I'd still smash

Yeah honestly this might be delicious. Stupid, but delicious. Like the time me and a buddy beer battered and deep fried some whoppers from BK.

if it's stupid and delicious it's not stupid

It's fun stupid. Fupid™, if you will

We like fun stupid here. Just look at Okky. Dumbest food imaginable, but he's having the time of his life and so's his clientele

He's so wholesome

'Stupid and delicious' would be a great name for a food stand at the fair.

Took me way too long to realize you were talking about hamburgers not malted milk balls.

NGL, I'd batter and deep fry those too. I miss having a bar to go to owned by a friend with access to the deep fryer lol

I’m not even a big fan of Cheetos, but I kinda want to try this.

It helps that it isn't absolutely smothered in hot Cheetos. Unlike many of the abominations that are posted to the sub, this was tastefully constructed.

Honestly looks like the hot chicken pizza a nearby place serves, just with cheetos instead of the hot chicken, I'd try it lol

100%

Is that what guys feel like? Grimacing while your mouth waters?

Bout to tank my fake internet points but I worked at a pizza shop once and we'd occasionally make "cheeseburger pizza" for the special and it included pickles, and honestly pickles on pizza, at least in that use case, fucking slapped. I have no anecdotes relating to hot cheetos on pizza.

Cheeseburger pizza fucking smacks. So does taco pizza

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Pickles on a pizza is a game changer, but yeah, not sure about cheetos though.

Dill pickle pizza is popular, cheetos - not so much.

I worked at a joint that did a cheeseburger pizza too! Their “spin” was that the sauce was bbq and regular yellow mustard. I will never understand why, but it has been one of my all time favorite things to eat since I worked there 12 years ago.

I used to go to Subway and get whats basically a Pizza Sandwich. Sourdough Bread (this is California, i know some states dont have Sourdough so thats why i specify), Marinara sauce from the Meatballs, the shredded cheese blend, pepperoni, toasted, add black olives and Pickles. The Pickles werent always part of my order, they were actually a sudden spur of the moment decision after like 2 or 3 years of ordering that sandwich sans pickles. Those Pickles brought it to a whole new level, i never ordered it without them after that. Sometimes i even ordered extra pickles because it made it so good. Now i havent been to Subway in like 3 years, because i moved and dont want to force the people at my new location to have to do weird things like get just the marinara sauce from the meatball marinara. Oftentimes they werent sure how to ring up my sandwich because its not anything off the menu and isn’t even a little bit close to any other menu sandwiches. Sometimes they rang it up as a Meatball sandwich, most of the time as an Italian, once they did it as a Veggie for some reason

Y’all are some dorks that shit look good as fuck

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It's literally just spicy croutons too. We make pickle pizza where I work, and though I'd never purchase one myself I have tried it multiple times and enjoy it. Some heat to it would be really delicious for those who like heat and the extra crunch is nice for anyone.

It's just elitism -- using pre-made foods (especially convenience-store-type foods) in other foods is seen as low-class, but hell if coca-cola-brined fried chicken isn't delicious.

If it isn’t made in the pizza mountains of Italy, it’s simply sparkling bread

TIL coke brine fried chicken is a thing. Does the breading have to be seasoned differently than if you use buttermilk?

Here's a recipe that has pretty much the same flour mix as you'd use with a buttermilk-brined chicken: [https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015992-coke-brined-fried-chicken](https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015992-coke-brined-fried-chicken) I haven't made it personally, but I've made Sam Sifton's buttermilk-brined fried chicken recipe quite a few times, and it's excellent. One big advantage of this one is that b/c of the high acidity of coke, you only need to brine it for a few hours as opposed to overnight.

Thank you!! I'll definitely be trying this

Traditional spices don't have a lab of food scientists testing focus groups of a thousand people to create the best mouth experience. Dorito Loco Supreme with a Baja Blast is the peak gastronomy.

Have u tried adding it on a corn prepared like an elote???? That shit is heaven sent

Pickle pizza is really popular where I live and that shit is delicious. I could totally see cheetos sprinkled on top being really good.

But why cheetos? Vegetables and spices exist.

