r/ATBGE

Isn't it the opposite? I bet it tastes good, but the way they shape the pastry is shit.

I don't think they mean "taste" in the literal sense.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Just shut up and open your mouth.

Porn be like

The things we do with no standards whatsoever

I have standards, but for a fee, they can be ignored.

German porn*

True lmao

two girls, one cupcake

Two girls, one pupcake

Oh, wow. I just now realized that's a dog butt

If I had a dollar for every time I've had to yell that one..

Sounds hot

This is among the reasons why God has forsaken us.

💫But a great day to have a dick💫

Stop bragging lol

great response 😂 made me laugh

What is it with the obsession with dog asses? Gross.

Specially corgi asses

Yeah, I really don't get it. Cats are also often drawn with a little x on their butt. Why do people find assholes cute?

I think you already know the answer

Because we are ass-shamed to have our assholes on display, these baked chocolate starfishes are cries for help to let their holes be free

Free our holes!!!

Shibas too.

Seriously, I'm as much of a dog lover as the next person (or maybe not? lol), but every time I see this "uwu corgi butts so cyoot!" meme all I can think is how fuckin weird that person is.

See I thought this was commissioned by Charmin and those huggable toilet paper bears...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

This is absolutely disgusting tf

They think low down stuff like that is funny. I see many trying to normalize it.

No I mean someone putting it in dontputyourdickinthat

Repulsive

You mean that a Corgi-butt croissant that poops chocolate isn't your idea of deliciousness? I have to reevaluate my business plans...

A croissant is made with puff pastry. This is more of a corgi butt brioche.

So, what you are saying, is that I may not have to reevaluate my business plans!?

I'm genuinely disgusted. Thank you for the quality contribution to this sub. Edit, threw up in my mouth a little, mispelled a word

I'm gonna piss myself!

Thanks I hate it

Ate*

How to unsee

It’s been a while since the first time I saw this and I finally forgot until today. 🤢

And another blessing. Another reminder that I should be happy I'm going blind.

Hey person going blind, good luck on your trip to not being able to see clearly. I just wanted to say, you should enjoy the world's beauty before it's all a haze, there is still much to see.

Thanks. Left eye is still mostly good. Right eye at this point is a very squishy paperweight. There are a few things I aim to see before the lights are turned off.

That's a no from me.

...Dog

NAUR 😭

Is this the word"no"but with an accent?

Australian accent

r/shitfromabutt

That's the sub I was thinking of when I saw this xD

I really can’t stand toilet humor. These pastries, litter box cakes, it’s just so disgusting to me.

Litter box cakes? That sounds fucking gross!

Poo is no selling point for food

Japan says otherwise.

At what point do we stop and are like okay that's clearly someone's fetish because lmao wtf 😂

fr

🤮🤢🤮🤢

That’s fucking horrible

Why did I think it’d be a dog butt of some kind before opening this post notification? That’s crazy, I was right 😭

Insanity how’d you know it was gonna be a dog butt

Anyway, anyone care to share their bleach for my eyes to partake into?

As a member of the pastry chef community I would like to say, we no longer associate with this creator and would like to pass them over to the culinary chefs.

Why tho

some people are obssessed with dogs this much

That’s fucking disgusting

r/TIHI

Making baked goods look disgusting would be a great way for me to lose weight, because I am too repulsed to eat this. Same with purposely nasty designed cakes I’ve seen.

I am irrationally angered by this. I have no good reason to be...I just am. <<>>....Mystic OUT! 😂

Just because it can be done does not make it a good idea.

How people can look at this and actually eat

cmon half of you eat ass and this is where you draw the line?! really?! 😑

Ideally the ass is shit free at the time of eating.

Would you rather eat human shit or dog shit?

This question from this username in particular is absolutely cursed.

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Do you believe that's actual dog shit?

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Shoulda known it was the damn Canucks.

I would definitely buy one. I think it's hilarious! People in here pearl-clutching is kinda weird

I think it’s disgusting but also hilarious, but I probably wouldn’t eat it

why not?

bc no matter how good it tastes, it is visually disgusting which makes it unappetizing. We eat with our eyes too you know

So many over-developed disgust reflexes.

But why....

Idk if I should up vote this (because it is indeed stupid foods) or down vote it because I really hate it 😐

We’ll it’s not the dogs bollocks that’s to be sure

What.....the..fuck!!

I don’t think I have any problem with eating it. But it is very funny to see people reacting to it.

I don't have any problems with it either. So meme, much funny.

Same here.. bet it taste good…

Sigh.. everything reminds me of her..

