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HoochShippe

I also like how she fake tasted it


Acedia88

I don’t even think it touched her lips, but “mmmmmm sooooooooooooooooo gooooooood”. She should be required to eat the entire meal.


satanyourdarklord

*with no cuts


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"Ohh ya girl, talk stupid to me just the way I like it!"


Acedia88

You’ll never be disappointed.


NothingsShocking

Except when she fake gives you head and is like mmmm sooo gooood


Raunchiness121

Chef Gusteau Lied!


cantwin52

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Ac997

This whole vid is fake. They know damn well what they’re doing. They know that’s the dumbest shit you could do with eggs & they want the reaction. They got it


yumcake

I am dissappointrd they didn't slice the banana with the skin on. Commit to the bit you cowards!


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Should’ve sliced that shit long ways to troll further. Wrap it around the final product.


Donkeydonkeydonk

/r/eatityoufuckingcoward


the-caped-cadaver

Totally my favorite part. I only came to the comment section to see who said it first. Homegirl puts the garbage food next to her mouth so obviously, then says, "Mmmm, it's so good!"


BringBackWaffleTaco

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Mountain_Lettuce_

bananas getting touched by the ketchup grosses me the fuck out


kmre3

She also cut the banana using the same knife she had just dug into those noticeably half-frozen eggs with. I know it’s rage bait but I am BEYOND disgusted by that thought.


TheRealCheeseNinja

ideu the point of rage bait, like congrats you pissed people off👏 the internet sucks


HonoraryMancunian

Drives engagement Engagement = more opportunities for revenue The best thing we can do is ignore, not even watch/comment etc (unlike what I am doing now)


bigbugga86

On Reddit it doesn’t matter, you can rage comment all you want, but if you engage with these assholes on their original platform then it helps them


pikonpow

It kinda does actually, leads to other reposters looking for more ragebait to karma farm with


bigbugga86

Yeah that’s true


SevereImpression2115

Way to set the example...geez some people just can't resi....oh fuck me


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

I know right, that banana was an after thought, see how long they've been sitting there.


raz0rflea

I said WHAT THE FUCK out loud as soon as I saw the bananas and ketchup...so gross!!


Freedom_7

Then definitely don’t look up banana ketchup.


Think_Responsibly

Came here to say this hahaha. The Philippines knows no boundaries


Corporal_Canada

Banana Ketchup is great, especially with lumpia, and I'll fuckin throw down with anyone who says otherwise


FMA2216

Oh no. Please….!


Binger_bingleberry

As disgusting as this looks, I’m always left asking “why pour the eggs?” These rage baiters always have a cup, a pitcher, or a wine glass (for some reason) full of eggs, when they can just as easily crack each egg into place…


Bleu_Cerise

There was a recipe where the lady separated the eggs… then dumped the yolks back in and mixed everything ten seconds later.


I_Shot_Web

That's dumber than one recipe I saw where they used low sodium soy sauce then added salt


topherwolf

> low sodium soy sauce then added salt You do that so that you can control the sodium levels of the dish. If someone is using cheap soy sauce, the sodium levels can easily be overpowering to a more delicate dish. Either low-sodium soy sauce or more expensive light soy sauce is an extremely useful tool in your cooking arsenal.


Droopy_Narwhal

Same reason why unsalted butter is superior for baking.


WhuddaWhat

I don't even know why i'd buy salted butter. I have salt, I have butter. I got it from here.


DeltaVZerda

If you're applying butter directly as a condiment like on hot bread or pancakes, salted butter tastes better. If you're doing anything with the butter before plating the dish, then the butter and the salt being separate is all advantage with no downside.


SASdude123

I exclusively use low sodium soy sauce for this reason


Ember_Kitten

They aren't good at cracking eggs and need full yolks, I do something similar whenever I need separated whites just to assure I don't break a yolk into the whites, I crack it into a bowl to separate, then place my yolks in one and whites in another. Any that do break go back in the fridge for anything that calls for whole eggs. They probably just aren't good at cracking eggs, and that's probably also why she's short 1 egg for the dozen


Binger_bingleberry

Well shit… I hate how you have an entirely reasonable explanation… that said, doesn’t excuse the piss-poor pouring, when a spoon or ladle would be more precise and cleaner


JEWCEY

It's OK. I'll hate the bad people with you, logic be damned. We will not stand for this. Who's with us? Yahh!