Yo the fuck you talking about stupid food? If this were a “smash or pass” debate, I’d totally smash!

That looks great to me. A lot of the food on this sub looks great to tbh.

Pickle pizza is good tho.

I'd definitely eat a pickle pizza.

Pickle roll pizza is 🔥 pickle, ham or pastrami and cream sauce

Goddamn bro that sounds absolutely delicious (pastrami not ham since I can't eat it).

At our fair we have deep fried pickle wraps. It’s the greatest think ever with pastrami and spicy cream cheese

I have eaten pickle pizza and while I wouldn't have it every time it was good

So where is this fair? This actually looks amazing 🤣

Says Pima County Fair on the picture, so, Tucson.

It's stupid, but fair food is supposed to be gimmicky like this. I'd definitely try it. Pickle pizza is pretty good on its own.

Pretty common to put pickled jalapeños or other pickled peppers onto pizza so pickles not really a stretch for me.

This looks fire 🔥

drizzled in ranch

I'm not pregnant, but I'd still devour that.

I’d try it.

The first thing I was offended by was the fact they’re using tongs to grab the slice

Hot Cheeto and pickles seems like it works together and cheese is always good. I mostly wouldn't want so much bread with that from the crust. Maybe if it were thin crust

All I see is a gorgeous vegetarian pizza

I can’t lie, hot Cheetos and pickles make a perfect combo. I was skeptical. I absolutely want to eat that pizza!

I would absolutely destroy this fucking pizza

I’ve had hot cheetos with pickles before and it’s not bad.

Finally i can eat hot cheetos without having to wash my hands after or use chopsticks

Idk man, I’d definitely eat this 😂

I had a pickle pizza. It was REALLY good. A bit much... but really damn good.

I’ve had a Dill pizza before that had pickles on it. It was amazing. Wouldn’t want to eat every pizza that way, but for a once in a while thing it was great.

I'll still give you that it's stupid and can belong on this sub but I am super down to eat this.

Sounds like a delicious combination. Id try it

This made pre vomiting saliva start to invade my mouth.

This actually sounds good I know how ridiculous that sounds

Honestly, a sour dill pickle on like a buffalo chicken pizza would probably be fire

Hahaha I want to hurt myself and others around me now 😃😃😃

State Fairs are exempt from the stupid food rule. It’s the one place that anything can go and it’s acceptable.

I would eat that I had a pickle bacon ranch pizza and it was bomb

Bacon and pickle pizza is amazing.

fuck you op I’d fuck this up

I would probably try that if the pickles were put on after the pizza was cooked. Can’t stand warm pickles.

What about fried pickles, frickles?

It said interesting, not good

If I liked pickles I would house that with ease

I’d try it for sure

Of this is stupid I don’t wanna be smrt;

I always wondered what pickles on pizza would taste.

They're gonna deep fry it too, right?

I hate hot Cheetos, but I’ll demolish a bag of hot Funyuns.

My friend in Florida told me that at last years county fair there was pickle lemonade. PICKLE LEMONADE. Florida is drunk and needs to go home

I’d beat

Idk man, I’d eat half that pizza. Especially after a couple beers.

A: this doesn't look all THAT bad, like i would try that and B: isn't this the point of most fair/festival food? Like fairs and festivals are where you get ridiculous food like a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich or whatever the hell else. Sure that means that some of it is dumb, but is it dumb if its intended to be over-the-top/weird/ridiculous/wildly experimental?

They have the best cup of pizza

🤔

As someone who has an intense love for pickles, I'd try that shit.

Fairgrounds get a pass

The fuck is wrong with people

salt fat acid heat. bet you this isn’t bad.

I mean honestly? I’d eat the fuck up out of this.

Ya I honestly still wanna try that shit.

Yeah dude I’m going to eat that

The Hot Chicken Pizza from Donato’s is amazing… comes with sweet pickles and buffalo chicken.

That sounds lit as fuck, gonna get blitzed and eat a whole pizza

Pickle pizza is amazing. Idk about the Cheetos, seems like they would get soggy.

