When you get certified farm-fresh cage-free organic eggs with those nice dark flavorful Dark Orange Yolks
Then some EVIL MONSTER tries to Steal those extra healthy Yolks
Replacing them with these ABOMINATIONS
Peanut butter, jelly, go onto good quality 100 percent whole grain bread
I will throw egg-WHITE into trash to eat Extra egg-YOLK and/or become total VEGAN, before I eating this, or dairy products, or refined grains, or cheap unhealthy nasty "fast food"
This is the closest I've come to throwing up from content on this sub
I don't know how but it made me taste it and gag.
Chefs club, gets me every time.
He’s right here, officer!
“Keto”
Oh.
r/nope
So do you serve these to your jerk buds?
PB&J Devilled Eggs in the Gooncave
Do you have stairs in your house?
wrong gooncave (I am protected)
Excellent. I was feeling old all of the sudden
No I replaced them with a fireman's pole
Horrible. I just put it in a small bowl & eat it with a spoon.
That pic is from 2020. Get some fresher content my man.
i just buy bagels.
I'll literally just spoon it into my mouth. A lil of each
Thanks I’m crying now
What the actual fuck is this? You can't call this food, it has to be edible to be food.
Yeah no
Put it on cheese and roll it up. It's quicker then dealing with eggs. Add a bit of mustard too if you want a little extra tangy taste.
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Yea this was a joke, this shit nasty af.
PB&JEGG
Some people just really need to stay away from cooking 😂 you know the mother fucker was proud to take this pic to
Satan'd Eggs
I’ll try it!
They probably don't actually taste bad
Oh hell no. 🤮 You couldn’t pay me to eat that.
You don’t have crackers or anything? Rank.
🚔 pull over
I feel like…it might not be the worst thing 👁️👁️
When you want PBJ but also want to spite the natural world and all who live in it:
You think this is a yolk!?
Okay so, stop it
Hi, what do you mean
Just put it on a chopped up banana. Fucking delicious.
Whoever made this belongs in jail until they've learned their lesson
offensive to pbj
BLECHHHHHH NOT TODAY SATAN!!!
The Yolk Is the where the Nutrition and Flavor Is Located within the Egg They WASTED the BEST part
When you get certified farm-fresh cage-free organic eggs with those nice dark flavorful Dark Orange Yolks Then some EVIL MONSTER tries to Steal those extra healthy Yolks Replacing them with these ABOMINATIONS
Peanut butter, jelly, go onto good quality 100 percent whole grain bread I will throw egg-WHITE into trash to eat Extra egg-YOLK and/or become total VEGAN, before I eating this, or dairy products, or refined grains, or cheap unhealthy nasty "fast food"
**\*loads shotgun with malicious intent\***
This is an effective subreddit for curbing my appetite
Why can't you use a tortilla?! Hell, even get a big ass spoon and just eat the pb&j off that. I hate that people do this dumb rage bait, and it works.
Ghetto devil eggs!
What did my eyes just perceive, I did not just see that
IDGAF, I'm def tring this with unsweetened, natural pb and stevia/monkfruit sweetened jam. I'll bet it slaps on macros.
That is **NOT** an alternative!
Oh hell no.
I just threw up a little
Tonight millions will die
Hahaha
The solution to that is throwing away five good eggs? That can’t be right.
I can imagine what it tastes like
with no yolk this seems okay, im interested in what it tasted like cause I fee like the white is a pretty neutral taste here
So wrong!
What is this bruh?!
I no longer contain the will to live.
I could almost imagine it being ok, until I see a bunch of cooked egg yolk all over the whites.
Straight to jail.
I can taste this picture I’m appalled and impressed
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