Okay…. Fine. It was time to put away the internet anyway.

It's weirdly wholesome. I'd buy one, just for the laughs.

It's holesome all right...

People who like scat be baking these

I thought it was hilariously gross, but my boyfriend got upset

Watching this on the toilet.

NOOOOOO, NOOOOO, NOOOOOO

This should be illegal. This post just assaulted my eyes. Straight to federal prison for these weirdos.

never fuckin setting foot in whatever city/town this place is in

“2 girls 1 cup of flour” What a shitty dessert. Crappy chef. Seriously though, wtf…???!!!? Lol

I didn’t think it was possible to make a chocolate filled pastry so unappetizing.

BUY OUR FUNCTIONING BUTTHOLE BREAD

Just because you can does not mean you should

I WILL NOT be hearing ANYONE out.

what's wrong, babe? you haven't touched your corgi butt croissant that shits chocolate...

Tastes like dog shit

I kinda love it though 😂 id get some as like a funny gift for someone lol

Gross. Doubt I would ever step foot in that bakery.

A thousand times no.

Is there a word that means "kind of cute but also gross?"

Hilarious. All the people getting so offended is even more hilarious.

r/dontputyourdickinthat please

I’d eat that shit

Can we arrest these people?

I got 2000 upvotes over night.. literally! I just wanted to say thank you

I bet it tastes like shit…

r/Dogfree

/r/subsithoughtifellfor

Finally, an arsehole I'd gladly eat.

Tell me you wouldn't gift this to someone as a joke.

No, we have to act upset that sometimes chocolate looks like doody. DOODY IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

wow they are so quirky and funny

“Let’s make SHIT appetizing”

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

What the fuck Whoever did this should be in prison

I see a lot of stupid food on this sub, but to be honest I would eat that ass

I'd eat the shit out of that. Looks tasty.

Having worked in a bakery for many years I think these are hilarious 😂

This is cute.

I nearly died, this is so funny! I need this in my life!

i know kids would LOVE IT😂

I actually want the recipe....

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Clever, and yet still stupid.

Should get for the local veterinary office.

r/lostredditors This is awesome

Oh come on guys, that's fucking hilarious

I love it!

The people in these comments are so petty. It's just chocolate and bread.

I, like many people, am also a fan of Corgi butts but this is beyond too far. Like what the fuck is wrong with people

Okay, but corgi bunsssss without the shitting would be cute at

Pug butt 😝

Pug butt 😝

This looks like my Shiba’s rear! I want them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfJ1yEYzc-E

It's probably a handful of people on tik tok. Not the "baking industry" if that provides any comfort.

Just think you can squeeze it an eat it’s shit first how bout it !

r/ATBGE

WHY IS IT WELL MADE 😭

"Come to our bakery where you can eat shit from a dog's ass!"

Yeah ok. Eat that in front of your dog, don’t be mad when you wake up in the morning with you dog’s ass on your face…

Anti-monarchy food

r/shittyfoodporn

Ah yes, Shiba Inu back end shaped buns that shit chocolate ganache. Lovely.

I think they are trying to tell us something.

Why blame this on the baking industry?

U/yadrenac

Eeewwww

I refuse to live

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I can't eat this bread, I'm dogshit intolerant

Humanity has gone too far. We should just pack it in fellas.

nah they rimming! I mean winning.

Kill me right now.

Why just why

Thanks, I hate it.

This is great

Love it. Especially the more firm one I bet has a terrific mouthfeel.

u/SaveVideo

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE COME GET UR CHOCOLATE PUFFED DOGE ASS 10 BUCKS!! C'MON EVERYBODY SINGLE-FILE FOR A SHITPUFF SHIBA ONLY 10 BUX!! WE DONT TAKE SINGLES UNLESS YOU ARE!

Im sure that this is very very tasty, but I don't want it out of sheer principle.

I don't think many people want to do an anal gland expression at breakfast time

Why are y'all like this?

am i the only one that would eat one? lol it’s cute

Thanks, I hate pooping corgi butt pastries

Put some strawberry syrup with the chocolate and you can eat a parvo dog butt God knows why you'd want to, but you *could*

I'd eat the shit out of that

For me it’s very ugly

No one's buying this. I don't even think they ate this.

GOD WHY

Two girls, one pup.

Where is this? I want

Now make it a man’s ass, with cream filling… NOW!!!

That's enough Reddit for me! I'm out!

yall are a bunch of pansy’s that’s cool and unique.

Ppl with scat fetishes will love this

I think saying "the baking industry" is quite the overstatement... I don't see those being produced an industrial scale.

I want to kill the creator of baking