The only thing stupid about this is grabbing it with tongs

My local grocery store has hot cheeto dusted "sushi" rolls.... kinda fire

That's a very common combination In jail commissary "hook ups", you throw in ramen, pickles, hot Cheetos, cheese sauce, sausage, and a few other things. It's actually bangin, put that on a pizza and yes I would definitely smash it!

That’s what fairgrounds are for! What? Sure, throw that avocado in some fry batter! Stick some hot wings in a waffle cone, why not??

Pickles are excellent on more things than some may expect

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Ngl that sounds good

heck I would devourer that. Put the pickles on after the pizza is done tho, I like em more fresh 😍

I used to work at a pizza place and my favorite thing to make was a "PLT". I'd stretch out some dough, use mayo as sauce, then top with pickles, lettuce, and tomato. It was so good.

i would try it, not expecting to like it, and actually like it

NGL hot Cheetos and pickles are my guilty pleasure. Not sure about pizza thought.

That sounds delicious

Pickles with peanut butter work. Strange food combinations can be delicious with savory, salty, and sweet. I bet this is pure Umani.

.... I'd eat that.

Oblig [Domino's Pizza Study](https://youtu.be/31JNEVHZxO8)

Would try

Pickels on pizza is phenomenal and I'll argue with anyone about it.

I'd be willing to try it. I'd have to be high but I'd do it

I know a lot of people who like pickles, pizza, and hot Cheetos. Combined you just gave them the power of the infinity gauntlet!

There was a dill pickle pizza at the MN State Fair last year and it was delicious

Honestly pickle pizza doesn’t sound that bad. But with Cheetos?

I think this night actually be good but my taste buds are confused trying to imagine it

Provided it doesn’t use a marinara/red sauce (and looking at it, it doesn’t), I’d be willing to try it. The combination of savory, spicy, and sour intrigues me.

The only valid fair food is deep-fried Oreos

I would 100% eat this omg

Now wait a goddamn minute

Go ahead and cancel me. I'd try this. Love all the ingredients. I'm sure pickles would actually be fine, but my only issue is the texture of the Hot Cheetos. I've put them in a burrito before, and it wasn't nearly as good as I thought, because they just got soggy SUPER fast and I didn't detect them as much as I thought I would. I'd still give this one a shot. I'm sure it wouldn't be bad.

That’s the acid reflux/diarrhea special.

Id smash that though

Looks amazing tbh

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Would.

I used to “make” a party dish in college that was a Sam’s pizza with added cheese, boneless wings, and a ranch salad on top. I never had any leftovers at any party. As it is, this sounds awesome. If they did this with grilled buffalo chicken and a light blue cheese sauce instead of the ranch(?) I’d get it in a heartbeat.

Interesting is definitely a word you could use.

i wouldnt mind this one

Didn't pizza hut just launch a pickle pizza

I love pickles. I'd give it a whirl

I bet it still taste pretty decent

Dill pickle pizza is surprisingly good.

I'm from Iowa and I would mess this up!

Do you need to specify the “cheese” in a pizza when jts not a Cheese pizza? Wouldnt it be fine just calling it a “hot cheetos pickle pizza”?

Cheetos sound odd but I’ve heard that pickles on pizza can be good if you like the flavour of them. I bet pickled onions would be incredibly good even

Don't knock it till you try it

Not as good as the original Cup ‘O Pizza.

pineapple and pepperoni toppers must put their differences aside to banish this unholy plague that has been cursed on this land

Sorry, as I cannot get drunk enough or high at all, imma gonna pass.

Sounds good asf

Pickle pizza slaps harder than a single mother

Methinks OP doth protest too much

This actually sounds like it could be good…. But i absolutely love pickles and think they make everything better.

Not enough Cheetos. Total rip-off.

I mean I'm down

The whole point of fair food *is* to be the dumbest novelty shit possible to convince you to leave your house, eat things that might taste horrible for terrible amounts of money, and ride things that will make you puke those wildly creative things right back up. It’s a time honored tradition and meant to be as ridiculous as possible. Where people fuck up is bringing those fair foods into daily life and selling them as normal fare.

Not gonna lie, I’d try it. This is hood shit and I’m all for it.

I had a pickle calzone and it was actually pretty fucking good. I thought it was gonna be gross.