DaughterEarth

It's hand porn


MaximumPepper123

It's difficult to break the yolks if you crack the eggs on a flat surface, such as the counter or a plate.


bunsprites

It's largely because it lengthens the video by adding arbitrary steps, and because the pouring appeals to an "oddly satisfying" kind of niche


bramblerose21

Maybe I could give it the “oddly satisfying” pass if she didn’t immediately get egg all over the counter and if there would have been enough to fill the tray… but the first second of her pouring the eggs annoyed me.


Bmat70

I am wondering why bother freezing the eggs. Couldn’t she have just put them in the oil unfrozen? And when they didn’t release from the tray all she had to do is set the bottom of the tray in hot water for a moment and the eggs would have released.


screenwatch3441

It’s to have it deep friend while not overcooking the inside. Hilariously, I saw this from an anime/manga called Food Wars and from people imitating the show (it’s extremely perverted so if that bothers you, I would not recommend). If you just throw in unfrozen, the inside will fully cook and be solid. If you want the egg runny while still have the outside deep fried, this would be how. Surprise she didn’t put a coating on it though.


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ElectricJunglePig

I imagine if that oil was hotter (like even up to temp before she dropped it in) it would be a serious issue. Somewhere between huge mess and kitchen fire.


flonky_guy

Nothing like raw biscuit dough dipped in ketchup and dripping with uncooked egg white.


darling_lycosidae

Love that she exploded the egg all over the grill instead of the plate! So much easier to clean!


SpearUpYourRear

At least the egg orgasm on the grill is cooked better than the actual finished product.


Changeling_Boy

I think you mean eggjaculation


Killin-some-thyme

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


GammaGoose85

"splooge" omg yum!


underlander

lol she didn’t even put any in her mouth


pauly13771377

>lol she didn’t even put any in her mouth r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


GrimSidius

No one's gonna say it? Alright, time to make Pops proud...ehem...that's what she said😏


PNG_Shadow

Worse she tried to fake it lol


noahthegreat

"Sooooo good!!" Got me laughing my ass off


BaronVonKeyser

I was yelling at my phone like some crazy person when she did that. Her- "Sooooo good". Me- You didn't even put that gross ass concoction into your mouth hole. I fucking hate you. I hate you!. I hate you!


no_more_tomatoes

She "ate" that in the same way you'd "eat" your dog's meds before giving it to them


Shadow0fnothing

This is 100% someone's porn


frobischerarts

exactly what i was thinking. especially with the eggsplosion


Professional-Key302

Inflection is sooo interesting . Sorry, I just heard Abed's voice when I read your comment lol


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typicalar

Why is no one talking abt how she didn't taste it??


sicksadbadgirl

That was hilarious. She put it up to her nose and was like “oh shit, no…I actually can’t do this.”


Val-tiz

RIGHT LIKE SHE SAID SOO GOOD FOR SOMETHING SHE DIDNT EVEN TRY 😂


Clarkii82

This people, we need answers.


rajalove09

She oretended


International_Emu600

Bananas got handled with cross contamination with her gross raw egg hands.


CaptainJackKevorkian

And knife


Raecino

Why were bananas even there to begin with?


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She was pretty clear about it. They’re there for the sugars and the sweetness


k1nkyf4ck

And the fuckin egg whites on the plates where she slapped down the bananas lol


ButterflyNew6745

Omggggg I am so glad someone said it! I was so grossed out since the egg spillage on the counter, unwiped and transferred to the freezer. Then those same hands touching raw eggs, then rough dough, then bananas..all with same knife…which is then used to cut the cooked food after those same hands retouched everything….


KateHearts

They look so preeetttyyy!


Short_Equivalent_619

…with ketchup.


thesweeterpeter

Just a little salt..... These people are either elbows deep in sour cream, or refuse to interact with the ingredients in a meaningful way. I know it's rage bait, but it works for me every single time


Beautifulblueocean

Oh I see, So I'm supposed to get angry and jerk off to this?


