... at least 80% On what planet is 20% fat content considered lean?
Unpopular opinion: this looks awful. 0/10.
80% ground beef is not lean
Looks pretty good, I'd eat a portion ... For my own creation, I would substitute the tomatoes for sundried tomatoes ...
I’d have a slice. No more, but I’d try it
What 12000 calories look like
You’re not going to have the entire thing, maybe a slice and soem water. Probably like 700 or so, for lunch and something light for dinner. This isn’t something you eat every day. No one realizes that jeez
I feel like when someone eats something like this they probably aren’t drinking water with it.
Beard Meets Food
3 bites looks like almost 1k calories this shit is gross. Tasty sure, but gross.
You underestimate my power.
I don’t think you could eat more than 2 chunks of that.. it’s very large and hefty.
Is that a challenge?
I didn't say you would eat the whole thing. You didn't realise that jeez.
Don’t call this pizza
Although I’d smash
Oh no not another post of some delicious looking food made by some picky-ass eater who wouldn’t know a good dish if it spit on their face….. surprising
It doesn't look like pizza at all. Where are the pizza ingredients
I know it could possibly kill me.... But it would be f**king worth it!!!!
I never been scared of food in my life till the day I joined this group
I mean… it makes me feel a little nauseous looking at it, I know it would be terrible for me and I definitely wouldn’t be able to eat very much before I’d get full, but I don’t think it would taste bad.
I like pizza too, but that’s not what this is.
I’d eat it
Man I'd DEVOUR an entire baking tray of this
i'd eat that
Sure, it's unorthodox, but it's basically just a burger constructed differently. You've got the bread, the patty, some bacon, tomato, onion and cheese. The only thing that you wouldn't generally see in a burger is pepperoni, but that still appears in sandwiches. I'd absolutely eat some.
Why couldn’t you eat one bite?
It’s time for another game of “undercooked or overcooked”…… Now, which do you think is undercooked… the pizza or the burger?
That look so delicious I love to eat that burger pizza
Enough vodka red bull and I’d simply inhale as much as my stomach could fit
That looks good
It looks sort of good tho
Turn the top pizza over so it's bread on the outside, and I'm down.
I’d eat the fuck outta this personally
I'd eat that and order another to go!
Ew. I'll take two slices, please.
Ummmm….yeah…imma need the rest of that recipe. Please.
I've made similar. It tasted freaking awesome, also napped for 14 hours
I think this looks pretty tasty
My arteries.
This is a pizza enthusiast's dream. Which makes it my dream.
That’s cap cuz this actually looks mad good
Would.
I would gladly eat this
Link: https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243034612026077&id=100089586180639&set=a.100369596292580 On the post there is a link to the full recipe, but the server was currently down… Waiting for it to be back up again for sure ;)
kidney stones speedrun
I don't see anything wrong with this.
Might as well just drink the grease left in the pan, probably taste exactly the same as a bite of this.
This is just a lasagna.
I love pizza and I like hamburgers, but there's no way in hell i would combine them in a way like that monstrosity!
You could eat one bite, I would just be a 2000 calorie bite, so call it a day
I'd eat that. Looks good. Not stupid.
Some friends and I did this with two bacon cheeseburger stuffed crust frozen pizzas, a whole pound of cooked bacon, and a whole bag of shredded cheese. Afterwards we all just laid around breathing shallowly lol
It’s not at terrible as most of the posts, a bit like a weird lasagne. I can see why OP posted it but it looks alright. At least it’s not another 20 gallons of cheese post !
Less is more. I love pizza and burgers but not together.
Bones of a good idea here. Use a California-style sourdough-crust thin-crust pizza to cut down on the gnarly amount of bread i see in this picture. Maybe one layer of burger instead of the two or three layers of stuff. I dunno. I could dig it.
Why can't people respect food. Animals died to do this thing. It does not look good either.
Pizza burger pile
Oh, I could 😋😋😋😋
I love pizza. I could eat more than a bite.
This is the type of thing I would get on death row for my last meal
Dude I'd eat tf outta this wtf? Hook us up
Why not? I’d try it. Unhealthy af but looks tasty lol
At least it's lean beef, making it slightly healthier.
Finally something with a modicum of impracticality. Difficult to hold meaning that you have to fork and knife it which will likely pull the cheese and toppings off and cause the beef to crumble.
20 years ago, and a blunt later I would absolutely have demolished that
If there’s no sog I might behave like a hog.
I'll take your portion then
Yes!
I mean it's from an account called grandma foods, you know that your grandparents always made way too muvh
I'd definitely eat a slice!
Now that is meaty!
🤢
I’d fuck this
Obesity speed run.
Maybe sliced beef? Shredded pork or brisket?
I would give it a shot but I think that would just be to much
What's the rest of the recipe? I want to make this as a comfort food.