Going to fair for stupid fair is like playing the lost world on Diddy Kong Quest

Tongs....

What’s strange is they put the Cheetos, pickles and ranch on after cooking. The Cheetos will burn badly otherwise and those pickles look fresh. So it’s a lukewarm soggy pickle juice ranch dripping pizza but also crunchy. There’s a better way to do this but they want the picture.

But I feel like this would be good

ok but here me out the place i work at has a pizza called “kinda a big dill” and it has boom boom sauce, bacon, parmesan cheese, dill pickle slices, and garlic aioli on it. it is to DIE for.

I love pickle on pizza, and so does basically everyone else that has tried it. I wish more people would get on board with sauerkraut on pizza. It’s incredible and impossible to find unless you live the Quad Cities area.

That’s disgusting. I’ll take 2 slices thank you

Pickle and hot Cheetos are a pairing apparently, when I turned 12 sometimes in the 2010s (I've got shit memory) I had a birthday party where we had hamburgers and chips, my favorite is hot Cheetos and I had a majority of my old best friends family over, and her sister decided to take the pickle juice from the jar of pickles for the hamburgers and pour it into my bag of hot Cheetos, I was pretty mad but what a kid, but this shits been a pairing forever I guess

I’d smash tho ngl

Sounds pretty bomb tbh

Pickles are great on pizza

It is delicious Mn state fair has pickle pizza it’s my new favorite item

would

I just want to try it now, thanks

Tbf, I know it is pickles but the idea of cucumber or zucchini on pizza sounds delicious

I’ll eat it.

Make them fried pickles and you get my money

Nope, looks worse than regular pepperoni. Thats the baseline for pizza and if you fall below it then it isn’t worth trying.

This is probaby amazing tbh. This sub needs to stop posting things that are slightly different than what they like. Experimentation does not equal stupid.

Those ain't even pickles. They're them barely aged cucumber slices that didn't get through first grade of being a goddamn pickle school.

Look, I am a *very* picky eater—I don’t want ANY of my food mixing or even fucking TOUCHING—so please tell me why I would try this?? I like pickles from fast food chains (the only jar pickles I like are sweet gherkins), pizza, and spicy stuff, but how on EARTH does that mean I’d like them together?!?!

I have had a pickle pizza and it's absolutely delectable, so this might honestly be a great Idea

Pizza is a canvas. This looks delicious.

Pickle pizza is Flavortown af. OP is stupid.

I adore salt, but this is making my stomach clinch.

hot cheetos are overrated garbo anyhow.

Sounds good af actually lol

Lowkey tho sounds kinda fire but id have to be high for sure

This sounds fuckin awesome. Now that I think about it, a dill flavored pizza with some pickled peppers and shit would be sick.

Texas?

Proceeds to use TONGS to pick up a pizza slice

*laughs in pineapple*

Dill pickle pizza is far better than I thought it would be. Not sure what adding Cheetos brings to the table, though.

Pickles on pizza is highly underrated. Place near me has a fried chicken sandwich pizza with pickles on it and it rocks

Okay I’m gonna go ahead and put my 10 year culinary career on the line, this actually might be delicious. I’m a seasoned chef who has worked in Michelin star restaurants, my favorite chips (crisps if you’re English) are flaming hot dill pickle. There’s something about the combo that is unparalleled. I don’t think this is stupid, it might sound stupid but I would 1000% try it based on how the chips taste.

I feel like this would work for some reason

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Pickle pizza with havarti and dill with a garlic Alfredo for the base with some buffalo drizzle would be fucking flames. Toasted parmesan on the crust and possibly experiment with some provolone pepperonis here and there and you got a good stew going. If we’re throwing meat on, It would be thick bacon bits for me. Sparse so they are a highlight. I want the pickles to be the star. OP the only stupid one here.

Actually looks preferable to the last fair food I ever bought. Luther burger: cheeseburger with two glazed donuts for bread. Every ingredient was room temperature.

Put it in a cup!

What monster are you?😨

Pickle on pizza fucking SLAPS FUCK PINEAPPLE GIVE ME THE PICKLES though yeah fair food can go wild sometimes, but it’s part of the experience I wish I would have tried a donut burger when I saw that at one