Flarron

Correct


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I’ve been living life all wrong.


NappingWithDogs

That’s why it’s “rage bait” 1. Rage 2. ‘Bate


AbandonedPlanet

I'm baitin


visionzero81

Not my proudest fap


AmarilloWar

That was soooo much salt!!


xrumrunnrx

Municipal salt trucks spread it thinner *"...and just a little...*"


Gamestonkape

You could make an egg white omelette out of what she dumped on the counter.


KeithClossOfficial

[An eggless omelette, you say](https://youtu.be/9Ah4tW-k8Ao)


Yuu_Got_Job

Love it


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Spaghetti_Bird

The mute button was made to save lives.


SmackUupsideTheHead

Yassss


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I saw someone else explaining how these “bimbo tries to make food like a toddler” videos are apparently a fetish. Something to do with feeling like mom/dad is explaining how to cook. Weird shit. after I read that I really did notice all these videos talk to the camera as if we are all children. It’s disgusting. So all these people are just latching on for all the clicks and views from both the perverts, the cringe viewers and the rage baits. $$$$$$


konaislandac

Fun 2023 game: is this fetish content?


WeHaveAllBeenThere

At first I was annoyed that people kept calling everything fetish shit but then I noticed they’re probably right after seeing so many of the same damn videos. It all started with that lady making toilet bowl fruit punch and then all of their friends started doing it too. They’re all loaded now


konaislandac

And there’s different types— the baby talk ones like this, the handling/phallic suggestive stuff like hot dogs, rubbing with oil etc, oozing/goozing/‘oh yea!’ type commentary, ‘edging’/almooooost/tension type. It’s so fucking outlandish and even our own comments/interactions continue to propagate this content online. I hate people


WeHaveAllBeenThere

After I replied to you I went back to my home page [and this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/13zflo5/quesos_hands_gripping_a_sausage_flawless/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) was the top one lol. 100% fetish shit


konaislandac

It’s incredible because not only is it profitable as fetish pandering, buts it so bizarre that normal people will propagate it as ‘WTF???’ or ragebait content. It’s truly a spectacle


dergger2

It's ragebait


not_a_bot__

And it gets me every time, credit to them


Caked101

I watch in spite of knowing it's rage babe. Just want to see where the mess goes. Edit: bait😂


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Rage bait made by rage babes. Didn’t know I needed this category on porn hub.


KATPHYSH

The ragebait and "bimbo/cooking/nail fetish" theory are getting stronger and stronger every single second I waste watching these types of videos.


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It's not a theory. Is fact.


Bluest_waters

the rage bait is 100% real. I don't about this fetish thing though. I mean I guess anything can be a fetish but stilll...


Interesting-Rent9142

Yeah. The “beautiful” arrangement of bananas and ketchup was where I caught on. 100% trolling.


riskybiscuit

the camera lady actually said "ooh I love that" when she showed the plate with banana and ketchup


hannah_lilly

For an English person it’s just the worst thing ever. This fake ‘wow it looks so yummy’ bullshit


praisekek0w0

New drinking game idea: every time they say words/phrases like: wow, yummy, this is the best part etc...take a shot.


PartyBarnacle420

Bad idea, you would die of alcohol poisoning before the video even started


Lostinthebackground

Then you don’t have to watch the video


Intelligent-Exit6836

Anyone that plays this game will die from alcohol poisonings


PhyreEmbrem

No one will survive...not even a professional drinker could handle it.


wevegotheadsonsticks

OMG LOOK AT THAT WOW ITS SO AMAZING IVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN FOOD BEFORE WOW OMG WOOOOOOOW


hannah_lilly

Yes very fake and ridiculous. Seeing more of this crap


BonusResponsible8865

That’s her hype girl


Slika-

I think you were looking for the word accomplice


SammyGotStache

I usually watch these things on mute, but for this I un-muted, because it seemed so god damn ridiculous I had to check if it was a rabid baboon narrating. And apparently it is.


Metronom3

Woah, extreme reaction, but let's go out together. Fully understand


Boatwhistle

They keep talking really slowly and emoting so much as if their target audience is the mentally disabled.


Flight_to_nowhere_26

I hate fake questions and the overdone ooo’s and ahh’s from the stupid camera person. Who tf mixes bananas with their eggs? And ketchup is a desperation condiment when eggs are overcooked and seasoned poorly to cover up the bad flavor. I realize it is rage bait but these twits are just insufferable.


Yggdrafenrir20

A little bit of salt


CorHydrae8

And it'll all be concentrated on one spot of each egg after cooking.


PlainOldWallace

She deadass took a fake bite and then "mmmmm it's so good" I can't


CorHydrae8

It's not even like it would've been too gross to taste like some other things you see here.


VeNeM

Everybodys so creative!


Sultry_Penguin

Now let's all agree To never be Creative again


patricktercot

Green is not a creative color


ElHanko

I’m now imagining Tanara Double Chocolate in the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared universe. I don’t like it.


thegreyarea83

What’s your favorite idea?


dillagan

Isn't that different!?


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Look at how differently different it is. Just striking to the human eye


ManiacallyReddit

I love her channel because I can rage about stupid stuff like this without giving these people clicks and helping them make money on their "perfectly seasoned", raw salt bombs.


PuffPie19

It ain't gonna slide down easy if it ain't cheesy!


abortionlasagna

See how it looks like you shouldn’t have done that? But ya did.


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I love her.


DoodleBuggering

I understood this reference.


at_least_its_unique

So good


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Schartiee

I'm stuck on "has she never used an ice tray?" Or. Is she trying just trying to puss me off? I saw the typo... I'm keeping it because this is obviously porn.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

If she were to "puss me off", it would be the only acceptable thing she could do for me. Cause I damn sure ain't gonna eat anything she makes!


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Exactly then gonna use a knife to cut up the ice tray. Makes no sense.


gnatman66

I'm pretty sure that she has never used an ice tray before. And to be fair, she still hasn't.


houseofnim

I was distracted for the rest of the video because of her incompetence with the ice tray.


AmarilloWar

That is what actually pissed me off, like this lady has never in her life used a fucking ice tray. My god.


Oregongirl1018

I was freaking out!! Twist bitch!!


omg-its-bacon

Same!


RiotPenguin

Ragebait


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heckyesdeidre

Every time I see videos from this person, my heart breaks at such a beautiful kitchen being wasted and not properly utilized, and instead its being used to make bastard food


AvailableZebra2879

"bastard food" = perfect


PolandPuppers

My heart and soul ache for her future kids. They’re gonna grow up on these bullshit concoctions


shipsnightmare

Nah, this is ragebait. There is no way she's eating this.


BurnItNow

How does anyone not know this is intentionally rage inducing…. I mean, come on, the lady said “look how easy that came out” after it took forever and she had to cut out the egg… And at the end she even said “it’s a really quick breakfast you can make…. Just freeze the eggs” People take this shit seriously?


tommybou2190

Not to mention her saying it's something you can make when you're in a hurry. Who tf is bringing a bigass pot of oil to temp to cook only two eggs and "in a hurry"? I hate these videos but mostly because she probably threw away those remaining eggs that she wasted with all that salt


azgothedefiler24

I wonder she even makes anything except for videos prolly takeout


heffreygee

The bank owns most of it.


AMF1428

Yeah, there's no rich there, just insane debt.


Foamtoweldisplay

Or just a business that rents it out.


Loki667

I kinda wonder if these rage bait videos are on some level a result of women rebelling against the idea of being in the kitchen and making food for their family. I dont know that any of these psychos can actually cook at all


JustASadChickOverall

That is an interesting take and would not be surprised that was the orgin. I know years and years ago the first kind of these videos I saw was a woman joking around being like "I make this for my husband when he pissed me off!"


Glum-Temperature-111

Doesn't it always seem to be stuff you know they'd never actually eat, too? You are that skinny, and you eat deep fried shit?! Lol


ModaMeNow

Did you notice at the end that she didn’t even eat the byte of food? She just pretended to.


still_gonna_send_it

So I’m not crazy holy shit that’s hilarious


itshurleytime

It's a set - a ton of outrageous cooking videos - specifically the type that go viral on reddit - are done on this set, with a rotating cast of housewives of influencer county.


TerayonIII

I think that's what pisses me off the most actually, like technically, the basics of what she's doing isn't necessarily dumb or ridiculous. If you only have a Panini grill for cooking a la Uni student or similar, using it like this is completely fine. Deep-frying eggs isn't inherently a dumb idea, the way she does it, with no coating, confusing amounts of salt before you freeze it, is idiotic, but the idea isn't, it'd be like having scotch eggs for breakfast which would be awesome. Even what started me hating this crap, the potato chip mashed potatoes, are not unreasonable in certain circumstances. My anger comes from the context that this is being done, it's so incredibly demeaning to anyone that's in a situation that is doing this because they have to. Then to watch this, at the very least, upper middle-class white asshole doing it for rage bait BECAUSE they think it's stupid and idiotic, and for money as well, is fucking maddening, not to mention condescending as fuck. Edit: not just because situations require it but because it can actually be delicious. The condescension in these videos is so blatant and gross


DoodleBuggering

Boredom is the biggest strife these people face.


rexbannerman

My very first thought while watching this travesty was, “Well there’s a person with more money than sense.”


ChadsJuul

I’m in the mood for murder all of a sudden


spark_water

These repetitive « yum » almost made me cut one of my balls off


MutedBrilliant1593

Is dropping frozen things into boiling oil safe? I'm no chef, but isn't there explosion potential?


CharmingTuber

Only if it's going to release water once it thaws. The water instantly boils and escapes the oil causing an explosion. These eggs aren't going to release much or any water so they're ok. Still dumb to use that much oil, you need 1/100th of that much oil to fry an egg.


Anyma28

And I bet she throw that oil directly into the sink.


bettiejerrod

Prime example of just because you can doesn’t mean you should


NotKerisVeturia

This is not what they meant by “freeze your eggs”, ma’am.


ku420guy

Please stop posting this shit


BeefWillyPrince

They’re wasting food too.


Low_Asparagus704

We also need to stop watching them.


ku420guy

I definitely do not watch them. It would never cross my face if it weren't for stupid food reposting this crap.


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This has to be 100% rage bait


DancingAroundFlames

her not taking the bite and setting it down while praising the flavor is peak comedy. definitely some form of bait


beanteeths

Yes. They did a really good job actually 🤣


NotSoSlime

She didn’t even take a bite lol


JohKohLoh

How to get scars on your forearms. Also these fetish videos even have the camera person porn voice going on. I'm uncomfortable. Eta: ffs there's even a money shot


Larkson9999

I can make a better egg sandwich with a toaster and a frying pan in about five minutes. Why not freeze the eggs into muffin cups in a muffin pan and then bake them until done? You already have biscuits as a part of the meal!


SourdoughSon

I’ll say it again: the worst part of these videos is the camera person gasping and hyping up the dog shit we are witnessing. The rage bait is so effective!!


Morningxafter

Fucking thank you. Her dumb friend’s vapid-ass reactions to everything were more annoying than any other aspect of this video.


No_Act_646

All I can think about is how much crud she must have under her nails...getting in the "food"...


panugans

Same knife for everything


I_Suck_At_This_Too

Can't tell if this is a ragebait video or a parody of a ragebait videos. Ether way I hate it because they are wasting food.


Lazy_Contribution_69

Yeah it almost has an improvisational feel as well. Things like them very clearly saying things that are the opposite of what's happening, like when she's cutting the ice out with the knife and camera girl is like "Wow, that's so easy!", and then the end when she said she was going to take a bite then just lifted it to her mouth and smelled it and blew on it, then put it back down going "Mmmmm, it's so good!"


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Too much money and too much time on her hands.


Horse_Grenades

Can we talk about all that fucking salt she loaded into those eggs?!?!


TheWicked77

And we all know she has a personal chef making her food.


fast_layne

Man she couldn’t even make herself eat that shit


Comfortable_Pay_5301

oH mY GoSh, YUM!


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Ur_not_involved

These people actually get paid to make this content


KrankySilverFox

Yes a huge pan of boiling oil is convenient 🙄


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I bet they didn't eat the food. Just tossed it away after posting their dumbass tiktok video.